Biggest Contribution: Ichiro, Adam Kennedy, -0.8%
Biggest Suckfest: Doug Fister, -19.8%
Most Important AB: Bradley groundout, -5.4%
Most Important Pitch: Gordon double, -15.3%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -19.8%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -36.7%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +7.7%
Total Contribution by Rain: -1.2%
(What is this chart?)

I can't remember for sure but I think this might be the first time in my several years of doing this that every single Mariner has been in the negative. Turns out there was something interesting about this game after all.