There are, I think, three types of swings. There are confident swings that drive the baseball. There are confident swings that mishit the baseball, or miss the baseball entirely. And there are ... well the popular term for these is "emergency hacks." But a difference between these swings and emergency provisions is that emergency provisions are intended to serve some valuable purpose. These swings might as well have not been swung.

However Hideki Matsui and Desmond Jennings walked away from the batter's box, they are not accustomed to feeling that way very often. Well maybe Matsui is this year. Forget I said anything. .Gifs!