Josh Hamilton out 6-8 weeks with fractured humerus
If only Aaron Laffey were involved. The Rangers already have a 3.5-game division lead and Hamilton is only so valuable a player, but this is nevertheless one of those things we figured would have to happen for the AL West door to be opened. The door is open, at least a little wider than it was before.
about 1 year ago
Jeff Sullivan
43 comments
0 recs |
Comments
I don't really like being happy about any player getting injured
But I just can’t be unhappy about this
My Mariners blog SodoMojo, My Twitter Feed
Way to throw your coach under the bus Hamilton.
Yeah he sent you, but he didn’t injure your shoulder.
"I would like my undies back"
Yeah that seems pretty low
My Mariners blog SodoMojo, My Twitter Feed
by Griffin Cooper on Apr 12, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I was going to make a joke earlier that with Hamilton out now was the time for the M's to make their move but you treated the idea as if it wasn't a joke.
It's more like an opportunity for the A's to make their move
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 12, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Joke? I don't see what's so Humerus about a player getting hurt.
by Kunkoh on Apr 12, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
That may have only been funny in my head.
Wait, come back to me.. I can do better.
Wait, I got it now...
There’s nothing Humerus about breaking your funny bone.
Thing is, the Rangers are a pretty deep team
they’ll just play Napoli in center, is all.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2011 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
Napoli
although Napoil should be a thing that is real.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Aand I had it right, but had schmutz on my screen
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It's nice to see opposing players go down, especially when they're MVP caliber.
But I don’t know that I’ve ever known someone to splooge all over their screen in excitement.
by Matt Erickson on Apr 12, 2011 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It's like giving the keys of your cool new maxed out off-roading vehicle
to an adrenaline junkie for a weekend. Yeah, you’re probably going to be ok, but it’s still a bit frustrating when it comes back all beat to hell and needing new shocks.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Apr 12, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I just hate when this happens to me
by OlSalty on Apr 12, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ok, it was a crappy metaphor.
Washington’s managerial moves drive me nuts.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Apr 13, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Too bad it wasn't Cruz
Hamilton’s batting over .300, but it’s pretty empty considering he hasn’t hit a dinger in 50 something ABs going back to last year. Heck, his .345 wOBA would rank him only fourth on the M’s right now behind Bradley, Langerhans, and Saunders.
But yeah, if this prevents (or at least delays) him from turning back into the Hamilton we know and fear… breaks! Lucky breaks!
Right, you can pretty much disregard that he was an 8 win player last year.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
My Uncle had a best friend and his roommate in college fractured his humerus
They weren’t there but it was said you could hear it shatter from a hundred feet away. He told his roommate that told his best friend that told my uncle who told me he could feel the little shards of bone in there just grindin’ around and around and it hurt somethin’ awful. The docs filleted that shoulder open and laid the skin back and started in with their drills putting in screws and steel plates. Muscles and tendons all exposed and twitchin’ around, you could even see his lungs past all the gristle and whatnot. Bone dust filled the air and blood was splashing all around, it was really something, it’s been said he has scars all over back there.
Apparently it healed in about 9 weeks but it’s never been the same. Now, he’s was no professional player or anything, but he played in the rec league and was a helluva center fielder, had a wicked powerful arm with laser accuracy and the sweetest swing you ever saw. Just a helluva a player. He was never the same again, had a little choppy swing after and that broken humerus was just never the same. Tightened his shoulder right up.
I realize that I don’t know the exact extent of Hamilton’s injury or if it’s even the same and I’m no doctor but I feel the need to straighten you guys out with the facts. So I don’t hold out much hope for Hamilton, I’m afraid his career is over. You guys outta just right him off, take it from me and that old roommate of a friend of my Uncles.
by Kermit. on Apr 12, 2011 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 22 recs
In all seriousness, this is what I'm worried about.
He’s a hell of a player, with a hell of a come back story. It would be a shame if this lead to the end of a promising and still early career.
Nah,
it’s serious in that it will keep him out for some time, but this isn’t anything resembling career ending.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Apr 12, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
The problem is that it's a broken bone, and they just don't know how to treat that
Seriously, the standard medical community has it’s head WAY up their ass when it comes to this kind of thing. Osteopathic failures, on the whole, are poorly understood at this point in time and standard medical practice which is poor at treating these kinds of issues for a number highly political and controversial reasons. That leads to a lot of conflicting information. It’s not like this is a digestive issue where, well, people have been eating food literally forever. No, we’re talking about bones, those scary rigid things that hide deep in our bodies. Nobody understands them or what they want or why they sometimes break or — to use the fancy term the medical-industrial complex likes to employ to cover their ignorance and confusion — “fracture.”
by Ugly Dickshot on Apr 13, 2011 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Did Kermit's comment really need to be added to?
Did it? Really?
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 13, 2011 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions 8 recs

















