Jack Wilson Given To Braves
In case you hadn't heard, news has come down just in advance of the playoff roster eligibility deadline that the Seattle Mariners have traded Jack Wilson to the Atlanta Braves.
The least interesting angle of this trade is the return. The Mariners will receive a player to be named later - surely of little consequence - and a tiny bit of salary relief. For all intents and purposes, Wilson was handed away like a small gift.
A slightly more interesting angle of this trade is that Wilson was traded while on the disabled list. Players have always been able to get traded while on the disabled list, of course, but at the same time, there's always been that question. People are always unsure. Let this serve as your proof: players can be traded while on the disabled list. It doesn't happen often, but it happens.
And the most interesting angle of this trade is that, thanks to a last-minute maneuver, Jack Wilson might finally make it to the playoffs. Wilson has played 1,313 Major League games in his career without a single playoff appearance, which is the third-highest total among active players. His odds weren't looking good in 2011, either, especially when he landed on the DL a short while ago, but off he goes to Atlanta, as the Braves have been in need of a utility infielder. Their backup shortstop is Julio Lugo, and Julio Lugo is terrible. Jack Wilson isn't a whole lot better than terrible, but he is better, and better is good. Better should get him added to the playoff roster, so long as he's healthy.
And that makes me feel good. It's weird in a way that it does, since Wilson was nothing but a disappointment during his time in Seattle. Jack Wilson, Seattle Mariner, hit .243/.278/.304 with one home run that I can't believe I forgot. He made a lot of money, and he missed a lot of games. But Jack Wilson, from everything I've ever heard, is still a great dude, if a confused and emotional one sometimes, and I like when good things happen for great dudes. I'm happy for Wilson as a person that he'll probably get to play in October, since I imagine that's been a life-long dream.
This is a trade of pretty much zero on-field consequence for the Mariners, but it brightened my day just a little. Maybe it brightened yours. Good for Jack Wilson, and I hope his next several weeks are everything he's ever wanted them to be.
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Good luck, Jack! I don't think you've been anywhere near terrible! You're thoroughly mediocre in my book!
"Perhaps the worst comment I've ever seen on LL." - sanford_and_son.
by Ride the Apocalypse on Aug 31, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Good luck Jack!
I was happy for Mike Sweeney. Now it’s your turn.
by sofa_king on Aug 31, 2011 8:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
We lost one Jack today and re-signed another
I’m glad it wasn’t the other way around
Do you want to hear about my fantasy team?
by Cantu Easley Winn on Aug 31, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
Jack's a great fielder, and his bat wasn't that bad this year just before he got hurt.
He tries hard. So I hope he does well.
ignacio
God speed you ugly bastard. You weren't Yuni Betancourt, and I always liked that about you
:(

How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?
by JAH on Aug 31, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 13 recs
I knew this was coming, and I knew I was going to get a bit emotional when I saw it.
by marc w on Aug 31, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
Dissapointing?
He was a light hitting, shortstop with a great glove, and injury problems with the Pirates and he was pretty much the same(ok a bit worse with the bat) with the Mariners.
Go get 'em Jack!
Maybe you’ll get to play, unlike here, and show off your wizardry on the field.
A Hook reference!
How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?
I'm just gonna say the obvious.
He’ll likely hit .400 in the playoffs and be the NLCS MVP, and then hit .285 and pick up a gold glove next year for the Braves. It’s just something we can expect from Mariners.
Also, are apostrophes important here? I’m cool with the whole “don’t sound like the rest of the internet” rules but apostrophes just feel like something I have to stretch myself for.
by Griffey's Butt on Aug 31, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions
If I didn't know better.
I would guess that one thing that is always on your mind is why do they always get better?
The primary rule for proper posting is “Please capitalize, use comprehensible grammar.” If you do something annoying, someone will let you know. I recommend using apostrophes whenever it is appropriate.
I care less about why they always get better when they leave.
More about why the big name position payers always get worse when they arrive here: Figgins, Beltre, Sexson, Ibanez, Spiezio, Kotchman.
What they do when theyre not around us isnt as significant to me.
by Griffey's Butt on Aug 31, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I know it's probably just bullshit, but it feels real to me, goddammit.
In related news, www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI
(The related news was not that I don’t know how to embed youtube videos.)
by Griffey's Butt on Aug 31, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Your screen name has an apostrophe in it.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
by Terminator X on Aug 31, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a small stretch.
You can practice by sliding your right pinky to the outside and then pulling it back in. Eventually, it won’t fee like a stretch at all.
by Caw of the Seahawk on Sep 1, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The big benefit is ...
… that it opens a roster spot on the 40-man roster. So now the team can add some random additional arm to replace Vasquez in the middle of the third inning for each of his remaining starts.
"Most all good Americans hate the Yankees. It is a value we cherish and pass on to our children like decency and democracy and the importance of a good breakfast." - William B. Mead
Also, while I'm showing my ignorance with links:
What Jack Wilson contributed this year for us:
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=13469237
by Griffey's Butt on Aug 31, 2011 11:27 PM PDT reply actions
Oh my goodness.
I hadn’t seen that play before. That’s pretty fantastically amazing
by Sounders4life on Aug 31, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that the toe tap play?
can’t watch it right now
by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 31, 2011 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. The most amazing thing about that play? That was only his fourth game playing 2B.
Ever. (At least as a professional). And while he may have had an occasional over-the-shoulder catch and throw while running in that direction as a SS, he’d never have done anything quite that intricate and difficult before on that tangent. That was pure improv, pure jazz. His body may break a lot, but it sure functions magnificently when it’s healthy.
by J0SER on Sep 1, 2011 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
As long as I live, this may be the greatest 4-3 double play I see in my lifetime.
So thanks for that, Jack.
by Eyebrows on Sep 1, 2011 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck, this may mean I have to cheer for the Braves in the NL
Or at least watch their games and subject myself to that goddamn asinine tomahawk chop.
Thank god for mute, at least.
Ah screw it. Unless you’re actually in the game, Jack, I’m all about the Pilots Brewers this year.

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