31-30, Mood

Listen, I know you’re going through some tough shit right now, and it’s hard. Believe me I know. But you gotta stop pining after .580. Yeah gotta let it go man. I mean, how many years has it been now? 8? Time to move on dude.

If you want my advice, I really think you should give .500 another try. I know I know dude, she’s not near as hot as .580 is and she doesn’t have that whole “DAMN!” factor that .580 does when she’s on your arm, but so what? So fucking what.

Seriously man, .500 is a really awesome girl. She really is. And yeah know what she does that .580 never did? She loves you for who you are. Not because of your job, or because of your house, or your money, or whatever. She loves you man.

Dude, I remember when you first met .500. You were so happy. I have never seen you that happy before. Especially after spending so many years with that awful .400 girl. God that chick was a wreck, in every sense of the word. But when you met .500, you found stability and somebody who is just a good, even keeled person. She has always been there for you dude and I really think you should stick with her.

Yeah .580 was alot of fun, and someday you may be able to handle going with a girl like that again. But for now man, you just need some happiness, and .500 can give that to you. And who knows, with a little work and a little time, she just might turn into a .580, and then you’ll have the best of both worlds.