Happy Felix Day dear friends. Why are so many of these sacred affairs involving our beloved monarch during work hours? I'll never forget Felix's MLB debut, which was only available on MLB.TV, being shot by some intern from the press box with a crappier camera than the one in your smartphone.
Felix games should be broadcast on the town square and be public holidays for us to bask in his amazement. We peons are forced to muck in the mire of the other 130 games or so, give us our King on full display. Also, may he pitch better today than in his last two outings. Forever and ever, amen.