Breaking Baseball's Species Barrier
This is a thing about baseball's first-ever alien. It has nothing to do with the Mariners but you're going to read it anyway because let's face it, I'm basically in control of you, and besides, aliens! Fuckin aliens, all right!
4 months ago
Jeff Sullivan
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"One was born somewhere called Alamogordo."
“Somewhere” called Alamogordo? That’s only the location of the most legendary landfill in history, at least to nerds.
Yes.
It is also the site of the Trinity nuclear test.
Scruffy
is not going to be too happy about this, he might find out that left-handedness, while unusual, is not original.
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