56-91, Chart

by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 17, 2010 10:35 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners Game Recaps

Biggest Contribution: King Felix, +40.2%
Biggest Suckfest: Matt Tuiasosopo, -8.7%
Most Important AB: Figgins double play, -7.2%
Most Important Pitch: Andrus groundout, +14.7%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): +56.1%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -14.6%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +8.5%
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Goddamn that was a fun game to be at.

I thought he was gonna do it.

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Sep 17, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions

That picture needs some music behind it ... a chorus singing "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by msb on Sep 17, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions

Nelson Cruz can choke on a bag of weiners and die.

by OlSalty on Sep 17, 2010 10:44 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

That doesn't sounds painful or slow enough.

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Sep 17, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

*sound

can’t fucking type

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Sep 17, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Well we could chop off his dick, jam it into his mouth and then staple/sew it shut.

After a while, we punch him in the gut so hard that when he inhales, his dick goes down his windpipe. This would effectively cause him to choke on his own dick and die

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Sep 17, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

I can support this one.

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Sep 17, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Your name seems oddly appropriate

for your suggestion. It’s almost like you planned this. Hmm….

by Crimson G on Sep 17, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions

I watched Felix' first Safeco game in person,

and this was what he showed that night.

What happened with his GB%? He used to be ~60% when he first came up, now he’s ~53%. I’m not complaining, especially now that he’s using all of his weapons consistently, but it is interesting to see him get more consistent while running a lower GB%.

If I was a hungry man with a gun in my hand and some promises to keep...

by misterjonez on Sep 17, 2010 11:58 PM PDT reply actions