Final Hot Sexy USSM(/LL) September 4th Event Reminder

This is the last time I'm going to remind you about what's going on this Saturday at Safeco Field. The schedule:

3:20: Get your free t-shirt, marvel at how good we look
3:30-5: Front office Q&A with Jack Zduriencik and others
5: Run downstairs to get your free EQC fleece blanket to help you keep warm on your cold lonely nights
5:05-7: Mill around with us in the Outside Corner, buy shit, marvel at how good we look
7-???: David Pauley! Mitch Talbot! Mariners! Indians!

If you haven't bought tickets yet, you can join us for the low low cost of $20. Tickets are still available and are for all intents and purposes in unlimited supply, but the purchase deadline is Friday at noon. Don't delay. Act today!