OT-- forward-looking Star-Spangled ed. -- June 29
So, what are the plans for the upcoming weekend?
How many are planning to take Friday off, and make it a four day weekend!?! [hand waving over here]
How many are going to at least one baseball game this weekend!?! [hand waving over here]
How many are taking the cover off the grill!?! [possible hand waving over here]
How many are going to watch 1776 again!?! [humming some of the songs over here]
How many are going to sit in the sun with a beer and read patriotic comic books!?! [well, the sun, maybe. and a beer.]
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I actually took Tuesday off to make it a 4-day weekend.
I’m not grilling but I was recently talking with my roommate about acquiring a grill.
We live in an apartment with a small deck/patio/whatever thats about 8′ × 3′ (give or take a foot) It’s not a lot of space but the people next to use have a good, sizeable gas grill.
Any recommendations on what to do with a budget of $100 or less?
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Taking Tuesday off sounds like the best idea. July 5th is the start of summer, as they say around here.
The weather forecasts for about 10 days had indicated a dry and upper 70’s-80 degree weekend. The entire weekend was looking amazing. Then, of course, today’s forecast puts more clouds, cooler temperatures, and even ran in for Sunday.
This spring and start to summer have sucked titty-balls.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Well, feh.
“Turns out, it was too good to be true. Long-range forecast models had been calling for a completely dry holiday weekend for the past nine days. But now that we’re closer to the actual event (and our anticipation has been building at a feverish pace), some details of the forecast have changed. Most — but not all — of the upcoming holiday weekend will be dry.”
Seriously. You should have seen the forecast on Komo a couple days ago. They were almost guaranteeing their forecast of 75-80 and dry all weekend.
The thing that bugs me about our region is if the forecasters say it’ll rain, it’s going to rain. Keep the umbrella in the car.
If it’s forecasted to be sunny, STILL keep the umbrella in the car.
The lame part about Sunday being the potential rainy day is that was the bbq/lake day for my friends and family. Looks like we may be indoors!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Between Cliff Mass and Sistek, I have gotten through a number of winter trips over the pass.
Or not over the pass, as the case may be.
Am I alone in my dislike of using an umbrella?
I cannot remember the last time I used an umbrella to keep myself dry.
by tootthekazoo on Jun 29, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
You are not alone
when I moved to Southern California, I absolutely refused to even own one, and do so to this day
by seattlebruin on Jun 29, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
Because he still complains about when it rains
by tootthekazoo on Jun 29, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate it when it rains here because Southern California rain and Seattle mist rain are completely different animals
when it rains here, it pours, plus the roads and drivers aren’t used to it, so there’s zero visibility on lane lines and potholes just spring out of nowhere because it’s all asphalt
by seattlebruin on Jun 29, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
And the drainage everywhere is absolutely shit
It takes about a half hour of rain for my street to be flooded.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
In NYC, I remember people springing umbrellas at the slightest mist.
But the rain there is gross.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
I didn't think so.
If it broke the humidity for a while, it was fine. If it was immediately going to get sunny again after downpour, probably not so good.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Jun 29, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
It's less about this in New York, and more about the rain containing a substantial amount of the city.
New York is the only place I’ve been where I felt like I was breathing people. There’s a certain organic quality to the air that gets condensed in the droplets when it rains.
Very few things are fashionable there and they cost too much to be worth thinking about.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Jun 29, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't even own an umbrella that I'm aware of.
Unless you count the umbrella on my deck table.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
I only have one for the occasional dumping we get. This, along with having to wait for buses sometimes, means I need one.
If it’s that light typical Seattle rain, I won’t use it.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 29, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate everything about umbrellas.
1. I hate carrying them everywhere when you rarely need them.
2. I don’t like holding it up when I walk.
3. Even the slightest bit of wind renders them nearly unusable.
4. They seem to break really, really easily.
5. You get much better protection and much greater convenience by having a good raincoat with an adjustable hood.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 29, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You need a quality umbrella.
Or rather, if you’re in a place where the need arises, buy a quality umbrella. I can’t tell you how many times I saw ditched umbrellas, splayed beyond use (or saw people cruising for unattended umbrellas). I bought one a drug store once and it lasted me about three days. Never again. Buy Brookstone umbrellas. They don’t break, ever.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Jun 29, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
This is probably true, but I'm stuck in the Catch 22 now.
I hate umbrellas because I’ve only owned crap, but I’m unlikely to spend much money on an umbrella because I hate them. A high-quality stylish umbrella sounds good, though, it could go with the cane and pocketwatch. Now all I need is a top hat and monocle.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 29, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Instead of having a sword tucked in your cane, you can have an umbrella in there!
by tootthekazoo on Jun 29, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
That space is already taken up by an utterly useless flask.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 29, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
How can a flask be useless?
That is unless you don’t drink.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
It's a tiny little beaker with a totally inadequate cork stopper that keeps falling out.
If I actually used it, I’d have alcohol flooding and leaking out of my cane, which seems like a bad idea.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 29, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
The solution to this would be to drink it before it leaks.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
Its a NW thing.
If you use and umbrella – You will get made fun of.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 29, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to use umbrellas a lot, but right around high school I just stopped caring and I sometimes like walking in the rain.
by Patrick Stites on Jun 29, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just happy I work the graveyard shift and therefore have no reason to leave my house during the day
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The only time I use an umbrella is when I'm wearing a suit.
Other than that a raincoat and hat’ll do just fine.
I had the Weber Q 220 suggested to me
but it is in the $150-200 range. I have a cheap $20.00 model, myself.
keep it on the non-wall side of the deck!
I see the complex across the street, which is a duplicate of our apartment building, and sometimes these guys have their grill just engulfing the stucco (or whatever it is) in flames and I'm like "Wow"
But it doesn’t seem to burn it down or leave marks. I won’t be trying that out though.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 29, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Craigslist!
You’ll get some heavily rusted POSs listed for 95 bucks, but then you’ll get the ones that just need a good cleaning for 45.
It’s how I sold my old one, and I’m sure that the person that bought it was perfectly happy cleaning off a couple rust spots and taking a foil ball to the grill surface on a 300$ grill to get it for 80$.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Good call, I always forget to check Craigslist first.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 29, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Check out the propane tank though
They mandated a new valve, last I checked ( two years ago) a new tank was roughly $80. After the changeover they no longer fill tanks with the old valve and the used grill market was flooded with the old type
I don't understand the hatefulness of this
Sporcle quiz. If you have 20 minutes to kill, try naming every Mariner to play in a game from 2000 to 2009 (I think). Hail Charlton Jimerson!
Got a wedding this weekend along with two cookouts Sunday
Anybody else againt holiday weekend weddings? I understand the rationale behind them – easier to accomodate travel time, thins the prospective guest list – but I find them to be rather presumptuous and a waste of a perfectly good long weekend.
I had a Canadian friend (who moved to the states) who got married on the 4th. It seemed kinda unpatriotic to me.
I guess it was Canada Day Weekend.
I saw that on Baseball Tonight yesterday.
It was funny that John Kruk spent the next 5 minutes mumbling stuff along the lines of “that’s like that show I saw once.” “The kid threw in the game from the stands and became the closer or something.” “Little Big League I think was the name of that show.” “I’ll have to download that one tonight.” This literally kept going on throughout the highlights.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 29, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
It's been brought up before, but
Little Big League was awesome.
Rookie of the Year was terrible.
I really liked 'The Rookie' though.
Maybe I was just a kid, but it was a very well-done movie.
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by perfectstrat on Jun 29, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
The Rookie is a great film.
Rookie of the Year does not make sense. Adding an ace pitcher to a very bad team will NOT propel the team to winning the World Series. Even as a kid this troubled me.
He inspires them all to play better!
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
The Mariners were good in one of them!
Though the whole “I’d pinch hit for Paul O’Neil” strategy bit at the beginning reeks of Tony LaRussa. Also, who’d ever cast Timothy Busfield as a good baseball player? Well, probably the people who’d do the same with Gary Busey.
Griffey robbing Lou of a home run was awesome.
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by perfectstrat on Jun 29, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
In "Rookie of the Year"s defense
funky butt-lovin’
by Kyle Rancourt on Jun 30, 2011 3:36 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
"it's for the fans blah blah blah"
How about we just come up with some system that doesn’t allow player having bad seasons to be starting the All-Star game? There’s at least 1 name that we know does not belong.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 29, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
We'll probably have Felix, and Liddi in the Futures Game, and that will be it.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
Yep, forgot Paxton.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
Damn, end of an era.
An arbitrary one, but still, I’m kinda bummed out by this.
by sanford_and_son on Jun 29, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I agree.
Too bad there won’t be any cursing in the clubhouse. Though, Ichiro may have retired from speechifying after last year’s loss. From that article, this lovely quote on speech instigator David Ortiz:
In a way, I kind of wish he won’t be on the team. At the same time, he’s a good friend. But having him on the team kind of keeps me depressed.
I have literally never known Russell Martin's name until now.
But I follow the Yankees, so duh.
Is he really that good or is just like a “DUURRR IMA VOTE FOR ALL DA YANKKEEEES” kind of thing?
by sanford_and_son on Jun 29, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
He is good but I would imagine his name being so high is a combination of stupid Yankees bandwagoners and smart fans.
He's having a pretty good year.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
How do you not know who Russell Martin is?
He was one of the best catchers in the game, playing for the Dodgers just like two or three years ago.
by Eyebrows on Jun 29, 2011 10:20 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
It's embarrssing how little I follow the National League.
I’m a bit of a homer.
A friend of mine who is a huge Cardinals fan gives me shit about it all the time. He’ll name some good NL player and I’ll just stare blankly at him.
by sanford_and_son on Jun 29, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
So when we play these interleague games, you're mostly lost on who the players on the other team are?
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 29, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
A little bit. Interleague play is usally a very educational time for me. But I do know our HATED RIVALS the Padres like the back of my hand.
And for some reason I kinda follow the Brewers. I went to 2 of the M’s vs Brewers games in Milwaukee last year and developed a bit of a crush on the team and their stadium.
But you’re into fantasy baseball, right? So you have to pay attention to all players.
by sanford_and_son on Jun 29, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
He was really solid for the Dodgers for a couple of years. He only just joined the Yankees this year.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 29, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm still stunned he's good again
he looked toast for like 2 straight seasons with the Dodgers.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Didn't he play every game for about four straight years before that?
Sobriety ain't too bad...
Sure seemed that way
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Yeah they used to try and get him off days
by playing him at third but that never really worked.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Since I can't look at MLB.com at work, does anyone know of another place I can see the current results?
So I can join in everyone’s Yankees/Red Sox hatred?
Hmmmm
CATCHER
Russell Martin, Yankees: 2,779,592
Alex Avila, Tigers: 2,345,065
Joe Mauer, Twins: 1,699,604
Jarrod Saltalamacchia, Red Sox: 1,505,143
Yorvit Torrealba, Rangers: 1,309,802
FIRST BASE
Adrian Gonzalez, Red Sox: 4,014,722
Mark Teixeira, Yankees: 3,077,242
Miguel Cabrera, Tigers: 2,184,480
Mitch Moreland, Rangers: 1,209,258
Paul Konerko, White Sox: 932,422
SECOND BASE
Robinson Cano, Yankees: 4,724,816
Dustin Pedroia, Red Sox: 2,979,181
Ian Kinsler, Rangers: 1,896,259
Orlando Cabrera, Indians: 1,127,840
Ben Zobrist, Rays: 963,481
THIRD BASE
Alex Rodriguez, Yankees: 3,735,406
Adrian Beltre, Rangers: 2,935,373
Kevin Youkilis, Red Sox: 2,724,286
Evan Longoria, Rays: 2,000,379
Brandon Inge, Tigers: 633,519
SHORTSTOP
Derek Jeter, Yankees: 3,392,128
Asdrubal Cabrera, Indians: 2,885,778
Elvis Andrus, Rangers: 1,971,514
Jhonny Peralta, Tigers: 1,178,114
Marco Scutaro, Red Sox: 1,099,744
DESIGNATED HITTER
David Ortiz, Red Sox: 4,237,014
Michael Young, Rangers: 2,235,504
Jorge Posada, Yankees: 1,453,385
Victor Martinez, Tigers: 1,234,879
Johnny Damon, Rays: 1,028,366
OUTFIELD
Jose Bautista, Blue Jays: 5,263,840
Curtis Granderson, Yankees: 4,582,419
Josh Hamilton, Rangers: 3,173,000
Jacoby Ellsbury, Red Sox: 3,051,675
Carl Crawford, Red Sox: 2,294,337
Nelson Cruz, Rangers: 1,912,783
Ichiro Suzuki, Mariners: 1,912,062
Nick Swisher, Yankees: 1,648,599
Brett Gardner, Yankees: 1,499,367
J.D. Drew, Red Sox: 1,428,367
Matt Joyce, Rays: 1,226,439
Jeff Francoeur, Royals: 1,061,445
David Murphy, Rangers: 1,057,887
Grady Sizemore, Indians: 1,033,014
Shin-Soo Choo, Indians: 924,326
by Coach Owens on Jun 30, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks!
Ugh, seriously only 2 non-Yankees/Red Sox on the field? One of the 2 is also in the AL East, leaving 1 non AL East member. Every Yank/Sox infielder is in the top 5, and 6 of the top 9 outfielders are all Yanks/Sox.
This is hilariously awful.
I have a feeling Ichiro gets in as an alternate.
There always seems to be a few drop outs, so who knows.
by Patrick Stites on Jun 29, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
And at the same time, so classy.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
He's also been worth negative value according to B-R.
And according to FanGraphs, he’s over 500,000 votes in the lead in front of a player who’s been worth 6 times what he has! Fan voting is so perfect!
by Coach Owens on Jun 30, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
So Ortiz is going to just hound Ichiro to do the derby for him right?
After reading that article about how he gets Ichiro to talk smack about the NL team I sure hope he makes him to the HR derby. I think a LOT of people would love to see that happen
Weekend plans:
Watch the fireworks off the back deck of my house. I can see from Monroe to Marysville. Gotta bust out the BBQ, although it’s still all wrapped up from winter. And no beer, but if it’s sunny you can bet I’ll have some ice cold sodas with me. No four day weekend (beginning of the month and I do accounting), but I do have Monday off. Other than that, probably some yardwork.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
Did anyone else pick up the Evo 3D?
I did and it’s an awesome phone. The new Sense skin is pretty fun, I love being able to launch directly in to an app without rooting and flashing a rom. The dual core processor makes the phone about 2 times as responsive as my last phone (Samsung Epic) which has a 1GHz processor already. The 3D camera is cool but sometimes disappointing, you need a ton of reference points to notice depth and moving video is tough because it constantly has to refocus. The 3D screen is pretty cool too even though it is a bit gimicky. I’m excited to see what they can do with the 3D apps because that will hopefully make me like the 3D aspect quite a bit more. I have never used a phone with a more gorgeous screen, either. I would recommend this thing to everyone in the market for a smart phone within the next few months, for sure.
I'm going to kiss rich people's asses and drive drunk ones in a van from a fireworks viewing site back to a hotel
Hopefully I can make enough money to take another massive roadtrip
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One man's Independence day holiday is another man's celebration of terrorism.
by Eyeball Kid on Jun 29, 2011 10:19 AM PDT reply actions 13 recs
Bard up, Chris to the DL for the oblique.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
But apparently Bard is still nursing a sore toe.
He fouled a ball off of it about ten days ago?
Sobriety ain't too bad...
Have fun on Wednesday!
Sobriety ain't too bad...
Seeing as how I will be sober all day on Tuesday, I suspect Wednesday will be lots of fun
by seattlebruin on Jun 29, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
So you're taking Friday off, not Tuesday.
I see. Enjoy Tuesday then.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
I am not pleased about the company holiday being Friday instead of Tuesday
because it makes wayyyyy more sense to not have to work the day after the fourth
by seattlebruin on Jun 29, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
At least you get an extra, extra day.
I just get the 4th off.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
Hiking Baker Lake's East Trail on Saturday/Sunday
Lake Whatcom on the 4th = BBQ, Fireworks, Boat Parade and Drinking.
Try to recover before the 5th because I have a ton of shit to do next week.
What's the east trail like?
Sobriety ain't too bad...
Its real easy.
Flat and short. This is a pretty good Review – http://bigrockexcursions.blogspot.com/2011/05/baker-lakes-maple-grove-05-14-11.html
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 29, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm disappointed this isn't on timbr
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Duh, could be the point of going.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
They've been adding hikes almost everyday
But there is a lot of trails to cover.
Maybe I should just film me on this one and upload it….
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 29, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for the link!
Still trying to line up some hiking this summer.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
This weekend, I'm mostly going to be moving. =/
However, I am going to the Saturday game against our hated rivals!
I'm tempted to go watch the Galaxy beat the Sounders on Monday
but I haven’t decided.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Yes have fun with you reserve team backup goalkeeper
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 29, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh right, I forgot about that
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Well they didn't beat them
but the reserve team, back up goal keeper held his own pretty well!
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Hey, once a run is unearned by a pitcher doesn't it become earned by someone else?
by Captain Peppernuts on Jun 29, 2011 11:53 AM PDT reply actions
I'd say no, but if you could offer more specifics on a game situation, that might be more helpful.
Errors cause run(ner)s to become unearned and they can’t be re-earned. Of course, errors are determined by official scorers and can be applied with fickleness, so focusing on earned runs and ERA can be a wasted effort.
Well if the error relieves the pitcher of the earned run, doesn't it then give it to the fielder if we're using the rules of earned runs?
And yeah it wasn’t my intention to use it in any meaningful way. I just think it’d be interesting to see, I dunno, Chone Figgins’ ERA.
by Captain Peppernuts on Jun 29, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Fielders don't have ERA's.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
fERA, c'mon man, it's the newest thing!
by wyte_lightning on Jun 29, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
This is almost as good as pitching independent pitching.
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by perfectstrat on Jun 29, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
This is (sorta) what advanced defensive stats like UZR or +/- attempt to do.
They don’t tie plays directly to runs, but you can assign run values to them. Though there’s been a lot of hate to such stats recently around here.
Can someone briefly explain what's not to like about +/- as a reactive stat?
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by thehemogoblin on Jun 30, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuckity fuck fuck
Sprained left knee
by wyte_lightning on Jun 29, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame Jack Wilson
Probably hit him with a soccer ball.
by wyte_lightning on Jun 29, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Sneaky way to limit his innings since he's coming off surgery?
He’d miss one or two starts because of the ASB.
I guess, the timing is kinda suspicious
at least we get to see Luke French (!) now
Also, Jeff’s season prediction was so spot on
by seattlebruin on Jun 29, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Do we see him or Beavan?
Sobriety ain't too bad...
Neither?
It sounds like both Bard and Yepez are in Seattle now.
Maybe they slide Laffey into the rotation for a start.
Depends what grade the sprain is
With his left leg being his push-off leg, it could be an issue.
by wyte_lightning on Jun 29, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, Stone is saying that he'll just miss one start.
Strange.
by wyte_lightning on Jun 29, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
What does that have to do with Bedard?
Sobriety ain't too bad...
They could put him on the DL
without having to put Olivo on it too? If his knee is sore, it’s better to put him on the DL since he’ll only miss one or two starts while Olivo would miss ten or so.
Shit.
That was unexpected.
Erik Bedard placed on DL retro to June 28 with sprained left knee
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by perfectstrat on Jun 29, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
In any case
the good news is that it’s not his throwing arm or shoulder.
Chaz Roe now DFA'd to make room for Yepez.
Looks like the trade with Colorado ends in a draw.
I'm going up to the mountains to celebrate my birthday and Independence day with my family.
And then the Mariners are in town! Hopefully I’ll make it out to the Wednesday matinee against the A’s. Any LLers going to be there?
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Two random things
1) airlines are weird. It’s more expensive to fly to Seattle the weekend prior to Labor Day than over Labor Day weekend.
2) the 2011 Kia Optima is kinda sick, and KBB gave me a nice early birthday present by telling me that my car was worth ~double what I was assuming
Airline fares are usually highest when you book 6 - 8 weeks in advance
Which explains some of the Labor Day weirdness, since Labor Day weekend itself is closer to 10 weeks out or something. Still very weird, but airlines basically use magic to determine how to squeeze the most money out of our sorry asses.
When are the cheapest times to book flights?
I might have to buy a ticket from LAX to SEA, flying back to SEA at the end of August.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 29, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
6-8 weeks in advance, generally Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday are the cheapest days to fly.
Check airline websites as well as ones like Expedia, Orbitz, Priceline. Southwest in particular doesn’t always have their best fares on those sites. American Airlines doesn’t list anything at all on those sites anymore.
Sorry, not cheapest days to fly--cheapest days to buy tickets.
Though if you have flexible dates, midweek will be way cheaper than weekends.
Get the Optima
Probably the best deal going right now
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 29, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
That's the current plan.
I’m planning to wait for the 2012 ones though and try and scoop up a 2011 because I want to get the turbo version and spend ~22k.
I basically figured that my trade credit will be much higher by then because my car shouldn’t depreciate significantly over the next six months and I’ll pay off ~40% of what I still owe on it, plus I expect the new car to be cheaper too
by seattlebruin on Jun 29, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Hyundai/Kia represents the best combination of price and quality on the market today.
Plus that warranty is just amazing.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 29, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I bought a new Kia in 2008
The thing I don’t like about the warranty is they rope you into paying an arm and a leg for routine service.
The dealership charges insane prices and recommends all kinds of (mostly) useless but “necessary” fixes long before it’s really due. You’re allowed to get maintenance done elsewhere but it’s much harder to document.
I looooooooove my Kia Spectra but when I took it in for the 30,000 mile maintenance last year (which was like $350 on its own for shit like replacing an air filter) they recommended $1,200 in other “repairs” and said if I didn’t get them done I would have trouble with my warranty later.
At that point I said fuck the warranty. I’ll put $1000 a year into my savings account to cover any repairs later. Of course I didn’t put $1000 in my savings, but… I should have because it’s cheaper than trying to maintain the warranty.
That sounds more like a dealership problem.
Car manufacturers and dealerships have no legal right to dictate where you take your car for service. If you document your repairs at an independent repair shop, you should be fine.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 29, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I've never bought a new car,
but I wonder why you can’t pay up front (or build it into your monthly payment) for all the things you need to do to keep the warranty valid. It’s probably so they don’t have to fix your car under the warranty and claim you didn’t perform duty 9201 in size 0.8 font on the 75th paragraph of the 140th page of the contract.
Do that many people get their warranties invalidated?
I can imagine a dealership service department threatening it in a very sleazy way, but I can’t imagine the manufacturer invalidating the warranty if you’re not horribly neglecting or modifying your car. If you keep up with your service, regardless of where you’re doing it, you should be just fine – and if not, I’d say raising a huge stink with the manufacturer’s regional office would be in order.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 29, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea and haven't ever been close to getting first hand knowledge.
Maybe HititHere had an unusual situation or just a sleazy service department experience.
The manufacturer's warranty is completely different, unfortunately.
The 100,000 mile 10 year warranty Kia advertises (as well as any other “extra” warranty that’s offered, like a “Powertrain Warranty”) have much more strict rules and regulations.
The manufacturer warranty covers some only basic stuff and is much harder to invalidate.
I still think this is a dealer issue.
I bought our Veracruz at Everett Hyundai, and although we take it to them for service (they’re great, and the prices are reasonable), even they have told us that we can take it to any repair shop we like, as long as they’re ASA certified or something like that.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
As long as you complete the specified maintenance and can prove that it was done and by a legitimate shop, your warranty will be fine
In nearly 4 years of working at dealerships as well as having friends and relatives hold jobs as service advisors, I struggle to think of an instance where somebody’s warranty claim was denied for the wrong reasons
by tootthekazoo on Jun 29, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting.
I still think your dealer is screwing with you. Any warranty offered by the manufacturer (bumper-to-bumper, powertrain, etc.) should play by the same rules. It is actually against the law for dealers to invalidate your warranty if you don’t do your service through them.
Now an extended warranty that you purchase through an outside provider (normally an insurance provider, often actually through the dealership but not provided through the vehicle manufacturer), that’s a different kettle of fish. Many of them are very restrictive in what they cover and some of the shadier ones look for excuses to deny coverage, but I’d be surprised to see that behavior from an official manufacturer warranty.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 29, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, sounds like he's getting the "typical" dealership treatment
Not all are like that, but some try and strong-arm people into services by using scare-tactics like that. The extended warranties are usually much more restrictive, even dictating which shops you can service at. But the basic manufacturer warranty is generally really easy to work with
by tootthekazoo on Jun 29, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. That's probably it. For the manufacturer warranty itself (I think it's something like 5 or 7 years, 60,000 miles) you can be serviced anywhere
But for many of the restrictive ones, including the 10 year 100,000 mile one, I know several people who were told the maintenance/repairs had to be done at a licensed Kia dealership.
I dunno. The whole mess of warranties is so fishy that, in itself, makes me not care about the warranty much.
I'd definitely switch dealers
We had an issue several years ago when my family’s fleet of Jeeps were much newer and under warranty. We were taking them to the Jeep dealer in Boise where we had bought the car. We had an issue with one of the Libertys that was denied coverage under the warranty because we had allegedly done something wrong, asking us to pay a ton of money to fix the problem and then the warranty would be good again.
So we took it to the little hokey dealer in Cascade, Idaho and they took care of the problem as a warranty claim, no questions asked.
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
and that dealer in Cascade made a good decision
my immediate and extended family is incredibly loyal to them and takes all 9 of the Jeeps my family in the western United States owns there for service whenever possible. Even I do, and I live in Arizona
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This is what I don't understand.
If dealerships were just honest and loyal people would stay with them forever. Seriously I’m at the point where I would just pay someone to buy a car for me because I don’t want to goto a car dealership.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 30, 2011 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I've helped several people buy cars in the last few years for this exact reason - nobody wants to go into a car dealership.
Car shopping should be the most entertaining thing in the world, but people are so petrified of the dealerships that it becomes an activity they dread rather than anticipate.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 30, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I think half of it is, it's one of the few brand new things you can buy that doesn't have a set price.
I mean, sticker should be sticker, and you shouldn’t have to worry about getting the same car for thousands more than someone else paid.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
I can certainly understand the dread,
But most of the brands that cater to younger people these days (think Mazda, VW, Kia, etc.) don’t sell cars with the same pressure tactics that used to be the norm at all places. You have to cater your sales style to your target market or you’ll sink in this current market.
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
The first brand to offer all-Internet fulfillment of cars at a solid, fair, market price will really reap the rewards.
Unfortunately, existing dealer franchise relationships mean that day is a ways off.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 30, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, you and I talked about that before
10-15 years and most dealerships will simply be warehouses for cars and most, if not all, of the purchase process will be done via internet
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It's still scary though.
I didn’t really have a bad experience buying my Kia, but there were very sneaky tactics they used to drive up the price in ways a lot of young people might not notice, or just overlook.
I went home to sleep on their final offer, and came back the next day saying “I’ll accept that offer you gave me, let’s talk” and they pulled up all our paperwork…..with an extra year tacked on the offer. Same monthly payment, extra year = something like $4,000 more than we agreed on, but it wasn’t clearly laid out. When I said I wanted 5 years they said “Oh, oh no. No we’d lose money, we never would have offered that.”
Which was totally bullshit, but at that point my wife and I had our hearts set on the car so we haggled a bit more, and ended up accepting an offer like $2,500 more than we expected when we came in that day.
...the 2nd day we were talking to a different salesman, too, which was part of the problem.
I learned a ton from that experience.
Sadly that stuff is still common
When they know you’ll be leaving, they will typically make an unrealistic offer just in case you go somewhere else instead, since the other place won’t touch the deal. When I sold in Renton I lost several deals to people that drove down from Bellevue and decided while driving home to “sleep on it” that they should have just taken the deal. Since they were nearly home in Bellevue, they’d continue the extra few miles up to Kirkland and buy there instead since they were exhausted from a whole day of car shopping. Car sales people are very much the “once bitten, twice shy” type.
I guess the overall thing that I try and point out to people is that, based on my experience, most people make the entire process much more difficult and emotionally taxing than it should be.
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
That, I totally agree with--next time I buy a car, if I buy it new I am pretty sure I can get a better deal in half the time and be more satisfied.
I thought I was prepared, but I most definitely was not.
So Mr. Hafner, when are you going to start up this business?
I would gladly pay someone a fair fee to assist in the car buying process.
Psst, CH...
Let’s go into business together. wink wink
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm staunchly against even the premise of this business
But I’ll do it as well
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Because people will pay and I gotsta eat
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Everyone has a mortgage/rent.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
I would absolutely pay for that service. Assuming it is reasonable.
Like you all were saying above, there probably good dealerships out there but I’ll gladly pay for the services of someone who knows it all already.
Damn college got in the way, but I actually wanted to start a little business like this, once I got sick of sales manager abuse.
I think part of it may have been a desire to “stick it to ’em.” I was more than a little bitter.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
That business would suck because then you become the bad guy.
People would pay you to look for a car when they don’t even know what they want.
If they looked themselves they would have a better idea.
But that’s what they’re paying you for, so they don’t.
Then you get stuck in a circle of indecisive morons not making decisions and getting mad at you.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jun 30, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Even still, you'd be putting basically all your eggs in the basket of the competence of the negotiator.
You would probably want to know him well, because if he flakes out, you’ve been exponentially suckered.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Competence doesn't come into play though
The broker goes straight to the internet/fleet department, asks for the car and wants it at the usual price they offer which is as low as any other place out there. They then ask you to lower the price by another $200 by dangling the “guaranteed sale” carrot at you, and then turn around and offer best price-$200 to the customer but with the $300-$500 in fees added on. So, in essence, the broker negotiated a worse deal than what the customer would have gotten on their own. I dealt with this all the time since I did internet sales for 3.5 years, and it always bugged me that the person was wasting their money like that just to avoid potentially meeting an asshole salesperson. Deals like the one the broker does suck extra for the dealer because any profit goes to the broker and the dealership doesn’t gain a customer for down the road stuff like service, recommendations, etc. Brokers are a waste, in my opinion
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I dreamed about doing this as a business when I was a kid, but I just do it pro bono for friends now.
Aside from the objections that Toot raises, it’d be really hard to make much money at it when your goal is to save each customer something like $200-$1,000. To make it at all worthwhile for the customers, you wouldn’t be able to charge much, and to live on that wage you’d have to work through a lot of cars.
I love helping people find happiness in their cars and so I enjoy helping friends buy cars (particularly used cars – I’d be perfectly content browsing Craigslist all day) but I can’t see going beyond that. But hey, since we’re all one big community here, I’m happy to lend at least some degree of help to fellow LLers if I can. Toot may be more qualified, though, as a former salesman.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 30, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Find us $600.00 Geo Metros!
We need a fleet for LL!
Sobriety ain't too bad...
A Geo would probably fit in mom's basement.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
by Thingray on Jun 30, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The modern equivalent!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDU5BU_qSJU
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
He didn't jump it, so it sucks.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
I need the link to that by the way.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
I forgot to include the disclaimer "may not actually be for sale at all, much less for $600."
by Chris Hafner on Jun 30, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I should have listened.
My friends all told me not to use a broker.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
by Thingray on Jun 30, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
But I'd still like to know where you found the picture.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
And here I though he was looking up your....
Nobody likes a wise-ass you know. :)
Sobriety ain't too bad...
I've considered starting a similar little business here at my university, except with textbooks.
So many people can’t/aren’t willing to do a little bit of research to find cheap textbooks, so they just buy the super-expensive ones and bitch about it. I know a ton of places to buy super cheap ones now, and it seems like a decent way to make TB money. Just charge something like a percentage of the amount you saved the buyer.
Also, a lot of people don’t know what to do with old textbooks, and there are a ton of sites that will buy them back.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't this business already exist?
I haven’t used it but from what I’ve read of it it sounds like what you’re describing.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I hated dealing with auto brokers when I sold cars
Somebody would hire a person to buy a car for them. This person would show up and tell me to give them a price for the car but then add their $300-$500 fee to the price to pass on to the customer. If the customer had seen me directly they wouldn’t have had to pay the extra money because I’d give the same deal regardless.
If you’re apprehensive about the actual shopping process, then do all of your research and dealer contact online. Most of the internet sales people run things much differently than a “normal” salesperson. Do your research, pick out a few cars, and go drive them all in one day. Use the experience to shorten your list, and go look again if you have to. At that point just do your negotiating via email and once you’ve got an agreed-upon price all you have to do is go in and fill out the paperwork. Bonus points for simplicity if you go out and get your own financing from the bank of your choice.
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
What other option is there?
The hardest part is picking out the car you want to buy. You can’t pay somebody else to pick it for you. Seriously, the easiest part of the whole process is pricing and yet that is the only thing a broker will do for you. Is that worth the extra few hundred bucks? An extra $300 of purchase price is roughly $7/mo over a 60 month loan. It’s outrageous to pay somebody to say “give me the best price” and then add money to that price to pass on to you
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Bingo.
The keys to success are:
1. Remove the variables from the equation. Sell your old car and get financing elsewhere, unless the dealer is offering amazing rates. Make your negotiation only about the price of the car.
2. Look at a site like Edmunds to identify what the going rate is for the car you’re interested in (True Market Value, or TMV), and use that to help shape your amount-over-invoice target price (i.e. $200 over invoice, $800 over invoice, etc.)
3. E-mail the internet departments of the various dealerships for that brand in the area and either ask for a quote (if you’re in the mood to dicker and want the upside) or just ask them if they can hit your target price.
4. After getting responses from a few dealerships you should get a feel for the market. If many of them are eager to hit your price, you have flexibility to get the options and color that you want. If they aren’t, you may need to get the best deal you can and go from there.
This is all hugely simplified obviously, but this is what I do when I’m helping friends buy.
Base your pricing negotiation on amount over invoice, not on sticker price for a specific vehicle
by Chris Hafner on Jun 30, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Man I did everything wrong when I bought my car a couple months ago.
Looked at exactly one car at a dealership, test drove it, talked them into going $1,000 under KBB’s, and bought it on the spot.
Huh.
Now that I’m looking at it, I got them to go $1k under private party. $3k under suggested retail.
How did this dealership not royally fuck me over?
Having sold cars for awhile, I will never buy from a dealership.
Private party has its risks, but if you know what you’re doing, you can find just what you’re looking for. It is simply impossible to buy a car from a dealership and get the best possible deal for the least possible hassle. Even if you feel like you got a fabulous deal, I can guarantee the sales manager was gleefully pouring shots of scotch in his office.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
The last two times I've bought cars, I bought private party
and I always intended to buy private party this time.
A mix of the economy sucking and dealerships sitting on cars they can’t get rid of worked in my favor this time. I got this car on an excellent deal.
Yes, I guess I shouldn't be quite so dogmatic.
You’re the case-in-point example that good deals obviously do exist at the dealership, especially when the dealership is getting desperate. I suppose I just can’t put myself in a position where a salesman is as happy about me buying a car as I’ve been about others! :)
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I usually tell people to go private party for used cars
so the entire time I was buying this thing I was wondering where the hell the hidden fee or catch was.
Do you mind me asking what kind of car it was?
Make, model, year, etc…
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm guessing Edsel or Corvair.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
by Thingray on Jun 30, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The catch with those is that they're so cool they cost more.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
Sure thing
2005 Subaru WRX wagon, silver, 95k miles.
The real selling point was the previous owner had done the 100k work on it two weeks before dumping it off at this dealer.
Best way to buy a "high mileage" car
I scored my ‘03 GTI with just 48,000 on it. All of the others I saw listed had 110K plus on them and had minor mods of some kind, showing me that they probably weren’t taken care of
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If it didn't have that usual Subaru 100k work done on it
I wouldn’t have bought it. It was pretty clear that this car was well taken care of (single owner) and even better, that was about $1,500 I wouldn’t have to pay in a few years had I gotten one at the usual 80k mark for that year.
What a solid deal.
Good work. Those are nice cars, especially if you can own them between the 100k and 150k work. ;)
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
You mention that you sold cars before
I noticed that typically my most satisfied and happy customers were the ones I made the most money off of. The people that come in and try to beat you up for hours to save $1,000 are just surly and unhappy
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely.
I remember my happiest customer was a guy who was having his Honda S2000 serviced. He walked onto the showroom floor to look at the S2000 CR (limited edition, only 1,100 ever made). I walked over and started chatting with him, and 4 hours later, he drove away in the first S2k CR sold in WA state. He wanted to see some numbers, then wouldn’t go over $475/mo, or 4 years, or certain interest rate I don’t remember. Anyways, he signed off on $715/mo, 5 years, and a higher interest rate. Most exhausting deal I’ve ever made, but he was delighted the whole time. We both had a lot of fun.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, and he did the whole thing without test-driving it
The car was such that no one would buy it with more than 100 miles on it, and our test drive route was 20 miles. So basically you couldn’t drive it unless you were really serious about buying it.
After he bought it, we went out on the highway, and he showed me his favourite shift—6th to 3rd. 60-130 in basically no time. And this was as we drove over Kitsap Way on Highway 3 in Bremerton. I’m glad he’d already bought it and saved me the hassle of kicking him out of the driver’s seat to drive it back to the dealership.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't beat yourself up if you were happy with the experience and with your car.
That’s really the most important thing. Haggling tough can save you a few hundred bucks to maybe thousand dollars, but as Toot says, over the course of financing that’s not that much.
For many people, that just isn’t worth the hassle and stress. One isn’t necessarily worse than the other. and now your other reply came up, and it doesn’t sound like you got a bad deal at all, so … yay!
by Chris Hafner on Jun 30, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Your subject line is the most important thing of all
If you got a good car for an affordable price and you’re happy with it, that’s all that matters
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh no I'm not upset at all
mostly just shocked that I managed to get a good deal on the exact car I wanted through a dealerhsip.
Same thing happened for me
And I wasn’t really speaking to you so much as everybody here talking about car purchasing
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
You bought your car used though, right?
Totally different process for a used car, because it’s not the kind of thing that is available at 10 different places in the area. When I bought my GTI back in January I only looked at 2, and only negotiated a price for the one I ended up buying
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
What I was getting at though is that you can't ever find the exact same car somewhere else when shopping used
So the process changes a bit. Obviously you still do the research and whatnot, but there will always be a few that are close enough to what you’re looking for that price/condition are more important than “which dealer will sell me the brand new car for the least money?” You may be willing to pay more for a car with less miles or better options/condition than otherwise, so more variables are in play.
I actually hate the place I bought my car from, the guy sucked at his job. But, there were only 9 cars in the whole area that matched what I wanted and only 2 of them with low enough miles to even bother looking at. Once I found the right car, I had to move quick. 10 days from first thought of purchasing to driving around my new (to me) car.
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
This whole thread is making my upcoming decision on whether to ditch my car for my bike instead of getting a new car harder and harder.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I've hit a small roadblock in that plan in that I'm not sure how much longer I'm going to be at my current job, and I'm not sure if the next will be in bike/transit range.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
If you only have a bike for transit that's a great way to ensure that it will be!
Seriously, though, a bike is relatively inexpensive – get one now, keep the car until the job transition but don’t use it, and then make a decision.
by pdb on Jun 30, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Oh, I have the bikes, and I use them all the time for just about everything.
With the market the way it is and the crappy state of NJ transit (unless you’re going into NYC), I don’t want to limit my options past what I have to.
But that’s not a bad idea to skip putting any more wear on the car by biking to work for now.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
As much as I love cars, the bike + Zipcar combination can make lots of sense.
That way you have the flexibility of having a car available for shopping, hauling, or long trips, but you don’t have to own and maintain it.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 30, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Good luck finding that in a suburb.
There’s not even a car rental place within 8 bikable miles of my house.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Although oddly enough, my town is damn walkable and has lots of amenities.
As an aside, has anyone used walkscore.com and gotten results that line up with their thoughts? It gives me a much lower rating than I figured it would.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Also, don't pay attention to any sales fliers.
“2010 Kia Spectra only $9,999!” means “We have 3 base-model Kias for this price, in a shitty beige color. When you come in and ask for the $9,999 Kia we will have you test drive a cherry red, pumped up version with all the amenities that costs $8k more, and then tell you all the $9,999 models are sold out.”
by HititHere on Jun 30, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Do you know what the ad-cars are referred to internally at most dealerships?
Fire trucks, because if you sell one you’re fired
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought there was some law against doing the bait and switch with ad cars...
Sobriety ain't too bad...
There is
All that means is that the ad car has to exist. In the fine print, you’ll see the VIN listed for the car up for the ad price. If it sells, there is no obligation (and typically no motivation) to list another car for the same price. The whole point of the ad is to get people into the store. Once there and they see that the ad car has no A/C, no power options, and no radio they will hopefully decide to buy something “better” for a “normal” price and thus see value in the additional options
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
But what if you actually want the stripped down base version?
How do you buy it without getting someone fired? I love my beige you know.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
If you want it, you get it.
The salesman’s job is to try and show you why a car with more options is worth the extra $2k or whatever. The most inexpensive ad cars are sold at crazy losses, again as an effort to get people in the door, so it does not make anybody look good to sell it. But, if somebody comes in and wants the car you can’t just tell them “no” and kick them to the curb
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
The sales manager just tells the salesman "no" and kicks him to the curb.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just thinking of it as
“I don’t want to drive my truck to work anymore, so I want the cheapest new car I can find that gets great gas mileage”.
I want that ad car with power nothing and cheap as hell, but I don’t want to get anyone in trouble for selling it to me.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
In that scenario, the sales manager is going to get an earful from an angry Thingray.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
Sales managers are some of the most unreasonable and two-faced people I've personally ever met.
I’m not going to go overboard and say they’re all the same, because that’s just my experience. But yeah… all the ones I’ve known have kinda been dicks.
However, if you’re trying to get a base-model gas-sipper for a commute, see what you can find buying used from a private-party. High MPG cars are definitely the prized commodity right now, but the adage about losing money driving a new car off the lot is definitely true. :(
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not literally looking for one.
That was just a “what if” scenario. If I really wanted a sipper to get to work, I’d go buy a $600.00 Geo Metro or something.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
Seventeen years later, my dad is pissed he sold his Geo Metro.
by BrianL on Jun 30, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I had one about...
Eight years ago? Not a bad car if you don’t expect too much actually.
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Aha, I follow.
Yeah, I wasn’t going to put it that explicitly to avoid damaging toenails, but I definitely wouldn’t shop at a dealership if I was trying to get a vehicle to save money on gas. Seems rather counter-productive, in my opinion.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I know some people that would want to buy new even in that circumstance.
Just because they’d know the car was new, and hadn’t been abused or poorly maintained. Or I just had a friend that bought a brand new cheap-o to send his kid to college with.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
That's a bit of a false dichotomy.
I’m not inferring this directly from what you said, but it reminded me of a common car-buying fallacy. “New car = guaranteed reliability” is not completely true, in the same way that “used car = guaranteed unreliability” is not completely true.
Like I said above, if you do your due diligence (especially if you know your way around car intestines, or have a good mechanic friend), you can find an used car that can be just as reliable as a new car. In fact, with an used car, you’re pretty much guaranteed to avoid getting a lemon! ;)
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
This is completely true.
I just bought my truck a few months ago, and it’s a 2003 with 50K on it. In my opinion, that just means all the bugs have been worked out, and I got it for WAY less than the new equivalent.
Although I think I might need some brake pads, but that’s nothing.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
by Thingray on Jun 30, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yup, case-in-point.
That’s a great deal, assuming it’s been well-maintained. It’s pretty much at it’s peak right now, and you found almost the perfect intersection of value and cost.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I've got all the maintenance records,
and the thing was cherry right up until some asshole backed into me in a parking lot three weeks after I got it (hit and run).
But it’s a truck, dents add character.
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Not as common a practice anymore,
But I did see somebody get fired for selling the ad piece before. But, this guy was destined to be fired anyway and since he made no effort to steer the people away from the ad car on a Friday morning he was canned in an effort to limit his damaged over the weekend
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
What's your opinion on the Costco-style programs?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Much better than a broker
Didn’t like it much from a dealer perspective, but it’s fine for customers. From the sales end of things, you pay money to Costco and they then refer customers to you. You have to give them a “better deal” than a “normal” customer would get and they enforce it enough that they can kick you off the program for giving a better deal to somebody else.
But, it was an easy deal because somebody would ask for a Costco deal and we’d make it something like 3% over invoice and make deals all day long because they wouldn’t haggle, even though we would be happy to make an even better deal if the customer wanted.
If anybody can’t tell by now, I’m not a fan of people trying to “shortcut” the process of negotiating. These days, any interaction with the dealership that does not involve you walking in there is routed through the internet sales department, and they are the ones that give a great deal right away because they understand that it’s a competition just to get the customer in the door. Just send an email to the internet sales department and see how easy it is
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
To avoid haggling I found a guy that has a license to buy used cars at the dock
Same auction the local used dealers buy from, we decided on the car, color , range of miles that were acceptable, he told us what was available. About the third one he bid fell to him and he called me on his cell phone. $500 flat fee for him, about 60% of the dealer price for the car. Best car buying experience I’ve ever had
Haggling over price drives me insane
At some point it comes around to years and interest payments. The last two cars I’ve bought, the salesman started flipping numbers at me like a machine gun.
I’m not retarded and can figure out interest payments, etc., but since I don’t do it all day long everyday it takes me a minute with a calculator. Right about the time you figure out he’s pumping up the price by tweaking the APR or some bullshit, whammo!, he throws another variation at you. Very annoying.
Most dealerships are allowed a "discretionary budget" for warranty claims
Like you said, neglect of service will cause a problem when trying to get a warranty handled but as long as the basic services haven’t been completely ignored there will usually be no real issues. Most times the dealership won’t even need to get approval to flag something as warranty work since it is obviously a fault in the part and not, say, a lack of regular oil changes or whatever
by tootthekazoo on Jun 29, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm looking at the 2011 Sportages
My only problem is I want it in Flat black and want to shave all the emblems and door handles.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 29, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
DON'T BUY BLACK
Emblems are easily removed with a hair dryer and some dental floss.
by tootthekazoo on Jun 29, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think they offer flat black anyway.
Looks like he’ll be getting the Krylon special.
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Shit, they don't even have black as an option on those
Just a Black Cherry metallic
by tootthekazoo on Jun 29, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Get the Optima in Pearl White
The turbo model has gunmetal grey wheels and they look amazing with the White paint and all-black roof (assuming you end up with the Pano-roof).
by tootthekazoo on Jun 29, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
The pano-roof is the one with the ridiculous double moonroof, right?
I really need to check that out in person
by seattlebruin on Jun 29, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
It's beautiful
And again, it makes the car look extra badass because the whole roof looks black from the outside
by tootthekazoo on Jun 29, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I might get the black one for just this reason, though
by seattlebruin on Jun 29, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
After having owned a black car I strongly recommend against it
A black car is the most beautiful car on the road for the 5 minutes that it’s clean. Then, it’s one of the better looking cars on the road until you clean it and see all the little swirls and scratches after you clean it back up.
by tootthekazoo on Jun 29, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Quit washing it with 40 grit.
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You have to be incredibly disciplined with a black car.
Keep your wash rag clean and swap it often, use separate water buckets for soap and rag rinse, use soft rags to dry it, keep a good coat of wax on it at all times, and don’t let it get too dirty between washings. Otherwise, the swirls and scratches will drive you absolutely batty.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 29, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, I've been there (unfortunately).
Dark blue is not that great for this either, especially on a truck.
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Great example,
I just had a guy come in with a black Mercedes C230 and he had some incredibly minor scratches on his hood and deck lid. $150 to wet-sand and polish them and no guarantees that it would be 100%. To polish the rest of the car would add another $150 and the whole thing would take a day and a half
This same job on just about any other color of car would be $200 and take less than a day. We’re still less money than anybody out there, but black is just a bitch to maintain and you have to be so precise when detailing it
by tootthekazoo on Jun 29, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh god
I waxed a dark green car a couple weeks ago without being careful about the type of towels I use
From three feet away it’s the best looking 1997 Ford Escort in America but from 6 inches away it looks like some idiot tried to wax it with all the tiny buffing scratches, which is apparently what happened.
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I know, my family has had black cars for a while.
maybe gunmetal; of all the other colors, I like white the most, though.
Surprisingly, I love the red on that car, but I am not capable of owning a red car
by seattlebruin on Jun 29, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Gunmetal is the ultimate color in my book.
I was desperately looking for a decent truck in that color, but I never did find one. Ended up with dark blue and silver instead.
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Dark gunmetal gray is hands-down my favorite color.
It looks gorgeous in every kind of light, and it’s under-the-radar but restrained. One of my cars is dark gray and it looks so good in that color (from a distance, at least) that I just can’t stop looking at it when I’m walking away.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 29, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
White is my favorite, but dark grey is definitely right behind it
Silver is actually my least favorite color so it is pretty funny that ended up buying a silver car. At least my car looks good in silver, because sometimes good colors look like shit on the wrong car and lousy colors look great on certain cars. Weird how it works
by tootthekazoo on Jun 29, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Why not red?
Studies have shown that red does not get pulled over more often than other colors as a result of the color itself, but because the type of person that is inclined to get a red car is more likely to drive aggressively. Of course, you are probably that type of person so yeah maybe red is a bad idea.
by tootthekazoo on Jun 29, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Personally, I just hate red cars.
I don’t care about the “ticket” thing.
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Just don't get the car in blue
The blue on those is non-metallic and is just the wrong shade to cover that much car. They are at their best in Pearl White, Grey, or what they are calling “Platinum Graphite” which I believe is like a Mica Black (looks black in the dark but gunmetal in the light)
by tootthekazoo on Jun 29, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't get a blue car either
I would just not own a red anything
by seattlebruin on Jun 29, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
But I don't drive nearly as aggressively as I used to
I just drive like a San Diegan now, so 78-82 everywhere
by seattlebruin on Jun 29, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Except for when you almost rear ended that lady going 50 towards a red light....
Ya! I remember!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 30, 2011 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions
meh, it's hard to pay attention to the road when I have such scintillating company
by seattlebruin on Jun 30, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I learned a new word!
That I can’t pronounce
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 30, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Here
sin till 8 ing
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Only in the orthodox definition of sin.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I never used to care for white on a car at all, but I've seen more and more cars that look good in white.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 29, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure it's Radiant Pearl Metallic or something.
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Yeah, that pearlescent white is a nice color.
I’m mostly indifferent to the CTS coupe, but I love the CTS-V wagon with such an unhealthy intensity that if it were a person it’d probably have a restraining order against me.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 30, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Insta-rec for the CTS-V Wagon
Whenever I’m asked what 2 cars I could own if money were no object, my answer is the CTS-V Wagon and the Ford F-150 Raptor. The V Wagon is absolutely beautiful. It looks like a sculpture rivaling the works of any of the classical masters. The Raptor is just a balls-out, high-flying fuck-bastard of a truck
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Freddie Freeman is white?
The user formerly known as Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 29, 2011 1:44 PM PDT reply actions
I said the same thing!
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
You know what's even more mind blowing?
Hank Conger is Korean.
by Patrick Stites on Jul 1, 2011 3:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Answers!
How many are planning to take Friday off, and make it a four day weekend!?!
Here! Here! Actually, we’re taking Tuesday off as well and heading down to Cannon Beach for the long weekend (thanks to the recommendation of you fine folks).
I’m not doing any of those other things, mostly because … Cannon Beach!
Where are you planning on staying Mr. Hafner?
I’ve been thinking about doing a Cannon Beach weekend for a bit ever since the fine people of LL helped me out at Ocean Shores and they unanimously praised Cannon Beach.
I need to go back and look at our reservations since I booked it about two months ago, but I believe it's the Hallmark.
We’ll see – it’s more expensive than I wanted to pay, but we booked a bit late considering how busy things will be this weekend.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 29, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
You're in the south end of town then.
To me, most (not all) of the good stuff is up north. Not a horrible walk, but might be worth driving into town for. But you are close the the Wayfarer which is pretty “fine dining” with a cool view from some tables, and just across the street from there is a cool glass-blowing place where you can sit right up front and watch them work.
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Good to know, thanks - live glass-blowing is fun, I'm sure we'll check that out.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 29, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
The guy there is really cool.
He gave us a sweet deal on a piece when we were there on our honeymoon, said to consider it “his gift to us”.
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I would always recommend staying at Webb's Scenic Surf.
But I’m totally biased because Webb is a friend of mine. It’s neat, with a great location, but it’s a little family owned place that probably could use a remodel and other improvements. But I love the location, the views, and it’s always nice to stay in a place that isn’t run by some corporation.
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I hate you (kidding of course)
Have a wonderful trip!! I could go on for several paragraphs recommending places to east and things to do, but just explore and enjoy!
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"east"?
Eat. Sheesh.
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But if you like micros, you should definitely make a stop at Bill's.
They have good chili dogs too.
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Thanks!
Yeah, I’d be interested in any kind of hints you can share.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 29, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Dropped on farther up there, but head north.
You’re about 14 blocks or so from what I consider “downtown” Cannon Beach.
Bills Brewpub is good if you like that sort of thing, and across the street is the Driftwood, which is pretty much the local bar (decent food too).
Pizza A Fetta does great specialty pizzas (by the slice too), and Fultano’s makes a pretty darn good (more “standard”) pizza as well (and they deliver). Sweet Basil’s has good food if you like the organic type of stuff (try the pulled pork sandwich, it’s great), and The Lumberyard is like their local version of Applebees.
As for shops and stuff, I love Rare Discoveries, and the North By Northwest Gallery is pretty cool. But everything is still overpriced because it’s a tourist town.
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Thanks - I'm excited, I'll let you know how it is!
by Chris Hafner on Jun 30, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I expect photos and many tips for when I do go down there.
Between you and Thingray I’ll have it covered.
If you're feeling crazy go down to Rockaway for their 4th of July fireworks show
it’s truly impressive – Rockaway treats the 4th like a lot of towns treat Christmas, it’s their big holiday of the year.
Great advice, thanks.
I was intrigued enough about Rockaway from our last subthread that I looked into lodging there but just couldn’t find any rooms available.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 30, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
If you want to stay over 4th of July at Rockaway
you gotta book in about February. It fills up fast.
That article basically just rattled off all the worst players in the league and suggested they are all good pickups
“Any player who has been bad for the first half should be picked up, because they will have a good 2nd half to make up for it.”
Thanks, Times.
Well shit, what are we all worrying about then?
The worse he is in the 1st half, the better he’ll be in the 2nd!
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, he does bat right after Justin Smoak, right?
I can see where you could screw that up occasionally.
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You're harshin' my buzz here, man.
I just little goofs like that in broadcasts and TV shows.
by wyte_lightning on Jun 29, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked it when he apologized for Brendan Ryan's cussing last night.
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I didn't hear that, but it's not the first time Sims has apologized for Ryan's cursing.
by Patrick Stites on Jun 29, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm surprised Sims didn't say anything when ROOT showed the closeup of Wedge cursing the crap out of the ump today.
I definitely saw some ‘shits’ and ‘fucks’ in there.
by wyte_lightning on Jun 29, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
That put a smile on my face
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Well, at least Dave Sims tried.
Folks in charge want me to relay to you: “Thx. And nope. It’s a long game. Different looks are the game!” @TheDaveSimsShow Hey Dave, could you ask the Root Sports guys to quit using that angle from behind the catcher? It makes it hard to see.
The only problem is that it isn't a different look at the game.
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SEE ANYTHING YOU ASSHOLES!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 30, 2011 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Au contraire
You can see assholes.
by HititHere on Jun 30, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm going to Nebraska to get some Runza from the 4th to the 7th as it so happens
Huzzah- I’m long overdue for a 2,000 miles for fast food trip
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Runza is an absolutely horrible name for any place that is based on food.
The shitty jokes write themselves.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Fuck me. That wasn't meant to be a pun.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Hey wait they make good omelettes there
Although at $10+ for a Denver omelette it’s not worth getting too often
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
How nicely stated.
I had to read that like three times before I realized it was a poop reference.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Runzas are so good
I wonder if my ex would give me her family recipe for them
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Or maybe this version of 1776
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Jun 30, 2011 3:11 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
[no politics] [really]
I think I now know where many people in this fine country learned their history.
[no politics] [really] [truly]
I'll be celebrating the 4th of July with some other American students here in Germany.
Red, white and blue jello shots may be involved, just to give the Germans the worst impression of us possible.
You! Cake or death?
The M's are hopping on the Social Media Day tweety-caption thing.
Obviously LL has cornered the market on that already — the Ms do have an awesome photo they want you to caption, however.
SIGN! SIGN!
Not really. Well, maybe.
by sanford_and_son on Jun 30, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions
But if he can turn his offense around here, it'll be all the more impressive.
We need a left fielder. He could be it.
Shit, even if he hits .197 here and .265 on the road he'd be a massive improvement.
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As long as his defense is still awesome, he'd likely be an upgrade, with hopes that his offense would rebound.
He’s not Ludwick, but he’s cheaper than Ludwick. Our recent tanking against the Braves probably also boosts our position in the waiver wire.
I'd imagine the waiver wire won't matter
No one probably wants to claim his contract, and some team will likely trade for him while taking on just a little over the league minimum. We just have to make the best offer (which will still probably not be much).
His LD% doesn't look good though.
It’s lowered each of the past three seasons.
by Coach Owens on Jun 30, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Take a flyer on him, if he doesn't work out, waive him.
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Maybe stop listening to sports radio then?
Because the callers won’t change.
by Eyebrows on Jun 30, 2011 9:44 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
What I find interesting is that in the small span of time that I will pick up the earbud, stick it in my ear, and actually listen to the radio when at work, I will invariably get one.
Either I am a magnet, or there are a vast number of people with the same opinion.
Or one really persistant person.
I think there are a vast number of people with the same opinion
I’m constantly amazed at how many truly idiotic sports fans there are.
No, we don’t need Branyan and yes, it was smart to let him walk for the price tag he wanted. Yes, Junior really was washed up. No, Josh Wilson should not be starting OR batting higher in the order. No, we shouldn’t trade for Ibanez.
Speaking of such things.
I am sad that I can’t listen to Groz and Stelton anymore, but they are so wrong in so many ways.
What happened to Groz and Stelton?
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Stupid remarks about what the Mariners have done in the past and should do right this very minute.
When Groz got close to making an accurate remark, it was with the wrong information backing it. Stelton was citing Baker as the expert on the subject.
I listen to this sort of thing for guests and as a sort of white noise, but am finding it only works if I know nothing about the subject the hosts are yammering on about.
Poor Willie Harris. Wife went into labor 5 months in and lost the baby. Just terrible.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I'm trying to figure out what sort of offer would be considered a blowing-away type offer.
I mean, the one he mentioned in that article (Grandal, Alonso, Frazier, Wood for Pineda straight-up??) seems almost too good to be true. All of that for one guy who has all of like two years of dominance in professional baseball? I guess I’m wondering if that was a baseline idea or like “best case scenario”.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
3 guys who have proven nothing at the major league level and Travis Wood for Pineda seems more on the "fair side" than a "blow me away" offer.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 30, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess I saw it as three legit prospects and a decent starter for one guy who a year ago was a legit prospect.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Without rosterbating, I just wrote a lot on the Reds today and their farm system.
I like Grandal a good amount and with Mesoraco there, he’s a top trade candidate. He could probably start in the big leagues today and be above average.
Yonder is still pretty good, but his forced conversion to LF probably won’t blow anyone away defensively. He’s more blocked at 1B than Yasmani is at catcher because of Votto, so it would make the most sense for him to go to a team that needed a 1B. His offense might be something like Gaby Sanchez.
Frazier could be a good utility guy, he’s got a lot of value in his versatility. I think he could benefit all 30 teams, he’s just not a star. Maybe Mark DeRosa-ish.
Travis Wood isn’t half bad, he might be half-good, #3 starter at best.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 30, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
How is Yonder's 1B defense?
Offensively like Gaby Sanchez, so his bat wouldn’t necessarily hold at DH or 1B? And would he be a liability in LF, or just not an asset?
I love the idea of a switch-hitting catcher with power, especially if he didn’t NEED to start in the big leagues today.
How does Frazier compare to Liddi? Better D, I’m guessing, and obviously versatility. What about offensively?
And having a half-good #3 starter wouldn’t be too bad, especially if he ended up as a #4 or #5 with guys like Paxton, Hultzen, and Walker coming along.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Yonder -
1B Defense – Probably as you would expect. He’s probably not a gold glover, but not bad, like most 1B. LF there is reportedly some improvement, but he’s probably never going to be “good” The Reds don’t care about LF defense obviously anyway.
Offensively, depends how much you like Gaby Sanchez. I’m a fan but Alonso probably maxes at 25 HR. He’s never “wow’d” in the minor leagues.
Liddi probably has more power, Frazier probably better contact. I’m not sure what is weakest and strongest position are, but he’s played all 4 infield spots and LF in his career. I like Frazier a lot more than Liddi.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 30, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I would like the fact that Seattle would get 4 serviceable bodies for one body that is, as yet, fairly unproven.
I’m a huge Pineda fan, but he still has some definite question marks, and his value could very reasonably be as high as it ever will be. And the Mariners need cheap, serviceable position players more than they need young, serviceable pitchers (don’t apply that exactly, just grasp the sentiment).
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Like I said, its a fair deal. It just doesn't blow me away.
If you’re trading Michael Pineda, you might expect to get 1 stud prospect back. Not one of these guys is as good as Justin Smoak as a prospect, and Pineda is more valuable at this stage than Cliff Lee was last year.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 30, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, that seems reasonable.
But bear with me here: how much more valuable is Pineda at this point? Yes, he is younger, cheaper, potentially hasn’t reached his ceiling, and isn’t going to be a free agent next year. But, Lee was a known quantity and had pitched on all stages and dominated. There was basically no chance of him flaming out. As dynamic as Pineda has been, again, it’s been for such a short time.
To me, it seems that a team that gave up a stud prospect for him would be gambling a LOT more than the Yankees were willing to do with Montero, or than the Rangers did with Smoak.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Cliff Lee is a better, more-established pitcher then and compared to Michael Pineda now.
But you get 5 more years of Michael Pineda.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 30, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Do we have anyone we can look at to give us some expectations of what his salary will look like over that span?
by the other side on Jun 30, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
This would be an interesting exercise.
Not quite sure where to begin.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Obviously that's entirely dependent on his performance and whether or not he signs an extension before arbitration.
Very cheap, relatively speaking.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 30, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, but what good would 5 years of post-2004 Dontrelle Willis be?
Or post-2005 Mark Prior, or post-2007 Scott Kazmir, or post-2005 Rich Harden, or post-2008 Ben Sheets? Not saying there’s a HUGE chance that Pineda ends up the same way, but there’s definitely a non-zero chance, and that chance has to be at least a significant consideration, given the lack of a track record we have for him at this point.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Or post-92 Randy Johnson, for that matter.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Of course, that's the flip side.
So how valuable does a stud prospect need to be to account for that risk?
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
This is why players like Pineda rarely get traded.
There’s a huge risk involved and a huge reward.
If you were to trade Pineda as a buyer, you could get back elite, major-league level talent, but probably a player with a hefty contract, or without much time left on that contract.
The best recent example I can think of off the top of my head was Max Scherzer, and the D’Backs got Edwin Jackson and Ian Kennedy, but the D’Backs make boneheaded moves.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 30, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
As with anything, it all depends on the return.
"Satisfaction is the enemy of success." SanFranPreps
by perfectstrat on Jun 30, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
While I don't see it happening, I don't disagree with the train of thought.
Though a lot of his arguments apply to trading Vargas or Fister, too. Vargas in particular, since he’s looked so good at times this year and his home/road splits aren’t very far apart.
If teams are really desperate for SP in a seller’s market, Vargas or Fister might generate a decent return too.
Any one have any suggestions for what to do in an airport during a layover?
Specifically Kennedy? What have you found to be the best time killer?: Anything besides reading and using the internet?
I asked this a while ago.
Here, and this was one of the responses:
Run up and down the terminal yelling "ALLAH I AM COMING"
"Satisfaction is the enemy of success." SanFranPreps
by perfectstrat on Jun 30, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 10 recs
HOW WAS I THE ONLY ONE TO REC THAT
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Jun 30, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It says I was number 2, and I've been advocating for salespeople rights up-thread here
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I meant the original, about a year ago.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Jun 30, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Look for the turtles mating on the runway.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jun 30, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Time for a status update.
"Satisfaction is the enemy of success." SanFranPreps
by perfectstrat on Jun 30, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Run up and down the concourse with your arms out and making jet engine noises with your mouth.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 30, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, this sounds like a fun activity to do here at work, as well.
Pardon me, I’ll be back in 10 minutes.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 30, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I understand some people actually go in to bars and have a leisurely drink.
I keep meaning to do that, but I haven’t flown anywhere in so long …
I got really buzzed (a good tired drunk) before a Detroit to Seattle flight
Its was the best flight I’ve ever taken.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 30, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't justifying paying $10+ for terrible beer
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Good ol' Eric Byrnes. Keep on doing what you do.
by Eyebrows on Jun 30, 2011 1:42 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
All it needs is a bicycle.
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by perfectstrat on Jun 30, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit, is that real?
Sobriety ain't too bad...
And I see that it is.
Harold seemed a little upset.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
He did, but he played it off well
Plus, it’s Eric Byrnes. Like if your “slow” cousin throws a rock at your back. You get all pissed for a moment but then you see that your cousin threw it and you get over it because, hey, slow cousin.
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Or your drunk buddy that gets a little out of hand.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
Harold looks so dead lying there on the ground
I am trying to find words to emphasize how much I love this gif but words will not do it justice.
If you watch the whole clip he actually gets up fairly quickly.
But you can tell it stung.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
How Byrnes would handle going after a flyball that went into the bullpen area.
I think it was a play at Wrigley where the bullpen is in play.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
Could just be people warming up next to the field.
I’ve had that collision before.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
He completely face plants too because his arm buckles under him. Hilarious!
I fucking hate you Mariners
In the full clip it looks like he might have some rug burn.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
If he treats broadcasting like that, I'd hate to be a beer league catcher.
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So... mesmerizing...
Too bad Byrnes sucked at baseball.
by wyte_lightning on Jun 30, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
So Harold Reynolds got his revenge
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by bluemax on Jul 1, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
That's awesome
I love how he says “Oh, I’m gonna drill you” as a total throwaway.
by pdb on Jul 1, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Saw that last night.
Too awesome.
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Calling all Excel junkies!
I have a huge list of transactions, some debits and some credits, but all are positive numbers, and I want to convert all the credits to negative numbers. Is there a function I can use to do this? I know I can type “-1” into a cell, copy that, select all the credit transactions by hand, then paste special-values-multiply, but that’s pretty tedious.
So to make it clearer: column C contains the values. Column D has “DR” for debits and “CR” for credits. Can I enter a variation of an IF function (or something) into column E that will evaluate column D, and if it equals “DR”, will do nothing, and if it equals “CR”, will multiply the column C value by “-1”?
Can you just do the normal IF function?
IF(=“CR”, C[num] = -C[num], C[num]=C[num])
Perhaps I’m misunderstanding it though.
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by perfectstrat on Jun 30, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
You are a smart individual.
And/or I’m very dumb. Thanks! :)
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Did it work?
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by perfectstrat on Jun 30, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Like a charm!
That saves me a lot of time on a regular basis.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Great! Glad I could help.
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by perfectstrat on Jun 30, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Expanding on PS, if you have a third variable that needs to be accounted for, you can also nest IF statements.
=IF(="ER", IF(="CR", C[num] = 2*C[num], C[num]=C[num]), C[num] = -C[num], C[num]=C[num])
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Eh, switch the true and false for the first IF statement.
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I know, right?
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That actually may be necessary on my next project.
Thanks.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
One you might want to look at the help on is also CHOOSE
You might have to convert strings to numbers, but when you get to four or five IF statements it gets a little hard to read.
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Hmm wow, I'm not a complete Excel noob, but I'd never even heard of that before.
Again, thanks. I like having a good excuse to be on LL at work.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Well you mentioned
“I know I can type "-1" into a cell, copy that, select all the credit transactions by hand, then paste special-values-multiply, but that’s pretty tedious.”
Couldn’t you just sort the sheet by column D, thus grouping the CRs and DRs together in two large blocks? Then it’d be easy to simply select the consecutive CR cells and do the paste/multiply as described above? The formula is better form, but I like my hacky way of doing things sometimes.
by Eyebrows on Jun 30, 2011 2:42 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Of course, if this is something that's used on a routine basis with new data each time
then the formula is unquestionably the only way to do it.
by Eyebrows on Jun 30, 2011 2:43 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Coming from a place that has a messed up accounting department, they could have all sorts of things filtered and changed to where you can't even adjust the filters anymore or they lose work.
The formula gets around things like that.
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Is this Windows 98 or Windows 2000?
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 30, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
BEER THREAD!
Most tasteful/efficient way(s) for three guys to get pleasantly drunk at home for less than $20 total.
Go.
I'm assuming the answer isn't antifreeze.
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3 guys, $20, tasteful?
Only if you’re really a light-weight.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 30, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Not possible with beer
Expand your horizons and you can probably get a fifth of some sort of liquor that will do the job, but $20 doesn’t buy enough beer to get three people drunk.
Liquor is perfectly acceptable.
We’ve found our own stuff, but I’m curious to see what other people have come up with.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, if you're going cheap, you need to go with liquor.
Or two-buck-Chuck.
by Eyebrows on Jun 30, 2011 3:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I was going to suggest super-cheap wine
Goes down a bit easier than rotgut, bottom shelf hooch
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
In what state do you live?
If you live in a state where liquor’s not sold by the state, you can probably do the job.
Well, then I guess it would be three buck chuck for you.
Unless the prices have come down. I thought I saw that it was cheaper the last time I was in TJs. Is it $2.50 now or am I imagining things?
by Eyebrows on Jun 30, 2011 3:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm actually not sure.
I’ve just gotten back into the alcohol scene. I spent my first three years of college working campus security and RA, and that was too big of a conflict in interest to dabble in the party scene. I’m paying for a private university on my own, and couldn’t afford to lose my jobs.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Then you've missed out on the fun of drinking on a college budget.
Icehouse, 211, Boones, Mad Dog 20/20, Natty Ice, Busch Light, and those giant bottle wines that I can’t remember the name of right now.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 30, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Carlos Rossi.
I just had to GIS “Cheap Wine”
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 30, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually now that you mention it
Big House Red is a pretty good house table wine that comes in boxes these days. It’s usually about $18-20, and one box is the equivalent of, I believe, four bottles of wine.
WARNING: red wine hangovers SUCK.
by pdb on Jun 30, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've stayed away from red wine for just that reason.
I’m not a big wine guy, in general. Of course, I don’t really like the taste of beer that much either, but I haven’t had much good stuff. My roommates are satisfied with BL lime and CL. I’ll deal if we’re playing pong, but if I’m gonna drink something that tastes that bad, I want it to fuck me up way faster than ten or fifteen beers worth.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I find myself wanting to drink wine more than beer more these days, IF I'm going cheap that night.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 30, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't seen Big House, but I don't drink enough wine to know what I like other than "red"
But I’ll keep an eye out when I’m looking for cheapo wine.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 30, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Fred Meyer carries it as does Safeway
it’s usually over by the ultra-cheap wine rather than with the bottles, even though it’s a reasonable step up from the ultra-cheap stuff.
Martini's non-union Mexican equivalent?
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Buying liquor at grocery stores in California is making it really hard for me to imagine going back to Washington and buying liquor.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 30, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a bit of a shock when I moved from CA to WA.
I figured that being able to walk into a Safeway at 1 am and buying a handle of vodka was our right as Americans.
by Eyebrows on Jun 30, 2011 3:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Find a bar with $1.00 PBR night maybe?
But that’s only 6 beers each for someone. Can you get a bottle of 151 for $20.00?
Sobriety ain't too bad...
Oh man, that's a good idea.
Caribou Lou, anyone?
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Gross.
So the goal is mostly to get drunk.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 30, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
The one and only time I had Caribou Lou
This happened, I woke up with a black eye and had the worst hangover of my life for the next 48 hours. I have never been even half as drunk as I was that night. To this day the smell of pineapple makes me nauseous. I have never heard a story that invovled Caribou Lou that doesn’t end in “it was the worst night of my life”
I think tasteful and efficient might be mutually exclusive in this case.
Efficiency is maximum drunkenness for minimum price, and working taste into the equation will only increase the price. Which means the answer to this question is, as it always inevitably is in these cases, malt liquor.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 30, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Max drunk - Min price, I'd usually say that's cheap vodka.
by Eyebrows on Jun 30, 2011 3:21 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
True.
The good news with 40s malt liquor is that as you drink, the increasing blinding headache and foul taste of the malt liquor as it warms up is enough to dissuade you that you don’t want to continue down that path. Cheap vodka is easy enough to mix with Grape Shasta that it can continue to lure you in to your own devastation.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 30, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
40s are bad news
I had two 40s of Olde English High Gravity in May of 2008 or so and went to an Alan Jackson concert at the Tacoma Dome.
I offered to give a girl a million dollars for a blowjob and got her number, we were parked at the Tacoma Dome bus station garage and my way out I fell down a steep hill by the railroad tracks and pretty much sprained my arm and then somehow had the nerve to drive home and amazingly didn’t get a DUI.
I’ve never woken up in so much pain with such a bad headache and so angry at myself as a human being. I haven’t touched a 40 since
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by Corco on Jun 30, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Please tell this story to your kids some day.
You! Cake or death?
by Torrid on Jul 1, 2011 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did the girl honestly think you had a million dollars, or did she just think you were adorably wasted?
But what chick knows or cares who Dave Thomas is?
Sobriety ain't too bad...
When I meet a girl for the first time and desire to date her
I run several different litmus tests. One of them is that she has to know and/or care who Dave Thomas is. I want nothing to do with a girl who isn’t familiar with Dave Thomas.
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That is a good one
My first test is usually, “Can you drive a manual transmission?”
by d0nkey on Jul 1, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I can think of many more important questions.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
That's very, very high on the list as well
I also run a very important question where I tell the girl I’m going to Road Forks, New Mexico tomorrow. She’ll ask why and I say I saw it on a map and couldn’t find the fork in the road so I’m determined to find the fork in the road or at least figure out why it’s called that.
This elicits three results
1: Forced laugh and “oh wow, that sounds fun” and you know it’s not going to work
2: “Oh wow, that sounds neat!” (in a sincere way), and that makes her dateable
3: “Actually, the road fork is pretty obvious. It’s I-10 and State Road 80, or old US-80 and State Road 51,” at which point I would immediately propose
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by Corco on Jul 1, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I can't wait until you've been married to "Road Map Girl" for 20 years.
I’d love to check in and see how your relationship is going.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
Unfortunately I know exactly what I want and it's such a unique combination of parameters that I am unwilling to compromise on that there may be 1 girl that meets all the required standards and the odds of actually meeting her are almost nil
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You're married to the road.
A lone soldier walking his own path. A man on a solo mission. An independent contractor in the business of life.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
by Thingray on Jul 1, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I used to have a rough checklist of traits that I would seek out in a gal.
Then I met one who met nearly all the criteria and had few flaws that I knew of. I didn’t love her, or didn’t seem to, and that fact baffled me to such a degree that I eventually left her.
Life sure is weird.
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by JY on Jul 1, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
After my last GF I abandoned the idea of
a checklist of traits. Not because she didn’t meet many of the things I probably wanted, but because she did so in ways I didn’t imagine, and honestly that was okay.
Putting up some kind of impossible standard or whatever seems like a losing battle.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I have dated against "type" so many times I don't even know how it's supposed to work anymore.
The only truth is that people will surprise you, sometimes in good ways, sometimes in bad, and you never know what you might learn from the experience or who you might end up with.
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by JY on Jul 1, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
My biggest thing was always "no kids"
and I married a woman with two. Thankfully their old enough I don’t have to deal with them much, but still.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
Good news, Corco
Ken Jennings’ book on maps is coming out soon. I suggest you follow him on his book tour, scouring crowds at his appearances for mates.
by yuniform on Jul 1, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
The other important one is that she has to do something that very few people in her age range/gender do
If you can’t break the typical early-20s girl stereotype, you’re too boring.
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That's a man who is dedicated to his Wendy's.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
Corco beat me to it,
But my response was going to be “the kind of chick that Corco would want to be with”
Does this mean I win?
I’m assuming the answer isn’t antifreeze.
by Faux on Jun 30, 2011 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions
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by Faux on Jun 30, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yup, Old English is where we usually end up.
Or if we’re feeling especially bitchy, Smirnoff has some decent blueberry lemonade.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
You can barely taste the alcohol, so it's pretty easy to pound the shit out of.
And it’s like $10 for a 40 of 10%, so it’s good for getting drunk pretty fast.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Four Loco is perfect if you find it pleasant to wake up a week later in Guatemala.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 30, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Four Loco got me so drunk that I didn't care that I had just watched the Sounders lose to the Timbers at home.
by Robert on Jun 30, 2011 3:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
I tried the new one yesterday and didn't see what's so bad with it.
It just tasted like watered down shitty grape soda that was apparently 10% alcohol.
No caffeine
used to be a one stop shop to kick off the whole night, now you need to find Five Hour Energy too
by seattlebruin on Jul 3, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
In this thread you have expressed interest in Olde English, Smirnoff blueberry lemonade, Caribou Lou
I've said that's where we've ended up, hence the looking for better options.
And those are still a far cry from Four Loko.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't think that it tasted that badly
And in my time on this planet I have never encountered a product that accomphished it’s goal better than Four Loco.
I've never actually had it.
Just been with people who did, and heard about it from others. I’ll probably get stupid one of these days and try it myself.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Just take a bunch of Jager bombs sometime
Same effect- you won’t feel drunk but you’ll go crazy and you’ll wake up with the mother of all hangovers
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7 or 8 or 9 or 10 or 11
Whatever would normally get you drunk without the Red Bull
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Hmm, I still have a decent amount of Jager left from our last party.
I think this will happen this weekend.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
This conflicts with the entire thread where you needed to get drunk on $20.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 30, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Indeed.
We made the drive over to Auburn a couple weekends ago and hit up the Muckleshoot Smoke Shop with some friends. We got royally fucked up on Saturday night and drove back on Sunday, hence the need to get drunk for cheap again for awhile.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait wait wait
You made a trip from Walla Walla to go specifically to the Muckleshoot Smoke Shop in Auburn?
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm curious about this myself.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
Oh no we went back there to golf, because our friend lives on/works at Washington National
While we were there, we went to the smoke shop to stock up tax-free.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, because that would have been among the most retarded road trips ever made
Walla Walla to Auburn would probably take you through 10 reservations, each with many smoke shops
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup, there are even some here in the Walla Walla Valley.
Once we were there to golf, it was just a crime of opportunity ;)
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Rule #1 of roadtrips is not to hold the purpose of the roadtrip up to any sort of standard
Buzzkiller
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Hey I'm a sucker for a roadtrip in almost any circumstance
But there ain’t shit from Walla Walla to Auburn.
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
.
But there ain’t shitfromin Walla Wallatoor Auburn.
Fixed.
by Matt Erickson on Jul 1, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, the smoke shop has tax-free liquor?
Is that seriously true? Because I live 5 minutes from the Muck, and I’m going to be A) sad I didn’t know sooner and B) ecstatic at the thought of cheaper alcohol.
Just make sure you have 0 commitments for at least 36 hours after you finish drinking
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Mmmm... Maybe that's what I'll buy for the weekend.
I think I’m the only person who actually prefers Jager to almost any other shot.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 30, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nope
With the exception of beer and Gin & Tonics, Jager is my favorite alcohol.
by Robert on Jun 30, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm curious to find my hangover threshhold.
I have literally never had a hangover in my life, which I think may be because I usually throw up at least once before I pass out. But I’m wondering what it would take for me to actually end up with one.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
My hangovers have gotten better and better as I get older.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 30, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Part of it may be altitude/humidity for me
I got nasty hangovers in Wyoming (elevation 7220, no humidity) but I got drunk in eastern Kansas (1000 feet, a ton of humidity) a few months ago and felt fine
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When I was 17, 18, 19 I never, ever got hangovers
I could rally 3, 4 days in a row.
No more. I can have two beers and get a hangover
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I'm sure altitude would have something to do with it.
I’ve just never been one to puke or get a bad hangover except for once in a blue moon. I usually eat a lot of food the moment I wake up.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 30, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm 22, drank quite a bit when I was 16, 17, 18, never got hangovers.
Then didn’t drink for like 3 or 4 years, started up again about 2 months ago, and still never get hangovers.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 30, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't want to get old :(
You! Cake or death?
by Torrid on Jul 1, 2011 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
When I was a teenager, I never thought I was going to make it past 25.
Now I think it’s partially because I didn’t want to deal with the thought of being over 25. I’m 28 now (I think), and it keeps getting worse. Maybe the curve flattens out enough to get used to it by the time I hit your age?
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You really stop caring about the number of years once you cross 30
because you realize that age is just a number.
I find it far more weird when my oldest and youngest siblings hit a milestone than I ever do about myself
Or, its weird offshoot...
“I am now dating someone younger/older than my youngest/younger/oldest/older sibling.”
I had fun with that in the fall. Younger on both accounts.
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by JY on Jul 1, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, this has always been a little weird for me.
My wife’s older sister is still a few years younger than me, which is odd too. She’s the big sister-in-law, but really not.
Though I couldn’t imagine dating someone older than my older siblings. That’s pretty weird.
I'm the oldest, so that's no issue for me.
I’d imagine it would be weird. The younger was weird too, considering the gal, though a week younger, was waaaay more mature than my younger brother is.
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by JY on Jul 1, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I dated someone my sisters age, who is four years older, and that was weird.
I would think to myself “You probably listened to Tiffany like my sister did, and that’s weird that you fall into that specific generation because I associate that with my sister.”
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jul 1, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That's when I knew it was time to graduate
when all the incoming freshmen were younger than my youngest sibling.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I never celebrated birthdays, so that never bugged me. It was more the ego then.
But now the retarded stuff I did earlier in my life is starting to catch up with me, and I’m realizing I now can’t undo most of it.
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Eh, I found the time between 28 and 30 to be miserable too.
I think it’s that way for everyone. After 30 you just don’t give a shit.
I am eager to get to the don't-give-a-shit point
I should probably start drinking my way to unremembering the next 2 years.
Yeah my life has been shit since a few months after turning 27
I mean its slowly getting better, but this just seems to be a really weird life period.
I’m not married. I’m not dating and I’m not on a discernible career path. Huzzah!
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Its funny that all of my friends (we are between 26 and 29) are either married or completely and utterly single.
And its most common to be single I’d say. That seems to be a lot different than how I imagined my late-20’s, but totally seems reasonable and normal now.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jul 1, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Its definitely a weird period in one's life
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Hopefully not together.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
Monarch Vodka
Buy 2 5ths and have at it.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 30, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Monarch Vodka is the main reason I have a job.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 30, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Just picked up two gallons of Scarlet Fire IPA for $21 fiddy at the brew pub
Something like 7.5%, that might get three guys drunk. Depends on a few things
Such as if you brought your own crystal, and you're okay with a hetero JO circle.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 30, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Can a JO circle be Hetero?
A friend and I talked about this with our wives over the weekend.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 5, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Is it better to finish first or last?
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by thehemogoblin on Jul 5, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends on whether it is a day or night game.
Day games you want to finish fast, night games should at least go all 9 innings.
This made me realize how long it has been since I've been drunk.
Pretty sure that somehow it has been upwards of 3 months. I think I’ll have a margarita.
I really don't know why this thread ever moved past "cheap vodka"
$20 in cheap vodka should be enough to get 3 Charlie Sheens wasted.
Not even "cheap" vodka like Monarch either
You can get a couple fifths of flavored Burnett’s vodka for under 20 bucks. A couple fifths should be more than enough for 3 guys to be drunk.
I don't care if someone says this is for "chicks" or whatever.
But you can buy $20 worth of the cheapest vodka (which is a lot of vodka) and make Jello shots.
Whenever we did this in college, you don’t realize you just killed 10 shots of vodka in 10 minutes, and so you cross over into drunkeness immediately.
Also, the quicker you drink (beer bong) will also effect how drunk you get on a cheap budget. If that is your only goal.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 30, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to be able to make a perfectly delicious drink that girls enjoyed just by pouring a shit ton of lemonade concentrate and mixing it with vodka
Add a dab of orange juice, and you’re good to go.
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Basically a fifth of vodka plus two cans of lemonade concentrate (one pink one regular) and like 8 oz of orange juice and that was a perfectly drinkable drink
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Sounds reasonable.
Crystal Light works good as well.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 30, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Want to really impress college girls?
Find an empty bottle of Belvedere Vodka and pour a bottle of shit vodka into it and make drinks with it. They won’t be able to tell the difference and they’ll think you’re prime time for offering up the good shit.
Not beer, but...
Rich & Rare whisky + Coke
by wyte_lightning on Jun 30, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's a beer thread with a slightly different (and much duller) focus.
I just found out that the restaurant at the base of my work building has La Folie on tap for the same price as Widmer Hefe, and last week I found a bar that had Burton Baton on tap and was willing to fill my growler.
Has anybody else recently found something unexpected and wonderful on tap?
I found Old Rasputin at a pub in Ravenna last month.
I can’t remember seeing that on tap anywhere else I’ve been to in the Seattle area so I was pretty excited. The best part is that it’s only $3 during happy hour!
No job, so every day is a day off I suppose.
This weekend though, I am on yard duty. Blackberries, holly, weeds, ivy. I’ll probably play some video games when I’m recovering from that. Monday I’ll hit a BBQ where I’ll bring firecracker shrimp and homemade chex mix. Not very exciting, but there it is.
Sounds pleasant, and firecracker shrimp sounds pretty exciting.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 30, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Blackberries and holly can be pretty exciting
Holly is basically a tree, and if it’s more than a few feet tall I’ve found it’s a huge pain in the ass to get rid of.
Then again, I’m kind of a wuss and no tools, so maybe it’s easier for other people.
Long reach snips are the best yard care item ever thought of.
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I finally saw 30 for 30 on the Kirkland Little League team
hard to believe it is almost 30 years ago
Hmm, I'll have to track that one down, there's been several 30 for 30s that I've loved.
The U, Run Ricky Run, Jordan Rides the Bus. I’ve seen a few others, but those are probably my favorites.
by Patrick Stites on Jul 1, 2011 4:43 AM PDT up reply actions
You can buy individual episodes on iTunes I think
and Amazon sells the whole thing as a box set.
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ESPN keeps re-airing them, which is great if you have a DVR. I have 5 waiting to be watched.
I just saw the fantasy baseball one, which was neat except there were too many ridiculous staged pieces. I also wish they acknowledged that more of the original rotisserie players were smart people. Okrent’s last book got him a Daily Show appearance.
Run Ricky Run was maybe the worst one, I think. Even that Evert/Navritilova tennis one had some neat footage of them playing.
Looks like Verizon's tiered data pricing starts July 7th.
The pricing: $30 for 2GB, $50 for 5GB, $80 for 10GB. Overages will cost you $10 per GB.
Customers already signed up for Verizon’s $29.99 unlimited plan will be grand fathered in after the new changes are enforced. (But for how long?)
New Verizon customers that jump on board before July 7th will still have access to the unlimited plan. Anyone that signs up after will be out of luck.
RIP Dave Niehaus.
I wonder how this works for people who are on data plans that aren't tied to smartphones.
I have Internet on my phone, but it’s not a smartphone, and I use it fairly regularly to check my email and Twitter (for myself and my newspaper). I don’t come anywhere close to this stuff, but I could if I ramped up my use, simply by reading LL on a regular basis (damn .gifs).
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by thehemogoblin on Jul 1, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Gamers!
A friend says these are good deals. I’m not doing too much gaming anymore, so I figured I’d pass it along.
http://store.steampowered.com/sale/Summer2011Packs
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Steam Sales are legendary
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Picked up The Longest Journey and Dreamfall yesterday.
Incidentally, if you haven’t played The Longest Journey, you need to.
I don't even play computer games, but that looks like a ridiculous deal for the Valve one with the Portals.
I picked up Recetear: An Item Shop's Tale for 5 bucks right before the new deals came out.
I’ll probably pick up Space Chem and some of the Starwars games when I get back home.
Every time there's a Steam sale I promptly buy about ten or twelve games that I never, ever play.
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by JY on Jul 1, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
If it wasn't for the little achievement based contest
I probably wouldn’t play some of the ones I buy.
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There's people that go crazy for that stuff.
The sheer time involved on mostly crappy games to get a million points+ boggles the mind. I remember an article about it, and this chick was buying kids games to get easy points and importing games from Japan just for the achievements.
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Well the steam ones for the contests aren't bad
Essentially they put short, Indie games on sale, and give each game a fairly simple achievement that if you accomplish it gives you a raffle entry into a big prize giveaway.
Its a little different than the MS achievement points thing.
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Aha, at least that makes sense.
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There was a guy who broke 500,000 gamerscore on Xbox live recently.
That’s the equivalent of completing the achievements for 500 full games, although since it’s a bitch to complete 1000 score for most games, he had way more than that played.
by Patrick Stites on Jul 1, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I assume it's the same guy, unless he just passed him.
I know that Major Nelson mentioned the guy I’m thinking of as the first to do it.
by Patrick Stites on Jul 5, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
tootthekazoo or anyone else in the Renton area
Did you hear that explosion around 3am last night. My power went out for a few hours. I can’t see anything about it on the news and now I’m wondering if I was the only lucky soul to lose power.
Nothing like the electronics in my room getting zapped back on around 6 am. Talk about a frightening way to wake up with your printer going, your computer staring up, your tv blaring and your clock blinking at you.
Anyone else have some fun ‘rude-awakening’ stories?
I fucking hate you Mariners
In one of my apartments I was on the second floor, and a car ran into the first floor apartment below me at 3 in the morning.
I thought it was an earthquake and was going to go back to sleep until the room started tilting a minute later.
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My "Welcome to LA" story.
When I first moved to LA I was unemployed for the first six months. So, of course I’d be at home all day and sleep in until whenever.
The worst wake-up I got during this time was hearing the faint noise of someone in my apartment. Then it wasn’t so faint. “LAPD! LAPD! Come out!”
I thought my roommate must be playing a joke on me. I opened my bedroom door and sure enough there were 6 or 7 LAPD Officers in full gear pointing guns at me. I was handcuffed and they searched my apartment.
Turns out that a couple of gang members on parole were using my address as their address. I suppose this was the best possible way to be introduced to the Los Angeles Police Department.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jul 1, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
How'd they get in? Did they kick down the door or something?
Seems like if they would have just watched the house for a day they would have realized maybe the gang members weren’t there.
I fucking hate you Mariners
And for a rude awakening story
I woke up once at 4am to the fire alarm going off in my apartment. I grabbed my 2 year old son and we ran outside where everybody else from the building was gathering. Apparently one of the people in the unit next to mine decided to cook a piece of toast on the stove because the toaster was broken. While it was cooking he decided to get in the shower, and the bread caught on fire. I hated this person for the rest of my time at this apartment complex because I was terrified that I was going to lose everything due to some fuckstick trying to cook bread on the stove top.
I used to live in a building full of fucksticks.
Then they recalibrated the smoke alarms and everything went to shit for six months to the extent that people showering with the door open would set off the alarm’s heat sensors and then things normalized a bit. I’m pretty sure they were still idiots though.
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by JY on Jul 1, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I lived in a complex where the alarms went off constantly for no reason.
We’d sit up in our windows and BS with the firefighters when they showed up to shut it off. It got to the point where I could actually sleep through the alarm, and my roommate would have to come wake me up.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
The whole "dorm" was required to empty, or so they told us.
There were about thirty people per floor and twelve floors. The first few times, we emptied. Then we stopped after the seventh alarm in a two day span, so they started going door to door, but they couldn’t open it, they could only knock or look for signs of noise/light, so if you kept quiet, you could get through it.
Oh, the things I adapted to.
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by JY on Jul 1, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
That sounds like my freshman year of college!
~every other week somebody would pull the fire alarm at 2 AM
Why they couldn’t get the ink squirty alarm pullers is beyond me
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Apparently my college had way fewer fucksticks than everybody else.
All it really took was word to get around that “fire alarms in dorms occupy so many firefighters your fuckstick drunken prank could cause real people to die in a real fire” and the fucksticks stopped being fucksticky.
by HititHere on Jul 1, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Excellent use of "fuckstick".
Sobriety ain't too bad...
Can you withhold rent for this?
Our fire alarms went off for 30 minutes due to a short in the electrical system and I’m debating withholding the $.35 of rent since the apartment neglected to maintain their electrical systems and essentially denied me the use of my apartment for 30 minutes, breaching the contract
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Withholding rent is always a horrible idea unless it's an absolute last resort.
99% of the time you would be better off to request a reimbursement or a rent credit, but good luck in this case.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
It's more that I hate my landlord and just want to get in an argument about $.35 worth of rent to piss her off
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Then go for it!
Sobriety ain't too bad...
by Thingray on Jul 1, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This would fall under the "Maintain the dwelling so it doesn't violate state and local laws in ways that endanger the tenant's health and safety" part of the Tenant's Bill of Rights.
So legally, yeah, you could withhold your 35 cents, but there are probably hoops you have to jump through before a court would agree you did your due diligence before withholding.
It’d be a grand blowup with the landlord, for sure.
They didn't violate state or local laws though.
They had a maintenance issue, which seems to have been repaired.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
I think we eventually got some sort of compensation, though I can't remember because I was not one of the ones giving so much of a fuck.
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by JY on Jul 1, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
If it's an ongoing issue most reasonable landlords will give you some sort of rent credit or something.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
Does anyone here know where I can find banana leaves in Seattle?
I need them for my BBQ this weekend.
Fuck the Angels
Hey guys
I’d just welcome you all officially to the Pac 12 and B1G era of college football.
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Just like to
Brain no work good.
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by bluemax on Jul 1, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tarantula double-beating heartbeat.
This spider prepares for its MRI.

“Hey Doc, will I ever play baseball?”
“Yes, you’ll be able to play.”
“Good, because I never could before!”
;)
Link to the very first video of a spider science breakthrough!
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jul 1, 2011 10:25 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'd sure like to know what it is I hit occasionally in FF that causes my page to race to the bottom, and refuse to scroll back up.
Is it certain sites, or completely at random?
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The greatest thing the M's Facebook page has ever done.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 1, 2011 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Halman and Oats?
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Either that or just Halman Oats
Either way, I’m looking forward to 80s night tonight because I love the goofy shit they do on the board during the games
That sounds like a breakfast cereal.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
I would get so fat if these were readily available.
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I had a dream recently that a pot pie pop existed.
Then I made some. A two bite pot pie on a lollipop stick, with a bit of mashed potato on the inside to make it extra evil.
That is not just a dream but the best dream ever had by anyone ever
by pdb on Jul 5, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
FASTBACKS FRIDAY!!!!!!!!
but sadly I won’t be around much, just coming up for the show and leaving early Sat morning. I would love the recipe though.
by pdb on Jul 5, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
royalcurve, pot pie pops AND the Fastbacks?
I might die from the collection of awesome.
by pdb on Jul 5, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That is straight up Willy Wonka shit right there.
My life is grayer knowing that doesn’t exist.
How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?
by JAH on Jul 6, 2011 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions
The ridiculousness of my landlord-tenant issue has come to a new height.
After going to the city of Eugene and finding out that legally my former house is a one-bedroom building, I went to my landlords and they said it was still a two-bedroom house, ascertaining the upstairs room qualifies as two bedrooms.
However, I believe that given there is one door, one closet, one light fixture located exactly in the middle of the room, and no signs of their being previous construction to the room for it to have been two bedrooms in the past, that it legally constitutes a single bedroom, regardless of its size.
I’ve already told them my intent to terminate my lease, but they’ve denied it based on the grounds of the house having two bedrooms.
What are my options here? I’m tempted to take them to court at this point, given the struggles I’ve had in dealing with them over the last two months. I want a peaceful resolution so I can move on with my life; I’m not interested in the money. I believe that one door, one closet, one light means one bedroom. Am I in the right here?
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No
Th existence of a window is what legally defines something as a bedroom (as opposed to being defined as a closet). The number of closets/lights is immaterial.
But I’m also sort of confused. I’m not sure specifically what your issue is based on this post – do you think it should be a one-bedroom, not two? On what do you base this? Is there a downstairs room that is a bedroom, and is the upstairs room the one that is contentious? Describe the house a little bit.
How much more time do you have on your lease? Is it worth just ignoring it and moving out as soon as you can? This seems like a very, very uphill challenge for very little gain.
by pdb on Jul 2, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I think it should be a one-bedroom house, given that it's impossible to divide the single room they regard as two bedrooms.
There’s a downstairs converted garage that is barely refinished that I initially thought they were regarding as a bedroom, but I didn’t know they considered the bedroom upstairs two.
Structurally, the house is one contiguous living room/kitchen downstairs with a half-remodeled garage, and then a single room upstairs.
I base my assertion that it’s a one-bedroom house on the fact that there’s a single closet, a single door and a single centrally located light fixture. It’s designed as one room and has no partition. Therefore, I believe it’s one bedroom, legally. And because the company advertises the house as a two-bedroom house, I’m paying more in rent than the house should be worth because the house isn’t what it is advertised as, given that a two-bedroom house is inherently more expensive than a one-bedroom house.
I only have two months left on the lease and I already moved out, but I’m trying to save myself a couple months of paying double rent (which is happening during the summer, when my financial aid reserves are pretty much depleted). I had to get out of that house for myriad reasons, including having a god-awful roommate. And Kermit, I’m trying to use it as an out because of this.
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by thehemogoblin on Jul 2, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
What confuses is me is that the number of bedrooms doesn't matter.
You looked at the house (I assume) then signed a lease to rent it for a specific amount. You should fulfill that lease. It doesn’t matter how many rooms it has, whether it’s one or twenty.
It would be different if you signed a lease prior to seeing the property (while say, relocating), then found out the house wasn’t what was advertised. But you lived there for quite some time, and agreed to the lease until you left.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
Has the house been permitted for two bedrooms?
That would increase the value which would increase the tax on the property. And then the problem of having a no permit for whatever work they’ve done which would be illegal.
Also, I’m with pdb here on the confusion, initially your comment makes it sound like this is the only bedroom in the house, and they’re counting it as two bedrooms. Not sure why this constitutes grounds to break the lease, was the lease you signed not clear on the number of bedrooms, or is this some kind of loophole you’re trying to exploit?
Any official word on James Zamarripa (6th round choice, OF) signing?
Having asked that and hoping I don’t ruin Z’s plans or steal his thunder, he is my wife’s cousin and we’ve heard from the family that he is officially a Mariner and signed within the last few days. Family says he has decided to pass on his commitment to San Diego State and there are pictures of happy happy signing day. Please feel free to grain of salt that, I know I do on supposed “Insider Info”, I just thought it was interesting and felt I should pass it on.
Huh. Didn't think he was going to.
I don’t know that much about him aside from he’s supposed to have good defensive tools, but it often happens that California has so many guys to scout and one or two slip through that hardly anyone knows about.
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by JY on Jul 2, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I haven't spoken to them personally
But my guess is that he didn’t expect to get taken as highly as he did, going along with your “not as highly rated, slip through the cracks” type of Cali guy. Might be a larger signing bonus from going higher in the draft persuaded him to sign. Speculation
I’ll pass on any tidbits if I get them in the future.
by Craptastic-J on Jul 2, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Jose Lopez DFA
Solution to our third base problem. No question about it.
by BigR on Jul 2, 2011 12:31 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Spooky.
Photographers scope out abandoned Six Flags in New Orleans
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by JY on Jul 2, 2011 12:37 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This was absolutely incredible to look through. Also, I love the creativity of some of the graffiti.
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by thehemogoblin on Jul 2, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
This is really cool
I sent it to my photographer friend, he wants to go visit it now.
It also reminded me of this place he showed me photos of in Japan, its like an abandoned city on an island or something.
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Forest Snow's latest tweet confused me.
I don’t think you can find any data on pitch types down in the low minors, but I’m guessing if this is just coming about and Snow’s walk rate boomed after his promotion that he’s been playing around with a splitter and not getting it over the plate? It’s pretty minor, just thought it was interesting if true.
It's probably out of elbow concerns or something.
It has nothing to do with quality of the pitch. They just want guys in the low minors to focus on a few pitches at a time.
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by JY on Jul 2, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
That man is a giant compared to that ump.
I’d be terrified.
by sanford_and_son on Jul 3, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Felix and Brandon are both named to the All Star team
as is our shortstop Asdrubal Cabrer .. ah, nevermind.
That was actually meant to be a question, not a statement...
I was thinking lemon, rosemary, and olive oil but someone else mentioned using sage …
by msb on Jul 3, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Tried one recently that had lemon, oil, ginger, and garlic.
Marinated it far too long, but it was super tasty.
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by JY on Jul 3, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I might have to keep that one in mind ... I only have powdered ginger at the moment, and that won't do it.
I could do half with rosemary and half with sage ….
how long do you usually marinate chicken?
by msb on Jul 3, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
The recipe said three to five hours, but it ended up in there for the better part of a day.
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by JY on Jul 3, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
That sounds delicious.
I usually don’t marinate much, because the only chicken I ever make is roast chicken. In that case, I always use the Zuni Cafe recipe. Rosemary, salt, pepper, and that’s it. People always go bonkers for it. But I’m intrigued by marinades, and I can’t think of anything tastier than a rosemary / lemon / olive oil combination.
I ended up with just lemon, olive oil and garlic; it worked just fine.
I also made some white beans simmered with garlic and sage, then cooled and turned with some olive oil.
by msb on Jul 4, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I have discovered my grilling weakness.
I tend to want to poke and turn and fuss too much, too soon.
I'm going to send this resume out to numerous potential employers over the next few days.
Anyone care to read it over and see if there are any blatant mistakes?
http://ericdykstra.me/e/resume.pdf
Thanks again for everyone’s suggestions in the previous topic. I decided to go with a complete redesign to fit more info on the page.
Currently seeking employment. My homepage
My suggestions
1. Drop the “Objectives” section entirely. It’s pretty meaningless for a company – the company has a job, you want a job, that’s the objective. No need to couch it in lofty, somewhat meaningless terms. Use the interview to go into your views on what you’re looking for in a company and how you can benefit that company.
2. Drop the “interests” section. As we all discussed previously, unless those interests are germane to the job for which you are applying, most employers won’t even look this far down the resume. And if you do decide to keep the "interests section, leave off “eating gyoza”. Dinner is not an interest, delicious though gyoza are.
3. under the “IKEA international case analysis”, you say “Given less than two days, prepared and delivered a case analysis”. It might be helpful there to list the title of the case analysis, or a few words describing what the case analysis was.
4. Under “Learning the Ruby programming language”, you say "Reading “Learn To Program” by Chris Pine, currently finishing chapter five". I would drop the “currently finishing chapter five” part – that’s too specific. You’re reading the book, which is great, but an employer won’t care what chapter or page you’re on – they’ll care about what you learned from the book as a whole.
I do like the format and style of the resume, though, it looks great and isn’t too busy. Nicely re-worked.
by pdb on Jul 4, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Thank you for your help!
1 & 2: I think they’re ok to keep on as my “complete” resume, because some companies like the personality they bring. I’ll take them off as necessary, though, depending on what specific job I’m looking for.
3 & 4: Done.
Thanks again.
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Not good enough to list it as a skill.
It’s just a hobby for now, and hopefully I’ll reach some level of competency soon.
Thanks for the advice.
I’m guessing by the recs on pdb’s post, most people agree with all of that?
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I don't think you need to say CSS 3
You could just say CSS. If your Javascript/Html 5 development has lead you to dealing with Jquery make sure to add Jquery to your coding languages.
Ditto what pdb said on the format.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 5, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Copy editing time!
- There needs to be a comma between B.A. (with periods) and “Business Administration.”
- “Focus” shouldn’t be capitalized.
- In the “Director of Social Media” position, the first point should read “to increase,” not "for increasing.
- “Developing” should be “Developed,” because every other bullet point you wrote is in past tense except that one.
- In the “Assistant” position, I would say “Performed troubleshooting” instead of “Troubleshot,” because the latter sounds totally made up.
- In the “Co-Founder and VP of Technology” section, it should say either “our” or “company” in each of the three bullet points. Be consistent.
- I’d spell out “vice president,” especially because it would still fit on the line.
- In the final bullet point of that section, I would use the “300” instead of “three hundred.”
- In the bold lines, you inconsistently use both “and” and “&.” Pick one and go with it. (I’d go with the former.)
- (Side note) I still don’t understand how people get paid to play videogames, beta testers aside.
- In the “SC2 Overseer” section, I would change “guest-write on related websites” to “guest-write for related websites.”
- I would spell out “percent” instead of using the sign, and I would use the numeral “30” instead of “thirty.”
- In the “MLB Score Project” section, I would structure the second bullet point to be congruent with all the others, phrasing it like this: “Learned advanced Excel techniques and statistical theory through baseball sabermetrics.” (“As well as” is just a wordy way to say “and,” and your learning is implied.)
- Correct the spelling of “Quckbooks” to “Quickbooks.”
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by thehemogoblin on Jul 5, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions 9 recs
Thanks a ton.
The whole troubleshot thing is something I looked up, but yeah it sounds awkward.
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Well this isn't the right thread at all!
by Eyeball Kid on Jul 4, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
But the other five will be chiseled gold.
...and now I'm here
I am glad that I got my own grilling, sun-sitting, and beer-drinking out of the way before the hooplah began on the downstairs patio.
I’m not sure it would have been so relaxing a day if I’d had to listen to the deeply intellectual conversations that have been wafting up from down there this afternoon.
So, I see on "Jeter Tonight" that Jeter made it safely back to the Yankees and so the world continued to turn.
I hope they wheel Jeter's decrepit, withered near-carcass out to SS every game from now until 2075
He can make the all-star team every year and pose for photo ops in his wheelchair, clutching bottles of vodka and Geritol.
Of course they will
Derek Jeter is the support pole on which not just the Yankees, but baseball itself, rests. Without Jeter, baseball will wither and die.
Or at least that is the lesson I get from watching Sportscenter.
by pdb on Jul 5, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
So the Lodgepole that is the center of the world in Summerland is actually Jeter?
how did Michael Chabon miss that?!
LL Poll!
The new project manager for a company that my company has been contracting with just sent us a email that has a bunch of competing bids from oversea developers. His boss and my brother share similar names so email auto fill could of made a mistake. I think it was intentional. Thoughts?
99% sure it was a mistake
new project manager means unfamiliarity with names. I have enough trouble with autofill as it is and I’ve been at my company a while.
Would it change your mind if in our personal meeting with the guy last week.
We felt he was a snake in the grass and has specialized in outsourcing in Panama?
Also he’s only sent my brother one email before this – So I doubt his autofill would prioritize my brother.
Maybe I’m a little paranoid but this guy is older and has been around the industry for a while.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 5, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Though I did just get a good list of oversea developers....
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 5, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
That's why I think it's a mistake and not intentional
What does this guy have to gain by giving you a list of all competing bids, complete with developers? Was the email sent just to you, or was it supposed to be sent to all the competitors blindly?
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Pilchuck!
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by JY on Jul 5, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn you image tags.

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by JY on Jul 5, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
That looks Pilchuck-ish if you were looking north from the fire lookout.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
IT IS!
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by JY on Jul 5, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Turn left, face directly west and you can see my house.
In fact, I could SWEAR I saw about four fireworks go off from the top of Pilchuck last night when I was watching the fireworks.
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Yeah there were about three guys camped up there in the lookout around 5:45 when I left there.
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by JY on Jul 5, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
HA!
Maybe it actually was fireworks then! My friends thought I was crazy!
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Speaking of Pilchuck, have you ever climbed down the face of it, or do you always take the trail up the ridge?
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In a sample size of one, neither, because I couldn't find the trail.
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by JY on Jul 5, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, at the top it's kind of:
“You can see the lookout from here, find your way up”, but the trail leads up to the ridge. But there is typically a snow field (to the right in your picture), and when my brother and I go up there we’ll free climb down the rock face, then slide down the snow field on our butts, and meet the trail down below. Interesting little shortcut!
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I didn't think camping was allowed on Pilchuck...
Am I wrong?
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I have no idea, but there were people up there with tents and everything.
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by JY on Jul 5, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Been a while since I've been up there or looked into it.
I’ll have to see what the rules are now. Or, it could be that they didn’t know or care, and were just hoping not to get caught.
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Yep - Cannon Beach and Haystack Rock.

by Chris Hafner on Jul 5, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Then fire dancing at Cannon Beach.

by Chris Hafner on Jul 5, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Broken images :(
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by JY on Jul 5, 2011 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
If what Scruffy says is true, your hosting probably kills hotlinks.
Instead you’ll have to post links if you can’t change a setting in your host.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Now that I've reloaded the pages, I have nothing there at all.
Can you send me the links, Scruffy? I’ll re-host and re-post.
Links
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Thanks, Faux.
Here we are (hopefully). They preview okay, but if they don’t show up you can just follow the links (or click Faux’s). Or, you could just write this whole thing off as a waste of time, which it probably is.
Haystack Rock at moonrise:

Fire Dancers at Cannon Beach:

by Chris Hafner on Jul 6, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
These are great!
Fire Dancers, especially
by tootthekazoo on Jul 6, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks - it was a beautiful night.
Cannon Beach was absolutely wonderful. Thanks to the LL community for helping convince us to vacation there!
by Chris Hafner on Jul 6, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I paid off my car today. This is the first big debt I've ever paid off and it feels amazing!!
How do I make this non-LLLJ? Do you feel amazing today???
I don’t think I’ll ever get a car loan again.
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I feel pretty good.
Relaxing weekend overall except for when I had to reenact the foot chase scene from Point Break with the Rally Puppy after she got loose and went bolting after a firework went off. She was almost hit by three cars as I sprinted 4 blocks barefoot trying to catch her before she cornered herself and finally stopped.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 5, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
And when the chase was over you fired your gun into the air six times?
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jul 5, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm
Remembering all this stressed me out again.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 5, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Your knee injury is probably stressing you out also
You should have known better to land flat-footed after that 10 foot fall that ended your chase
by tootthekazoo on Jul 5, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
according to the app on my phone i will not be sober from between 2 pm yesterday and 5pm today
by Robert on Jul 5, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not sure what you mean.
Are you saying the booze won’t all be out of your system until 5:00?
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the little jappy thing says that i won't blow a .000 till 5:36
by Robert on Jul 5, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Asian people tend to be smaller so find the American version and it might say you'll process the booze faster
Either way that's still good and drunk.
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Most impressive.
And probably pretty dangerous as well.
Sobriety ain't too bad...
Between the focus pills and finally being able to stand at work, to fixing up my bike this morning in preparation for a ride tomorrow morning, I'd say my day is going pretty well, yes.
Tempered slightly by the 400$ I just spent in copper and conduit to run around my yard wiring things, but that will be a net good when I have a light in my shed and floodlights and receptacles that are actually up to code (thanks, previous owners). Oh, and the 3500$ that I’m spending on having my sidewalk and curb replaced.
Anyone do anything housewise over the weekend?
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Built a new planter box, and planted flowers in it.
Mowed and weedwhacked, pulled weeds. Dug up a bunch of construction debris I found in the back corner of the lot. Typical weekend. Oh, and bought more plants than I got in the ground. I keep falling farther and farther behind on that. Minus three this weekend.
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Speaking of plants, is anyone familiar with Larkspur?
I bought some this weekend, and the colors are AMAZING.
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I had never seen one before I ran into a rack of them at Lowes this weekend.
I now have two in my yard.
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I'm still at the point where I'm just removing plants, luckily. Not looking forward to the putting plants in phase.
And debris is the worst. Every time I look under my deck and see the pile of concrete and bricks from the patio that used to exist I just want to find the last owners and skin them alive. Someday, I’ll tear that deck down and replace it, getting all that shit out from under there in the process.
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I took all the concrete and stuff I found and made a big pile out by the street.
My intention was to put it there to eventually load into the truck and take to the dump. But I had three people knock on my door since then asking if they can take some or all of it for use as fill. I said yes of course, and just keep adding to the pile.
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What's your preferred build for planter boxes?
I’m not sure if I like the idea of 2×4 stacked or railroad ties out in the front yard, but I don’t like the stone veneer or concrete block look either. And while I like brick, nothing on my house or in my yard would even come close to matching with brick.
I sort of like the look of this, but can’t find anything thin enough that would allow me to build a planter in less than 4.5’ width:
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For me (and for my yard) we used actual rock to build them.
The kind you see in a typical rockery or retaining wall. Anything to formal wouldn’t really fit in the Japanese style we’re going for.
I personally don’t like railroad timbers, they’re too industrial looking. If I had to do something that size, I would either use landscape timbers, or something like Versa-Lock blocks: http://www.versa-lok.com/homeowner
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My good downstairs neighbor and I pulled the ivy that was fast consuming the middle apartment's patio
We’re saving the yard waste for the original owner’s clean green bin next week :)
by msb on Jul 5, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
This reminds me, did anyone else forget to take the garbage and recycling out on the 4th,
thinking there wouldn’t be a pickup on a national holiday?
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I do not feel amazing today
its hot in my apartment and I did not sleep great. And QA has heaped a million bugs on my plate this morning.
It would’ve been nice if they’d started testing my stuff a month ago when I had nothing to do!
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Yeah, I walked into a sh*tstorm at work today too.
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If its any consolation, it is also really hot in my apartment. And I pulled an all-nighter at Commerce on Saturday night and never made up the sleep so I still feel weird.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jul 5, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I slept on my couch because it was 10 degrees cooler in my living room
Thankfully I have a decent couch.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I would pay off one of my student loans if they would fucking set up the account for me already.
Anyway, I feel somewhat sore and there’s a spot around my left cheekbone where I didn’t have sufficient sunscreen [WHILE HIKING THROUGH THE SNOW] but otherwise, amazing.
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by JY on Jul 5, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Credit cards are next, then student loans. I hope when I'm 35, I only have a mortgage.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jul 5, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
My car was paid for circa 2007 and I've never had credit card debt.
However, my car is a ’98 Honda Civic with no features save an aftermarket sound system.
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by JY on Jul 5, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Mine is a 97 Honda Accord. I just paid off a 15 year old used car!
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jul 5, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeepers.
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by JY on Jul 5, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh god, the credit cards.
Still paying off all the new furniture we had to buy when we bought the new house.
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Sounds like a worthy investment at least.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jul 5, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends how much you like cherry wood I suppose.
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I was able to buy my used car for cash -- with some input from my dad, which felt a little odd at my advanced age
but as he was pretty much the only reason I needed a replacement, I accepted … I think on my own I’d have gone the ZIpcar route. In the last 6 months I have been inundated with mail from the dealer, volunteering to buy it back and sell me a brand new one, because apparently owning an ancient (4 year old) Corolla and not being in debt is a sin against nature.
When I wasn’t sure about my job status a year or two back, I made a point of paying off the credit cards, and the day I realized that for the first time I didn’t actually owe anyone anything was pretty amazing.
by msb on Jul 5, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Mortgage aside,
I can’t wait for the day when I have all my credit cards paid off and don’t owe anyone anything (paid cash for my truck). Making good progress though.
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I feel okay, thanks.
I have a sick dog, and spent the day outside with her. She napped under the apple tree, I did yard work. Spent an hour at the gym, which is fun because I’m finally seeing results.
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HBO to broadcast documentary chronicling Yankees Derek Jeter’s pursuit of 3000th hit
I think I’ll go blow my brains out now
Well, there's still hope
The program will air a few weeks after Jeter reaches the milestone.
Someone please snap his ankle while breaking up a double play.
by wyte_lightning on Jul 5, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Even with a broken ankle, there'd be more pain, anguish, and handwringing amung the national media than to Jeter himself.
by wyte_lightning on Jul 5, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Then everyone would blame his decline on the broken ankle
Despite the fact he sucked before the injury.
There is no escaping Jetermania.
That is a false statement
Jeter can never decline. Jeter is on a baseballing plane that those of us in the unwashed proletariat will never understand. Jeter makes Babe Ruth look like a little leaguer. The media told me so!
by pdb on Jul 5, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you promoting Jeter's new cologne?
by wyte_lightning on Jul 5, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Rich and thick and Jetery, but ya caaan't drink it slow.
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If that documentary is not called "Derek Jeter, Patriot: Portrait of an American Hero" someone in the naming-things department at HBO should be fired
by pdb on Jul 5, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh fuck you SBNation, for not accepting certain characters in the subject line. I meant:
“<3 <3 <3 DEREK JETER <3 <3 <3 LOLZ”
heh,
“DARREN ROVELL SEEKS ATTENTION? RT @darrenrovell: Looking for a better title for HBO’s one-hour special than “Derek Jeter 3K.” Who’s got 1?"
by msb on Jul 5, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
"You're Welcome, Mere Mortals: The Derek Jeter Story"
“From Kalamazoo To Valhalla: One Legend’s Journey”
by pdb on Jul 5, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to buy a ticket to tomorrow's game in Oakland. Any LLers going?
I know Oakland’s a dump, but if I get to watch the Mariners play it makes up for it somewhat.
"Satisfaction is the enemy of success." SanFranPreps
I recommend the same place at both safeco and the coliseum .
View level right behind home plate. Don’t get first row, get a couple rows back because people like to use the first row as a concourse.
The Marlins apparently claimed Mike Cameron.
And his entire contract.
I skim read that as Mariners
And found myself more excited than I thought I would be.
Then more disappointed than I thought I would be
So I take it that at some point the Marlins will claim a DFA'd Yuni.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jul 5, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
They're the new Royals/Pirates taking all washed up former M's
by wyte_lightning on Jul 5, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Lopez sure didn't last long
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
So, now that Olivo is back, who comes up for Yepez?
Can’t recall Carp yet, L-Rod is injured…more Mike Wilson?!
Olivo never left and went on the DL,
So really they don’t HAVE to make a move.
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Right, they could carry 3 catchers, one of whom they'll almost certainly never use
They might do that anyway until Carp can be recalled as insurance for Olivo.
Kind of what I was thinking.
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But the price!
Ouch!
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But if it does last for 10+ years the cost is pretty much negated by the savings
If you look at the basic math in the linked spreadsheet, it starts saving money over incandescents by year 4. And they contain no mercury.
by pdb on Jul 5, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
But as the article says, it's tough to think of a light bulb as a long-term investment.
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That's fantastic if it really does last the 10-20 years that they say it can.
Color me slightly (and irrationally) skeptical on that though.
by wyte_lightning on Jul 5, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
And if it doesn't, you've wasted a LOT of money.
Also, if I break a regular incandescent it costs me about 25 cents. Breaking one of these puppies…ouch.
I just had a compact flourescent burn out after almost 5 years of at least an hour a day use
if the LED one does that, and doesn’t put mercury in the waste stream, I’ll spend the money no question.
by pdb on Jul 5, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Like the article says, though,
that price will plummet in a few years. Always does with technology. Solid-state hard drives are still extremely expensive but when they were first released to the consumer market about 25 or so years ago, they were basically unattainable unless you were the Bill Gates of that time period. Same thing with RAM, video cards, etc. You just have to be smart to buy things when they’re affordable and worth the cost but before they become outdated.
40,000 dollars!?!
“I’m a Seahawks season ticket holder, getting ready to sign my check, and $40,000 is a lot of money. I want Matt Hasselback back.”
holy crap.
I'd imagine if you're spending $40,000 a year on season tickets, money is not an issue.
Therefore the threat to not purchase season tickets because of Matt Hasselbeck not being with the team is largely an empty threat. Especially when you can’t spell his name correctly.
I fucking hate you Mariners
That was my spelling error :)
this guy was on the radio— he said it was for several 50 yard line tickets… wonder what the diamond Club equivalent is,…
by msb on Jul 5, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like the caller is always going to purchase the season tickets, just wants to make it known who he thinks the QB should be.
Doesn’t mean anything obviously.
8 games, 40k, 5k per game, 4 tickets maybe? 1,250 per ticket? Thats bonkers, wish I knew what that was like.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jul 5, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
That car I was talking about?
It did not cost 40,000.
by msb on Jul 5, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
LL Meetup at Fangraphs Live/SABR 41?
Any other LLers going to be there this Thursday? I won’t arrive early enough to see Scott Boras speak (he speaks first thing at 8:30, I think), but I’m looking forward to the duel between Dave and Sean Forman over WAR, and then of course the Fangraphs event later in the evening. Perhaps lunch or dinner arrangements can be made?
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I'm too lazy to drive to Long Beach
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Restarted LOST today.
I agree and when they put it all on netflix, I felt like I had no excuse not to do it.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jul 6, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm still a little pissed about the ending.
Fuck the Angels
I just finished re-watching it, crazy to see things a 2nd time, and also to see certain events so close together, relatively.
It was very enjoyable, but wow, 120ish episodes is a chore.
by Patrick Stites on Jul 6, 2011 2:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I did 9 episodes yesterday. I would have never guessed it would suck me in a 2nd time, but it has so far. I mean, I haven't seen these episodes since they first aired so its like all new to me it feels like.
It’s not too soon to do spoiler alerts right?
Well (SPOILER ALERT?)
I think Locke died in the initial crash and has been the man in black the whole time. At least, through 9 episodes it seems like that to me.
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by Kenneth Arthur on Jul 6, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, that can't be true, since Locke encounters the Smoke Monster, which you will remember is one of the Man in Black's forms.
by Patrick Stites on Jul 6, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I also just realized how appropriate my LL avatar is at this point.
Also, I very nearly wrote “Smoak Monster” without thinking about it, I hate myself.
by Patrick Stites on Jul 6, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
The quality of that first season just makes me all the more upset at how crappy the last 3 seasons were.
The first season of Lost is like the holy grail of action/adventure/sci-fi television. Few shows will ever be that captivating and thrilling. I honestly wish it had been cancelled like the producers were expecting it to so we’d just have this little nugget of pure, concentrated awesome television.
by sanford_and_son on Jul 6, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn alphabet.
making Edgar hang out with Al Martin…
by msb on Jul 6, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Huh, forgot completely Brian Fuentes was even in baseball then.
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by thehemogoblin on Jul 6, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
If anybody is looking for a fun time-waster on a short post-holiday week, I recommend ScribblerToo.
It’s an easy drawing program that somehow makes everything look incredibly gothic and creepy.

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