OT--February 22 "Is it Spring yet?" edition
Ah, spring. You aren't even here officially, yet daffodils are budding, allergies are blooming, and baseballs are being tossed about down in the sunshine.
In 1913, the new ballet The rites of Spring was greeted thusly : "The complex music and violent dance steps depicting fertility rites first drew catcalls and whistles from the crowd. At the start, some members of the audience began to boo loudly. There were loud arguments in the audience between supporters and opponents of the work. These were soon followed by shouts and fistfights in the aisles. The unrest in the audience eventually degenerated into a riot. The Paris police arrived by intermission, but they restored only limited order. Chaos reigned for the remainder of the performance."
The band Rites of Spring eventually led to Fugazi.
If we were really organized, we could figure out our own Awakening Of Spring ritual, make a wey of mead and hire a charabanc to take us down to the Stonehenge at Mary Hill in time for Alban eilir
oh, and by the way -- the advent of social media makes Spring Training even more fun
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Speaking of things Spring, from Shannon Drayer:
“Finally in Peoria and yeah, Guti looks healthy and then some. Felix lean and mean. Olivo raving about Walker “breaking stuff is incredible.”"
Rites of Spring (the band) are one of my very favorites.
And can we just fast forward to March 28th? Please? I just want baseball. Real meaningful baseball. I was just in Texas this past weekend and got to watch part of Duke vs. UT baseball game…in the sun…in February…through the outfield fence….while drinking a beer with other tailgaters.
There is no turning back now. I won’t go back. My brain won’t let me. I have the sunburned neck to prove it. Give me baseball and beer, all the time, until I’m sick of it. Thank you, baseball gods.
by sanford_and_son on Feb 22, 2012 9:31 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
In other news
Apparently he’s happy with the exchange because pinstripes will make his butt look smaller (twitter, I’m too lazy to look it up right now).
*derp*
That was supposed to be posted to the below subject regarding Aardsma’s transfer to New York.
Maybe I’m too tired to be operating Lookout Landing today. :(
Aardsma pitching in new Yankee stadium should be highly entertaining.....
…for fans of dingers and/or the other team.
by sanford_and_son on Feb 22, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions
Topic: EARTHQUAKES
I have been thinking about this lately since there always seems to be an article somewhere that talks about Seattle’s next big earthquake and I figure there are some people here that have been in a big one.
So my question is, does the ground rumble like in the movies? By that I mean, can you actually hear it shake? Can you see it shake?
Earthquakes can be fun if no one gets hurt.
Of course, I don’t wish for an earthquake, but the last time we had one in California I was in bed and it was like being on a boat or a waterbed.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Feb 22, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
One of my thoughts during the Nisqually quake was "Huh, this is an awful lot like the movies."
Why it was that and not “OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD EARTHQUAKE OH GOD” I’m not quite sure.
My reaction was "is this an earthquake? I think this is an earthquake. huh. should I get under my desk? oh, it's over."
which might not have been the best reaction from someone who was an emergency floor warden in those days …
I was several hundred miles from the epicenter.
We had noticable shaking and a weird noise that sounded like a semi truck driving by.
I was in school up on Queen Anne during it, had sorta the same reaction.
Floors definitely felt like way less solid than you would like. It ended up kinda damaging our school a bit, lots of ceiling tiles fell. The field we got evacuated to also had massive amounts of worms coming to the surface.
by Patrick Stites on Feb 22, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
My thoughts from that moment:
“The ceiling of the downstairs of the gym is shaking? I guess they started playing basketball again.”
“… wait, when they play basketball, lights don’t usually sway, do they?”
“OH FUCK, RUN.”
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Feb 27, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions
I hope I'm not.
I’d like to think that survival would be my first thought. But it would probably be more like BrianL’s reaction
During the Nisqually quake the guy that owned my house was standing in a field somewhere down south of the city
and he says that during the quake the land visibly rose and fell, like a boat wake on a lake but faster. He said it was one of the coolest things he’d ever seen. I, meanwhile, was crapping my pants in my downtown high rise thinking I was a dead man. I would have much rather had his experience.
Thanks for the replies. This is getting me excited, kinda.
Even though I work on the 5th floor, so hopefully it happens when I am not at work.
When I was in Hawaii in November there was a very short earthquake and it was amazingly cool
We were sitting on the deck of our rental house, and all of a sudden we heard this low rumble. My wife said “what is that” but before she got to the word “that”, the entire house lurched sideways, just once. I have no way of knowing how far it lurched, but it felt like a couple inches or so. The whole experience took maybe three seconds, and there was no damage at all or anything. That’s my kind of earthquake.
From my understanding, you're usually better off in a building. It's probably better earthquake-proofed than a one-story house.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Feb 22, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
Modern skyscrapers are designed to be earthquake proof.
Crappy little apartment buildings….not so much. I work at a grocery store, so it’ll be sooooo fun to clean up.
Dave Krieg!
I work in an historic building, so I doubt I will be very safe.
On a side note, I read this on the arXiv blog about how they can use metamaterials to divert seismic waves around buildings. I’d like to buy some of that.
The last "big one" that we had, which in relation to other big ones wasn't that big, cars in the parking lot at my work were swaying back and forth.
I remember listening to an M’s game when a little one hit, and Dave described the astro turf in the coming as having waves in it.
by seattle_since_81 on Feb 22, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions
The only experience I have is the Virginia quake this summer.
It was pretty lame too, I was in a library and there some weird building movement sounds that I attributed to some sort of construction until a TV in the lobby said it was an earthquake.
by the other side on Feb 22, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions
I was working outside within ten miles of two mid 4's this fall.
I somehow completely missed both, bums me out.
It does make a rumbly noise, yes
But the earthquakes I have been in were more like a slow, powerful shaking from side to side than a rumbling wobbly thing like in a lot of movies. It’s scary as fuck. I do not like it.
I just saw this deal for M's spring training tickets
$7 instead of $17, if you’re going to Peoria to see the 67 Mar. 4 or 5.
It sure feels like spring weather wise
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
It never really felt like winter here.
I hope summer isn’t a bitch as nature’s way of evening things out.
I don't like to drive more than 10 miles east of my apartment
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
The "Zim Bear" the Rays are giving away is, well, interesting.
Link. Maybe instead of bobble heads the Mariners start doing these. Is there anyone here that wouldn’t want a Felix Bear?
I liked the nesting dolls they gave away.
by yuniform on Feb 22, 2012 11:22 AM PST via Android app up reply actions
Yikes!
Though I still think the bears rank below firing Wakamatsu on Japanese Heritage Night and giving away compost.
Spring reminds me of baseball and baseball reminds me of Mariners and Mariners reminds me of
Re-living the greatest game in Mariners history. Things I forgot: That Doug Strange was a hero before Edgar was a hero and that before Edgar was a hero, he struck out with 2 on and 1 out in the bottom of the 9th inning. I know many of you have watched that game many times, but I have not. I will have to watch it again soon.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Feb 22, 2012 11:23 AM PST reply actions
Watch HeLLp
In terms of quality, how good are Invicta watches? My wife has an in to getting them at a nice discount but I don’t want to spend money (even a reduced amount) on them if they’re an inferior quality product. Most online reviews are positive but, obviously, online reviews.
From what I've seen, stay away if you're looking for any sort of ruggedness.
We got a couple in as samples and within a month of wear the bands were junk and they scratched very easily pretty much all over.
Granted, we got models at the bottom of their range, but even crappy ESQ/Movado watches we sell seem to be of better quality.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Ugh. Thanks.
I have two right now that are the perfect look for casual weekend-night wear but I was a bit wary on whether or not their more functional-looking watches could stand up to daily wear, which, judging by your comments, doesn’t seem to be the case.
Thanks for the info.
Does anyone know why Brooklyn Brewery beers are not distributed in Washington?
I mean, who do I have to pay off to get this to happen? Are they distributed in Oregon?
by sanford_and_son on Feb 22, 2012 12:18 PM PST reply actions
As far as I know they are not distributed in Oregon
I’ve only ever seen their beers in the Northeast, with the exception of the occasional festival appearance here.
I know they get distributed in British Columbia, Minnesota and Texas. Those are the 3 places I've seen them in the last year.
And each time it’s made me green with envy, and then very drunk. Just had the Companion wheat wine over the weekend in Austin and it was just wonderful. So smooth.
by sanford_and_son on Feb 22, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
Hmph.
Maybe it’s a capacity kind of thing? Hmmm.
by sanford_and_son on Feb 22, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions
If you're willing to wait a week or two for delivery
Half Time Beverage will ship out online orders, and I know they carry Brooklyn Brewery beers. I’ve ordered from them a couple of times just to try a variety of regional beers that we don’t get in the northwest. The prices aren’t unreasonable, but be prepared to pay out the ass for shipping if they aren’t running a free shipping promotion.
OH MY GOD THEY SHIP SOUTHERN TIER
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!
by seattlebruin on Feb 22, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions
MarketpLLace!
Anybody in need of a shiny new* carbon bicycle fork? It’s an Easton EC90 straight blade fork, I don’t have the measurements in front of me but can get them if needed.
*not really shiny, gently used (only about 1000 miles on it, never been wrecked)
Biggest photo of the night sky ever
by Eyeball Kid on Feb 22, 2012 12:53 PM PST reply actions 5 recs
I got lost for about 20 minutes.
Wow, that is amazing.
by the other side on Feb 22, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
Welp there goes my evening.
How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?
Animal myths!
yay, a scientific way to make dogs look silly
by Matthew on Feb 22, 2012 1:54 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
This comment
Made me watch it. I had heard that, and I’m happy to have it dispelled, but if they’re not spiders, what the hell are they?
Is there an explanation somewhere where I don't have to see images of spiders?
by Patrick Stites on Feb 23, 2012 5:58 PM PST up reply actions
Daddy Longlegs are a spider of a different class than arachnidae
That’s about it. No poison, no fangs, no web. Other things are also named daddy longlegs, such as a very poisonous Australian spider, but the North American critter by this name is not a danger. Or a spider.
Does that help?
by section331 on Feb 23, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
This is misleading. "Daddy longlegs" can refer to the order opiliones or to the order pholcidae.
Opiliones are arachnids but not spiders; pholcidae are definitely spiders — and they are what those ’round here call daddy longlegs. Opiliones is a tropical order found in South and Central America.
What you and I call daddy longlegs are spiders. What others call daddy longlegs are not.
Spider, opiliones, pholcidae, whatever.
They all burn the same.
I'm supposed to be studying for my OChem exam right now.
Instead I’m watching every single one of these videos.
by Cascadian Man on Feb 23, 2012 10:18 PM PST up reply actions
The wait for Season 5 is killing me.
Face Off was the best season finale I’ve ever seen.
by Cascadian Man on Feb 24, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
The sports page this morning mentioned Brendan Ryan is still recovering from a neck injury
From last season. Anyone else concerned?
Not really
didn’t he shave off the ’stache? That should keep the weight on his head down a bit, so less pressure on his neck
by seattlebruin on Feb 22, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions
This may have been posted in the last OFFTOP, if so, my apologies.
Who else has seen the preview video for Discovery Channel’s new series, Frozen Planet? I loved the Planet Earth series, wasn’t impressed by the Life series, but this one looks intriguing.
I caught some of it, and it was really good.
by Aussie Mariner on Feb 22, 2012 5:16 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
I have not
But I love that whole thing they do. I have the Blue Planet and Planet Earth series (serieses?) on DVD. My cat loves them and so do I.
If you go to the gym to lift heavy things...
What do you do between sets? Today I read up on BABIP because for some reason I wondered if that included foul balls… in the middle of a press. Weird timing.
by Aussie Mariner on Feb 22, 2012 5:27 PM PST via Android app reply actions
I pace and flap my arms
And drink water, or get water and then drink it. Maybe I should bring my phone so I can look up baseball stats though.
by Craptastic-J on Feb 22, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions
My phone doubles as my mp3 player at the gym, so it's on hand.
And allows me to do that and now this in between. Just have to be careful not to get sucked into anything too much.
by Aussie Mariner on Feb 22, 2012 5:40 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
A related but different question.
If you run/bike have any of you tried watching video on an Ipad or other tablet? Is it practical?
Wouldn't work for me running - I'm too unco (do you guys use that for uncoordinated?). Bike would probably work though.
by Aussie Mariner on Feb 22, 2012 5:48 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Ya, this is my feeling.
I hadn’t even considered it until I saw someone on the stairmaster watching a TED talk on one. I think I run to much to make it viable, probably would be better if I did more cycling.
My gym has pimp ass ellipticals, AMTs and treadmills with tvs in them. I watch hockey friday nights while working out.
They also have iPod docks.
How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?
Is there a ball up that tree, or is he planning on turning it into Wonderboy?
by msb on Feb 22, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh this is just adorable.
It makes me miss my dogs though :[
by Cascadian Man on Feb 23, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions
I know this is really nothing anyone here should care about,
but Lookout Landing just became the most visited site on my Chome home screen.
Hey Kruger! My son tells me your suicide attempt stinks! You couldn't kill yourself if you had a gun to your temple....I lost my train of thought.
@Goose1701
Brock and Salk are doing their media bracket again
http://mynorthwest.com/category/media_bracket/
some match-ups are terrifying — Steve Kelley vs Dori Monson … Ian Furness vs Bill Krueger ?
some are no-brainers: Matt Pitman vs. Geoff Baker. Here is Pitman’s campaign ad: snd.sc/xACvBU
Mmmm, look at those muscly forearms....mmmhmmm
Huh? Wha? What was I doing?
by sanford_and_son on Feb 23, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
I did a GIS of Guti today and saw that the first hit for "Franklin Gutierrez" is "Franklin Gutierrez Shirtless"
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by Kenneth Arthur on Feb 23, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
And it is fruitless.
WHY HAVE YOU FAILED ME GOOGLE
by the other side on Feb 23, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
Another possibility
Is that arguing that the chain of custody being broken is easier than trying to prove any errors in the sample, which Braun clearly still thinks is what happened
Did Ryan Braun just become the first player to win an appeal of a drug suspension?
by Bearskin Rugburn on Feb 23, 2012 2:20 PM PST reply actions
A friend of mine used to date a bosnian poli-sci professor. Guy read 5 newspapers a day in a few languages
when he came to visit the states, he picked up USA Today, not knowing what it is. After reading it for ten minutes or so, he shook his head and said “Vat iz thees shit? Iz like a 8 year old read the New York Times and tried to recreate it from memory”.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Feb 23, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Julie DiCaro (baseball writer/lawyer) had a string of tweets that brought up something I had missed in the first set of articles...
Chain of custody broken for two days? So is he arguing the sample was compromised?
The public defender in me feels compelled to say that breaking a chain of custody for 2 days is not a "technicality.’ It’s incompetence.
Look, if MLB can’t establish where a sample was for two days, they deserve to lose. Unacceptable.
Um.
Steve Berthiaume: Braun argued test protocol had not been followed. Collector took sample home & kept it refrigerated rather than get it to FedEx asap.
Jeff Passan: Sources: Braun sample sat over the weekend in FedEx shop. Wasn’t delivered until Monday. Chain-of-custody argument from lawyers won case.
Um some more.
Steve Berthiaume: Braun test sample collector thought FedEx/Kinkos was closed because it was late on a Saturday. MLB is livid and considering options.
Wow. Braun is one lucky son of a bitch
This ruling is going to save him millions of dollars probably, and its all because some sad underpaid asshole wanted to go home on Saturday instead of gunning it to the FedEx store.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Feb 23, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions
What kind of freak
Is taking someone else’s urine home?
We may have stumbled upon something creepier than just incompetence…
My ex worked at an anti doping research facility
and they sent one of the researchers up to NorCal to drive a sample of Bonds’ pee back to LA.
Honestly if other labs are run as poorly as the one she worked at I’m surprised anyone ever gets busted.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Yeah that's a bit odd
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
When I did testing I had to lock it in a safe that was at the office with two locks, the safe lock and an added padlock that I didn't have the key to
I needed the guy with the padlock key to get to the samples. So yes, I’m also surprised that MLB uses testers that take samples home and stick them in their fridge for the weekend
by Craptastic-J on Feb 24, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions
Whoa whoa whoa
You’re a public defender? I tip my hat to you good madam.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Feb 23, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions
A friend of mine just out of UW Law is getting a job at the county office.
keep doing the good lord’s work.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Feb 23, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, 'the public defender in me' was a quote, not you
well Im sure youre also doing important work, carry on
by Bearskin Rugburn on Feb 23, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions
If her penchant for keeping us away from sports radio by posting blurbs from various "shows" could be considered important work, she's doing a bang-up job.
I do fear for her sanity though. Those hosts can be mind numbing to say, the least. I’ve actually heard that, during a Baseball conversation with Bob Stelton, the Groz caused one fellow to spontaneously burst into flames.
Hooray! It would suck for baseball if an awesome player like Braun was suspended for a large portion of the season.
Mariners fan in SF :: @Eric_Dykstra
THE IMAGE OF A BOTTLE OF URINE NEXT TO THE MILK IS SEARED INTO MY BRAIN
FUCK THE CHILDREN WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEE
by Kermit. on Feb 23, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Pfft, easy to tell apart.
Now put it next to apple juice….
by Aussie Mariner on Feb 23, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Now there's an image of a missing child on a bottle of urine
God, I hate PEDs
by Kermit. on Feb 27, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Should it become necessary, all one has to do is block cookies from the offending website
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Great idea!
I just blocked all cookies from girlscouts.org.
I wonder if I’ll still be able to see the ones selling them outside my local grocery store.
Jesus
I saw something completely different when I looked at that .gif just now.
In other news, I kind of miss the days when I was completely ignorant about baseball and all its foibles, stats, and crazy rules (read: I used to like these guys).
Yeah, but you still like Garrett Olson...
by Patrick Stites on Feb 24, 2012 6:42 PM PST up reply actions
Hey now, I did inform you of the Garrett Olson autographed ball on sale....
by Patrick Stites on Feb 27, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions
Live in Snohomish County?
Might want to get a booster shot. Not just for your sake, but also for the people you come into contact with, who might not be able to have a vaccine.
Holy shit he did it in the first four innings?
I love how he’s looked he’s 35 for the last twenty years.
14th inning.
I did the same thing, then went and looked at the box score.
by the other side on Feb 24, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions
I bought my 6-pack of M's tickets today ... and discovered after the fact that I will be at Dan & Randy's Mariner HOF day.
Hooray for accidental ticket choice based on being the only 1:10 game offered in July in Group A which was not Red Sox or Yankees!
Quack Quack Motherfuckers
This is the sound of Oregon’s impending destruction.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
We should have some LL viewings of baseball related movies.
by Patrick Stites on Feb 24, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions
My annual pre-season ritual is to watch Major League.
I could see doing that in a boozed up theater being a lot of fun.
Wow
Feel terrible for the guy. I bet that’s career over.
by the other side on Feb 26, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions
Online homework is great
I love being able to do my homework online, but for some strange reason my homework is due at 11 pm on Sundays. Why not make it due at midnight like most other classes? It’s stupid, but what makes it even dumber is I can just change the clock on my computer and still finish the homework after the due time.
My online Econ test was scheduled for this past Friday night from 6:00-8:20.
Which, for a variety of reasons, was terribly inconvenient for most of the class to take at that time so the professor added a second date for those that couldn’t take it on Friday: Saturday night 7:00-9:20.
If there’s one thing I thoroughly dislike about online tests for classroom courses is that it’s almost if professors feel it gives them license to schedule a test whenever they damn well please. I’ve had tests scheduled for early Sunday mornings before.
Probably for the same reason submission deadlines for my homework were always 11:59pm
because midnight confuses people.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
M's scout Frank Mattox
Larry LaRue: Sad news in #Mariners camp: long-time scout/team exec Frank Mattox, 49, died last night. Staggering loss for his wife and three children.
Greg Johns : Long-time #Mariners pro scout Frank Mattox died last night at 49 at his home in Peoria. He’s been with team for 18 years.
Larry Stone: Terrible news about death of Frank Mattox, former Mariners scouting director and fellow Cal Golden Bear. Everyone’s shaken up around here.
:(
Enough death within the organization already.
by Cascadian Man on Feb 27, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions
Jon Morosi also weighed in:
“Devastating news to the baseball and scouting communities that Frank Mattox has died. A terrific person. He was very loyal to the Mariners.”
by Patrick Stites on Feb 27, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
Looks like the Kings are staying in Sacramento
What does this mean for the new Seattle arena? Do they now focus on the NHL and hope the NBA follows, or is there another team in the NBA that’s precariously sited?
I don't think it changes that much.
This has always been about the building. If the public and private stakeholders can get the framework of the building plan and financing finalized, I think a team will eventually come.
Getting a team is obviously the most exciting part of the process, but I think it’s more about getting a team, not getting a specific one. If we’ve learned anything about the NBA over the past decade, it is that there are always some distressed teams and owners looking for a better situation. A new building finalized in Seattle and potential ownership is a pretty attractive lure for a team.
by Chris Hafner on Feb 27, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions
Hornets, Bobcats, Grizzlies, Timberwolves... something will pop up.
When 22 teams claimed they were “losing money” that set off the NBA lockout, certainly there would be some team out there in need of a change of scenery. Or they were just bullshitting their financial woes (not surprising either.)
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by Kenneth Arthur on Feb 27, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions
But, of course!
Varitek is shoving/punching Alex Rodriguez in the face, I believe.
by seattle_since_81 on Feb 27, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions
Which Molina!?!
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Gotta do something with that pujols money
by Bearskin Rugburn on Feb 28, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
I suspect it's gone now, at least for the next few years.
56M for Molina and Beltran over the next two, and 45M for 3 more Yadi years, ties up a cool 101M. But after that, they’re way ahead by not having the aging Albert soaking up an additional 53M.
"Without freedom of speech I might be in the swamp" B. Dylan
Ever wondered what would happen if a NASCAR ran into a jet engine..here ya go!
I fucking hate you Mariners
That was cool.
It was also cool that Bret McKenzie, Nat Faxon, and DEAN PELTON all won Oscars.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Feb 28, 2012 7:56 AM PST up reply actions
I am so happy I live in a world where a Flight of the Conchord has an Oscar
That and Jim Rash and his Angelina pose pretty much made the whole night for me.
by pdb on Feb 28, 2012 8:08 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
regarding Spring Training?
Larry LaRue has once again been answering requests from readers with photos, such as this one of Guti
Potatoes are the best food item ever
feel free to disagree if you like being wrong
The knee-jerk reactionary wanted to disagree but then I realized you're right
but pumpkin made me hesitate for just that one second prior to agreeing with you.
I don;t know what my people at before the 16th century
cabbage?
by Bearskin Rugburn on Feb 28, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
Classic Irish dilemma, eat the potato or let it ferment and drink it
by Kermit. on Feb 28, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Latvian girl is say, "I want go America one day."
Father say, “I send you America.”
Daughter is thank father. Make tears of happy. Father use for salty potato.
Father think moment, say, “Daughter, I no send you America.”
Potato is more salt.
Mariners fan in SF :: @Eric_Dykstra
CHeese?
How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?
Eggs, cheese and bread seem like solid contenders as well, without even getting into meats or fruits.
What are you basing potatoes on? I like fries, mashed potatoes, baked potatoes, scallped potatoes, pierogies, and the rest, but I think I’d mourn the loss of cheese more than I’d mourn potatoes.
by Chris Hafner on Feb 28, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
Not meaning to sound snide - just genuinely interested, why potatoes?
by Chris Hafner on Feb 28, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
Versatility
I mean everything that potatoes becomes is awesome, and they fit so perfectly as role players in lots of other dishes. You can use them as a side or a main course or a part of a side or a part of a main course and they are allllll amazing
by seattlebruin on Feb 28, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions
I recall a LL Hall of Fame.
A list of all the most legendary posts/threads. Is that still kicking around? Anyone having a link? Searching ‘Lookout Landing Hall of Fame’ doesn’t work too well, predictably.
Thunderer.
The Hunger Games, Avengers, Dark Knight Rises, The Hobbit, Prometheus, Brave
Can anyone else recall a year in movies like this? I’m not sure if I’ve seen a year with so many films I want to see.
What are you guys excited for this year?
I am not excited about the Hunger Games at all.
But The Dark Knight Rises, The Amazing Spider Man, The Hobbit, Prometheus, and Brave are all going to be midnight releases for me. There are others too that I’m sure I’m forgetting about.
by Cascadian Man on Feb 28, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
"Here's your AK-47 Kazushi"
“Tough luck Hiroki, you drew flashlight as your weapon”
Very good movie
by Craptastic-J on Feb 28, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions
Just wondering to myself if/why(not) he ever got bigger stateside
1995 answers the question. Johnny Fucking Mnemonic
by Craptastic-J on Feb 28, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions
He's the Samuel L. Jackson of Japan.
Or rather, Samuel L. Jackson is the Beat Takeshi of America.
by Drew_D on Feb 28, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Take that Mace Windu
Beat Takeshi wouldn’t have let some geriatric throw him out of a window
by Craptastic-J on Feb 28, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions
Take that Mace Windu
Beat Takeshi wouldn’t have let some geriatric throw him out of a window
by Craptastic-J on Feb 28, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions
I enjoyed Battle Royale a lot, but I liked the Hunger Games books a ton too
but that might be because the entire time I was reading Hunger Games, I was thinking “you know how Battle Royale would have been better? If you mixed it up with Twilight!”
by seattlebruin on Feb 28, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions
The only people I heard comparing Hunger Games to Battle Royale are Internet nerds.
The average movie-goer doesn’t give a shit about Battle Royale. There is no reason for people to keep holding this comparison against THG.
I don't hold it against THG because I haven't seen it yet
the reason people compare them is that they are very similar stories so it’s a perfectly valid basis for comparison.
Knowing very little about The Hunger Games, is it really like Battle Royale?
I thought THG was one-on-one?
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by Kenneth Arthur on Feb 29, 2012 7:55 AM PST up reply actions
In a contained area.
And if they leave it, they get blown up.
by sanford_and_son on Feb 29, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
What an awful argument.
The average person not knowing about something does not invalidate comparisons.
by katal on Feb 29, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
She was great in Winter's Bone, but I couldn't stand her in X-Men Origins.
by yuniform on Feb 29, 2012 3:28 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
I've been seeing a ton of Hunger Games hate going around lately.
Is that just a reflex from Twilight? I don’t get it. I’m iffy on Prometheus, but Idris Elba will probably tip me at some point.
by the other side on Feb 28, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
I also think the Bourne Legacy and Spider man could be surprises in a good way.
by the other side on Feb 28, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
I just wish Sony would give Spider Man back to Marvel.
I’d love to see what they could do with it.
You are probably right.
In fact my optimism for the current movie is almost entirely based on Emma Stone.
by the other side on Feb 28, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
The only thing I remember him in is Social Network.
Didn’t hate him, but the part seemed pretty plug and play.
by the other side on Feb 28, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions
The new Spider-Man looks better than the new Batman
which will automatically make it better than the Avengers
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Let's not be ridiculous here.
Spider-Man looks awesome, but TDKR has Tom Hardy as Bane. Which means one of the most badass scenes in comic book history is more than likely going to be shown on film: 
by Cascadian Man on Feb 28, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions
Have you gone back and read Knightfall? It's garbage!
by sanford_and_son on Feb 28, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
There is so much truth in this statement.
It’s hard to discuss this without breaking one of the ruLLes, but man was early-90s Batman terrible.
SCREAM MY NAME

How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?
I maintain the theory that Christian Bale will die and Joseph Gordon-Levitt will take on the mantle as the new Batman.
Between the Bane story posted above, Nolan’s insistence that this his last Batman story, and JGL playing a low-key role despite him being a rising star in Hollywood? It just makes too much sense.
It would still be weird.
One of the things that makes Batman Batman is that he’s accumulated more skills over the span of a few decades, sleuthing, martial arts, technology, etc, than most people would be able to accumulate over a lifetime or two, to say nothing of his wealth. I get that from time to time there have been replacement Batmen, but those have usually been apprentices with their own weird backgrounds. If some random scrub we don’t know anything about is supposed to be Batman by the end of the movie, well, I hope Nolan knows what the hell he’s doing.
Nolan's Batman has like no detective skills
and aside from his ninja training and money doesn’t really bring a lot to the table.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I think it's a lot of Twilight blowback, young adult book turned into a movie.
Of course The Hunger Games trilogy are far, far better books than Twilight. Finished reading them a few weeks ago, thought the ending was rushed but overall a very solid set of novels.
Reason #678 to hate Twilight.
Also I am fairly impressed overall with the casting they did. Especially the somewhat minor characters such as Lenny Kravitz, Stanley Tucci, and Donald Sutherland. Very high hopes.
by the other side on Feb 28, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
Sutherland perfectly matches the image I had in my head of Snow.
I remember there was some anger over casting Jennifer Lawrence. While I get that it’s whitewashing the character in a way, she was great in Winter’s Bone and seems like she can handle the tricky role of Katniss.
Yeah, I think it's great casting. Anyone who was hating on it must not have seen "Winter's Bone."
Probably my favorite movie of 2010.
by sanford_and_son on Feb 28, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
I think age was the big issue I heard and I think that's kind of pointless.
While the author specifies that Katniss is younger than Jennifer, the character seems to be written a little older anyway. Plus if you scale the other parts such as Peeta and Gale, which they did, I don’t see much of a problem. I have no doubts her acting is going to be solid, holding my breath over directing and the script. I’m interested to see how Woody plays Haymitch. I think that could go either way.
by the other side on Feb 28, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
Woody as Haymitch is my biggest casting reservation.
I am somewhat optimistic about the directing and the script, only because Collins appears to have been closely involved in turning it from a first-person story to something that fits the screen. The solid casting should be able to help the transition as well.
I think the A-list type casting for his character implies some screentime for him from outside the arena looking in.
I think he could be good, but there’s a good chance he turns Haymitch into Woody rather than the other way around.
by the other side on Feb 28, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
I don't know, he could wind up making the switch...
…from the drunk Haymitch to the serious and sober Haymitch work. Or White Men Can’t Jump Woody and it will suck.
Probably it's basically "Battle Royale" gone YA with more post-apocalyptic stuff thrown in.
Book is a bit corny, but a decent page-turner. It’s basically tailor-made to be a good thriller. They’d have to fuck it up REALLY bad to make it anywhere near the quality of Twilight movie.
by sanford_and_son on Feb 28, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
Cautiously excited.
I’m afraid that Avengers is going to be really corny and just not compelling in any real way. Nothing in the first 2 trailers really impressed me. I’m no Avenger fanboy, though, so I just want an exciting action flick out of it which it’ll probably deliver on.
Dark Knight Rises has the biggest potential to fail in my opinion (well, so does Prometheus). I hope to jeebus it doesn’t, but mannnnn that’s alotta hype to live up to. But, hey, the IMAX intro was fucking AWESOME and I have nothing but faith in Nolan so you know I’m all in. I really, really hope it doesn’t lay on the political overtones too much with the whole occupy movement crap because holy shit I could care less about that. Keep your politics out of my Batman.
I’m deathly afraid that Prometheus will suffer from awful prequel syndrome. It just looks so slick in the preview and lacks all the gritty, industrial, worn-in looks of Alien. Like, think about how the aesthetics of the Star Wars prequels compared to the original trilogy and compare that to Prometheus and Alien. I know Scott is being all dodgy and obtuse about how they connect, but come on guy. You copied your own trailer from Alien for the new flick. It’s a prequel.
I have full faith in Peter Jackson and The Hobbit. Trailer looks gorgeous. December cannot come soon enough.
Sorry, this post got long.
by sanford_and_son on Feb 28, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
I have a feeling Avengers is going to be a movie that doesn't fare well critically but will be a gift to Marvel fans.
Whedon’s run on Astonishing X-Men showed that he understands and respects the universe. While the general audience may not like the film, it’ll be something that’ll speak to fans of the comics.
I have a feeling Avengers is going to suck for everyone but Whedon fanboys
so that 1500 or so of you who like Firefly will enjoy it while the rest of us don’t.
I’m completely sour on Nolan’s Batman universe at this point.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Oh man, I've been trying to find a way to watch The Raid for about 6 months now
Can’t wait for that one. Reminds me of Ong-Bak but with an actual story instead of a series of set pieces
by Craptastic-J on Feb 28, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions
Also, did anyone see Haywire?
While not a perfect film, I wound up enjoying it quite a bit more than I thought I would.
Oh, oh, oh... this one might be favorite too.
by Kenneth Arthur on Feb 28, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions
Oh man, how did I forget about Django Unchained, Iron Sky, and Moonrise Kingdom?
I am going to spend so much money at the theater this year, dammit.
by Cascadian Man on Feb 28, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
No... I think Kill Bill Part 2 was the threshold.
It’s been downhill from there, although I hear Machete is ridiculous fun.
Ah so it is!
It thought Tarantino had some writing credits because of the Grindhouse shtick, but I guess not.
Inglorious Basterds was great!
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by Kenneth Arthur on Feb 28, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions
Eeehhh.
It dragged in places and the ending crossed the boundary between stylishly ridiculous and flat out absurd. It had great moments and a few great characters, but the flaws weighed heavily on the merits for me.
I agree with this,
It blew my expectations out of the water.
In my unpopular opinion, Tarantino hasn't made a compelling movie since "Jackie Brown."
Nor has he had an even remotely original idea for a basis for a movie.
by sanford_and_son on Feb 29, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
He's far too stylized for my taste
He obviously draws from a very deep well of references to many movie genres that he knows better than most, however, his movies suffer for it because they become nothing but set pieces that are crammed with reference points from obscure films; lovely to look at, but not particularly compelling or memorable.
by pdb on Feb 29, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Machete is too long, tries too hard has terrible CG gore and is geniunely not fun to watch. Rodriguez missed his mark badly.
by sanford_and_son on Feb 29, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
It had its moments
but yeah it got too preachy and dragged on.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
But Lindsay Lohan boobs.
How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?
True, but I'm pretty sure there were some stunt boobs at play there as well.
by sanford_and_son on Mar 1, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions
I do believe so
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
No, not related to Sukiyaki Western Django, if that's what you meant.
And yeah, Tarantino’s cameo was so bad. Soooo bad.
That's a remake of the original Italian work from 1966.
Which is available in its entirety on youtube! How crazy. It’s mostly notable for the coffin the main character drags around. Not bad as far as spaghetti westerns go honestly, but sooo cliche.
So here's some fodder for the speculation over professional teams moving about
How many people does an NBA arena need to seat? I’m trying to figure out why Henderson Nevada wants to build a 17,500 seat, 750,000 square foot hockey/basketball stadium. Henderson is 12 miles from Las Vegas.
This is only the initial plan, they also want to spend ~$1 billion on an open air stadium next door. Prior plans for the area called for 9,000 seat baseball stadium and 50,000 seat football arena. The proposed funding at the time was lower (I’m trying to source that number, right now I have an engineer that remembers seeing this come up a few years ago so grain of salt) and there’s no announcement of current proposed seating capacity. Only that moving forward on the building contract hinges on acquiring teams. So potentially a larger stadium than past plans
I don't know, maybe with gambling opening up in so many states the paradigm has changed?
Maybe the whales want ring side/behind home plate/50 yard line tickets to go with their exclusive packages. This is all speculation on my part, as I know nothing about Vegas finances or basketball.
Wasn't Key Arena's capacity somewhere around 18-19k?
If that wasn’t enough, there’s no way 17,500 is enough is there.
Staples center seats about 19k for basketball and 18k for hockey
Madison Square Gaden seats almost 20k for basketball and 19k for hockey.
The Zombie Dome seats a shade over 18k for both hockey and basketball.
Sacramento’s current arena seats a shade over 17.3k for basketball.
The New Orleans arena seats about 17.1k for Hornets games and 18k for college basketball.
The Time Warner Cable Arena (where Charlotte plays) seats between 19k and 20k.
So yeah 17.5k isn’t outrageous but its definitely on the small side.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
It just sounds weird. It's coming off ass an upsizing of older plans for a minor league team
There’s been talk of putting a baseball team in Vegas forever, and I’m aware of many of the arguments for and against. LL had a fairly exhaustive thread regarding the topic at some point.
This just sounds like a few steps further than in the past, and the ambiguity regarding the open air portion of the complex has me scratching my head
It would all depend on how many luxury boxes there are.
Luxury boxes are really the biggest thing when you’re talking about making money with basketball.
Why?
UNLV can’t possibly have that much money
by seattlebruin on Feb 28, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
And good lord, the NBA would never bring the All-Star game and the NFL would NEVER bring the Super Bowl
can you imagine the Super Bowl in Vegas? It would be the decadent end to western civilization
by seattlebruin on Feb 28, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions
?
http://www.nba.com/allstar2007/
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Oh my God I forgot that actually happened
but wasn’t that weekend like a disaster for the league?
by seattlebruin on Feb 28, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
No wait , that was the entire season that was a disaster
by seattlebruin on Feb 28, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
I don't know much of anything about basketball except that happened and it ruined a business trip for me.
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I wasn't being sarcastic, because I had forgotten about that game
but when I made the comment, the 2007 game turned out about exactly how I would have imagined
by seattlebruin on Feb 29, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions
Not even remotely taking this seriously, but how funny would it be in Pineda started the year in AAA?
Yankees manager Joe Girardi indicated Tuesday that CC Sabathia and Hiroki Kuroda are the only starters locked into rotation spots.
The implication here is that Michael Pineda, Ivan Nova, Phil Hughes and Freddy Garcia will compete for the final three spots. However, we find it highly unlikely that Pineda will begin the year in the minors after being acquired for Jesus Montero and Nova likely has a very solid claim on a spot after winning 16 games last year. Barring something unforeseen, the only real competition will be between Hughes and Garcia for the fifth spot.
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Does anybody have any really innovative margarita recipes they would be willing to share?
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It's not a margarita but I feel like it's somewhat in the spirit of the question:
There’s a place down the street from my apartment that makes fantastic margaritas, but they also make a drink that’s a margarita aside from the fact that it uses key lime juice and vanilla vodka. Everything else is the same; other ingredients, proportions, etc (though no salt on the rim, obviously.) It’s a very similar kind of drink, but on the few occasions last summer I wanted something like a margarita but didn’t actually want tequila, it was perfect.
In actual margarita suggestions, I’ve added rosewater, pomegranate juice, cucumber and tabasco; I would recommend all of them.
by Aaron Campeau on Feb 29, 2012 9:14 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
If you can get your hands on some prickly pear juice, that stuff makes an amazingly good margarita
I would bet a place like Food Conspiracy would either have it or know where you could get it.
by pdb on Feb 29, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know if any of you still subscribe to the print Seattle Times or not
but I guess Baker interviewed my Dad this morning and took his name and stuff- if any of you see it do you think you could scan it or take a picture of it and e-mail me? My family and I would be very much obliged
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by Kenneth Arthur on Feb 29, 2012 10:28 AM PST reply actions
The Metro interface is extremely functional on a touch screen, but there's not a ton of applications that can be executed in that environment.
Most people are going to be trying to access the legacy explorer shell, and the fact that Microsoft doesn’t allow you to simply turn off the Metro start screen to get straight into the desktop is annoying as well.
I think that you could get a long way with a large multitouch surface, with or without a screen on that surface.
I’d like to see a Wacom-style peripheral tablet that instead of moving a mouse, integrated into the UI as a finger on the screen would. Halo for visual feedback on where your fingers are, with maybe motions for clicks and such.
Times like these I wish I was more of an electronics person because I’d love to get working mockup of this and put a patent on it. I could be the next big patent troll!
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That's what the visual feedback changes.
If you rested your hand on a pad, and the screen lit up slightly wherever it sensed your fingertips, that wouldn’t be miles better than the current mouse-based system of touchpads on computers?
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I had this ready to go about an hour and a half ago, but dreamhost decided to kick the bucket on me.
For a normal-sized trackpad/trackball/mouse/etc, pointers are fine.
For a larger pad, I had something more like this in mind:

Keep in mind this is me and paint.net, but you could do any number of variations on this theme to show:
-Exactly where your fingers are at all times
-Pointers in the middle to show what exactly would be modified should action be taken
-Effects such as ripples and deforming of colors instead of bright rings
-Direct manipulation of objects and zoom in real time
It would allow for treating the screen more like a tablet screen – without it being glass, you could even have it provide tactile feedback.
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This is actually done for large presentations.
Microsoft uses the same general idea by showing exact finger points on touch screens for Windows Phone demonstrations.
So the phone will be hooked up to a cable, the video will be output, and then on the big screen, there’s a hovering dot that shows where the presenter is actually touching the phone screen. The difference, I think, is that the presenter is looking at the phone, which has its own visual help for finger placement.
It would take a pretty big adjustment. Not saying I can’t see it being done, it would just be weird – and that’s having used Wacom tech for drawing and even presenting on large screens to a 600-person auditorium.
As someone that uses exclusively a one-handed keyboard and a wacom for scripting, it can be learned.
And pretty easily, although I had lots of inclination to try it and force myself to adapt.
My ultimate goal, though, is a laptop with a normal screen and a full-base touchpad on the bottom that can led-backlight into a touch keyboard and smaller pad on context.
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I don't understand how you all do this.
Even on a small device like the iphone the lack of tactile feedback drives me nuts. Laptop keyboards aren’t that much better, give me mechanical switches any day.
I refuse to buy a phone that doesn't have a keyboard, because I've found that typing on a touchscreen sucks.
I don’t understand how people do it.
I really hope that a stylus is not going to be the new thing.
That just seems like a terrible idea.
by the other side on Mar 1, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
The terrible sentence structure here was a result of having no idea how to pluralize stylus.
by the other side on Mar 1, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
Stylii aren't so bad.
They offer a very natural interface for jotting down notes or the like on a tablet. But using them as a mouse substitute when I have fingers? No thanks.
They should only be used for writing and diagramming: that is to say dedicated note-taking applications. If this means tablets come with stylii, I’m fine with that even if I don’t use it all the time.
Are you saying they don't allow it, or they don't allow it as a default start up option?
Because from this: "If the Metro interface feels too metro, it takes just a tap — or mouse click — to toggle the system back to a traditional Windows desktop, which looks just like a Windows 7 screen." I have the impression that rather easily, you can have Windows8 perform like Windows7
It always launches in the Metro start screen, and then you have to click to launch the desktop interface.
It adds another hoop to jump through after logging on. It’s not impossible to run your life through the explorer shell; it’s just annoying.
Well, it's beta. I'd have to imagine that at some point
they’d allow an option for it to boot up in the traditional desktop format. Or a third-party will make such an option, but that’d be dumb for Microsoft to let happen.
I'm a big Microsoft fan, have had zero complaints about Windows through the years.
Even managed Vista better than apparently everyone else on earth if I’m a Mac ads and Internet forums are to be believed.
But I would never accuse Microsoft of being efficient, competent and user-friendly. All the feedback they get on the Windows Team Blog, which has been begging for a launch-to-explorer option since the initial release of the developer preview, and we’re still not there even as it’s now in public beta.
They always do this.
(Haven’t seen it yet, have a job that won’t let me download the ISO)
It’s like concept cars, they release this thing that looks flashy and outlandish, then tone it back considerably for the release. Thus it disappoints everyone at some stage in the process.
I’m looking forward to the Windows 8 Server beta that I have queued up at home, though.
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And in further Windows news:
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I know a guy working on this
I hope it does well for him!
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This seems like a film I need to see, anyone know what it is?

by Eyeball Kid on Feb 29, 2012 12:53 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Its like a live action version of that Mexican action soap opera on King of the Hill.
How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?
by JAH on Feb 29, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
It's actually an Australian TV show.
Some of the episodes are on YouTube.
by ThomasG on Feb 29, 2012 7:28 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Most of the USMNT players don't play in MLS
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Oh god. The horror!
by harkening on Feb 29, 2012 1:52 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I'm in no state of mind for one of these threads.
by the other side on Feb 29, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions
Aw man, the coconut crab subthread was one of my favourites!
by JY on Feb 29, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions
I love how they always end with fish.
by the other side on Feb 29, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions
I wonder if they still would if not for joof being around.
by JY on Feb 29, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
Screw cooking food, or keeping warm.
THIS IS WHY WE INVENTED FIRE
Holy shit I want that baseball.
Also the music. Time to go see if I can purchase the sheet.
Catcher blocking and WAR update on fangraphs
Surprise! Mariners have 4 of the 9 worst catcher seasons since 2008, and two of them are from 2010!
And more reasons Johjima was amazing, at least in comparison to all Mariners catchers ever.
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Geoff Baker hates the Mariners; Baseball
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James Paxton strikes out Ryan, Wells and survives a misplay in LF by Robinson. pic.twitter.com/rGHszZPu
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Taijuan Walker gets three groundouts and gets through inning despite two out single to RF by Ichiro. pic.twitter.com/6gbRR73y
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Johermyn Chavez managed not to swing at this pitch…but still struck out. Has K’d 593 times in 2450 minor league PA pic.twitter.com/vC7MGQSy
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Philippe Valiquette of Montreal faces Alex Liddi of Italy in duel of guys fm good Formula One racing spots. Liddi GIDP pic.twitter.com/uxcVLWEj
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…this next pitch, on the other hand…#peguero #airconditioning pic.twitter.com/W4Zdl7Rs
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Vinnie Catricala trying for another late game HR. this time, Mauricio Robles fired three straight K’s and whiffed him pic.twitter.com/gAV5gN5v
Wow, I didn't realize Robles was still kicking.
I thought he hurt himself and then got released or something.
Nope, he's still around.
After the surgery to clean out his elbow, he took a lot longer coming back than people expected and had less stuff once he finally did get on the field. They didn’t release him though.
by JY on Feb 29, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions
I want to flag this.
Jesus Christ, Baker.
by harkening on Feb 29, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Wow, Catricala struck out thrice in one at bat!
by Mariner John on Feb 29, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions
Baker was misusing Ks in some cases.
This was just unclear: Robles struck out the side.
by JY on Feb 29, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions
Any films that are considered "classic" that you've never seen?
I recently watched Ghostbusters and Jurassic Park for the first time. Right now Godfather is on, and although I should probably start at the beginning, I turned it on anyway. I hear it’s a good flick.
The Godfather is on my list as well along with Casablanca.
I noticed it was on a few minutes ago but didn’t want to start it late. For a more recent movie (although not a classic) I am probably the only person I know who hasn’t seen Avatar. Although I saw Fern Gully when I was a kid and from what I read it’s the almost same story.
I actually thought Avatar was really good
as long as you know what you’re getting into, which is a remake of Fern Gully with a lot of CGI and a compelling story.
I heard the Riff Trax version is good.
How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?
I don't know.
Dances with Wolves won best picture over Goodfellas with that story.
by joof on Mar 1, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I'm going to go ahead and say it: Citizen Kane doesn't hold up well.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Mar 1, 2012 8:27 AM PST up reply actions
I hear Nosferatu holds up really well.
Still need to see that too :\
by JY on Mar 1, 2012 8:35 AM PST up reply actions
These are basically the kinds of movies that I would list.
Despite being a huge horror fan, I’ve never seen any of the Hammer films, or most of those old black and whites. Saw Freaks though, and that was excellent.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Mar 1, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions
It does hold up very well.
As in “I am thoroughly enjoying this movie experience,” not “This is pretty good considering how old it is.”
by Cascadian Man on Mar 1, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
It may have changed everything. It may be a great movie. It might even be the most important movie.
But if a person grows up and has seen thousands of movies and then watches Citizen Kane, the impact won’t be so great.
Not that I am saying that another person can’t have an opinion that differs with mine.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Mar 1, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
I dunno, I'd seen thousands of movies before I saw Citizen Kane and it's still one of my favorites.
I think that some of the impact has been lost, certainly, but I think it still stands on its own merits as one of the greatest movies ever made.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 1, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
I'd say for me that the impact was lost but I haven't seen it in awhile.
The build up towards it as the greatest movie ever made didn’t help. I had too high of expectations.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Mar 1, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, lots.
I’ve never seen The Shawshank Redemption, which is something I intend to do at some point. Never seen any of the classic Westerns. Never saw Forrest Gump. Never seen Casablanca. Never seen any Hitchcock movies outside of The Byrds and Rear Window. Never seen It’s a Wonderful Life. Never seen Apocalypse Now, or really any of the classic war films of that or any other era. Never seen Citizen Kane. Never seen Reservoir Dogs. Most iconic movies of the past five years or so, haven’t seen them (saw The Dark Knight and Inception though). I’ve seen maybe ten minutes of the whole Harry Potter movie franchise.
by JY on Feb 29, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions
Goodfellas!
Geez… I could really go on forever with this.
by JY on Feb 29, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions
wait what
You’ve never seen Goodfellas? Fix this. NOW. Don’t bother with Citizen Kane – spoiler alert: it was a sled.
Fair enough.
I like The Godfather so far, and movies like Scarface and whatnot. Dislike things like Sex & The City, so maybe I’m mentally part dude! :)
It's a toss up for me.
The De Niro young Vito stuff is so good. But so is Michael’s arc in part 1.
by Craptastic-J on Feb 29, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions
You really should see It's a Wonderful Life.
Its sentimentalism may be nothing more than that, but it’s a useful literary counterpoint to Rand’s The Fountainhead if nothing else.
There are some things on this list I am resistant to and some things that I've just never had an encounter with.
That one, it was just never a thing in my family. I didn’t see A Christmas Story in its entirety until I was twenty, and there are plenty of others that I only recently caught like Schindler’s List and Alien.
by JY on Feb 29, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions
I've been applying to grad schools with an eye to develop (as my thesis project) a system for teaching theatre as literature.
So whenever I look at a movie, and I’m sure a lot of English majors do this, too, I try to analyze it from a literary perspective. So It’s a Wonderful Life, being the term-definer for “Capra-esque” cinema, has a ton of flaws: uninteresting camera work, two-dimensional supporting characters, high sentimentalism, deus ex machina plot resolution…
But I just can’t get over George Bailey, the talented architect and aspiring engineer who wants to see the world, giving up his dreams, stifling his artistic integrity, for the sake of the town. He is a perfect foil to Howard Roark, the talented architect and aspiring engineer who as an objectivist became a parasitic gnat on a society he would not serve for the sake of his own ego.
What I’m saying here is “Fuck Ayn Rand.” And also: “This is so useful.”
I didn't see Shawshank until last year.
I still haven’t seen Casablanca either. Sunset Blvd. and Gone with the Wind are also films I really ought to see, but haven’t made time for.
I have never seen Gone with the Wind and I honestly can't think of one reason why I ever will.
I’m not against it, I know it’s a “classic”, but none of that story seems to appeal enough to use four hours of my life on.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Mar 1, 2012 8:29 AM PST up reply actions
I don't know, I can think of a few stories that I didn't think I would have any interest in and ended up getting a kick out of.
A Streetcar Named Desire…. Pride and Prejudice…
by JY on Mar 1, 2012 8:36 AM PST up reply actions
Well Streetcar isn't four hours though, right?
It’s like, I tried to watch The Last Emperor last year and after two or three sessions with breaks I still only made it through about two hours and I actually thought it was pretty good but never finished it.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Mar 1, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions
Well, that and I was diverting to things that I'd read.
I’ve never seen a movie of either, but reading was probably some kind of investment.
by JY on Mar 1, 2012 8:42 AM PST up reply actions
Ah. Yeah. I'm just not good at committing myself to investing a lot of time in finishing stuff like that.
I’ve read half of a lot of books. I have finished half of a lot of video games. The 2 hours of a movie is just perfect for me.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Mar 1, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions
I never made that connection, but holy crap I think you're right.
Especially the rumors of the true meaning of the ending in Shane, fits in a lot better with Drive when I look at it like that.
by Craptastic-J on Feb 29, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions
After the first 20 minutes I kept thinking it was an update of Shane with a really loud music score
After that I couldn’t stop drawing comparisons. That an the Michael Mann school of directing grabbing you by the throat. ’80’s Michael Mann, like Live And Die In LA
Michael Mann fanboy checking in (adjusts glasses).
William Friedkin directed To Live and Die in LA. Definitely a good point of comparison for Drive, though.
I effin’ loved Drive. Probably my favorite movie of 2011.
by sanford_and_son on Mar 2, 2012 8:29 AM PST up reply actions
To Live and Die in LA is such a ridiculous movie.
Loved the cheesy one-liners though.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Mar 2, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions
Excuse me, but Willem Dafoe and William Peterson are glorious.
Also, WANG CHUNG!
by wazzu93 on Mar 2, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Thanks for correcting my mistake
That’s weird, it’s one of my favorite ’80’s movies and I’ve always been certain that it was directed by Mann. The style is amazing, like Nagel paintings
I read an article somewhere about how someone was upset that the movie didn't have enough driving in it.
So she filed a lawsuit against the producers. All of the links I could find were TMZ-esque so I won’t be linking them, but yeah. Only in America…
Forrest Gump blows.
Hate that movie.
But Shawshank is wonderful. And Reservoir Dogs is just fun so long as you don’t Tarantino it.
by Matthew on Feb 29, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I remember liking Forrest Gump as a child
But I tried watching it again a few months back and…damn, it is cheesy as hell.
“Hey baby boomers, remember when this happened. Or how about this?”
by Craptastic-J on Mar 1, 2012 12:31 AM PST up reply actions
I thought the same thing when I first saw Forrest Gump
Then I watched it again a few years back and realized, whether intentional or unintentional, it’s a darkly pessimistic commentary on love. Boy falls for girl; girl doesn’t reciprocate. Despite a bunch of awesome stuff happening to boy, he still can’t let go of his love for girl. It’s only when girl hits rock bottom and has nowhere else to turn that she “realizes” her love for boy, who is at that point extremely well-off.
Reservoir Dogs is my second favorite Tarantino movie.
I don’t think I’ll ever grow tired of it.
by Cascadian Man on Mar 1, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions
Never seen Animal House or Caddyshack...
Man, if I let my mind wander a while it digs up all kinds of things.
by JY on Mar 1, 2012 8:37 AM PST up reply actions
I watched both of those in an afternoon as a teenager.
Awful. Animal House is nothing but douchebags acting with terrible behavior, and Caddyshack epitomizes to me that type of 80s “comedy” that makes me glad I came of age years later, because it isn’t funny at all.
by katal on Mar 1, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Some of the context has been lost that made Animal House the quintessential college movie.
But the two movies contain some absolutely amazing bits. The Germans bombing pearl harbor speech? The Baby Ruth in the pool? The priest being struck by lightning while cursing god? The Doobie Prof?
They were made to be trashy, and they definitely don’t have the ageability or wide appeal of your Groundhog’s Days, Blues Brothers, or Ghostbusters, but they’re not Porkies or Revenge of the Nerds.
by Drew_D on Mar 1, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
No Blues Brothers either :(
I’m incriminating myself all over.
by JY on Mar 1, 2012 11:22 PM PST up reply actions
You should rent that. It's good.
And although it aged pretty well for a while that is rapidly changing. Watch it before Kermit isn’t just making shit up.
It's a couple of years old but
read this Bill Murray interview on GQ yesterday. Really interesting.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Mar 2, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions
I saw this years Super Bowl ad so I think that should count
How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?
The first one I saw ended with the line "I've never had Christmas in Turkey."
Denise Richards was great on her 30 Rock cameo this year.
by yuniform on Mar 1, 2012 7:10 AM PST via Android app up reply actions
You may have seen an edited version.
The line was “I thought Christmas only comes once a year.”
Groan.
by JY on Mar 1, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
It just doesn't seem possible to miss all the bond movies given the market saturation.
You’d pretty much have to avoid televised media for the last 30 years.
I was a child of the 80s/90s yet I've never seen any Indiana Jones or original Stars Wars movie from beginning to end in one sitting.
I think I’ve seen entire movies in bits and pieces, but I’ve never watched any all the way through.
I can't believe no one has commented yet on the fact you haven't seen an original Star Wars movie from start to end.
If you finally do watch the original Star Wars just know that despite what Lucas will have you believe, in the original version Han shot first.
I would try and find a VHS copy of the original original Star Wars
It’s probably floating around the internet too. Hearing Lucas jabber on nonsensically about Greedo shooting first, just….sad
Scarecrow Video has every version on every format.
It’s a pretty big collection.
I thought about it.
But I’m in a similar boat: I didn’t see any of them until I was twelve (this seems late in relative terms) and I never much cared for it as anything other than a diversion.
by JY on Mar 1, 2012 11:28 PM PST up reply actions
I'm a bit saddened how many here haven't seen Casablanca.
I consider it one of the few perfect movies. Believe the hype, it deserves its reputation.
I didn't see it until prom night.
That was a weird night.
by Matthew on Feb 29, 2012 10:53 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I read somewhere, I think yesterday, that Casablanca is the number one most common movie people lie about having seen
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Because it's a movie everybody's "supposed to have seen"
would be my guess.
I have more digits than movies I've seen all the way through, I'm pretty sure.
So I have never once chided someone about a movie they haven’t seen.
But that being said, I don’t have the attention span to watch something for more than 15 minutes without wanting to do something, anything.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I have never seen Ferris Buehler's Day Off
How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?
Until about three weeks ago,
many classic action movies including Die Hard and Terminator.
Of course I had seen Die Hard 2 and Terminator 2.
Still on my list: goodfellas and citizen kane would be the two I consider most classic omissed.
I think to really appreciate Citizen Kane
You had to have seen it when it first came out and had only been exposed to the crappy camera techniques and standard unimaginative filmmaking of the day. One of those things that it helps to understand it was revolutionary at the time it was made.
by Craptastic-J on Mar 1, 2012 12:38 AM PST up reply actions
I still haven't seen Terminator. Or Die Hard 2.
Goodfellas is a fine movie, albeit incredibly overrated.
Citizen Kane is fucking amazing. Even today you can still appreciate the cinematography and how simply impossible it must have been to make a movie like that eighty years ago. It features the origins of a hundred movie tropes; you could play a drinking game out of all the moments the Simpsons later made reference to. All this, and the story is cracker-jack, too.
Die Hard 2 has the single worst plot hole I've ever encountered
I’m not perfectly sure it’s not addressed somewhere in the movie, but it literally made the movie unwatchable for me.
Which one?
That movie had a ridiculous amount of plot holes.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Mar 1, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
Hmmm, let me try to guess which plot hole.
The fact that all the planes could have been re-routed to other airports?
by sanford_and_son on Mar 1, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
In their defense, it's not as if there are many major airports on the East Coast to which the airplanes could have incredibly easily have been diverted.
I also love that terrorists have hijacked an entire airport in Washington DC, of all places, and the military response is to send one platoon.
by Chris Hafner on Mar 1, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
I thought Die Hard With a Vengeance had an even worse one
So I get that there was a bomb threat made to a bunch of schools and all and you’re not supposed to overthink this kind of movie, but really? Wall Street gets bombed and there are zero cops available to be at the scene that day, and the entire gold supply of the Federal Reserve basically has one guy in a hallway defending it?
I don't know that I've ever seen the first two Die Hards in their entirety.
by JY on Mar 1, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions
My roommate doesn't think Die Hard is a good movie, and I say that's bullshit.
If Citizen Kane is the “best movie ever” because it changed how movies are made, then Die Hard is too because it changed an entire genre and was copied over and over and over again. It’s one of our most iconic movies.
The sequels, not so much, but the original Die Hard is a perfect 10.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Mar 1, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions
I regret to inform everyone that I have seen the most recent Die Hard :(
Friends and I went, for the sake of seeing a popcorn movie, mocked it on the way out.
by JY on Mar 1, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions
Die Hard and Speed are two really damn good movies
I don’t know that Speed would have existed in the same form were it not for Die Hard, but whenever I think how bad action movies got in the last several years, I always go back to those two films and it restores my faith in the genre.
by pdb on Mar 1, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions
I remember when Speed came out, how infatuated with it Siskel & Ebert were.
They were praising it as one of the best movies of the year. I’ll have to go back and watch that review because I remember being surprised that these two guys were talking this way about an action movie. And they were right, it’s excellent.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Mar 1, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions
Big Lebowski, Die Hard 2 and 3, Reservoir Dogs, Godfather 2, Every movie ever made in Black and White except Dr. Strangelove
I've never watched all of the Godfather or Scarface
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I tried to watch Godfather once.
I made it about halfway through. Bored me.
Try watching again.
There are so many payoff in the final half hour or so of the film. That isn’t to take away from the other 150 minutes of movie, but the Godfather could be used to teach a course on character & story arcs.
I've been seeing the ads for Awake, and aside from Jason Isaacs always being interesting
and having both Cherry Jones & BD Wong, it just looks intriguing.
Somehow, AJ Burnett hurting himself while bunting makes me feel slightly better about Guti.
Like we’re not alone in the world of sucky baseball luck.
Huh, I have never had a reason to look up stats on AJ Burnett.
Turns out he isn’t really terrible. Fucking Yankees fans…
by the other side on Mar 1, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
He's really not
especially by xFIP, which might be a home park thing
by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 1, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
It's a fair gripe that he probably isn't earning his 16.5 M a year, but that was a huge contract anyway.
Too bad, he probably would have done good things for the Pirates.
by the other side on Mar 1, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
Looking for thoughts and opinions on MLB Gameday App for Android
thinking to buy it for the ST game radio
by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 1, 2012 10:51 AM PST reply actions
If you have an MLB.tv subscription the App is free this year I think
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Do not, can;t watch most of the time and dont want to spend that money on a dozen games worth of baseball
I had and liked the app when I had an iphone, but switched to android and wonder if anyone had used it last year.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 1, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions
I've had it for the last two years on Android.
It works well for me. It’s especially nice for day games when I am at work.
by seattle_since_81 on Mar 1, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions
I have it for Android.
Loved it. Then again without something like that I am shit out of luck following the Mariners with any real kind of play by play so my standards may be lower.
I need to figure out if I have to buy 12 or if I can keep using 11 (mainly just for Gameday audio, I’m not around enough on a regular basis for the tv subscription).
by Aussie Mariner on Mar 2, 2012 12:37 AM PST up reply actions
Corco question, wherever and whenever he may drop in:
I just discovered OpenStreetMaps. I definitely see its utility, and if I had my own GPS unit would surely help fill in some blank spots in the area. But given all that, are there any thoughts on it from a true roadhound/maphead regarding its place in the consumer space, whether it’s the type of thing I should openly support, et cetera?
How to sound politically correct here...
It’s a good idea, and it does have a lot of good data.
Most of the editors are diehard road enthusiasts, and many of the more opinionated ones get in the arguments about the littlest things.
It’s fantastic for long road trips- the state highway alignments are top-notch. The only thing that makes it weird for navigation is that sometimes unsigned route numbers are prominently displayed because it’s made by anal route number freaks. I’m not sure about how good it is for local streets.
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It's definitely better than Google, though, which has been a disaster lately
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Just curious about this since you seem to really dislike google maps.
You often complain about how bad google is. Where are you trying to use it? Is it really rural? Not trying to defend google, actually legitimately curious since I don’t usually have a problem in the SF area. I figure it’s better here because of the proximity.
Google is pretty bad with driving directions outside of cities, at least in terms of recognizing what are colloquially known as the fastest routes
For instance, Google’s recommended Denver to Dallas route is roughly the third choice among people I know who do that drive on a regular basis.
And then Google has weird editing-edit implementation policies with regard to public suggestion- basically anybody can make a suggestion, and then a guy in Bangalore approves it, so weird things happen every once in a while (US 180 was routed along US 62 all the way to Ohio, while the actual route of 180 was left unmarked is a recent one- all of US 30 was given the Quebec Route 366 text label, a problem that took over two months to fix!)
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But then actual corrections don't make it through the queue
I’ve been trying for months to get them to remove the highway 789 designation in Colorado, since that hasn’t been signed since the 60s(!) but they keep denying that as a valid change.
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And honestly, Google is an amazing resource
It’s not Google I have a problem with so much as the fact that people automatically assume that it is giving them the best possible information and act as if it is biblical. It’s a great tool, but it’s not even close to perfect, but you should always use common sense before making route choices.
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Heh.
"There’s a whole group of people who love ‘Guys and Dolls,’ and there’s a whole group of people who love ‘The Importance of Being Earnest,’" he said. "And this is our chance to alienate all of them."
For a while, my daughter was taking taekwondo, and of course she had to buy a uniform.
The uniforms were made by the World Taekwondo Federation (wtf.org!), which means that all these five-year-old kids were running around with a “WTF” logo on their chests.

by Chris Hafner on Mar 1, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
Taking off on the movie subthread above, anyone else feel like they're out of touch with music?
When the Friday Morning Music Thread comes along, I say “Who?” a lot. I found out who Ellie Goulding was this morning. I think I found out who Adele was in January.
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I didn't know who Amy Winehouse was until she died.
Whenever anybody would rave about her, I thought they were talking about Nora Jones, who I had uncharitably thought became a drunk.
How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?
by JAH on Mar 1, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
There's too much good music from all over the world in all sorts of genres that's distributed easily these days.
It’s pretty much impossible to keep up with “music” on the whole, unless you only listen to the most popular artists and genres.
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Kenny you should check out Skrillex, man
he’s the best thing to happen to music since the Rolling Stones!
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
But seriously, thanks to Facebook and Spotify
I am appraised of who is who in popular music thanks to all my friends with less than discerning taste!
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
At least I have the common decency to hide my love of XM-BPM from people whose opinions I care about.
Eh, it’s still better than spouting off glowingly about one of the worst sets of faux-romance novels ever produced. At any opportunity.
by Faux on Mar 1, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I've avoided Spotify. Well, I avoid all new technologies for at least a year after they're popular.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Mar 1, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
It's just, how many things does a guy have to be signed up for?
I delete 80% of apps (if I even care to remember to) after I download them. It took me a long time to start texting, a long time to join facebook, and then other things I didn’t ever sign up for and they eventually stopped being a fad. I’m sick of having 150 usernames and passwords all over the internet. Its nothing against spotify or foursquare or any other thing I see people tweet its just… I know that once I start, it might now become a “thing” that I have to think about. I don’t know, I just know that at this point I’m okay without it.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Mar 1, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Hahaha throw in some crows feet and a few gray hairs
And you’ll qualify for VIP tickets at Club Curmudgeon! The bar could be better, they tend to water down the drinks
I think there is an app to tell those damn kids to get off your lawn.
How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?
by JAH on Mar 1, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions
I avoided it for awhile because Grooveshark had more bands
and didn’t require me to sign up. But now? I love Spotify, I have almost no immediate need to own music any more.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I'm incredibly out of touch with music.
I can talk 60s-90s all day long, but anything in the last 10 years is hit or miss unless it’s by an artist so over saturated in pop culture that I can’t help but hearing about them.
The last time I went extreme bowling I wanted to shoot myself in the ears
Seriously the music they were playing was horrid. Granted it was for the 14-17 year olds that were bowling there but still, it didn’t even sound like music.
Then they played an ACDC song and though I was enjoying it, not a single other person in the alley was into it.
So it was basically...
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by Kenneth Arthur on Mar 1, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions
Usually bowling alleys do unlimited bowling on Friday and Saturday nights for two hours.
They turn off all the lights and turn on blacklights with loud pop music playing.
by seattle_since_81 on Mar 1, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions
And it is generally referred to as Cosmic Bowling or something similar.
I have never seen it called Extreme Bowling.
Yeah they call it Cosmic Bowling here
$20 unlimited from 10-1am. Its a good way to spend a Friday with some friends. Especially since they serve booze!
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Blacklight Bowling is what it's called.
How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?
by JAH on Mar 1, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions
My old roommate is 21 years old and doesn't know who Alanis Morisette is.
Totally blew my mind. I assumed Wesley Willis was completely out of the question at that point.
Terrible.
Oh, you said “who” not “how.” Funny, that.
She's big in the UK apparently!
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by Kenneth Arthur on Mar 2, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions
That's news to me!
Although I’m probably not the most representative of music fans. Pretty sure I’ve still not heard a Lana Del Ray song.
The only time I've heard her was on SNL, and she was terrible. I mean, really really bad.
The following Monday, I read/heard a bunch of critiques from various media that said it was probably the worst musical performance SNL ever had.
I heard her from Pandora with the song "Lights" which is apparently a hit.
According to her Wikipedia she is like Kate Nash, Lykke Li, and Tracey Thorn. To which I say, “Who? Who? Who?”
Don’t know who Lana Del Ray is either!
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by Kenneth Arthur on Mar 2, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
Kate Nash is basically a poor man's Lily Allen
And I don’t really like Lily Allen to begin with. So I guess I haven’t been missing much.
I did see a picture of Lily Allen once. Not sure I've heard a song.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Mar 2, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
Oh shit, that reminds me. Like a week ago I was on YouTube and clicked on some girls video that had a bunch of hits.
I thought “One hit wonder for sure! Never heard of this girl, what a joke!”
Apparently though, Jessie J has quite a few major hits.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Mar 2, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
Jessie J started as a lyricist/writer for some major artists
Like Miley Cyrus and Chris Brown.
She decided to become a performer after realizing she was making everyone else famous instead of herself, I guess. She’s also much bigger in the UK than here (or at least, she used to be).
I appreciate that Lily Allen (or whoever writes her music)
clearly owned some The Specials records growing up.
Also the song Alfie is about her brother who plays Theon Greyjoy on Game of Thrones!
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Yeah, but she's one of those people that I've avoided on purpose.
If not for my lame manager at work I probably would never have been exposed to a lot of the pop that’s out there. Or dubstep.
by JY on Mar 2, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
My only real exposure to dubstep came in the gap between songs when I was listening to my mp3 player on the bus.
I didn’t actually hear any of the music, just some kid with his phone turned up shouting ‘hope you people on the bus like dubstep!’. That incident means I’ll probably never give it a fair shot.
I recently saw it in its native habitat
On the college campus, off in some bricklaid corner, two white kids with a boombox awkwardly thrashing about.
by JY on Mar 2, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
To be fair!
The Dubstep Pumped Up Kicks video is worth a watch.
Craziest dancing I’ve ever seen.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Mar 2, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
I am ashamed to admit I actually kind of like some dubstep
I think it’s the old school video game nerd in me. A lot of dubstep intentionally sounds video gamey.
I don't remember video game music sounding like a methhead trying to log onto AOL on his/her '98 Dell.
by sanford_and_son on Mar 2, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Well, I don't claim to be an expert so maybe my interpretation is off.
But some of the stuff I’ve heard definitely uses similar sound effects as NES and Atari games.
As an old school game nerd
I hate how much game nerds have propped up Dubstep. So awful.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I just learned there is a music group literally called LMFAO.
Fuck you, humans, I’m betraying all your asses when the robot revolution comes.
How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?
by JAH on Mar 7, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions
Lots of bands have absolutely shitty names.
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head
by JY on Mar 7, 2012 10:50 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, oh, how I wish I could see this.
@Kurkjian_ESPN: Jim Thome told me he took yoga in the offseason to help with flexibility.
by msb on Mar 2, 2012 8:11 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
So sad. Read a sad story on him a few years ago and now this.
(Said sad story may be mentioned in those articles, but initial reaction is that it’s sadder now.)
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by Kenneth Arthur on Mar 2, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions
I want them to win the world series when they take the second wild card, and then I want their fans to go nuts.
And tear this thing down like football fans uprooting a goalpost or basketball fans tearing down a hoop. Good god.
I don't want them to ever win another game and I want the home run feature to explode and I want them to relocate to Montreal
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by Corco on Mar 3, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Fuck all the haters.
It’s going to be amazing.
by Eyebrows on Mar 5, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I know that until the first Marlins home run is hit, I'll be watching every one of their home games
even above Mariner games. I have to see it in action
The internet will implode from all the video and gifs posted
How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?
I can't think of a better piece of poetic justice than Loria's team being forced to relocate to Montreal
Montreal deserves it. Loria deserves it. Fucking Dave Samson deserves it. Miami arguably deserves it.
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
I didn't think they'd actually do it
I thought at some point during construction someone would say to themselves “Okay seriously we can’t actually do this”.
They just showed a bunch of interior shots of the new Marlins stadium on MLB network and it looks like something straight out of Disney's Tomorrowland.
Like a god damn spaceship designed by Liberace. I must bare witness to this magical place some day.
by sanford_and_son on Mar 10, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
Does anyone have experience spoofing IP to watch blackout mlb.tv games?
I don’t have a TV, and dont want to miss all the games the M’s play against the A’s.
Mariners fan in SF :: @Eric_Dykstra
Yes, I did it for the end of the season last year.
If it’s not against site rules I can give a walkthrough for it, it’s pretty easy.
by Cascadian Man on Mar 2, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
Holy fucking tap dancing cats on a pogo stick..
I can feel the awkward hilarity leaking from screen, this is simply glorious. Please tell me it’s real.
by Cascadian Man on Mar 2, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
This may be my new motto:
Nothing could have prepared me for this — except maybe a little foresight, self awareness, and maybe a pinch of sanity.
It still could have been real, sadly.
How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?
by JAH on Mar 2, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions
I'm probably wrong, but I'm taking this as a sign.
That the cupcake “thing” is finally, blessedly, approaching its end.
Saw this on KTLA when I was down in Anaheim, I guess they had someone stationed there talking about it every 20-30 minutes or whatever.
I just kept thinking how fascinating and dumb this concept sounds. I can’t see myself ever wanting to buy a cupcake out of one.
by Patrick Stites on Mar 3, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions
Every update to this story gets crazier and crazier.
There’s got to be suspensions, loss of draft picks, and maybe a lifetime ban or two resulting from this.
I won't lie, I'm really excited to see how Goodell responds to this.
It’s going to suck for Saints fans and I feel bad for them, but seeing how Goodell will wield the commissioner’s hammer of doom here is just intriguing. It’s the perfect storm for a “death penalty” type of ruling, given the league’s focus on player safety over the past couple years.
by Cascadian Man on Mar 2, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions
And to add on to that, the bounty system may have resulted in the serious injury of three future HoF QBs.
If the hammer was ever going to drop, it’s going to be now, and it’s going to be brutal.
by Cascadian Man on Mar 2, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions
This just has the making of a situation where the commish comes down hard to send a message.
Wouldn’t surprise me if Williams gets the Pete Rose treatment.
The guy is scum.
Anything less than a lifetime ban will be a disappoint.
by Cascadian Man on Mar 2, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions
This whole story is just mind-boggling.
The more I think about it, the more horrifying it becomes. I have a feeling it’s just going to get worse and more organizations are going to be exposed this year.
This is so much bigger than Spygate.
This is “90’s U” levels of corruption. Goodell is not going to let that slide for a second.
To me, I don't even think there's a question that this is worse.
No one has had their mental capacities destroyed and life cut short due to betting on baseball.
To me, there’s “Sports Serious” and “Serious Serious.” This is the latter, because it’s an issue that transcends sports; it’s something that’s deeply wrong with our culture writ large, and hopefully something good will come of this in the form of forcing us to have honest conversations about it. I’m skeptical though.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 5, 2012 8:36 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I worked with a guy who said that when he played for the Cowboys in the '70s this was normal.
Now, I don’t know for a fact that it happened because I am not him, but I don’t have any reason to believe he would’ve lied about that. Especially considering the recent events.
Regardless, it’s still pretty fucked up.
Calling out to the LL IT space.
My laptop died this morning. I’ll have to go get a new one fairly soon, so I’m looking for some general details.
What I am looking for is mainly for uni/web, although the ability for some gaming would be okay, I don’t really care about that as much. I haven’t decided yet if I’m going to look for a bridge to next year when I’ll be done with uni and working full time and able to drop more dollars, or if I can line up the right kind of financing/rent to buy deal I might do that now.
What I’m really after more than anything is something that’s steady and durable, brand wise. Minimum specs I’m quite happy to take recommendations on, I’m not ignorant but nor am I tech savvy.
Oh, Windows as the OS. For reference I was using one of the HP Pavillion notebooks and I was pretty happy with it, although it hasn’t lasted as long as I was hoping it would.
Any suggestions greatly appreciated.
I like MSI, Lenovo, and Asus for laptop brands.
Always, always read model-specific reviews before purchasing, though. Every laptop manufacturer releases some terrible models, and most manufacturers release some decent models. You don’t want to end up with a laptop that runs hot or has a shitty touchpad just because it was $20 cheaper than the same specs, but a different brand or model with a better build quality.
Mariners fan in SF :: @Eric_Dykstra
If you're looking for a Windows-based laptop that will take a beating
a Lenovo Thinkpad is your best bet. Best bang-for-your-buck model would probably be the T420, built like a tank and will last you a good long while.
If you’re looking for more of an ultraportable, the Thinkpad X220 is also a solid laptop. This is the model my employer issued to me and I’m very happy with it.
I'm totally blanking on who was looking for laptop suggestions in the last OT
but Faux and I recommended the T420 and they wound up getting that.
'Twas I.
Four days in, I’m in love.
You get a 10 percent new customer discount with Lenovo simply by buying through its website.
I managed to catch it on the last day of a sale and got a super-upgraded model for as cheap as the base cost.
by thehemogoblin on Mar 2, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions
Also worth noting that Lenovo runs deals all the time.
If they’re not running a 10% or 20% off deal right now, wait a week or two and they’ll have another promotion to get one of their laptops at a good price.
Glad you're enjoying that T420, by the way.
If I didn’t have my X220 from work right now, that’s probably the laptop I’d buy.
Thanks again for the assist.
It’s exactly what I was looking for and it was really affordable by the end.
by thehemogoblin on Mar 3, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions
Thanks for the extra feedback.
I’ll keep it strongly in mind.
by Aussie Mariner on Mar 3, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions
Thanks.
I’m not looking for ultra portable, it’ll be something I’ll be doing the vast majority of my work on, not something I want to be able to take with me everywhere easily, if that makes sense.
by Aussie Mariner on Mar 2, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions
T420 is right up your alley then.
Pretty much everything you’re looking for. A solid, durable conventional laptop that’ll last you years.
Did the spine break or can he still read it?
by Mariner John on Mar 3, 2012 1:22 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Nice one, I am fond of one liners, zingers, whatever.
I think it’s called Read Me. The doubt comes from the jacket, it has a visual trick that didn’t immediately register. They spell it REAMDE, with the the M and the E in charcoal and the rest in a shiny white. I have yet to start reading it, but I’m wondering if the little optical illusion thing doesn’t come up at some point in the novel.
I wonder if a bold type approximation has the same effect
REAMDE
or REAMDE
I got it at Christmas time but haven't started it yet.
So I spent 15 minutes last night after your initial post doing searches looking for his “new” new book, which doesn’t exist. I may have learned something new during the searches, so thanks. His titles usually do come up in the story, so I wouldn’t be surprised.
I would pay Neal Stephenson to have an editor.
And then I would pay his editor.
Long digressions into random topics is sort of his thing now.
How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?
by JAH on Mar 3, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions
At least he had "some decency" in Anathem
And relegated some of the astronomy/physics/math digression/lessons to the appendix
Shakespeare's made-up words are no longer made-up words, but actual words.
Which isn’t to say made-up words cannot enter the daily vernacular and eventually the language at large. But I think there is a key difference between novels and plays in that plays were performed as a popular art, so the groundlings and the court alike would see a play and a made-up word would be spoken and therefore familiar. Shakespeare was writing scripts, and today might be writing screenplays so that everyone could show up and learn a new word. I don’t think books are nearly as accessible as all that sort of thing, even though they are quite accessible I don’t trust half of London to read the same book, but I would trust half of London to go see a Shakespeare bit at the turn of the 17th century.
This is also to say that reading Shakespeare now, words don’t seem made-up. So he is good because he’s using real English. The beauty of temporal displacement.
And if I were to take it the nerdy English major route...
which I DON’T INTEND TO, I would start citing Robert Frost’s notions on The Sound of Sense.
by JY on Mar 3, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions
He also was usually able to ground his neologisms in a context.
They’d usually be derived from existing roots, and they were sometimes accompanied by explanations so that no one got tripped up (incarnadine!).
When you’re making up a new language by just jamming random phonemes together with apostrophes which mean fuck all (aspirated stops maybe?), that’s a different matter.
by JY on Mar 3, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions
I think the goalposts are uniquely related to each other.
Because language is a shared cultural tool, one’s vocabulary is related to what one needs to understand. One should expand their vocabulary when it is relevant, necessary and beneficial (ahem: WAR, FIP, tRA, UZR, DRS, wOBA, BsR, BABIP…), but when you go off on digressions that do not relate directly or are not directly necessary to the understanding of the plot, then you alienate readers because words might as well be made up to them.
I guess I still see the digressions and the made up words as separate issues
And while that XKCD graphic is fantastic, I was only addressing the 2-3 lessons that he thankfully stuck in the back (which was addressing JAH’s remark about digressions, hence my goalposts comment). Which doesn’t account for the dozens of other digressions he made throughout the rest of the book. Or the very irritating (for the first 200 or so pages) made up words and language. Again, at least there was a glossary for the made up words, but what a pain in the ass it is to flip back there 12 times every page. It was fine once I got used to the terminology, but still, I don’t disagree with you.
Well, as interrupters of the narrative flow
I can see digressions, made up words, footnotes, endnotes, etc. all being related. Makes it kind of choppy when you are reading it.
At least his digressions are on interesting topics
and not the kind of food that Tyrion is eating today, the color of Sansa’s dress, or how fat and pink Theon’s mast is.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Shawn Kelley:
I’ll be Harold Reynolds tour guide of @mariners spring training facility tomorrow for @MLBNetwork with my sidekick #Kawasaki
30 in 30 for @Mariners …. watch out @MLBnetwork
Oh good at least we get 3 of the 4 meaningless games stuck between games that matter.
Mariners fan in SF :: @Eric_Dykstra
Something about hippos...
Shawn Kelley is the bestest.
by Patrick Stites on Mar 5, 2012 9:40 PM PST up reply actions
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Harold: I’ve been talking all winter, they got to trade Felix, he’s gonna bring back 10 players…
Felix: Why?!? No, no, no, they only need one player— I’m here! [giggle]
H: You love it here, huh?
F: Yah man, I live in Seattle
H: So that’s home
F: Yeah
H; OK so you want me to quit saying that?
F: Yeah.
H: Ok. Jack, I’m sorry. I’m not going to say it anymore. Mariner fans, I’m sorry. He wants to stay here, he lives in Seattle.
by msb on Mar 5, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions 14 recs
Heres the link for those that want to oggle some great Felix footage, or you know, baseball stuff.
by the other side on Mar 5, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions
Felix is just the best and he can never leave ever.
Fuck you, rest of MLB. He’s ours.
by Cascadian Man on Mar 5, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions
Nothing and no one, anywhere, make me feel like Felix does.
What an endlessly charming, delightful, fantastic bastard.
That little interview segment basically amounts to Felix/Mariner fan porn.
So good. And man, when he’s not wearing his GIGANTIC jersey, he is looking trim as hell! Good for him.
by sanford_and_son on Mar 6, 2012 8:16 AM PST up reply actions
You can really see the weight loss in his face.
20 lbs is pretty significant.
by Cascadian Man on Mar 6, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions
So this is something that was unleashed...
Though maybe inflicted might have been a better word choice.
Stuff like that is why MLB.tv is so close to being a perfect service, but it falls short.
What I really hate are the blackouts. I’d buy it every year no questions asked if there weren’t any blackouts. Nearly everything else I want to watch is available online anyway. I’m pretty much buying cable for the house I’m renting next year just so I’m able to watch baseball, football, and hockey.
You put those things online without any blackouts though? All that money that gets put towards cable instead goes directly to those leagues.
by Cascadian Man on Mar 5, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
Blackouts aren't an issue for me so I suppose shouldn't complain too much
I was just really looking forward to watching it on a big(ger) screen this year.
Hell no, complain away.
Us poor forners are always getting screwed!
by Aussie Mariner on Mar 6, 2012 2:19 AM PST up reply actions
My husband told me about this
Like 20 minutes ago. Sad, but her contribution to science was pretty amazing.
This is why you can never read BleacherReport
Hundley decided, in large part, to attend UCLA due to their renounced pre-med program. His combination of intelligence and athletic ability makes him a perfect fit for the quarterback position.
When you have a chance to go to a renounced medical school
You gotta do it.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Brown Noser!
Naw, just kidding, this is awesome.
by seattle_since_81 on Mar 5, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions
Just because I know it will amuse/infuriate some LL posters, just saw a resume typed out in Comic Sans on my shared desk.
Too LLJ?
How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?
As long as you either don't call,
or better, call them and berate them, we’ll be fine I’m sure.
by Faux on Mar 6, 2012 7:32 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
TOPIC: Books!
Not much on this one, aside for a deal I found on what is so far a pretty decent book on Spring Training:
Under the March Sun
Only read the sample + a chapter or so, but it’s not bad, especially for 2 bucks.
On a side note, there’s a Ty Cobb book in the Amazon cheap list for 2$, and I have to say it’s not that great. I’ll get through it, and won’t regret it, but if I had spent 10$ I’d probably be a little annoyed.
And since I guess I forgot to copy my question over:
Anyone read anything good and cheap? Maybe Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Historical?
Also as an aside, I read The Hunger Games last night. Not bad. Not usually a fan of first person, but it flows nicely. Some plot holes/lack of logic in the characters and a little bit of unessential filler, but how else are you supposed to make a movie out of it?
Goodness,
Seattle Mariners : Carlos Guillen just announced his retirement from baseball after a great 14-year career that included 3 All-Star games. #Mariners
Well shoot.
I was excited to have him around again.
by sanford_and_son on Mar 6, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions
Shannon Drayer :
“My Way” courtesy of Brendan Ryan playing in the clubhouse right now for Guillen. #classy #classic
Two TV Brackets...
Hard to have not heard about Grantlands bracket on The Wire. The show that basically became the greatest show on television because of it’s characters. So many good ones that you couldn’t even make a 32-character bracket without people being upset with who you left off. However, the seeding is terrible. Either way, I don’t see a plausible world where Omar isn’t the greatest show of The Wire or any other show.
Also, Vulture is running a series on the greatest drama of the last 25 years. My final four would have to be: Sopranos, The Wire, Breaking Bad, and Mad Men.
So, best character on The Wire and what’s the best drama of the last 25 years?
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Is there a scrappy white guy on the Wire?
Expect him to make it at least into the third round for no reason.
Other than that I’ve got nothing.
There's a scrappy Bubbles. He was seeded way too low and will probably be the George Mason.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Mar 6, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions
Clay Davis as a 2 seed, SHEEEEEEEIT
That’s way too high, Bubbles or McNulty should have been there or in Bunk’s 1 seed.
And Partlow versus Cutty in round 1 is pretty tough
by Craptastic-J on Mar 6, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
Cutty all the way on that one, IMO.
Chris was a dickhead.
by sanford_and_son on Mar 6, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
Cutty is one of my favorites
But Partlow is so stone cold subdued and brutal. That scene with the pistol whipping, man, probably the most violent scene I’ve ever seen. And the great scene where he leans against the fence next to Weebay, haha
by Craptastic-J on Mar 6, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
Lester Freeman as a 5 seed?
He might top my list if it weren’t for Idris Elba.
by the other side on Mar 6, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
I think Bunk deserves the 1 seed,
he has some really great moments, especially in Season 5. I also thought Cutty’s storyline was pretty interesting throughout. Mostly, this whole thing just makes me miss The Wire
I love me some Bunk
I just think there were more major characters, but their seeding is way off all over the place as Kenny said
by Craptastic-J on Mar 6, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
It's been awhile but I'm having a hard time seeing Avon as a 1 and McNulty as a 3.
I mean, was Avon on the show enough to be a 1? It seems he’s that high because of his status on the show, but then why is McNulty a 3? I mean, I get why Clay is a 2 because he’s so iconic to the show (everyone knows two things for sure: Indeed and Sheeeeit) but then I wonder why Bubbles is so low.
Really weird seeding, to me. And now I know I have to re-watch the whole show soon.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Mar 6, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
Personally McNulty was annoying as hell in parts of the show so I agree with his 3.
I don’t think Avon should be a 1 though. My 1 seeds would be Omar, Stringer, Bubbles, and Lester.
by the other side on Mar 6, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
The only conclusion I have on the seeding is that Bill Simmons hates cops and white people, and also drug addicts
But all this discussion really does show how many great characters there are
by Craptastic-J on Mar 6, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
I think a branket is a boring way of approaching this. The more interesting one is, "Who are your top favorite characters on The Wire and why?"
That’s interesting because it usually gets people thinking hard and exploring a lot about themselves.
As for me, I try to think of the best characters as the most compelling, complex, and fully realized ones (as opposed to my favorite characters).
I think a few of those are
-Frank Sobotka (scrappy white guy?)
-The four kids (Naemond, Dukie, Randy, and Michael)
-D’Angelo Barksdale
-Bunny Colvin
-Bodie Broadus
-Bubbles
I like that list
I think Cutty fits in too, as characters who learned something, had an up and down path, well-rounded etc.
Bruce Chen is now on twitter
A sampling:
Bruce Chen @ChenMusic
This is my first tweet ever!
Bruce Chen @ChenMusic
Does this mean that I lost my tweetirginity?
Bruce Chen @ChenMusic
Tweeting is awesome! Thanks 4 all ur support. Should have been here long ago. I mean I should be good with technology, I am Asian
Bruce Chen @ChenMusic
Good morning everyone. What a beautiful day! Why did the bicycle fall down? Because it was too (2) tired!
Bruce Chen @ChenMusic
confuscious say, “man who stand on toilet high on pot”
Bruce Chen @ChenMusic
Why did the fish get kick out of school? He got caught with seaweed!
Bruce Chen @ChenMusic
what is Count Dracula’s favorite tool in his tool box? Vampliers".
Bruce Chen @ChenMusic
Confucius says “Boy that mess with girl during wrong time of month get caught red-handed!”
ChenMusic is a glorious twitter handle.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
by bluemax on Mar 6, 2012 11:20 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
I find that handle very amusing especially for a pitcher.
In cricket, bowling (pitching) directed at the head is known as “chin music”.
Now I will associate Chen as a guy who beans people.
by Aussie Mariner on Mar 6, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions
it somehow seems appropriate.
As part of the sponsorship The Rail Bar in The ’Pen, presented by ROOT SPORTS™, will be rebranded the Coors Light Rail Bar and Coors Light will be the exclusive presenting sponsor of the ROOT SPORTS Mariners pregame program that originates from The ’Pen before every Mariners home game.
At Bat app question
so based on the gamethread, it sounds like the new At Bat app can listen to games on the radio in addition to showing GameDay. Is this true?!
I would love to be able to listen to the Mariners while driving through my phone
Via MLB.com's At Bat FAQ, emphasis added
1. MLB.com At Bat Features
MLB.com At Bat has two version: At Bat Lite and At Bat 12
At Bat Lite:
- View live league scores, news and standings
- Set your favorite teams for team schedules, tickets, roster and player stats
- Log in with your MLB.TV Premium subscription to unlock full At Bat 12 Features and watch live games (blackouts and other restrictions apply)
At Bat 12:
- Use all Lite features
- Access Gameday real-time pitch tracking, box scores, play-by-play and stats*
- Listen to live radio broadcasts of every game with your choice of home or away announcers
- Watch in-game highlights and post-game “Condensed Game” videos
- Watch the Live Free Game of the Day (blackout and other restrictions apply)
- Watch Live LookIns of key moments from every game
- Subscribe to Push Notifications*
Get even more News, Stats, Videos- Disable third party banner ads
- Log in with your MLB.TV subscription to watch live games* (blackouts and other restrictions apply)
Limited during Spring Training*
So, yes.
And I don’t know why in-game highlights and live lookins are bolded. My HTML certainly did not have strong or b tags on either line.
You would also need to buy the Gameday audio subscription.
by Aussie Mariner on Mar 6, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions
Well yes,
But to clarify, this year the app itself is free but to get audio/gameday you need to pay 15 dollars (which is what the app cost in years past).
At bat lite is free, the full version is about $15 I think.
by Aussie Mariner on Mar 8, 2012 1:28 AM PST up reply actions
They got rid of At Bat lite, it's now just one app with a subscription inside the app to unlock the extra features.
by Patrick Stites on Mar 8, 2012 2:05 AM PST up reply actions
Not on Android, though the lite version has an upsell all the time.
Does buying the full app let you listen to full games online? If not, that’s annoying.
by yuniform on Mar 8, 2012 6:58 AM PST via Android app up reply actions
I know that buying MLB.tv premium gets you the app for free.
I don’t think there’s any other way to get a pc/mobile deal.
Mariners fan in SF :: @Eric_Dykstra
If you use the app on an Android phone,
they live stream both teams radio broadcasts, and you can decide which one you want to listen to.
by seattle_since_81 on Mar 8, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions
Anyone pick up MLB 12: The Show today?
Curious to hear the early reviews, but as usual, I’ll assume it to be impressive.
Also curious to hear reviews, because at the moment I don't see a reason to upgrade from 11 besides the stadium and roster updates.
@Goose1701
Really, really good commercial.
The Show series is so good every year, both commercials and games.
Mariners fan in SF :: @Eric_Dykstra
I had a bug in a program I was writing that I couldn't figure out.
Turns out “centerzzzz” isnt the same as “center”.
Has LL interfered with your job? If so, how so?
by d0nkey on Mar 6, 2012 3:42 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I've had some compile errors for that reason.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
by bluemax on Mar 6, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
This is so many scripts I've written.
And a couple of work emails. Nothing like explaining to your boss that your Z key isn’t stuck, something must have just… fallen on it for a bit at the end of that paragraph.
by Faux on Mar 6, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Not exactly, but related:
I once almost posted a 128,000 record database as a comment.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 6, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions 10 recs
King's Court T-Shirts.
Is there a way to get these outside of buying tickets for the King’s Court on Felix Days?
That just doesn't look like it could be a real thing.
by joof on Mar 7, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Every time I see this, I think it's a really shitty computer animation.
Also, wow those walls are an unfortunate shade of green.
I hope it has all sorts of mechanical problems but can't be dismantled
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
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“One Marlin who isn’t complaining is right-handed reliever Steve Cishek, who not only throws with a near sidearm delivery but also stands on the side of the rubber closest to third base. He said he welcomes any advantage he can get. If his pitches look to left-handed hitters like they’re eggs popping out of one of the pink flamingos painted on the sculpture, he’s not going to protest. "Fine with me,’’ Cishek said, "as long as the catcher can see it."”
by msb on Mar 7, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Wow, talk about showing your stripes
What a sack of shit
Aw, Jamie.
@harding_at_mlb: three grounders to 2B and #Rockies Jamie Moyer is out of his initial inning. Forget the radar gun, huh?
So, contrary to the original mlb.tv schedule (and what Xfinity still lists) the Ms game is not on tonight at 7.
instead it is a everybody-miked-up broadcast of the Dbacks and Indians.
I've been watching this for a while now and it's pretty cool
although I can’t tell whether the all-miked thing is what’s cool or whether it’s the lack of annoying nonstop broadcaster chatter that’s cool.
by pdb on Mar 7, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, I got all excited when I saw the listing and then oh, Diamondbacks...great.
Still, the all audio thing is very soothing and relaxing to watch. I kind of love it.
by sanford_and_son on Mar 8, 2012 8:01 AM PST up reply actions
May I just say that I do enjoy the odd little windows into the world that Twitter can provide?
Seamus Dever: Opened a closet door and a white pilates ball fell out. Made a Prisoner reference all to myself. #ifanerdfallsintheforestdoesitmakeasound?
Wil Wheaton: Was it “Orange Alert”? Or did you press your face into it and scream? Asking for a friend.
Seamus Dever: Simply cried out “I’m not a number, I’m a free man!”. My wife asked if I said something. I said nevermind, went back to cleaning.
Wil Wheaton: My wife doesn’t appreciate any of my Prisoner references, either. I feel your pain, man. Also? YOU ARE NUMBER SIX.
So, has anyone else's Mariners presale email not arrived in their inbox yet?
Because doesn’t it start today at 10am?
"This Thursday at noon, you can purchase Mariners single-game tickets before they go on sale to the general public Saturday at 10 a.m."
by msb on Mar 8, 2012 8:17 AM PST up reply actions
Ah, noon. My bad. I don't get it, I know I signed up for that mailing list last year :(
Lemme guess, the password is Felix_is_sexy.
by sanford_and_son on Mar 8, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions
Oh. Apparently I had to log in and update my email subscriptions.
Hmm.
by sanford_and_son on Mar 8, 2012 8:29 AM PST up reply actions
Thank you MSB!
I still hadn’t gotten my valuable Mariners spam.
by sanford_and_son on Mar 8, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
Goddamit Adam :(
How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?
It might but it wouldn't be my first thought.
Of course I haven’t watched much college basketball this year so I have no idea really.
They are a bubble team with no signature out of conference wins
If Cal wins the tourney there is a decent chance UW gets in, but it will be tough for the PAC to get more than two teams this year
God, understanding seeding/ranking in NCAA sports is like trying to learn another language to me.
Football and basketball anyways.
by sanford_and_son on Mar 8, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions
The only thing you really need understand is, the better the teams a team beats the higher their ranking
and the more likely that team will go to the tournament. Since no one in the Pac12 won against good opponents they don’t get to send many teams to the tournament.
I think UW really needs to step up their preseason schedule . I say a great start would be to bringing back the Gonzaga games.
Would UW swallow their pride and agree to go to Spokane every other year?
If I remember correctly that’s why the series ended.
Yup, UW called for a meeting every year on a neutral court.
Only problem, that court was Key Arena. Not exactly a fair payoff in GU’s eyes. Hell just call it half-way and play in the Sun Dome
Yeah that was a joke.
I’ve been there once. That was enough.
UW also said they wanted more TV time.
I’m not sure if there is a west coast team that gets more ESPN time than GU.
I think the Pac 12 should just give it’s auto bid to the Big East.
I think UW is screwed
someone other than Cal needs to win the tourney or the Pac-12 becomes the first ever high-major one bid league I think
by seattlebruin on Mar 9, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
I'm not sure it's good news for UW.
I think Cal losing yesterday boots both Cal and UW from the tourney.
I was curious if Xavier had played well enough all season to get an at large.
Since they had a similar record to UW. Xavier had wins over Georgia, Vandy, Purdue, Butler, and Cincinnati in 5 consecutive games, so yes they have a better resume than UW and should be in line for an at large over UW.
by Craptastic-J on Mar 11, 2012 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
RPI
Cal was in the 30s, UW was around 69
by Craptastic-J on Mar 11, 2012 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
A garbage something
I don’t even know if it’s a stat.
by Craptastic-J on Mar 12, 2012 5:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Lenovo's got a T420 going for $720 right now.
Use ecoupon code BESTSELLERS
Thanks, but I'm in Australia - they don't have deals running on it right now, I looked.
I was able to pick up a G570 through a reseller for AU$365, that will do for the rest of the year at least.
by Aussie Mariner on Mar 9, 2012 9:56 PM PST up reply actions
So it seems SBNation will be running the ottoneu Pick Six game this year.
That should be fun.
So what's the deal with the power outage?
There’s no big storm or anything. Is it just Seattle Light incompetence?
Problem caused by "a wire tripping a relay at the south substation"
That they restored the whole thing in ~hour is pretty spiffy
This is pretty danged cool
Don’t like certain threads in comment sections of SBNation blogs? Collapse ’em!
I like that one of the additions they'll work on if it's popular enough is a hide signatures function.
I use Stylebot pretty much everywhere (Chrome extension)
I forgot signatures existed. Right click a signature, click hide, done.
by Faux on Mar 10, 2012 8:13 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Ahahahahaha someone on there wants him to make a change that allows you to collapse all comments
That one I don’t understand. Just don’t open the comments.
Random question.
I am curious. What is the background story on how Friday Morning Music Threads become a thing?
(This is my third fourth attempt at phrasing this question so I don’t end up with “Jeff posts them” or something similar.)
I think music was/is a big enough interest to the community in general Jeff decided to start a regular post for it without clogging up the OT's.
I realized after typing that I could have just linked to the maiden voyage post.
Anybody who’s ever read an Off-Topic thread knows that this community likes its music almost as much as it likes its baseball. As such, I’ve decided to try something out: front-paged bi-weekly Friday morning open threads for music discussion. It seems like there’s more than enough interest to make this a worthwhile endeavor, with the side benefit of clearing space in the Off-Topics for new stuff.
I’m not sure exactly how these are going to work. Personally, I barely have anything to add to the discussion. I don’t know that much. But what I do know is that there are a lot of people like me who enjoy finding new music, and there are a lot of people familiar with more unknown artists who enjoy sharing their knowledge. Consider this a thread for that. You may also consider this a thread to talk about shows you’ve been to, or shows you’re going to, or shows you’re putting on, or anything, really. I won’t know how best to structure these until we have one.
So, here’s a song. Off we go.
I’m amazed that was over two years ago. Feels like it just started last year-sheesh.
There are other things.
I’m thinking that if Field Gulls could justify weekly 24 posts, I think that we’ll have good reason to do Breaking Bad posts in the final season.
The 24 posts were deleted right away, so technically there were never any 24 posts at all.
They were really my first connection to quite a few commenters here.
by seattle_since_81 on Mar 10, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions
I thought they were a fixture, but then again I'm almost never on Field Gulls.
We can still succeed where they failed.
by JY on Mar 10, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions
Any one have ESPN insider?
Is it worth the money? I tend to think it doesn’t but 40 dollars a year doesn’t seem that bad
Awesome! It seems like it's been centuries!
Benjamin Franklin’s New Book Released on December 12, 2011
Awe-some.
Craig Calcaterra : God as my witness: Brian Wilson just said to Lincecum and Cain: “so you’d all agree that Superman would beat Batman in a fist fight.”
by msb on Mar 11, 2012 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Further proof Wilson is insane.
Batman losing to Superman. Crazy talk.
How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?
In a fist fight? I can't see Batman winning.
by Patrick Stites on Mar 11, 2012 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Grant Morrison (re-?)popularized the notion that Batman never, ever losses.
Pre-Morrison, Batman amusingly took out a ringless Green Lantern.
by yuniform on Mar 11, 2012 9:37 PM PDT via Android app up reply actions
He won a fist fight over Super Man in Alan Moore's Dark Knight comic
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
He also cheated because he's the God Damned Batman
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Don't you mean Frank Miller? Big difference.
by yuniform on Mar 12, 2012 12:05 PM PDT via Android app up reply actions
I get that Superman is not an interesting character compared to Batman
But y’all are shitting yourselves if you think that Batman can ever beat Superman. This debate has already been settled.
Well, it's hard to argue with that argument. I concede.
How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?
Superman has super speed and super strength.
Batman’s head leaves his torso as soon as the bell is rung.
If you want to post a shell, I can bring a couple of topics to the comments.
But as I’m at work I can’t get to the creation screens.
I should have put one up yesterday.
I found my new favorite sport, international chess boxing. Was also gonna talk about the NCAA tourney. Which I can do this afternoon but I’m leaving to go bid a job.

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