George Sherrill Joins Mariners, Skirts Pile
The news has yet to be officially confirmed as best I can tell, but it's all over the electronosphere that George Sherrill and the Mariners have agreed to a one-year contract with a guaranteed pay of $1.1 million.
Sherrill had a disastrous 2010 season with the Dodgers and then signed a one year deal with the Braves to rebound his value. Oddly, Sherrill had a perfectly decent 2011 season in Atlanta by both old and new metrics, and yet Sherrill faces another pay cut albeit a slight one from the $1.2 million he made last season.
Of course Sherrill's deal with the Mariners reportedly comes with a boat's worth of incentives so he's likely to end up making more money by the time 2012 concludes. Incentives for relievers are usually tied to innings pitched, saves, appearances or games finished, all of which Sherrill would rack up as the season progressed. That's important to the Mariners because if the Mariners hang back as expected behind Anaheim and Texas, then Sherrill could be a useful trade piece while allowing the Mariners to escape the extra payouts.
Sherrill didn't just shake off 2010 last year, he set some career highs along the way that are encouraging for the Mariners. Sherrill tossed a first pitch strike to 69% of hitters last season, one of the best rates in the Majors and far above anything Sherrill had posted in the past. He also missed more bats within the strike zone thanks possibly to what pitch f/x shows was more bite and movement on his slider. He's still a bad pitcher against righties though so any rumblings about him potentially usurping a closer's job should be met with a dismissive chortle and a flippant wave of your hand.
Sherrill will join Brandon League and, eventually, Shawn Kelley as relievers with Major League contracts. With others such as Tom Wilhelmsen likely to hold a spot in the bullpen as well once camp settles down, the individual members of the pile now have one fewer spot for escape.
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Please edit this article
…and change the caption on the picture, please.
by Tim B. on Dec 18, 2011 4:13 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I think this was the joke he was trying to make
Unless I’m misreading.
What's wrong with it?
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Dec 18, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions
Please start your own blog.
….and put whatever captions on pictures you feel like.
No matter where you go, there you are.
Now I'm wondering what the hell the "problem" was
Because I see nothing, 2-3 hours after the above posts were written.
Now I'm not sure what *you* mean
First I saw nothing in the article or caption that could conceivably be construed as offensive, so I threw up a “huh?”
Then I assume you were sarcastically telling me that whatever was there had been “fixed,” which was obvious.
Then (my next most previous post to this one), I was dismissing my curiosity as not altogether meaningful.
Capische?
Ah, caption not offensive (not sure what his issue is.)
First guy said" pls. edit article." Meaning there was an issue. Disastruous is misspelled in the body so I was facetiously repeating the misspell in my reply?
Oh. I paid that little mind
I don’t really care if people have spelling errors in their internet posts, as long as a) the message is still comprehensible and b) it’s not a high-horse post about someone else having bad spelling or grammar.
I think we can end this subthread, now, yes?
The caption is as it always was.
Nothing’s been changed except to correct a pair of typos in the main body.
Prepare to get your brim reaped.
How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?
My screen name requires that I be a George Sherrill fan.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Dec 18, 2011 5:08 PM PST reply actions 11 recs
I am amazed at the amount of people who are complaining that this isn't Prince Fielder
Of course its not Prince Fielder you dumbasses: its George fucking Sherrill
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Well...not exactly complaining that it's not Fielder
But one of the comments from the Yahoo article about this:
“Yes………..this completely counters the Angels signing of Pujols and Wilson. We’ve now aquired a backup catcher a rule 5 guy and an aging reliever. I am so excited.”
A real /facepalm sort of moment.
The collective mass of intelligence over on the Seattle Times
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Dec 18, 2011 8:32 PM PST up reply actions
I've _just about_ had my fill of trying to reach those people
They’re probably beyond help. Kinda too bad.
Sounds like the people on the Mariner's Facebook page.
What’s great about that, though is you know exactly who THOSE people are!
MARINERS!!! WHY YOU NO SIGN PRINCE FIELDER!!??!?!!? :( : ( :(
Post tenebras lux
by Archibald Cunningham on Dec 18, 2011 9:34 PM PST reply actions
Ugh, god. Please fuck off back to Reddit with that stupid meme.
by Eyebrows on Dec 19, 2011 10:15 AM PST via mobile up reply actions 12 recs
It'd be great if it left Reddit as well
by Matthew on Dec 19, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions 7 recs
Not to veer too far off Sherrill
but installing the reddit enhancement suite has been the best thing to happen to my internet since… well since LL. Filtering out subreddits and words in link titles has cleaned up a ton of the juvenile crap that pollutes that site.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Dec 19, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
The science subreddits are quite good, especially the Q/A section.
its a concentrate of the internet – if you’re selective about what you do you can get a ton out of it. If you click on everything you’lll only see memes, cat pictures, and people typing in all caps.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Dec 19, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, we just got one of the best LOOGYs in baseball
I can get down with that.
The name never ends! G-E... O-R.... GEorgeorgeorgeorge
R.I.P. George Carlin.
by Chris_FB on Dec 19, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
GEORGE!!!!
I wanna party with you!!!!!
by Hollywoodheffne on Dec 19, 2011 10:07 AM PST reply actions
Awwwww he likes us!
“My wife, who was my girlfriend then, and I both loved the city and the people in Seattle,” Sherrill said on Monday from his offseason home in Salt Lake City. "It’s a little eccentric, but that’s one thing that kind of has its draw, just the different type of personalities you see. We had a lot of fun there. I was just going through every team and it should be exciting.
“Since I was traded, I’ve been back there every year but one. It’s a place I love to go. Now, I’ll be back there calling it home again.”
Johns: Sherrill has always been sweet on Seattle
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
I can not find a reason to be angry about this.
Thus, as a sports fan, I must ignore it and find something else to be pissed off about.
Let's go Peay!!!
@GregJohnsMLB: Lefty reliever George Sherrill says he’s eager to rejoin #Mariners after agreeing to 1-year deal. atmlb.com/veoWab
@shawnkelley23: let’s Go Peay!!!!
@GregJohnsMLB: @shawnkelley23 Sherrill said playing with another Austin Peay guy was one of the plusses
@shawnkelley23: I feel like will Ferrell when Santa comes #elf
@GregJohnsMLB: I trust you’re not wearing the tights though, right? RT @shawnkelley23: I feel like Will Ferrell when Santa comes. #elf
by msb on Dec 19, 2011 2:03 PM PST reply actions 6 recs

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