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Around SBN: Africa Cup Of Nations Semifinal: Black Stars Ripe For Upset?

9/1: Open Game Thread

Los Angeles Angels at Seattle Mariners, Sep 1, 2010 7:10 PM PDT





Trevor Bell

#70 / Pitcher / Los Angeles Angels

6-2

185

L

R

Oct 12, 1986



Jason Vargas

#38 / Pitcher / Seattle Mariners

6-0

215

L

L

Feb 02, 1983


Get ready for a Mariners baseball game!

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AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Sep 1, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

A broken bat is like slicing a cucumber

not across, mind you. The long way.

De Gutibus non disputandum est

by Bearskin Rugburn on Sep 1, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez!

"Make me a bicycle, clown"

by Floyd Gondoli on Sep 1, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

more:

After Rangers LHP Cliff Lee admitted to club officialsTuesday night that he’s recently been bothered by lower back discomfort, he was sent back to Texas for an exam by team orthopedist Dr. Keith Meister. Meister determined the injury was muscular in nature and gave Lee a “trigger point” injection of anti-inflammatory drugs. Whether he makes his next scheduled start is still to be determined.

Though Lee told reporters after Tuesday’s 4.2 inning start that he felt no need for an extra day of rest, he told Rangers officials a different story. Rangers assistant GM Thad Levine said Wednesday that Lee gave indications Tuesday night was not the first time he’s been bothered by the back problem.

by msb on Sep 1, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 Ks for Vargas!

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AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Sep 1, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

He still has upside.

W6G -- Unless there's a good trade on the table.

by RexTookMyStash on Sep 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if he was 50?

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Sep 1, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not so sure.

If you were dead, your slugging would likely max out at 0.000, and though your OBP would max out at 1.000, pitchers would not shy away from the strike zone if you were dead.

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AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Sep 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figure they would prop you up.

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Sep 1, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though it seems if you couldn't stand, they could bowl it into the strikezone pretty good while you laid there.

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Sep 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it would still be in the strikezone though.

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Sep 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bottom of the strike zone would be touching the floor.

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Sep 1, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

A for effort

That counts for something right.

by aussie_chop on Sep 1, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Are we winning yet?

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Sep 1, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoo, Chone!

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Sep 1, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

There've been some good ones lately

Not entirely sure why it’s so quiet tonight though.

by Eyeball Kid on Sep 1, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robert, how important is this game?

And why is it being played in Tukwila without TV or radio broadcasts?

by Decatur on Sep 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-0? What, are they playing a college team?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know next to nothing about MLS

But I believe Chivas are quite good.

Oh hey, right on cue.

by Eyeball Kid on Sep 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

To answer your question, it is very important.

Since we won, we get to play for an significant trophy at home. We are the current holders of it and winning it in both of the first two years of this franchises modern era would be unprecedented.

The reason why you could not watch it is because the US soccer federation are a bunch of flaming dickfucks that don’t know what’s good for them and signed a deal with Fox Soccer Channel that prohibits it from being on any other channel. Them using a webstream allows people to watch because most everybody does not get that station.

by Robert on Sep 2, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy fuck, you are angry, and I love your love.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

We have 6 hits.

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Sep 1, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOOO! LET'S DO THIS!

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Sep 1, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, we're winning!

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Sep 1, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

GUTI!!!!!!

"Make me a bicycle, clown"

by Floyd Gondoli on Sep 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

That makes up for the Double Play ... Easy!

I feel like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football. Ugh

by HitKing69 on Sep 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ

Just a plethora of intriguing elements to this game.

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay that was pretty sexy.

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOO! GUTI!

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Sep 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoo! SAUNDERS!

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Sep 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Well poop.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Sep 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

As a side note

I was looking for a baseball earlier this year for Baseball practice and i found an autographed ball from him. We lost it in the woods.

by marinerschas2 on Sep 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Down by one in the 7th? If we can come back, it'll be tied for the biggest comeback this year.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm just so disappointed right now.

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Advertisers sure are falling over each other for prime adspace.

I’m sure the Ellensburg Rodeo must have a seven figure advertising budget to get that spot.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar has a ranch in Ellensburg... Connections?

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Sep 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No fucking way anyone makes contact with that.

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Sep 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

One of the pitches Ichiro fouled off.

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Sep 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were saying.

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disagree.

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Sep 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was talking about one pitch that was outside in the dirt.

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Sep 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You look like shit Mumbles.

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Sep 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's what I thought. Couldn't take the heat.

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Sep 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good call.

Seriously.

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well great, there goes my night.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Sep 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

We got this guys!

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Brawling became just a little less cool after the Richie thing.

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It can be really fucking hilarious too.

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely.

Why do you think football is so popular?

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Guti.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Sep 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Josh Wilson.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Sep 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Langercant.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Sep 1, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

So Sean White showed up on my TV, and now my PS3 won't find MLBTV streams.

What the fuck, Sean?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 1, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish his first and last names were reversed.

He’d sound like an 80s porn star.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Sep 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It works pretty well as is too.

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does this take us out of the running?

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Sep 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Not quite!

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't wait until Selig installs the "Really Wild Card."

I feel like we’re a lock for that.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Sep 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like it was made for us.

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is Seattle.

You get shit thrown on you when you eat veal. Have you tried the gluten-free vegan sugar-free cookies with non-chocolate chips? No? Fancy some rally frites?

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Sep 1, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello? This thing on?

Alright folks, I’m here all week. Try the veal.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Sep 1, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you just eat baby cows all the time?

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

In very small, dark rooms.

Is there a problem?

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Sep 1, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wanted to clarify.

Love the tasty bastards.

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

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