Team Offenses As Players

Raw team batting lines, and their most similar individual hitters over the past three years. Minimum 500 plate appearances, no park adjustment, only BA/OBP/SLG considered.

Team	AVG	OBP	SLG	Player
Angels	0.252	0.315	0.396	Delwyn Young
Astros	0.248	0.304	0.364	Henry Blanco
Athletics	0.255	0.324	0.374	Mark Ellis
Blue Jays	0.248	0.313	0.455	Jonny Gomes
Braves	0.262	0.342	0.406	Ryan Garko
Brewers	0.261	0.333	0.426	Gordon Beckham
Cardinals	0.263	0.330	0.409	Garrett Atkins
Cubs	0.261	0.321	0.411	Aaron Rowand
Diamondbacks	0.251	0.327	0.418	Drew Stubbs
Dodgers	0.256	0.325	0.382	Mark Ellis
Giants	0.258	0.322	0.406	Aaron Rowand
Indians	0.246	0.320	0.374	Jarrod Saltalamacchia
Mariners	0.234	0.298	0.339	Bobby Crosby
Marlins	0.257	0.323	0.412	Aaron Rowand
Mets	0.248	0.314	0.377	Edgar Gonzalez
Nationals	0.256	0.322	0.397	Cameron Maybin
Orioles	0.258	0.314	0.387	Franklin Gutierrez
Padres	0.247	0.319	0.373	Jarrod Saltalamacchia
Phillies	0.257	0.327	0.409	Ryan Church
Pirates	0.240	0.301	0.368	Chris Coste
Rangers	0.276	0.339	0.421	Melvin Mora
Rays	0.251	0.337	0.410	Alex Gordon
Red Sox	0.267	0.339	0.452	Michael Cuddyer
Reds	0.271	0.338	0.433	Matt Diaz
Rockies	0.265	0.339	0.431	Kelly Johnson
Royals	0.275	0.331	0.395	Yorvit Torrealba
Tigers	0.270	0.339	0.415	Melvin Mora
Twins	0.276	0.344	0.425	Fred Lewis
White Sox	0.269	0.332	0.426	Mike Sweeney
Yankees	0.268	0.351	0.439	Lyle Overbay

You may consider this additional evidence that Mark Ellis is the most Oakland player of them all
Aaron Rowand appears to be a trend-setter
It's probably bad news for the Astros that their most similar bat is a backup catcher
Everything about the Mariners' most similar hitter is perfect