The Munenori Kawasaki Experience Is Coming To The Pacific Northwest
You remember Munenori Kawasaki. He's the experienced Japanese shortstop who recently told the Japanese media that he wants to play in the Seattle Mariners organization, and only in the Seattle Mariners organization. It was notable because, generally speaking, that is a stupid thing to want. But Kawasaki and Ichiro get along super great, and the former wishes to play with the latter.
Well, as many of you have surely heard by now, word is that Kawasaki is in Seattle with his wife, who I'm given to believe is not an Ichiro Fathead mounted on plastic. (But I don't know.) The expectation is that, soon, or maybe after the holidays, Kawasaki will end up with a minor league contract. Kawasaki said that he'd be willing to accept a minor league contract, and that's the plan that makes the most sense right now.
As such, it looks like Kawasaki and the Mariners will avoid an awkward situation.
Kawasaki: I want to play for you.
Kawasaki: Only you.
Kawasaki: I fill a need for a backup shortstop.
Kawasaki: I am willing to accept a minor league contract.
Kawasaki: There is literally no downside to signing me.
Kawasaki: So what do you think?
Mariners:
Mariners:
Mariners: Wellllllll...
Mariners: I mean
Mariners: I mean, don't get us wrong, we appreciate your interest.
Mariners: But
Mariners: I mean
Of course, it was just the other day that Dave wrote at USS Mariner about how there's no evidence that superstars help teams lure other free agents. Here we have a free agent throwing himself at the Mariners specifically because of a superstar. Take that, Dave!
What to expect from Kawasaki? Not much. As we've talked about before, his offensive track record in Japan is unremarkable, and he's coming off a rough season, although most of the hitters in Japan are coming off a rough season. He's a slap hitter good for the occasional double, triple, or stolen base. His strength is supposed to be his defense, but it's hard to say. It's easy to see how Kawasaki could fit, but everybody will need to watch him first.
It's also easy to let your imagination get carried away. Over the past five seasons, Kawasaki has hit .295. A fairly empty .295, but still .295. Just imagine if he could do that here! And as a good defensive shortstop! He'd be incredibly valuable! I guess there's a chance, in that who knows, but international free agents can make people crazy. Assume that there's a reason Kawasaki hasn't generated headline news.
Kawasaki will get his contract before long, and then we'll see him in the spring. In the spring, he will play with Ichiro. If he's good enough, he will continue to play with Ichiro. If he's not, or if the organization wants to see how he does in Tacoma first, he will play with Carlos Peguero, who has met Ichiro before. Kawasaki could then earn a midseason promotion. If Kawasaki ends up actually worth a damn, I don't know what he'll do if Ichiro isn't back in 2013, but we'll cross those several bridges when we get to them. Still a lot of jungle ahead.
In closing, here's Munenori Kawasaki looking like a child detective.
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With that suitcase, he could be smuggling in a child.
in a matching suit coat and fedora, of course.
The suitcase contains his collection of Ichiro memorabilia, which he keeps handcuffed to his wrist at all times.
by wetzelcoal on Dec 15, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
Obviously it contains his wife.
Or is his wife. You never know. Japan is weird.
by Jackington on Dec 15, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
His upside looks to be 90% of Brendan Ryan at everything.
Meaning, he could potentially be a very useful bench piece.
M's fan newly relocated to SF My homepage
We got our man, the Japanese free agent.
Lights out, bitches
by abender20 on Dec 15, 2011 2:39 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
Fuck yeah we did
It might take us giving Lady Luck a good dicking but I think we are on the way to murdering the rest of the AL this year.
by Robert on Dec 15, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
http://www.sportsgrid.com/mlb/watch-an-ichiro-impersonator-actually-get-into-the-game-by-interfering-with-a-live-ball/
Second try…
by WestCoastBias. on Dec 15, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions
No, he's the fourth Blues Brother
Needs darker glasses though.
If this is his typical fashion, his walk-up music should be ska songs


by Chris_FB on Dec 15, 2011 3:24 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
The potential of hearing Duck Missile on the PA system has me excited about this signing.
Just to watch the uncomfortable fan reaction.
I'm okay with this
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Yeah, should have thought about it more.
I should have known that someone would have some puns bruin.
by Ballard Erik on Dec 15, 2011 8:03 PM PST up reply actions
More like Kawa-sucky!
And that’s without even trying.
Doug Fister. :(
by Mothy on Dec 15, 2011 5:06 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
We should never underestimate man's capacity for shitty puns.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Dec 15, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I am now imagining Fett in the stands screaming "MORE LIKE KAWA-NOT-VERY-GOOD-AT-BASEBALL!"
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Dec 15, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions 6 recs
The part where he's wearing the crown kills me.
How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?
This is a comment you are going to regret.
This is a comment I am also going to make you regret.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Dec 16, 2011 2:26 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
if signing him means even one less brendan ryan post game interview
then i’m 100% against it.
by Zzufan on Dec 15, 2011 3:30 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
I really hope that some kind of brass instrument is in that suitcase...
and that he paid for his ticket by busking.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Dec 15, 2011 4:48 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
He's like the goat that kept Seabiscuit company.
It’s adorable.
by Grant Brisbee on Dec 15, 2011 7:37 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Let me guess
You hate people who wear wingtips with sweats too?
by Craptastic-J on Dec 16, 2011 10:28 PM PST up reply actions

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