The 2011 Mariners, as told by William Faulkner
Through the knot-holed fence, between the diamond-shaved spaces, I could see them not hitting. They were coming toward where the white was and I looked along the fence. Lester was hunting in the grass by the hill. They took the wood out, and they weren’t hitting. Then they put the wood back and they went to the bench, and he didn’t hit and the other didn’t hit. Then they went on, and I went along the fence. Lester came away from the hill and we went along the fence and they stopped and we stopped and I looked through the knothole in the fence while Lester was hunting in the grass.
"Here, batter." He didn’t hit. They went away across the pasture. I held to the fence and I watched them going away.
When the shadow of the lights appeared on the grass it was between seven and eight oclock and I was in time again, hearing the game. It was Grandfather’s and when Father gave it to me he said I give you the mausoleum of all hope and memory; it’s rather excrutiating-ly apt that you will watch it to grain the reducto absurdism of all human experience that can fit your individual team no better than it did his or his fathers’. I give it to you not that you may remember time, but that you might forget it now and then for a moment and not spend your whole breath trying to conquer it. Because no game is ever won he said. They are not even played. The field only reveals to man his own folly and despair, and victory is an illusion of broadcasters and fools.
It was propped against the collar box and I lay listening to it. Hearing it, that is. I don’t suppose anybody ever deliberately listens to a baseball game. You don’t have to. You can be oblivious to the sound for a long while, then in a second of noise it can create in the mind unbroken the long diminishing parade of time you didn’t hear. Like Father said down the long and lonely light-rays you might see DeJesus walking, like.
jack walks into the box and hes fighting. hes not hitting but hes working hard working pitches and the balls arent going through people get judged by results and what is a man but his batting average? there is no room in this world for good men but only men who are good at things
two hopper to pedroia on the edge of the grass I am being punished makes the throw and there’s one away
next is olivo with a real joy for the game, a real fire that will die away we are being and be forgotten save on cardboard and the eyebrows hidden behind the mask will be forgotten and the warning track power a long pause before failure we believed there had to be a reason if there is no reason then what are we doing?
kennedy with two down what have I done to be given men like these Silva was punishment enough and now for them to have no more regard for me I’ve suffered for them dreamed and planned and sacrificed eighth-days at a time I went down into the valley
kennedy in the four-hole a proven veteran knows how to advance the runner. a runner. the idea of a runner, the invisible runner the platonic form of running. if the runner had been going that would have scooted right on through we are being punished tape tearing off hair we are being punished for vidro for calderon we are being punished for schultz
I can see them through the knot-holed fence. "Shut up that moaning," Lester said.
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it’s kind of a weird one.
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by Patrick Dubuque on Apr 22, 2011 6:01 AM PDT up reply actions
You're a pretty entertaining guy
After publishing a few of these has anything changed? Easier, more relaxed, nothing at all?
Almost every single time I write something
I debate on whether it’s good enough to post. I’m not sure if that ever goes away or not.
I’m always worried I’m going to run out of ideas, because I don’t write about current events (we’ve got that covered pretty damn well) and I don’t get to actually watch or listen to that many Mariners games. Some days I’ve got two posts in the queue and everything’s wonderful, then a week later I wonder if I’m ever going to write anything ever again. The stamina is the hardest part.
Thanks, by the way. It’s good to know you guys will collectively kick my ass if I wander too far afield. It terrifies me, but it’s also good to know.
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by Patrick Dubuque on Apr 22, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, you've only so long before it's your time to go
So here’s to making the most of it!
Been there. Done that.
You’re a good writer – good enough that if you’re worried about whether it’s good enough to post, it’s easily good enough.
When you aren’t required to produce output, you have the luxury of not having to worry about running out of ideas. You really won’t, but it’s a relief to not have to force it. But there is an effect from slowing down – as you slow down the ideas will come less often. So if you want to keep up the creativity you should force yourself to produce on some schedule, even if it’s stuff that you decide isn’t worthy of posting.
"Most all good Americans hate the Yankees. It is a value we cherish and pass on to our children like decency and democracy and the importance of a good breakfast." - William B. Mead
by Steve Nelson on Apr 22, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Absalom!
Although the First paragraph should of been describing at least 6 different ball games all at once.
Booty Butt Cheeks
Tell me one more thing. Why do you hate the Ms?
“I don’t hate them,” I said, quickly, at once, immediately; “I don’t hate them,” I said. “I don’t hate them I thought, panting in the cold air, the iron New England dark: I don’t. I don’t! I don’t hate them! I don’t hate them!”
How do you know it didn't?
Nah, just kidding. I should have stuck more in there. I’m kicking myself for not adding an allusion to As I Lay Dying, with the fan base playing the role of Addie Bundren.
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by Patrick Dubuque on Apr 22, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
If we were allowed to do +1s ....
… I would give this a +1.
"Most all good Americans hate the Yankees. It is a value we cherish and pass on to our children like decency and democracy and the importance of a good breakfast." - William B. Mead
which I did
"Most all good Americans hate the Yankees. It is a value we cherish and pass on to our children like decency and democracy and the importance of a good breakfast." - William B. Mead
by Steve Nelson on Apr 22, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I could definitely do Kafka.
Maybe this summer I’ll read The Castle and see what I can do with it. Bad as they are right now, there’s nobody on the team that could really fill the cockroach role.
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by Patrick Dubuque on Apr 23, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, you're great. I really enjoy reading the stuff you put up.
Keep it up!
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
I just love being able to come to a blog where baseball and Faulkner are connected.
And there’s a community of people that appreciate it.
Yes, this is an incredible site. What fun to have found it.
by TrustBaseball on Apr 23, 2011 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate Lookout Landing and do all I can to burn it to the ground
I still am trying to figure out how to light blogs on fire though
Try printing out each article that's posted and burning it
Do this with each comment also.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
Excellent!
The Sound and the Fury is such a strange novel. I could not understand that thing at all.
To me, reading Flannery O'Conner is suffering.
She’s great and all, but as far as ways to spend an evening, for me she ranks down there with James Fenimore Cooper and watching Chris Ray pitch.
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by Patrick Dubuque on Apr 23, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'd like to see a run at Raymond Carver.
Dreary more than suffering, but also rooted in the PacificNW.
Go Fo Broke!
Hemingway.
A Farewell to Arms, perhaps? :)
by The Ancient Mariner on Apr 29, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions
God, did I ever hate Faulkner.
By extension, I hate this fanpost.
I acknowledge its brilliance – it captures the pain of the Sound and the Fury marvelously well – but it’s still PAIN.
by Patrick42 on Apr 24, 2011 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
"a tale, told by an idiot, of sound and fury, signifying nothing".
Pretty much sums up my feelings on the book.
I still hate Faulkner.
And I really hate this Faulkner.
Great fanpost. Bad Faulkner.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
I feel your same pain.
Jon " Bones " Jones new light heavyweight champion. Even if Jones got struck flush in the face he would recover and defeat whoever is in front of him. I told everyone the fight would be easy. Almost felt sorry for Rua. Anderson Silva would never fight "Bones". He is too scared to fight the real P4P champion. Nick Diaz is near the peak of his career. 2 more fights and then he fights for UFC Glory. The Wolfman. The most popular man on Mania and the Elder Statesman on all things MMA.
by wolfmanshowlforever on Apr 27, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm calling bullshit on this being Faulkner. It's punctuated.
I write for Stumptown Footy, SB Nation's Portland Timbers blog.
i wanted to laugh at this one
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
by blacknoiseNW on Apr 25, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions

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