Miguel Olivo's Perplexing Double Identity
I'm trying this new thing where I work from a coffeeshop sometimes, like everybody else in the northwest. Working from home all the time sounds like the dream, but it really can drive you insane if you're not careful, and I'm not the careful sort (ladies). So I'm trying a change, and the point of this introduction is to say that I'm really easily distracted, and that if you notice that my writing becomes more distracted, it's because I'm around people more now, and people make noise. Who knows what effect this might have? Like that ladies joke. What the hell is that? What am I doing?
Oh and also it's time for my biweekly guest post at the Brock & Salk blog, delayed by a week thanks to Dave's inconsiderate return from leukemia. It's not all about you, Dave. The subject of this post is Miguel Olivo. The first couple paragraphs:
In a baseball world littered with statistical volatility and fluctuation, one of our comforts is that there are numbers that tend to remain more or less where they are. There are the more volatile numbers, like ERA or batting average, and then there are the more stable numbers, like walks and home runs and strikeouts. The relative stability of some of these peripherals reassures us that baseball isn't 100 percent completely random.
Because these numbers tend to be pretty stable, sometimes we can read into changes as reflecting changes in player ability. Let's take some hypothetical hitter. If he suddenly starts drawing more walks, that suggests that he's become more selective. If he suddenly starts hitting more home runs, that suggests that he's improved his swing. If he suddenly starts striking out more often, that suggests that he's become less selective, or his swing has gotten worse.
You can read the rest of the post right here. And you should know that, since I wrote it up, Olivo played in another game, and didn't walk. On May 22nd, in a game against the Royals, Colby Rasmus walked five times. That is four more times than Miguel Olivo has walked since May 31st.
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Good observations.
I really enjoy the comments on the articles that you and Dave put up on the Brock & Salk blog. It really is a wonder that these people feel like they are contributing something.
For some reason I'd like to put a face on that one
Who is this person, what does he do, what does he look like? The image in my head is not very flattering, and likely very far off the mark
The ink one was a good primer
for the 8 year-old calling out the Mariners for having a losing record, and the Dad agreeing and calling out Howard Lincoln. It’s like, he’s grooming his child to comment on random articles on news sites in the near future.
by ddono25 on Aug 11, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I honestly would not care about what 8 year olds think about the Mariners
Mainly because 8 year olds are fucking retarded. At least the kid has an excuse of being young though.
by SuperDopaLiciousFunkStar on Aug 11, 2011 1:51 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
When I was 8 years old it was 1990 and I thought the Mariners were freaking awesome
just supporting the ‘8 year olds are idiots’ theory.
by Snuffleupagus on Aug 11, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I am going to eat so many fucking croissants
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 11, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 11 recs
Dammit, now I want a croissant
Don’t you know how bad they are for you?
by twelveoutof10 on Aug 11, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I know how bad they are for my wallet
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 11, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Stop putting croissants in your wallet!
That’s not where they go!
by Matthew on Aug 11, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Since you are writing in a coffee shop now, do you make sure to stop sometimes and stare pensively?
I think you’re supposed to.
Don't forget the occasional heavy sigh
I can’t wait to read the angsty poetry that comes out of all this!
And dress correctly.
You have to maybe wear a beret, or at least look like you thought about what you were going to wear before you actually left the house.
That's like half of what I do normally
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 11, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And the other half?
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
by Terminator X on Aug 11, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Then who's writing the articles?
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
by Terminator X on Aug 11, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff's got a pretty good gig going.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
by Terminator X on Aug 11, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Remembering to get out a lot when working from home is pretty important
No one ever reminds you to do that, especially the first month of working from home.
Then suddenly you can’t remember the last time you’ve even walked further than the end of your driveway for several days.
Pretty short walk from there, to when the first SOB who makes an “all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy” joke gets stabbed in the ear with a spork.
I think it's a requirement for every article at My Northwest to have a comment whining about Lincoln and Armstong, also for that comment to be typed with caps lock turned on.
I so want to meet the people that think firing them will suddenly make the M’s become the Yankees.
by BaronVonBullshit on Aug 11, 2011 4:47 PM PDT reply actions
Or Chuck and Howard write them.
That way NO ONE WILL EVER FORGOT WHO THEY ARE. Internet comment page immortality. Thats the real re-building plan.
by sea-townie on Aug 11, 2011 6:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I thought adding "ladies" to the end of a comment would make it creepy.
And yet, it didn’t. Maybe baristas can’t be creepy. Possibly because they are so gender neutral.
by Harvey Manfrengenson on Aug 12, 2011 5:44 AM PDT reply actions

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