Perhaps Bono could perform a benefit concert or some kind.

This is hilarious. Great find.

My personal favorite was all of the headlines that read “panic in the streets!” when I was in the streets and there was absolutely zero panic. But I imagine that this must have been exactly how everyone reacted in their offices. The entirety of New York appeared legitimately confused, like Seattle in a snow storm.

They had the funniest reactions to that… It was almost scripted looking they way they took their time talking, and never really talking over each other. And still looking at the camera.

haha