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by Matthew on Aug 28, 2011 5:11 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners Game Recaps

Biggest Contribution: Franklin Gutierrez, +2.3%
Biggest Suckfest: Jason Vargas, -27.7%
Most Important AB: Dustin Ackley strikeout, -3.4%
Most Important Pitch: Dayan Viciedo home run, -29.8%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -28.2%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -21.8%
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Giving up his first career Grand Slam to a player named Flowers has got to be a low point.

by Hopefulmsfan on Aug 28, 2011 5:32 PM PDT reply actions

And what the fuck is a Dayan Viciedo?

I literally had never heard of this guy; moreover, I’ve never heard either of those names used before for anybody, separately or together. It’s like the M’s got beat by an obscure character from a bad fantasy trilogy.

by J0SER on Aug 29, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions

And it made me sing every time he came up to bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuTbB-d12A0

by msb on Aug 29, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions

Dayan Viciedo is one of the highest profile Cuban defectors ever

and one of the White Sox prized prospects

by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

I was wondering this in the game thread.

Dayan Viciedo everybody!

by ThundaPC on Aug 29, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions

Ackley :(

Aaron Curry is the first Seahawk since Walter Jones to have a legitimate shot at Hall of Fame induction - John Morgan

by Fearless Frog on Aug 28, 2011 6:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions

Fuck the White Sox

I greatly desire to see the Mariners sweep them next season.

by Kouvre on Aug 28, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs

Ha-Ha, the Angels lost.

If we sweep them, then that will make the 17 game losing streak worth it.

by Archibald Cunningham on Aug 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions

This was a fun game to go to, but for not for any Mariners related reasons.

by TWownsU on Aug 28, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions

Hey, at least we're not dead last in runs scored

Thank you San Fransisco!

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by cdlewey on Aug 28, 2011 11:19 PM PDT reply actions

SF might make the playoffs.

Pretty sure they’ll be the ones laughing if that happens.

by JLProck on Aug 29, 2011 12:48 AM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions

Fuck the NL West

We need realignment, and we need the M’s to move into the NL West where their yearly beatdown of the Padres can really count for something (it’s not like the M’s have been playing with a DH anyway). The Pirates can move into the sadsack AL Central, where they belong, and the Braves can join the Rays, Jays, and Orioles in the AL East. Boston and the Yankees can form their own AL Moneypants division where they can play one another a hundred times a year like their fans and the networks want. Four divisions in the AL means no wildcard, so only one of those two can be in the postseason every year. Bliss!

by J0SER on Aug 29, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions