Tim Lincecum Lookability Sequence
Lookability: 7. Can look at; above-average. Might be considered "cute".
Lookability: 5. Can look at; not displeasing, but close.
Lookability: 2. Can't look at; highly displeasing.
Lookability: 1. Can't not look at.
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He does look like a white Snoop Dogg.
...and now I'm here
There's a reverse Sampson effect going on with his hair as well.
As his hair has gotten longer, his fastball has gotten slower. Giants fans better be praying he gets alopecia.
Wherever you are, here you go.
On the other hand, there has been a positive correlation between his hair length and team championships.
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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Feb 5, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
Holy crap
That is one of the most horrifying pictures of an athlete in his twenties I have seen. I would not want to be behind him at the salad bar.
That would depend on him being able to grow one.
Given the latest pictures of him, I find the odds of that to be fairly long.
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Oh hey I see what you did there...
Funny guy :D
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by Matt Erickson on Feb 6, 2011 3:02 AM PST up reply actions
Did you mean that the odds would be -
‘fairly thin’?
I'm pretty sure that all competitive swimmers do the pony tail thing so I'm not really sure what's so odd about it.
Jesus, that facial hair should be illegal.
And more bacon grease, Timmy. Needs more grease.
GET OFF ME!!!
I like that event he reporters find his hair hilarious
He must be trying to out Brian Wilson Brian Wilson the only way he can.
It sure was Lincecum's lucky day
when the Giants got him instead of his being banished up here in the provinces.
I recently was having a conversation with a co-worker at my job
because two people came in and apparently were going ga-ga about seeing him somewhere. I was making fun of them with the co-worker and was about to crack my standard joke about him being a Yoko Ono lookalike when I noticed someone walking up behind me…which was of course, Tim Lincecum.
Fortunately he didn’t hear our conversation. That, or he ignored it, because he gets it all the time.
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I dunno...
Those two women in the last picture don’t look like they’re having a hard time looking at him.
Probably because he woke up the morning of the event, showered in money,
had a nice money omelet with a glass of money, drove his moneymobile to the venue, and asked the attractive ladies if they’d like to join him at I Have Money’s for a nice luncheon of money, money, and a money cocktail.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
Yeah God knows those broads just can't wait to get their claws in some rich guy.
They just can’t hold it back if they know they’ll be able to spend all day every day shopping and eating bon-bons.
by Aaron Campeau on Feb 7, 2011 8:45 PM PST up reply actions
My anecdotal evidence defeats your sarcasm!

I jest, I jest. Just having fun.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
by HititHere on Feb 8, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs

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