For one night in August the St. Paul Saints will become the Mr. Paul Aints to coincide with some kind of atheist convention (I'd post a link if I were more savvy). Now, this isn't about religion or no religion. It's about being creative. We have the King's Court, which is awesome, but what about the other four games, between starts, in which no court is in session? In order for us to afford Josh Hamilton and his babysitter personal assistant this offseason we are going to have to put a lot more butts in the seats. I thought about what would be a good promotion that is also topical for a second (literally, one second) and came up with a miniature of Safeco Field with a fence you could move around. I haven't figured how to shorten it to be more to the point like, "Bat Night," but you get the idea. The difference between having an amazing offseason and a so-so one is all in your hands. So, what would you do if you were Promotion Director for the Mariners?... Go!