Love, Adrian

basically there’s three grabbers, two taggers, five twig runners and the player at Whack Bat. The center tagger lights the cone and chucks it over the basket and the whack batter tries to hit the cedar stick off the cross rock. Then the twig runners run back and forth until the pine cone burns out and the umpire yells, ‘Hot Box’. Finally, at the end you count up however many score downs it adds up to and divide that by nine."

Home Plate Ump appeals: 1B Ump:

Beltre appeals: Jesus:

It might be graceful, but it was anything but delicate, like most of these captions indicate.