Thoughts On A Picture

by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 28, 2010 4:01 PM PDT in Miscellaneous

This hardy Blue Jays fan has been on a Will Keep My Head Stuck In A Warning Track Alternate Dimension Portal Until The Jays Win The Series strike since 1997

Tremors 5: North Of The Border

Car keys are always in the last place you look

Let's say the value of a game-used foul ball is, I dunno, $20. Let's say the average medical bill following an accident during an attempted snare of this kind is $1000. Based on these numbers, then in order for such an attempt to be worthwhile, you need to be better than 98.04% sure you won't get hurt.

He wasn't ready for comb

Saunders: The ball's over here
Man Upside Down: Dang it
Women: What a maroon!
Man With Beer: trucks

The world is littered with secret entries to the underground hideout of Perry the Platypus

How many innocent bystanders have to be decapitated before Major League Baseball does something about maple bats?

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This picture makes Saunders look huge

by pakipaki on Sep 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions

He's 6'5"

and a pro athlete. He’s not a little guy.

De Gutibus non disputandum est

by Bearskin Rugburn on Sep 28, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't think he was talking about his height

"How do you think my anus feels?"-House

by seattle_since_81 on Sep 28, 2010 7:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs

He wasn't ready for comb

Jesus Christ, amazing.

by wilsonpdx on Sep 28, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions

My favorite line was the one that didn't even have anything to do with the funny part of the pitcture

… “Trucks.”

by nemo1 on Sep 28, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

The second to last bullet point made me squee.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Sep 28, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions

That's why I recced it.

Charter Member: Dave Sims Sweet Hat Club // Career .384 BA, .543 OBP for Rocky Diablos

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Sep 28, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Same here.

by tcharles on Sep 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Man, you missed a golden opportunity to bust out penultimate.

by Eyebrows on Sep 28, 2010 4:39 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions

'Scuse me while I whip this out

De Gutibus non disputandum est

by Bearskin Rugburn on Sep 28, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs

Rec'd for Blazing Saddles reference

by pakipaki on Sep 28, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions

I never expected to see a Phineas and Ferb reference in the same place as a Mariners blog…..and I wonder how many people didn’t get it?

by Saxatak on Sep 28, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Probably a lot.

I can’t believe you faked a subject line with bold text. You’re a sneaky bugger.

by Lanky on Sep 29, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions

That's not how you do it?

Hey, that was my actual very first post! Still figuring out this wacky blogging interface…

by Saxatak on Sep 29, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Reminds me of the time I dove for a foul ball during practice at a college game

Misjudged the height, fell about 5 feet.

Scraped the fuck out my elbow and shin and had a couple of outfielders shagging flies laughing their ass off. (I deserved it though, for being that gung-ho about practice.)

by craig3410 on Sep 28, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions