This is not your replacement Jeff. This is your interim replacement Jeff. Nothing I can say really matters in light of yesterday, so I'm not even going to try. The Seattle Mariners are playing the Kansas City Royals today. Here are the details:

• Time: 1:05 p.m. PDT.
• Location: Surprise Stadium, Surprise, AZ.
  
• Gameday link: Here, probably.
  
• Listen: 710 ESPN Seattle (live). Online here, probably.
  

Hisashi Iwakuma goes against Ervin Santana, probably for not-very-long before we start getting the likes of Tom Wilhemsen and Danny Hultzen. Here's the lineup:

Jason Bay, LF
Kyle Seager, 3B
Mike Morse, 1B
Raul Ibanez, DH
Michael Saunders, CF
Kelly Shoppach, C
Carlos Peguero, RF
Robert Andino, SS
Carlos Triunfel, 2B

Also, there are new commercials. Yay.

Sigh.