Miguel Olivo has just a grade 1 strain of groin, the least severe. Could return in 2 or 3 weeks.— Geoff Baker (@gbakermariners) May 4, 2012
This works like the opposite of the DEFCON scale, which works like the opposite of what you think it does. A grade 1 groin strain is the least serious groin strain, and Olivo could be back in action in just a few weeks. For those of you who don't find this to be good news, focus on the fact that Chone Figgins just got demoted. Chone Figgins just got demoted! Don't live in the now. Live in the recent past, when you learned that Chone Figgins was getting demoted.