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This is one post. This is several posts. This is both things. Individually, the things included below would probably make for pretty lame posts on their own, so I've decided to put them together so they can make for a pretty lame post as a group. Think of it like a lame family made up of lame parents and lame shitty kids. And you're friends with them for some reason, and it's better just to see them all at once than to see them one by one. What am I even talking about? I should write apology notes to all of my old chemistry professors.

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Today is Ken Cloude's birthday. It's his 37th birthday. Remember Ken Cloude? He debuted at 22. He threw 278.2 Major League innings. He was finished at 24. Ken Cloude's Major League career was over at the age that Edgar Martinez's Major League career began. Injuries dropped the axe on Cloude's career, but even before the injuries, he posted a 72 ERA+, and lefties touched him for nearly a four-figure OPS. Against Cloude, lefties batted .311/.411/.553. Jeff Bagwell batted .297/.408/.540. Against Cloude, lefties were Jeff Bagwell.

Here's an old Baseball Prospectus interview with Cloude, from when he was still pitching. Shout-outs to Greg Wooten and Brian Falkenborg. Falkenborg, incidentally, has been absolutely dominant in Japan.

Cloude reminds me of Ryan Anderson. When Anderson was 20, he struck out 146 batters in 104 triple-A innings, with 55 walks. His performance was comparable to and maybe even better than Felix's. God dammit.

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Carlos Peguero played winter ball in the Dominican. You probably knew that. He led his league in homers, by four. You might have known that. He also led his league in strikeouts, by 15. You probably didn't know that. We never put any stock in winter ball numbers, just like we never put any stock in AFL numbers, because there's too much volatility and uncertainty, but I don't think there's any denying that Carlos Peguero's winter ball numbers were very much Carlos Peguero's winter ball numbers. If he was working on anything besides being the most Carlos Peguero he's ever been, it didn't take.

He did post a .956 OPS against lefties. We have batting splits from the Liga de Beisbol Dominicano.

Luis Rodriguez played winter ball in Venezuela. He batted .302, with 31 walks and 11 strikeouts. A year ago in Venezuela, he had 25 walks and 15 strikeouts. The year before that, 24 and 11. Over the past three years playing winter ball in Venezuela, Luis Rodriguez has walked 80 times, and struck out 37 times. I can't tell if Luis Rodriguez totally gets winter ball, or totally doesn't.

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This is Ichiro and Munenori Kawasaki working out together in Japan.


The pants. Obviously the pants. Also Ichiro smiling.

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Also this.

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The Ichiro home run at 1:06 is the same as the Ichiro home run at 1:09. I don't know why.

Ichiro righty.

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Star-divide

Kawasaki

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I remember Cloude's debut at the Kingdome because I was there.

I was sitting down the RF line. I thought he would have been a decent back-end starter if he ever learned how to throw strikes.

by Jed MC on Jan 9, 2012 12:19 PM PST reply actions  

It's Morse Code

dot dot, dash = IT
Obviously we need to look at the rest to see what message he was sending.

by J0SER on Jan 10, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I guess that was part of the "I WILL DO IT!"

Dude is managing to express his will in one language while simultaneously signalling it with his eyelids in another. Wow.

by J0SER on Jan 10, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

That is exactly what I was hoping

Ichiro give-away shirt day was going to be like. This year there should be spandex that go with the windbreaker.

by goyo70 on Jan 9, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure he's saying "Leprosy."

As in, “I’m going to give the Angels… Leprosy.”

by zeeehjee on Jan 9, 2012 1:41 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

I think he's saying "yarimasu"

Which is approximately Chinese for “Ding-Donger”

by Dewey N on Jan 9, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I get a bunch of Christmas letters from family/friends each year updating me on their lives...

and Jeff, if you wrote a 4 page Christmas letter for the most boring/lame family in the world and only talked about their “lame shitty kids”, I would read it not only once, but probably thrice. You’re a great and funny writer dammit and I love it!

by KoolAidMan1 on Jan 9, 2012 2:54 PM PST reply actions  

Thank you

i was really wanting to know what he said at 1:41. Now i have to figure out how to recreate that in Japanese.

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by jameslcrockett on Jan 9, 2012 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

This is my new motto

“Even the idiots can see his honesty . He is the ultimate weapon.”

Thanks for the translation.

by flightrisk on Jan 9, 2012 3:51 PM PST reply actions  

You welcome. Although because it's a Ichiro interview who really knows what he is saying

I might also be "Even the idiots can see his honesty . IT’S the ultimate weapon.", which might make a difference…or not

by Lazy_Pochtron on Jan 9, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Ken Cloude was dominant in Baseball Mogul '99

You could really build a rotation around him, at the league minimum. Except he was Kon Claude, of course.

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by JamesyRx on Jan 9, 2012 9:43 PM PST reply actions  

I've watched this video about 8 times.

It’s like watching the power rangers but with far more nuanced characterization and dialogue. What is wrong with the rest of baseball that they are not more like !chiro? I also love that you can weaponize honesty to give your sidekick a fighting chance in spring training.

by goyo70 on Jan 10, 2012 6:35 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

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