|Ichiro Suzuki, RF||Maicer Izturis, 3B|
|Brendan Ryan, SS||Peter Bourjos, CF|
|Dustin Ackley, 2B||Howie Kendrick, 2B|
|Mike Carp, LF||Torii Hunter, DH|
|Justin Smoak, 1B||Mark Trumbo, 1B|
|Miguel Olivo, C||Vernon Wells, LF|
|Wily Mo Pena, DH||Mike Trout, RF|
|Trayvon Robinson, CF||Erick Aybar, SS|
|Alex Liddi, 3B||Bobby Wilson, C|
Present Jeff: /travels back in time
March Jeff: What the...
Present Jeff: Hello there! I'm you, from the future!
March Jeff: Wow!
Present Jeff: Look at this batting order and pitching matchup from September 7th!
March Jeff: That's really weird!
Present Jeff: You're, uh
Present Jeff: You're not as amazed as I thought you'd be.
March Jeff: It's just baseball.
Present Jeff: Well
Present Jeff: Well I guess.
March Jeff: Yeah
Present Jeff: Yeah
March Jeff: So I notice I gain weight