Mariners Wisely Drop Out Of Race As Rangers, Angels Sprint Under Summer Sun
Why do we race? We race because a race is a competition. Why do we compete? We compete because we want to win. Why do we want to win? Because winning makes us feel good.
That says what needs to be said, I think. We race, we compete because we want to feel good. The Mariners wanted to feel good, so a few months ago, they entered the race. And for a while, they were having fun, and they were doing well. Through a cool, wet spring and the first breaking of the clouds, they were more or less keeping pace with the leaders. But then the sun shined through. The beginning of summer brought familiar summer heat, and the scorching sun beat down on the competitors without cease. All of a sudden, the Mariners had a choice to make: continue, and continue in probable misery, or stop, in more comfortable defeat?
So they stopped. They elected to drop out of the race. They didn't slow, or walk, or give themselves an opportunity to reconsider. They stopped and sat down while the leaders ran ahead. They decided they preferred certain comfort now over blinding agony and a shot at triumphant happiness later on. And viewed in that way, it's hard to blame them. Who cares about the race? The race is pointless, and it's really hot out. It's going to be hot the rest of the summer. Forget the race, it's better to read in the shade and sit by the pool.
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Earlier in the year, I remember having faith. I remember believing in the hitters. I believed in the good hitters, like Ichiro and Justin Smoak. I believed in the worse hitters, like Miguel Olivo and Chone Figgins. I believed in the bad but visually acceptable hitters like Brendan Ryan and Jack Wilson. When the Mariners happened upon a run-scoring situation, I remember having some degree of confidence that the next batter would drive someone home. I'm not sure why this was, but it was true, and I think it was kind of part of the whole battlin' Mariners theme we had going on in April. I was feeling positive in a new season, and the bats looked okay, and I believed in them.
I don't know when that faith crossed the x axis. I know that it did. It must have, at some point. Because now I'm all the way down here, on the opposite side. I don't have any faith in anybody. Well that's not quite true - I do have faith in Dustin Ackley. Of course I have faith in Dustin Ackley. But I don't believe in anyone else. I don't believe in Ichiro or Justin Smoak. I don't believe in Miguel Olivo or Chone Figgins. I don't believe in Brendan Ryan or Jack Wilson (ed note: I also literally don't believe in Jack Wilson, in that I don't think he exists anymore). I know that the hitters on this team will get hits, and I know that the hitters on this team will produce runs, but I never expect them to. I never expect them to do anything anymore.
Against Derek Holland last night, a big part of me was certain the M's would get no-hit. Against Colby Lewis today, the no-hitter was broken up early, but I was pretty certain the M's wouldn't score. How would they score? A home run? A sequence of hits in a row? Say those things out loud. Can you hear yourself? They're absurd! The only way the Mariners would be able to score is if their hits counted as runs, and even if their hits did count as runs, the last two games still would've been tied, and I would've bet on the Rangers in extras.
My feelings aren't unique or unusual. I imagine all of us who're still paying attention feel about the same way these days. We've all grown accustomed to the worst offense we've seen since last year's offense, to which we also grew accustomed. And I think it's amazing that we can grow accustomed to this. The human brain has a remarkable ability to adapt to even the most extreme of circumstances. Which is good for us, because otherwise we'd wake up screaming every day. The hitters! They are so bad!
The consolation, I suppose, is that it no longer matters. It no longer matters precisely because the offense was terrible when it did matter, but now that's not an issue anymore. Now the offense is just a reason why the baseball games we watch take less time than the baseball games other people watch.
But, there'll be life at some point, right? Some glimmer? Maybe some fruits from all the trial-by-fire development time this team is giving young players? Because even if it doesn't matter anymore, a few more months of this is going to make me crazy and irrational, and if I get crazy and irrational, I'm going to start saying things I haven't thought through, like "the Mariners should give Prince Fielder eight years!" I can't have those things linked with my name. A reputation on the internet is an impossible thing to change.
69 more games. Please, Mariners, don't make me dread them.
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The photo + caption is the perfect balance of funny and sad.
by SethGrandpa on Jul 16, 2011 12:15 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I've come to realize that I just like watching baseball.
It doesn’t matter how terrible that baseball is. Sure, good baseball would be better than bad baseball, but it’s not a requirement. I’m fixated on every single Mariners game and I don’t even know why. I don’t really emote one way or another anymore. I just watch.
by SeattleJunkieQueen on Jul 16, 2011 12:26 AM PDT reply actions
You're missing either a V or an N
You pick
by twelveoutof10 on Jul 16, 2011 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Last year
The Phillies had a stretch where they failed to score for 30 straight innings and were blanked 49 of 50 innings.
Of course they ended up scoring 772 runs for the season and……..okay, I’m not sure where else to go with this.
The M's had a stretch where they scored a ton of runs
Which is the equivalent of the Phillies short-term drought. You revert to kind. Our kind, though, is not as good as their kind.
I had a stretch where I banged hot chicks and I thought I was hot, smart, sexy and suave.
But then I realized two of them were bipolar and the other one was a whore. Moral of the story? Phil Coke is like a crazy whore.
by Matsui on Jul 16, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Hey, they've played .500 since the 4-11 start! And only 2 under since 2-7.
That’s something, at least. The second half is starting much like the first half (well, not exactly, since the first half started 2-0, but…) So, who’s to say the second half can’t have some of the more positive moments of the first half as well?
Then again, part of me wouldn’t mind a complete failure of a second half, an offense that ends the year worse than last year’s, and a top 5 draft pick. Either way, mehh.
It's gonna be funny when next year the offense somehow manages to be even worse.
Even after everybody says that offense can’t possibly be any worse and that it will bounce back because it’s unrealistic to expect it to not bounce back.
Kinda like this year.
RIP Dave Niehaus.
Regression da Mean!!!
He’s the international player we sign that just never shows up. I’d like to see this Regression guy hit just once, I’m sure he’s great.
by Dave Paisley on Jul 16, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
If a Jack Wilson falls in the forest
and there isn’t anybody there to hear it, did it even really happen?
by Harvey Manfrengenson on Jul 16, 2011 3:03 AM PDT reply actions
Right On, SeattleJunkieQueen
Baseball is like ice cream, when it’s bad, it’s good. When it’s good, it’s great. (that’s the PG-13 version) Enjoy the game and let winning take care of itself. Enjoy the game within the game, the highlight plays, enjoy just being at a ball park. If your existence is so tied up in the need to win, then baseball is probably not a good game for you to grow attached to and you better not be a coffee drinker. There are way too many peaks and valleys. Just chill and enjoy. I’ve lived through the mid-fifties to mid-sixties Kansas City A’s and the ‘77 to ’87 Mariners. I’ve made it through wondering why in the heck the Mariners’ brass was keeping an above average third baseman who had hit over .340 two years in a row at the AAA level just because an average third baseman who struck out a lot had hit 27 home runs playing half of his games in the Kingdome, for Pete’s sake. I made it through all of that and I’m sure I’ll make it through whatever it is we’re going through right now, including continuing to run Carlos Peguero out there so often. I go to several games a year and watch nearly all the others on TV. Shoot, watching Brendan Ryan play shortstop, Guti play centerfield, Dustin Ackley acclimate to the big leagues and wondering if Greg Halman’s baseball skills will eventually match his athletic ability is enough to keep me coming back. I’m not a big fan of pitchers but watching this Mariners staff is pure joy. The angst is wondering if they’ll surrender to despair because of something they can’t control, the offense. So far they’ve held up amazingly well. Few if any are mailing it in. It’s summer (sort of). It’s baseball (sort of). Enjoy.. life’s too short.
"The race is pointless, and it's really hot out. It's going to be hot the rest of the summer."
At least part of this sentence is patently untrue.
"Attractive Mariners Ackley and Gutierrez in experiment to prove chicks don't care about longball."
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jul 16, 2011 8:48 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
If
these guys can’t do it, how are Ackley and Guti going to?
"Satisfaction is the enemy of success." SanFranPreps Twitter: @d_quazzo
by perfectstrat on Jul 16, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I think the expected limit of rational analysis is roughly 1.5 baseball seasons of record-setting offensive incompetence.
Even the most extreme stathead fans have to be irrationally hoping for “a big bat” at this point. The game just isn’t very watchable this way.
We are so fucked.
Trade everybody.
by Robert Praetor on Jul 16, 2011 2:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

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