JEFF FRANCIS WATCH 2012
FOR ALL OF THE LATEST ON FREE AGENT JEFF FRANCIS
5 months ago
Jeff Sullivan
25 comments
2 recs |
Email
PrintComments
I REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS GOOD AND WE WANTED TO DRAFT HIM BUT COULDN'T
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
I remember when Dave would comment here.
He could tell us that the sky was blue and it get rec’d.
by John Woody on Dec 27, 2011 10:33 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
I'm still here
A clear cloudless day-time sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light. When we look towards the sun at sunset, we see red and orange colours because the blue light has been scattered out and away from the line of sight.
by davidcameron on Dec 28, 2011 6:22 AM PST up reply actions 43 recs
Now tell me why Jeff Francis' cheeks are such a charming shade of pink.
by msb on Dec 28, 2011 7:19 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Because they scatter red light and absorb blue . . .
"Baseball isn't the world's best distraction, but only because it's so easy to start a fire." --Jeff Sullivan
by The Ancient Mariner on Dec 28, 2011 8:44 AM PST up reply actions
IF WE DON'T SIGN JEFF FRANCIS THAT WILL CLOSE THE CASKET ON THE COFFIN OF MY FANDOM
How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?
by JAH on Dec 27, 2011 10:35 PM PST reply actions 26 recs
And would pitch even slower
by Chris_FB on Dec 28, 2011 8:21 AM PST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
And might even scare batters a little
"Baseball isn't the world's best distraction, but only because it's so easy to start a fire." --Jeff Sullivan
by The Ancient Mariner on Dec 28, 2011 8:45 AM PST up reply actions
Would he get to make out with Demi Moore?
As an added bonus, Wedge could just have the shadowy beings pull him into the clubhouse when he needed him off the mound.
Technically, Whoopi Goldberg made out with Demi Moore
by lemonverbena on Dec 28, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
That's worse than Jeff Francis making out with Prince Fielder. Or basically the same.
by Craptastic-J on Dec 28, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions
I think it would be fascinating to watch Francis and Fielder make out.
by Patrick Stites on Dec 28, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
Whip out your
… field book and take notes kind of fascinating? Or the other kind
I'm not sure the Mariners can afford both him and George Sherrill
Perhaps I will figure it out if I’m a vulture at a team owner’s divorce trial for a week or so.
by Chris_FB on Dec 28, 2011 8:24 AM PST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
Related FanPosts on Lookout Landing
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
Recent FanPosts
In Association With
Big League Stew - MLB - Yahoo! Sports
- The Juice: Nelson Cruz matches career high eight RBIs, Pujols stays hot in Seattle
- Benches clear at Fenway as Red Sox-Rays rivalry heats up
- Keeping good company: Albert Pujols becomes fourth-youngest player to hit 450 home runs
- Giancarlo Stanton misses cutoff man, and Logan Morrison is thankful he did (Video)
- Snoop Dogg delivers memorable first pitch at U.S. Cellular Field
