9/1: Open Game Thread
Los Angeles Angels at Seattle Mariners, Sep 1, 2010 7:10 PM PDT
Get ready for a Mariners baseball game!
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Still appealing the ball throwing suspension.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
That's a hell of a clothesline.
What that doesn’t show is after he was pulled out of the brawl, Morgan started shouting at the crowd and started beating his chest.
Classic heal move.
You're dead to me.
Mariners?
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
I just watched the video from his debut last night.
103 mph is really impressive, but that slider he threw was absolutely filthy. One of the nastiest pitches I’ve ever seen.
A broken bat is like slicing a cucumber
not across, mind you. The long way.
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Sep 1, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
more:
After Rangers LHP Cliff Lee admitted to club officialsTuesday night that he’s recently been bothered by lower back discomfort, he was sent back to Texas for an exam by team orthopedist Dr. Keith Meister. Meister determined the injury was muscular in nature and gave Lee a “trigger point” injection of anti-inflammatory drugs. Whether he makes his next scheduled start is still to be determined.
Though Lee told reporters after Tuesday’s 4.2 inning start that he felt no need for an extra day of rest, he told Rangers officials a different story. Rangers assistant GM Thad Levine said Wednesday that Lee gave indications Tuesday night was not the first time he’s been bothered by the back problem.
by msb on Sep 1, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
3 Ks for Vargas!
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
He still has upside.
W6G -- Unless there's a good trade on the table.
by RexTookMyStash on Sep 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be impossible for a .406 OPS to not have upside
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 1, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
What if he was 50?
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
You could dead your way into a better OPS
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not so sure.
If you were dead, your slugging would likely max out at 0.000, and though your OBP would max out at 1.000, pitchers would not shy away from the strike zone if you were dead.
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
I figure they would prop you up.
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
Though it seems if you couldn't stand, they could bowl it into the strikezone pretty good while you laid there.
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
I think it would still be in the strikezone though.
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
Yeah I doubt it as well. We should sign a bunch of dead guys to lay at the plate.
by Kirk on Sep 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
We would make like infinity fewer baserunning mistakes
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think that it would go over well with the average fan,
as they wouldn’t hustle.
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
Technically they would be trying as hard as they can
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
They would also being giving 110% effort.
Way more literally then ever before.
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
The bottom of the strike zone would be touching the floor.
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
Hey.
W6G -- Unless there's a good trade on the table.
by RexTookMyStash on Sep 1, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
We suck so bad that FSN checks out the shrimp buckets
Oh hell yes.
by dba on Sep 1, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Are we winning yet?
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
Whoo, Chone!
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
WOOO GAME THREADS
Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle
The first rule of Lookout Landing is...
THIS GAME IS TAKING FOREVER
DAMN YOU SOCCER WHY MUST YOU ADOPTED METRIC TIME
by Robert on Sep 1, 2010 8:35 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Robert, how important is this game?
And why is it being played in Tukwila without TV or radio broadcasts?
2-0? What, are they playing a college team?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
To answer your question, it is very important.
Since we won, we get to play for an significant trophy at home. We are the current holders of it and winning it in both of the first two years of this franchises modern era would be unprecedented.
The reason why you could not watch it is because the US soccer federation are a bunch of flaming dickfucks that don’t know what’s good for them and signed a deal with Fox Soccer Channel that prohibits it from being on any other channel. Them using a webstream allows people to watch because most everybody does not get that station.
Holy fuck, you are angry, and I love your love.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
We have 6 hits.
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
WHOOO! LET'S DO THIS!
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
That's cool.
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
I just remembered that there was a team called the Mariners, I had to google where they played
So as you can see I’m not much of an A-League fan.
I'm not either,
Very few people in Australia are, they are trying to get people into it, but apart from the World Cup the interest is low. There would be much more interest in EPL.
Close
so close
I feel like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football. Ugh
Hey, we're winning!
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
That makes up for the Double Play ... Easy!
I feel like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football. Ugh
Jesus Christ
Just a plethora of intriguing elements to this game.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
Okay that was pretty sexy.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
WHOO! GUTI!
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
Every time a Mariner robs an Angel of a home run, Richie Sexson nods silently to himself
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That game upset me so much.
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
Whoo! SAUNDERS!
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
And the crowd goes wild.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
How... How do you not recognize this fuck-ugly face?
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Some of us have tried to erase this from our memories.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Lucky you.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
by kevin_ess on Sep 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
As a side note
I was looking for a baseball earlier this year for Baseball practice and i found an autographed ball from him. We lost it in the woods.
by marinerschas2 on Sep 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Down by one in the 7th? If we can come back, it'll be tied for the biggest comeback this year.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I'm just so disappointed right now.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
He didn't want to mention "and all the colored girls sing"
While sitting next to Sims.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Advertisers sure are falling over each other for prime adspace.
I’m sure the Ellensburg Rodeo must have a seven figure advertising budget to get that spot.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Edgar has a ranch in Ellensburg... Connections?
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
No fucking way anyone makes contact with that.
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
One of the pitches Ichiro fouled off.
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
You were saying.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
No, google it.
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
I was talking about one pitch that was outside in the dirt.
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
You look like shit Mumbles.
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
Yeah, that's what I thought. Couldn't take the heat.
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
Chone Figgins is not surprised that Chone Figgins struck out
My Mariners blog SodoMojo, My Twitter Feed
by Griffin Cooper on Sep 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Mercer Island kids are mostly rich white douches.
by kennerdoloman on Sep 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry. I thought "heart cries" carried negative connotations.
by kennerdoloman on Sep 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh.
But still, I’m sorry I insulted you. A couple of my cousins go there.
by kennerdoloman on Sep 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't mean they're not rich white douches.
I mean Kirk and Robert once shared a place of residence. Despite their constant claims of never getting laid, I bet there was a lot of douche in that place.
by hairofthedawg on Sep 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm trying to think of a negative of Asian.
Icelandic?
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Good call.
Seriously.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Brawling became just a little less cool after the Richie thing.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Brawling is always completely retarded if you actually analze it but it is the most electrifying part of baseball as it happens
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It can be really fucking hilarious too.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I like how everyone runs out, then just mills around most of the time.
by kennerdoloman on Sep 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
This is funny in hindsight but nothing is more satisfying than a real life throwdown
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely.
Why do you think football is so popular?
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
But the fun of a baseball brawl is how unexpected it is
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I would buy the golf channel, I swear.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit, thats hilarious.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys better not ruin our playoff chances.
W6G -- Unless there's a good trade on the table.
by RexTookMyStash on Sep 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
So Sean White showed up on my TV, and now my PS3 won't find MLBTV streams.
What the fuck, Sean?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I wish his first and last names were reversed.
He’d sound like an 80s porn star.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
It works pretty well as is too.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Not quite!
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't wait until Selig installs the "Really Wild Card."
I feel like we’re a lock for that.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Sounds like it was made for us.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
If you combine the baseball and soccer scores, Seattle and southern California tied tonight.
by yuniform on Sep 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
The Sounders scored more than the Mariners
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
The Sounders scored more than Chivas.
WOO!
by yuniform on Sep 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No shit, huh? It's like watching through wax paper.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Apparently they didn't want to drag the HD cams to Starfire.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Come to think of it, it's probably good they didn't.
Carjackings are fairly notorious for resulting in bad nights.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
A real team would have a television contract
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, this incarnation of the MLS Sounders haven't been here long enough to be tainted by the glitz and glow of Seattle sports.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
When we've got men on base, and there's a K at the plate
………that’s AMoore
This is Seattle.
You get shit thrown on you when you eat veal. Have you tried the gluten-free vegan sugar-free cookies with non-chocolate chips? No? Fancy some rally frites?
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
God. After writing that, I've decided I'm moving to the glorious city of Anaheim, Los Angeles.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Hello? This thing on?
Alright folks, I’m here all week. Try the veal.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
So you just eat baby cows all the time?
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
In very small, dark rooms.
Is there a problem?
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Just wanted to clarify.
Love the tasty bastards.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I've found that the people who keep them are gamey, but less magazine article inducing.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

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