9/3: Open Game Thread
Cleveland Indians at Seattle Mariners, Sep 3, 2010 7:10 PM PDT
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Singles Night! Woo!!!
And Dave Valle too! More Woo!
(Not really…)
So, French has no desire to go 9 innings and wants to turn the game over to White, Wright and Seddon.
Unless French actually did say that it makes no sense.
I trust Wright the most
…they should send down Huntington & Nutting, because they aren’t ready, either. - royshowell
by Marinerfanjake on Sep 3, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
That isn't reassuring!!!
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Sep 3, 2010 7:16 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I am still confused as to when we got this "Stellar Bullpen"?
They haven’t been very good this year, did I miss something?
I'm pretty sure mariners.com headlines are randomly generated.
Its pretty rare for them to actually reflect reality beyond the name of the starting pitcher.
And even then it's sometimes a challenge.
…they should send down Huntington & Nutting, because they aren’t ready, either. - royshowell
by Marinerfanjake on Sep 3, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Concur.
He’s due
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 3, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That works too.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 3, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh what the fuck...
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
At least we're consistent!
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 3, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Casey Kotchman!
affectionately named 4-6-3
…they should send down Huntington & Nutting, because they aren’t ready, either. - royshowell
Mariners score a run in the first
and Greg Halman draws a walk.
What is going on here!?
Halman, perfect example of a Three True Outcome batter
Walks, Home runs, and K’s.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
You just had to say it….
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by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
This time we have a future!
…they should send down Huntington & Nutting, because they aren’t ready, either. - royshowell
by Marinerfanjake on Sep 3, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Pirates of the AL
…they should send down Huntington & Nutting, because they aren’t ready, either. - royshowell
by Marinerfanjake on Sep 3, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Cleveland isn't nearly that bad.
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by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Well obviously they aren't
but their offense is basically filled with the same types of players.
…they should send down Huntington & Nutting, because they aren’t ready, either. - royshowell
by Marinerfanjake on Sep 3, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, and there are usually 30+ thousand people there.
So it feels like you’re actually at an important game!
Someone was calling him Kotchrocket...
I am assuming that was sarcasm.
End of conversation.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
KOTCHMAN, YOU'RE SLOWER THAN A FUCKING GLACIER, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!??!
Karma police, arrest this man.
Did what again?
Mentioned the no-hitter that Luke French is currently throwing?
by Eyeball Kid on Sep 3, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
OH NOOOOOOO HE'S GOING TO JINX FRENCH!!!
NOOOOOOO!
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by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
He's a broadcaster
What he says about the game has about as much bearing on the outcome as what we post here.
This big
Link Since I forgot how to resize images… grr.
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by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
That's right. Thanks.
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by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
1978 we had Tom House and Mike Parrot.
Both of whom were bespectacled. Do the current mariners have more than 2?
Brainwash him so that he throws his splitter more often?
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by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you sure?
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by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Ichiro has more multi-hit games than the team leader has RBIs
by Eyeball Kid on Sep 3, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That is interesting!
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by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats more of a reflection on the guys behind him.
That being said he hasn’t been on base quite as much either.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 3, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I imagine he would be closer to Aroldis Chapman than Luke French
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by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
And by that, I mean that he would be Cuban.
Yes, Superman is Cuban. Shut up.
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by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking with my childhood dude.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 3, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
We have the sexiest outfield ever.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
Indubitably.
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by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
KINDA LIKE OUR TEA.... oh, wait, that's not right at all.
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by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
You haven't given it a chance yet.
It grows on you.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 3, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Does Adam Moore remind anyone else of Kiefer Sutherland/Jack Bauer...
…or is it just me?
I've made a huge mistake.
Just you.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 3, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Raging alcoholic? Overrated actor? Facial features?
Nope. Must just be you.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he was referring to all the shouting/torturing stuff.
See it now?
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 3, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Ohhhh, right right.
I totally see it now!
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Mostly the face, I guess.
I like that interrogation idea though. Hey, maybe Rob Johnson was a mole.
I've made a huge mistake.
by box13_seattle on Sep 3, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
LEAGUE :(
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by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Hindsight being 20/20... that was such a shitty trade.
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by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I did too.
We fucked with him way too much though. I hope he does well in the future.
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by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Really, that was probably his only path out of the bullpen.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 3, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I wasn't saying that in defense of the trade.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 3, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I've blanked it from my brain.
What trade?
ignacio
Morrow for League
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by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Those were some bullshit calls.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 3, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Now if only he wasn't such an asshat at the plate
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by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, fuck.
Zero control of his fastball. Bad Aardsma has entered the building.
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by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Not Rob Johnson!
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by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Now he just needs to be able to recognize offspeed pitches while batting.
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by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, fuck you, Loafie.
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by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Was there a Bedard sighting?
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by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that the sound that a condor makes?
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by wyte_lightning on Sep 3, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I think thats a cross between a chicken and a crow.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 3, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Happy that he's getting his ERA down and getting saves
Not that either of those are very important, but they will give him some trade value if he keeps it up in September.
He's only pitched well since we were buried
and he helped bury us early on
ignacio
Luke French...
“My job isn’t to throw no hitters.”
Yes, Luke, it is. You have shitty goals.
Nice job French and El Condor De los Safeco.
However, Simms is so boring, pretty soon Angie is going to have to start showing her tits to keep the viewers awake. The season has been obscene anyway.
That may get attention....
but those cans have been through the wars. Once the shock value wears off viewers may start fleeing.
I miss Nicole Zaloumis.
Whooo what a great game to go to! Free again!
Did they really call our bullpen stellar?? That’s really funny
Also got to talk to Brian Sweeney, he was really nice.
RRS waved at us and did the finger salute thing. That was probably my closest interaction to a Mariner.

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