Anthony Vasquez's Top Play
I'm going back to the Anthony Vasquez well again. Sometimes I get stuck looking at Barry Bonds' statistics because they're so unbelievably amazing. Sometimes I get stuck looking at Anthony Vasquez's statistics because they're so unbelievably amazing in a different way. One might say the exact opposite way. Anthony Vasquez allowed a 1.140 OPS. Barry Bonds, as a Giant, posted a 1.143 OPS.
I feel bad when I write about Anthony Vasquez. I don't feel bad about the material - the material is fine. I feel bad because, what if Anthony Vasquez is reading this? Anthony Vasquez knows full well how terrible he was as a Mariner. He was there. I'm just piling on. Opening old wounds. Anthony, if you're reading this, understand that I mean nothing personal. I'm sure you're a great dude, and I hope you bloom into an ace. It's just that the numbers you put up are quite literally among the worst numbers ever posted. It's interesting to look at them and write about them.
For this exercise, I wanted to pinpoint Anthony Vasquez's top play. You know, find a diamond in the mud, or at least a part of the mud that's a little less muddy. I didn't conduct a search for Anthony Vasquez's best pitch, because I don't know the definition of "best pitch", and looking at Anthony Vasquez's best pitch would probably just bum me out. Rather, I looked for Anthony Vasquez's best individual result. I sorted all of Vasquez's plays by Win Probability Added and looked at the play at the top. It came on September 23, in the second inning of a start against the Rangers.
Allow me to set the scene. The Mariners were bad. The Rangers were good. Vasquez came in with an 8.25 ERA, while opposing starter Matt Harrison came in with a 3.42 ERA. Going into the bottom of the second, the game was scoreless. Then Michael Young singled. Then Adrian Beltre homered. It was 2-0 Texas.
Mike Napoli followed with a line out that looked like this:
Then Nelson Cruz singled. Then David Murphy walked. Vasquez got ahead of Craig Gentry 0-2, but then he beaned him. The bases were loaded with one out for Ian Kinsler. The game was on the verge of getting out of hand.
Vasquez started Kinsler with a curveball for a strike. Then he missed with a changeup. Then he missed with a fastball. Then he missed with a curveball. Vasquez was behind 3-1 to a dangerous hitter with one out and the bases loaded in a hitter-friendly ballpark.
Treading desperately in hot water, Vasquez went after Kinsler with an 84mph fastball.
It worked. Something worked.
Before Kinsler's at bat, the Mariners' chances of winning were about 19 percent. After Kinsler's at bat, the Mariners' chances of winning were about 30 percent. The double play carried a Win Probability Added of +10.5 percent, making this easily Vasquez's biggest play of the year.
How did Vasquez respond to his achievement?
Vasquez allowed a home run in the third inning. He allowed another home run in the fourth inning. He was removed after throwing 3⅓ innings, having allowed five runs. His ERA increased to 8.89. His start had a game score of 25, which was only his second-worst game score out of seven starts.
But that double play. That double play was all right. Way to go, Anthony Vasquez.
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Reading this makes me
look forward to September less.
by RunDMD on Feb 3, 2012 5:29 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Anthony Vasquez didn't even get a spring training invite
I didn’t even know it was possible to close a season in a team’s starting rotation, remain with the organization, and then not even get a chance to fight for a job the next spring. That takes talent.
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by Corco on Feb 3, 2012 5:44 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Never heard of him until this post
You could have told me that Anthony Vasquez was a Marlins prospect, a small forward for the New Jersey Nets or the new male lead in Gossip Girl, and I would have believed you.
by lemonverbena on Feb 4, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions
Anthony Vasquez has 414,000 reasons to not care about your voodoo math and numbers.
I’m actually sad for myself since he was paid that much to be terrible at his job. If I was paid for being terrible at my past jobs, I would be filthy rich.
The Major League Minimum is pro-rated for time in bigs.
For Vasquez’s 37 days in the majors he made about $90,000. Still a lot of money but just not as bad.
Vasquez is not terrible when compared to pro baseball pitchers as a whole.
Sure he was bad compared to other MLB starters, but that is like comparing the cook at your local bar to John Howie.
Reminds me of when John Halama stunk it up for the Mariners
and then threw a perfect game for the Rainiers.
Thanks to him we have the #3 pick!
I’m convinced that’s half the reason he was run out there
by valencia on Feb 3, 2012 6:08 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Every cellar dweller needs an Anthony Vasquez to fight for draft position
His suckage could be considered a commodity. He just needs an agent that knows how to sell that “skill.”
by Durpe on Feb 3, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
This was a team effort
Vasquez was just one of the cogs.
by sofa_king on Feb 3, 2012 8:16 PM PST via mobile up reply actions 6 recs
So if Chone Figgins picks up a Louisville Slugger and steps into the box against Tony Vasquez, he essentially becomes Barry Bonds.
It’s worth a try.
This brings up the quandry of what would happen if Barry Bonds faced Vasquez
Probably look like something out of NBA Jam
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Feb 4, 2012 12:37 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Now I want to see Super Bonds go up against Vasquez.
by Cascadian Man on Feb 4, 2012 1:55 AM PST up reply actions
So, yeah. Get on with that, physicists.
by Cascadian Man on Feb 4, 2012 1:55 AM PST up reply actions
Pharmacists
may have better luck with that.
"Without freedom of speech I might be in the swamp" B. Dylan
by xmet on Feb 4, 2012 6:27 AM PST up reply actions 5 recs
"It's a moon shot!"
That literally reaches the moon.
Aaron Curry is the first Seahawk since Walter Jones to have a legitimate shot at Hall of Fame induction - John Morgan
by Fearless Frog on Feb 4, 2012 10:19 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Bonds in the on-deck circle: "Heeee's heating up!"
Steps into the box: “He’s on FIre!”
Ball leaves Vasquez’s fingers, makes little cheesy flametrails, gets walloped down the RF line, severs the foul pole, burns through a row of 100 level seats.
I could see it.
by fiftyone on Feb 4, 2012 5:08 PM PST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs

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