Dan Cortes done for year with fractured hand
He sustained the injury Thursday in an off-field incident. I don't want to speculate, but Dan Cortes makes it so tempting to speculate.
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Jeff Sullivan
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Tried to punch a paralyzed guy who was talking shit at a bar in Belltown
Buried his fist in a concrete pillar at a warehouse in SoDo. Whoopsy!
by abender20 on Sep 17, 2011 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for the accuracy dig
But c’mon, they don’t let paralyzed people into Belltown bars. The wheelchairs are against dress code.
Rooting for lovable losers since 1984.
by seattlecougar on Sep 17, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rumor has it that
He fell down the stairs at home while trying to carry his luggage. Or he got drunk and got beat up by Japanese mafia. Depends on who you talk to.
by Z4EC on Sep 17, 2011 5:13 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 2 recs
Maybe that Aztec curse is finally taking hold?
Or perhaps he’s just been taking lessons at the Cecil-Affeldt Bar and Grill.


















