5/19: Chart of Antipathy

the worst game of bases loaded ever - Jason Miller

Including an allegory of the 2013 Mariners, comprised as a visual history of the herb garden on my deck.

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Hero of the game: Kyle Seager (-0.01 WPA), for taking only 12 pitches in 4 plate appearances, helping to end the game faster

Goat of the game: ...

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...Felix. (-0.32 WPA)

Instead of posing questions, by suggestion of sea-townie, I'll present a visual history of the 2013 Seattle Mariners, as reflected by the herb garden on my deck.

The Seattle Mariners, on April 24:

Deck1

The Mariners are a collection of untreated wooden boards, unsupported by any foundation, sagging under the weight of the dirt and decomposed material that feeds a few sad, sagging herbs.

The Seattle Mariners, on May 16:

Deck2

The Mariners have been stained and braced as well as possible, and there are actually a few plants growing (although, of course, not always the most desirable ones).

The Seattle Mariners, at 11:00 this morning:

Deck3

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