Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: Win or Lose, Boston Celtics' New Big 3 Era A Success

The Munenori Kawasaki Experience Is Coming To The Pacific Northwest

You remember Munenori Kawasaki. He's the experienced Japanese shortstop who recently told the Japanese media that he wants to play in the Seattle Mariners organization, and only in the Seattle Mariners organization. It was notable because, generally speaking, that is a stupid thing to want. But Kawasaki and Ichiro get along super great, and the former wishes to play with the latter.

Well, as many of you have surely heard by now, word is that Kawasaki is in Seattle with his wife, who I'm given to believe is not an Ichiro Fathead mounted on plastic. (But I don't know.) The expectation is that, soon, or maybe after the holidays, Kawasaki will end up with a minor league contract. Kawasaki said that he'd be willing to accept a minor league contract, and that's the plan that makes the most sense right now.

As such, it looks like Kawasaki and the Mariners will avoid an awkward situation.

Kawasaki: I want to play for you.
Kawasaki: Only you.
Kawasaki: I fill a need for a backup shortstop.
Kawasaki: I am willing to accept a minor league contract.
Kawasaki: There is literally no downside to signing me.
Kawasaki: So what do you think?
Mariners:
Mariners:
Mariners:
Wellllllll...
Mariners: I mean
Mariners: I mean, don't get us wrong, we appreciate your interest.
Mariners: But
Mariners: I mean

Of course, it was just the other day that Dave wrote at USS Mariner about how there's no evidence that superstars help teams lure other free agents. Here we have a free agent throwing himself at the Mariners specifically because of a superstar. Take that, Dave!

What to expect from Kawasaki? Not much. As we've talked about before, his offensive track record in Japan is unremarkable, and he's coming off a rough season, although most of the hitters in Japan are coming off a rough season. He's a slap hitter good for the occasional double, triple, or stolen base. His strength is supposed to be his defense, but it's hard to say. It's easy to see how Kawasaki could fit, but everybody will need to watch him first.

It's also easy to let your imagination get carried away. Over the past five seasons, Kawasaki has hit .295. A fairly empty .295, but still .295. Just imagine if he could do that here! And as a good defensive shortstop! He'd be incredibly valuable! I guess there's a chance, in that who knows, but international free agents can make people crazy. Assume that there's a reason Kawasaki hasn't generated headline news.

Kawasaki will get his contract before long, and then we'll see him in the spring. In the spring, he will play with Ichiro. If he's good enough, he will continue to play with Ichiro. If he's not, or if the organization wants to see how he does in Tacoma first, he will play with Carlos Peguero, who has met Ichiro before. Kawasaki could then earn a midseason promotion. If Kawasaki ends up actually worth a damn, I don't know what he'll do if Ichiro isn't back in 2013, but we'll cross those several bridges when we get to them. Still a lot of jungle ahead.

In closing, here's Munenori Kawasaki looking like a child detective.

Kawasaki_medium

Comment 53 comments  |  1 recs  | 

Do you like this story?

Comments

Display:

His upside looks to be 90% of Brendan Ryan at everything.

Meaning, he could potentially be a very useful bench piece.

M's fan newly relocated to SF My homepage

by lailaihei on Dec 15, 2011 2:36 PM PST reply actions  

Fuck yeah we did

It might take us giving Lady Luck a good dicking but I think we are on the way to murdering the rest of the AL this year.

by Robert on Dec 15, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

More like Kawa-sucky!

And that’s without even trying.

Doug Fister. :(

by Mothy on Dec 15, 2011 5:06 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

We should never underestimate man's capacity for shitty puns.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Dec 15, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I am now imagining Fett in the stands screaming "MORE LIKE KAWA-NOT-VERY-GOOD-AT-BASEBALL!"

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Dec 15, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions   6 recs

The part where he's wearing the crown kills me.

How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?

by JAH on Dec 16, 2011 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

This is a comment you are going to regret.

This is a comment I am also going to make you regret.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Dec 16, 2011 2:26 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

I really hope that some kind of brass instrument is in that suitcase...

and that he paid for his ticket by busking.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Dec 15, 2011 4:48 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

By reading a game thread of your own volition you agree to accept all liability for any and all damage done to your delicate sensibilities.

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recent FanPosts

Small
Starlin Castro's fit with Seattle
Kawasaki80_small
Lists! So many lists!
M_s_hat_copy_small
OT -- May 22nd In Memoriam
Ichiro_small
Why do managers and media members hate walks?
Wbc_029_small
Friday Morning Music Thread
Small
Dustin Ackley BP swing vs game swing
Beastquakerwallpaper_small
More on the Struggles of Smoak
Randy2_for_sbn_small
Albert Pujols 2012: Three Retrospectives
Small
On Batting Orders
Niehaus_small
More on Dustin Ackley and the strikezone

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >

Yahoo_full_count

Sexy People

Wbc_029_small Jeff Sullivan

Small Matthew

Claw_small JY