Headlines That Make You Feel Like A Pretty Little Princess

Yahoo!'s all over this one:

Konerko stays in after getting hit in face

That's a good name, Paul Konerko. That's a good, masculine, sweaty, testicular name. You know who doesn't stay in after getting hit in the face? Quinn Konerko. Or Quinn Peters. If your name is Quinn Peters, and you're at bat, and you get hit in the face by a pitch, your eyeliner smears and there's urine all over the batter's box. You're such a wuss, Quinn Peters. Go knit.

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