OTFPOTD 8/5 An "I Don't Have a Title" Edition
Right so that one got up to ~1300 and we need a new place to gad about, don't we?
Here are some silly prompts!
1) Since a lot of people have been talking or referencing nostalgia lately, what thing from your childhood/teens/younger adulthood did you think was totally awesome at the time but didn't really hold up in the long-term? What did managed to stick with you that remains cool to this day? What do you want to investigate again and see if passes the litmus test?
2) This question is a little odd for it being August, but are there certain activities that are emblematic of the summer for you, in a "this season is not complete/has not begun until I..." sort of way? Anything on the list that you'd still like to do while we're still in season for it?
3) The Rite Aid on the corner is having one of their two candy bars for 50 cents deals. Favorite candy bar?
Hop to it people.
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A mysterious fourth question emerges!
4) OT, OTFPOTD, hell, have we ever standardized this? Does anyone give a shit? I don’t, I just happen to notice and can’t break down certain acronym variations I see.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
I don't think anyone cares.
You could probably say OTDPOD or something and nobody would notice.
by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2010 9:56 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Never been standardized as far as I know
the important thing is that it have OT somewhere in there, I think.
Also important not to have two OT’s at once. Which one wins? How do we choose? Coin toss? Arm wrestle? Mime competition? Poetry slam?
by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Is this the OT we're going with?
I feel like I’m going to make someone feel bad if I don’t show my love equally.
by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2010 9:57 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Answers!
1) Things that I think are still cool – when I was in high school, I used random ballmarks, and my favorite was a Mickey Mouse one that I picked up at age 14 at Disneyland. I pulled it out a few months ago, realized it was still awesome and proceeded to putt very well that day. It is never leaving my bag again.
2) Until I have gone to the beach at 6 PM for no apparent reason on a weekday
3) Three Musketeers!
Yes. msb is being a FP hog.
what’s your problem, msb?
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 9:59 AM PDT reply actions
This was for Eyebrows, naturlich
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Man Eyebrows had two OTs posted on the same day?
he’s even needier than seattlebruin
You're just jealous that everyone's all up on this.
by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2010 10:02 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I believe we were promised beer and furries
by seattlebruin on Aug 5, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Is the gif not working below?
Because that should be half of the bargain.
by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2010 10:07 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
The funny thing is that it's blocked for me too.
Stupid gigantic gifs and imgur’s 2MB file limit.
by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2010 10:10 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I guess I'll have to bring out the big guns in the competing OT wars.

by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2010 10:03 AM PDT via mobile reply actions 10 recs
I love/hate this so much
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Aug 5, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I find furries to be mostly funny.
There’s actually a guy who pops in my bowling alley once in a while wearing a tail, lion ears, and sometimes with fingerless gloves of the same sort of color. It always makes me sorta happy when he shows up. He’s actually a pretty good bowler, too. Better than 80-90% of other open play people.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
These people scare the hell out of me,
because there is obviously something wrong with them if they do this on a regular basis. It might be as simple as being desperate for attention, but it might be something serious as well.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
People should keep their fetishes private.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
Assuming it's not a socially acceptable fetish, of course.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 5, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Like what?
I thought a fetish kind of implied that it was something outside of normal society.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
Not at all.
People that only date blondes have a fetish, for example.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 5, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
That's not a fetish. Who doesn't want to ravish Felix?
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
It's only a fetish if you are unable to ravish anything else without pretending it is Felix
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 5, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
See, having a preference for blondes is not a fetish.
fetish (plural fetishes)
1) Something nonsexual, such as an object or a part of the body which arouses sexual desire or is necessary for one to reach full sexual satisfaction.
2) Something which is believed to possess, contain, or cause spiritual or magical powers; an amulet or a talisman.
3) An irrational, or abnormal, fixation or preoccupation.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
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1) Something nonsexual, such as an object or a part of the body which arouses sexual desire or is necessary for one to reach full sexual satisfaction.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 5, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
The blonde thing would fit this more:
3) An irrational, or abnormal, fixation or preoccupation.
But it’s one thing to pick blondes because you have a preoccupation with them. It’s entirely different to walk around wearing blonde wigs and trying to touch every blonde person you see.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
Well yes, sexually assaulting people os certainly different.
Being a furry doesn’t really fall into that category though.
It’s not my bag, but people should do whatever blows their skirt up as long as it’s not hurting anyone else.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 5, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I can walk around covered in honey and popcorn.
It doesn’t hurt anyone, but it would be a sign that I’m probably mentally unstable.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
Yes, that certainly would.
I’m not convinced that wearing a tail is a signifier of the level of mental illness that is likely to ever manifest itself in overtly anti-social ways, and plenty of people that are dangerously, bug-fuck insane show little to no outward signs of it all the time.
Is it weird? Sure. But being freaked out by just seems needlessly irrational.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 5, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
We can agree to disagree.
But I still think anyone that feels it’s necessary to wear costumes in public when it’s not Halloween or some special occasion probably has some serious issues that I don’t want to deal with.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
Plus, blondes occur in nature sometimes.
People with tails dressed like cartoon animals? Not so much.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I just assume that they're mostly harmless.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
One of the things I really enjoy is going back to books that I thought were amazing or affected me deeply as a teenager and seeing which still read that way.
I’ll probably get a lot of disagreement here, but Catcher in the Rye is a pretty disappointing book if you don’t get to it at an appropriately AHngsty age. Another one for me was William Golding’s Free Fall, which I thought was phenomenal in highschool but on a second reading was kinda meh.
On the other hand For Whom the Bell Tolls is still great, Borges is still profound and challenging and,, I dunno, I need to think about these a little longer.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 10:05 AM PDT reply actions
I'm afraid to read Catcher in the Rye again.
I think I’ll just leave it how I remember it.
by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2010 10:06 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
This is a very wise choice.
I just read it about a year ago and….not good as a somewhat well-adjusted adult.
Agreed on that
I waited till I was all grown up and it didn’t really affect me in any way. It was okay. I think part of it was desensitization, teenagers swearing, having a cocktail and riding trains alone didn’t seem very controversial to me
by Craptastic-J on Aug 5, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah good call.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I hated Catcher in the Rye. I was sort of glad he got molested and went insane at the end.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Dang.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I AM THE RUINER!
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
If a book was written during the Truman Administration, its fair game.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't read this book then!

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
That gives me a good idea for my time machine.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of Golding, I think Lord of the Flies gets worse too over time
But I still enjoy it okay.
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 5, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I've often thought about what it does to writers who try to write novels and end up getting pigeonholed as teen lit
I don’t mean teen lit like Twilight of course. But Salinger I think wasn’t writing for a young audience, and neither was Golding. Harper Lee did not mean her only novel to become a children’s book either, I think. It must be very demeaning to put your best efforts on paper and see it succeed, but only with kids.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Similarly, John Knowles deserves his fate.
Every child should be forced to read that piece of literary shit known as A Separate Peace. That’ll learn them to want to read.
It's like Fight Club, but without the violence and at a prep school.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, no mayhem
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Another book I liked a lot as a kid
and have since been wondering what the fuck
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 6, 2010 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions
On a related note, Lord of the Flies is remarkably similar to White Ribbon.
This just struck me as I was commenting…
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I've never read Catcher in the Rye.
I missed out on an important part of being an angsty team, but I think I compensated with the punk rock thing.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I never viewed it the same way as the people above
Though I read it as a teen, I really didn’t identify with it as an “angsty teen.” I thought it was a good portrayal of the themes of teenage rebellion, and therefore I think it has merit. It aged well in my mind and I still like the book, though the overwhelming majority of people I talk to feel similar to everyone else here.
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 5, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Have ou read it recently? It's not that the themes arent good. It just doesn't read as very good writing.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I read it like a year ago.
Eh, I never thought the writing was brilliant. That’s why it’s read in high school. It’s very conversational and personal with Caulfield. Which, in a way I kind of like. It seems like a teen is writing and it’s almost amateurish. I feel that was at least partially intentional on the part of Salinger, but you’re not going to find me anointing him as any great writer.
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 5, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like I should've read it now.
I was rocking the “nerdy at school but still going out at night and doing all manner of stupid/illegal things” and I probably would’ve found it brilliant.
Oh yeah, totally...
Well, I wasn’t exactly nerdy though, but I was in the smart kid classes and everyone on campus seemed to mysteriously know my test scores, so that was something.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I find it amazing how easily labels get applied in high school.
I mean sure, I was above average, but I was a lazy student who never tried hard. I don’t think I ever did anything to deserve being a smart kid.
I think the tendency was often to categorize things regardless of whether or not they could be understood, which was a problem.
Everyone knew I was smart, but fewer people knew how little of the work I did or that I barely graduated.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It was weirder still because most of the kids I was in class with...
their parents were engineers, and lawyers, and doctors and the like.
LLLJ!!!!
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I really wanted to be one of those slacker geniuses for a while
but I never quite got it right. For a while I didn’t do homework, aced tests, and barely passed classes because of it.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
It was fun for me until I realized I wasn't a genius and I had to actually work
just to get by in college.
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It's all about the 2.6 gpa.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, and the whole money thing.
I couldn’t find the slacker scholarship fund anywhere
Yeah that's trickier shit.
Better to bust your ass once you get in and make it up from there.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 6, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Or get a software engineer job without college.
Hey kids! Stay in school
After schooLL speciaLL
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 6, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I think Faux did that same thing but his situation was a little different.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 6, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I kind of regret doing this. Not so much in high school, because high school was pretty dumb, but I wished I applied myself more in college.
33!
I feel a point of honor that I GPA'd higher in college than in HS
and I also did/led a metric fuckton of student activities.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Same with me.
I had like a 2.4 in high school. I always knew I was going to community college first. I didn’t take the SATs. I didn’t feel a need to do good in high school. Once I started paying for school, I got straight A’s.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Is it too early in the OT to discuss something M's related? Although maybe it passes for question #1.
Because I remember 1 month ago when Dan Cortes was a struggling starting pitcher who had walked more than a batter per inning for a good stretch of starts and I remember at about that same time Josh Lueke was the third best player in the package for Cliff Lee who was too old and had a shady history.
Now they’re two of my favorite prospects. In one month.
Oh man fuck that shit.
No, Cortes is pretty good in relief. I think that it’s a smart move on the M’s part because he had a recurring issue of his command completely going to pot in one inning out of every game, but in relief this doesn’t appear to come up all that much. He’s had one outing thus far where it happened for him, SO I think he’s still at least an honorary member of the Ministry, but his viability as a relief prospect and the general haziness of our bullpen future probably keeps his 40-man spot secure through the off-season.
Lueke is just an awesome pitcher. I love what he does on the mound.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
When the trade went down do you think we all undervalued what the M's were getting in Lueke or do you think the Rangers undervalued him?
Because at the time it seemed like Smoak and three other guys (though Beavan wasn’t regarded badly by any means) but do you think the Rangers really didn’t want to move Lueke?
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I think that the Rangers may have undervalued Lueke but they were also getting Lowe back.
I’m not overly optimistic about Lowe returning to form, but hey.
Plus, with the Rangers, you’re talking about an organization where the prospects that rank in the teens for them could easily make the top ten in most other orgs.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Why do you think one side had to undervalue him?
doesn’t it make sense that Texas would have to part with a significant package to beat Montero and that other 2B (blanking on the name)? I mean, Lee’s a type A, they got cash, and they got Lowe. There was a lot going their way.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Not that either team undevalued him, but us. People talking here on the site went the trade went down.
He didn’t seem that special (to me, and it sounded like around here, nobody could stop talking about his off field stuff) and now he looks very, very special.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Well I think since his absolute ceiling is a 1.5-2 win player I think its not unreasonable that people weren't dropping trou over him
I mean, he’s a great minor league reliever and he may tun into a very good major league reliever or he might suck in the majors or he might blow out his elbow. You know. Pitchers, injuries, relievers… There is a fair number of guys like Lueke but only a small handful of guys like Rivera and Wagner. Hard to get very excited about it.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
It's easier to get excited about Lueke when you start naming guys like White and Pauley and Olson.
If Lueke is a 2 win pitcher, that’s 2.3 more wins than Olson.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, okay but by that logic you should be excited about Carp too
and the 2 wins is absolute-best-case-lights-out-closer-70IP scenario. It’s not very likely. 0.5-1 is much more so.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
It takes less playing time for Lueke to do what he does though.
No one should be excited about Carp.
No one.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Every little bit helps. When they go to the bullpen I want to be happy about the next guy coming in, not biting my nails off.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
You're right and I thnk I'm going overboard to prove my point
I like Lueke and I’m excited to have a potentially shut down closer in the system again. I miss unbroken Putz. I’m just trying to justify the lack of exuberance among the popuLLace over a minor league reliever.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Between posts on USSM and Prospect Insider the past two days, people are hyping up our future bullpen and I'm getting excited about it.
We’re all looking for something to be excited about and it’s almost all tied into our future.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Again, I don't want to be such a wet sandwich
but with relievers you just never know. There are lots of good arms in the minors, but hey, we had a bunch of good arms in the majors last March. Aardsma, League, Kelley, and Lowe are the core of a well above average pen, and you can see how that turned out.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm optimistic at best. It's not my expectations of what they will do for us so much as "Hey, that's cool that they're doing so good right now."
Dan Cortes can hit 98? That’s very cool.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes it is. And I'm excited about Lueke too.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I hate win values for relief pitchers.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 5, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hate candy bars with nuts in them
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Your favorite prospects are both relievers?
If it takes one month for you to change your mind about prospects I have bad news for you regarding relievers.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay
Clint Nageotte, Travis Blackley, Jeff Clement, Jeremy Reed, Chris Snelling, Ryan Anderson, Antonio Perez, Ryan Christianson, Jose Cruz Jr, Desi Relaford, Marc Newfield, Ron Villone, Mac Suzuki.
Your turn.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Most were highly drafted too...
My list of favorite prospects would be…. weird by comparison.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
In actuality, the only prospect right now that I think I like a lot more than most people is Erasmo.
I’m also baffled by the fact that he’s not even the first Erasmo Ramirez in baseball.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Erasmo has a case this year.
Making the league foolish and showing improved velocity. He was fringe-average before, now he’s actually good.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Erasmadan
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
No food or water during dalight hours for a month
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
But after sundown Iftar!
seven awesome courses and then you die.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Chonukah is inspired
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 6, 2010 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Boy those guys all suck.
Please refrain from liking anyone in the Mariners system other than Gabriel Norriega or Kalian Sams. For everyone, baby.
Kalian Sams is awesome, I don't know what you're talking about.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, sorry I misread your last sentece. Missed the 'of'.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
As do I, and they aren't all for good reasons.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Lou-kee.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Answers!
1. Not particularly nostalgic, but I assume that most everything I liked as a kid in the 70’s would not hold up today. Things are very different now culturally and what was entertaining then is not so much now. What did stick with me? An abiding love of Ray-Ban Wayfarers. What do I want to try again? Nothing, really, I’m pretty happy in the here and now.
2. Barbecuing on the deck. It can be done in the winter, but it’s not the same.
3. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.
Favorite Candy Bars:
100 Grand and Take 5. Sometimes I go with Three Musketeers because I convince myself it’s the “healthy” candy bar.
I've convinced myself that peanut M&Ms aren't terrible for me.
And now I’m eating them way too often.
by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2010 10:12 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Snickers can kick an energy bar's ass
I use to buy Cliff bars and that sort of stuff for when I’d go hiking but I’ve converted to just snickers bars. All of the goodness with better taste. Only problem is they melt if they get too hot.
by Edgar for Pres on Aug 5, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
That's why I started eating a lot of Snickers actually
in the winter when it’s cold they’re great for bike rides. In the summer, as you say, not so much because of the melty.
Snickers Ice Cream bar is the greatest invention by man of all-time.
I’m not even convinced it was invented by mere mortals.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Those are good
They dethroned the Chocotaco as my favorite ice cream bar when i found out about them.
by Edgar for Pres on Aug 5, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
OH MY GOD HOW HAVE I FORGOTTEN ABOUT THESE
by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2010 10:38 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
They're good, but I don't think they dethrone Carmel Drumsticks
Or Nestle Crunch Ice Cream bars. Ice cream novelties are a fascinating and delicious topic.
by Drew_D on Aug 5, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nothing will top Snickers for me, but I'll give you drumsticks. You're almost done with the cone and yet you haven't gotten to perhaps the best part.
The hardened chocolate at the bottom of the cone!
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I still put butterfinger bars at the top of the ice cream bar list.
But I’ve noticed they kinda stopped making the regular ones, and went with the skinny round ones now. And they kinda suck.
CHOCO TACOS.
Goddamnit people.
Sugar cone faux tortilla, vanilla ice cream with a fudge stripe, and chocolate crust over the top with nuts. I know it’s basically a novelty item, repackaging what others already have done, but I really like them anyway.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
USA at its best right there
Mexico bet you didn’t see that coming. American ingenuity.
by Edgar for Pres on Aug 5, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I just bought that book yesterday!
I was stood in the shop racking my brains to try and remember some of the recommendations from the book OT a few weeks ago, Vonnegut was the only one I could think of.
So Shaun of the Dead is one of my top 5 favorite movies.
After watching it some 15 times I still didn’t understand what the hell he was asking for when Shaun goes to the corner-mart.
For a long time I just thought it was something like “Corner Oat”
We had to put on the subtitles for that one.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
As for candy bars, I think ReeseSticks are pretty much amazing.
And Twix and Snickers are always good.
by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2010 10:13 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Candy bars:
kind of a tossup between Twix and KitKat. I could do without the caramel in Twix – too sweet. And the dark chocolate KitKat is pretty awesome.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 10:15 AM PDT reply actions
Embarrassing story of something that did not hold up the second time around.
I saw Batman and Robin in theaters and somehow thought it was a good movie (GOD I DON’T KNOW). I think only a year after that I lobbied for it when we were renting movies. Watching it with my family, I couldn’t believe how stupid it was and guiltily kept looking around the room, regretting my decision even more as the movie plodded on.
by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2010 10:16 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well for it is the chilling sound of your doom.
by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2010 10:20 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Hop away little bunny. Before I cool your jets. Permanently.
by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2010 10:22 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I see it left some scars
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I find numbers 1 and 3 coalescing in my brain.
The Seven Up bar did not hold up to its promise, and the Three Musketeer bar is really just too sweet and cloying anymore.
Candy bars you could get for 2/50 cents? Hmm. Peppermint patties? Reeses cup?
What's in 'em?
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
This is interesting and yet I can see why it would bomb.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
The coconut, obviously
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Or wait, were all those things in the same bar
or are those different bars?
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Different bars.
I’m fine with coconut. Mounds and Almond Joy bars were a staple at my grandparents’ place.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Could you choose between the two. Mounds for me.
by hairofthedawg on Aug 5, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't
by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Damnit. I wish I had thought of this.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
This is true.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
No they forced me to have both and I cried because I hated almonds.
That’s a lie.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I hate coconut
Not the taste, the consistency.
by killer_ewok18 on Aug 5, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Even fresh coconut?
Man, you’re missing something with that dislike.
by hairofthedawg on Aug 5, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I think it has to do with the stringy-ness of the coconut meat.
Some people don’t like squash for the same reason.
I'm the same with tomatoes.
As a sauce, hell yeah, raw, no way.
by hairofthedawg on Aug 5, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
YES
I don’t even mind little tomato chunks in salsa or if they’re buried in a pasta sauce or something. But whole tomatoes, or whole sliced tomatoes? UGH
I'm the opposite. More tomato? Yes, please.
My folks always grew a few cherry tomato plants and they were a sweet juicy treat on the way to pick up the wiffle ball after a ground rule HR. I also love the tomato salad with olive oil, fresh basil, fresh mozzarella, avocado, and whatever other spices my wife puts in it.
I think a lot of it for me
came from the fact that my dad used to eat tomatoes like they were apples. He’d cut them in half, pepper them, and bite into them raw. Slimy, disgusting, and it put me off eating tomatoes for life, even though I like the flavor.
With you on that one.
My stepmom used to put cut up tomatoes in salads and I couldn’t stand the consistency of them, but I’m fine with tomatoes in any other capacity. Roasted whole tomatoes with the right seasoning? Perfectly fine.
But I can be weirdly picky about foods in some ways. Like, I’m perfectly fine with most kinds of melted cheese but the idea of just taking a slab of cheese and putting it on a cracker and eating it does not make sense to me.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
What about cheese on apple?
Soooooooo good.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Still baffling.
And this is coming from growing up with my mom who will put cheese on anything and everything.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
HELL.NO.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Aug 5, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
This is one of my mom's staples, and no, never.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I also don't understand the people that dip french fries into chocolate shakes and say that it's the best thing in the world
It’s absolutely disgusting.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Aug 5, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
If we're talking a Frostie from Wendy's then it's pretty great.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Really? Like, really?
Yes, let’s dip a salted, deep-fried potato into a sugary chocolatey frozen milk drink and eat it. I’ve tried it and just don’t get how it could be appealing to anyone. Maybe it’d be better if I was drunk…. added to the weekend list!
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Aug 5, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed. Why waste perfectly good fries and a shake?
Many things in this world are amazing separate but should never be joined together.
Sugar + salt makes it taste even sweeter
Its like putting salt on watermelon
by Edgar for Pres on Aug 5, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I've never tried that.
Although I do know that chocolate carmels sprinkled with sea salt are about the most insane please I’ve ever experienced with food.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
It's very popular here in LA to go to fruit stands and get cayenne pepper on your fruit.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Brownies with some type of hot pepper is actually pretty good too
by Edgar for Pres on Aug 5, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
A friend of mine can make some pretty awesome chocolate/cayenne vegan truffles.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
FOR I HAVE BEEN TO THE PALMTREE TOP BROTHERS AND SISTERS...
AND I HAVE SEEN THE LAND OF COCONUT MILK AND HONEY…
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
It's just a gigantic white fleshed bucket of awful
The consistency throws me off, but coconut is one of those foods that has an overpowering taste to me. It doesn’t matter how small an amount is in something, it automatically tastes like coconut.
I'm like that with coffee
and it annoys me because it shuts off a whole world of delicious beer to me.
Coconut is a scourge of the earth
by Mariner John on Aug 5, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have no idea if you are being sarcastic or if pina and colada are two different things.
by Robert on Aug 5, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've always taken the colada to be coconut and the pina to be pineapple, even though I'm probably wrong.
Yeah, no
colada means strained. Notice the suffix similar to Nevada (snowed-on) or asada (roasted).
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 6, 2010 7:06 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm a jackass
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 6, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Each chunk had a different flavor
I liked them.
by hairofthedawg on Aug 5, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
WHAT
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
The ones I remember had 7 sections.
Each chunk was different.
by hairofthedawg on Aug 5, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
It was always tough to decide
between that and licorice ropes. 5 ropes or one bar?
by hairofthedawg on Aug 5, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Back when I was doing the spending
7-11 still had the candy bins, so you could get your Fire Stix, and if you didn’t have enough for a whole candy bar you could get one or two miniatures.
God I miss that
Nothing better than finding a nickel on the ground and turning it into a delicious piece of candy
I can imagine this being a conflict.
A strange, syrupy, sugary conflict.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Good way to put it.
It was all good back then until I went to the dentist.
by hairofthedawg on Aug 5, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
1) Barnyard Commandos
HOW WERE THESE NOT MORE SUCCESSFUL

I have all of them and they’re not even collector’s items because no one ever collected them except me.
The univers is unjust, that's how.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
It's like Worms except not a computer game.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
They made a cartoon out of it...and I think a video game similar to Worms was in the works
But canceled when they realized nobody cared but me. There was also a cartoon series that was aired, and canceled after 4 episodes.
Almond Roca
Although that may be considered a bar form.
by hairofthedawg on Aug 5, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Almond Roca was always my dad's euphemism for what the cat did in the litterbox.
Ergo, I never investigated it.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Can't deny they look like little turds.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll never look at them the same way again.
But, I’ll still eat them.
by hairofthedawg on Aug 5, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Delicious turds.
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on Aug 5, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Frozen peppermint patties are the best thing ever.
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 5, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty much any frozen candy bar is good.
I used to love to freeze Charleston Chews.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
Swedish Fish are terrible because they take the best flavor of Sour Patch Kid, strip off the part that limits how many you can eat,
and then they spawn in your mouth until you have finished the bag and feel quite ill.
by abender20 on Aug 5, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
On the Reese's note...
I remember when they made a separate Reese’s peanut butter and I was really excited to try it. The consistency was completely different from the cups and it wasn’t that good.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I still think the recipe is different from when I was a kid.
And I definately don’t like them as much as I did back then.
How about when they did the reverse Reeses peanut butter cups?
Reese’s has taken so many variations.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
The ones that had the cookie base inside were pretty good.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
And junior mints
and I still sneak them into movies
by Edgar for Pres on Aug 5, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
What can I say, I'm a hazelnut addict.
Spread Nutella on anything and everything and I’ll be satisfied.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Why ambassador, you're spoiling us.
by Eyeball Kid on Aug 5, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was just about to type this.
Uh, so, was anyone else about to make a comment, only to see that the exact same thing had just been written?
Does anyone else reflexively say “Why ambassador, with this you are really spoiling us!” when the opposing manager subs on a really shitty player?
Did you all know that Taco Bell's mexinuggets were just a regional thing in the northwest
and the rest of the country would get a little bag of chips with their taco bell meal?
Yeah. It's a mystery to me - mexinuggets were the best thing ever.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
You know, I understand that they're just tots with chile powder.
Somehow the reality is so much better than that though. It’s pretty much the only reason I’d ever go to a Taco Time.
Not criticizing in the least, I love me some tater tots
Pretty much one of the best drinking foods ever.
Ho yeah.
Get some melted cheese on those and you’re golden.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I will have to try this soon, as it sounds like an artery-clogging good time
Related topic: Are the Sonic tots in anyway a half decent substitute? Can’t get Taco Time down here. We have In and Out though, which I think is a fair trade.
That's a shame.
I used to love mexinuggets, and trips there were mostly to get the mexinuggets.
Was it response to Taco Time having the same things? Because Taco Time I know is regional.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm not exactly sure why they have Mexican Cola on menus down here. Is it a brand or what?
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
If you're being serious on this, it's the difference of cane sugar vs.. the high fructose stuff.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Serious, I hadn't seen it as an option before.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
It will ruin the standard stuff for you if you aren't careful.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Other nostalgia thing, since we're talking candy/food
Oreo brownie mix. Not the pre-made, wrapped oreo brownie bars, but a take home mix made by Betty Crocker or Pillsbury or something. You mix the brownies and bake them like normal, but somewhere at the end you add the added crumbled oreo bits. When you pull it out of the oven, you then drizzle the included oreo icing over the whole thing and let it set for a bit.
IT WAS THE GREATEST DESSERT EVER AND I CAN’T FIND ANY RECORD OF ITS EXISTENCE.
by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2010 10:41 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
I don't know of this but I did some research and found a recipe for Oreo Pizza.
OREO PIZZA
30 OREO, divided
1 pkg fudgy brownie mix
1/2 cup vegetable oil
1/4 cup water
2 eggs
1 1/2 cup mini marshmallows
1/3 cup m& m
Pre heat oven to 350
Put 22 cookies in bag and crush
Cut remaining cookies in to small pieces
Prepare brownie mix using oil, water, and eggs
Stir in crushed cookies
Pour into sprayed pizza pan
Bake 18- 20 min
Sprinkle top with marshmallows
Return to oven 1- 2 min
Remove pan from oven
Sprinkle cookie pieces and M&M over top
I like to melt a small amount of chcoclate and or vanilla frosting in the microwave.
Take a fork and drizzle the frostings over the top the of the pizza
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
One of the few good things to come of Mike Timlin's time with the Mariners was his wife's recipe for a cookie pizza
(known as The Big Cookie as per KITH in my neighborhood)
Take sugar cookie (or better yet, chocolate chip) cookie dough and spread it in a pizza pan. Bake it.
After it has cooled, spread it with a melted mixture of chocolate chips and peanut butter, and then decorate it with candy. m&ms, reeses pieces (heck, any other of the candybars now sold in nuggety form in a bag) at the end you crush up a Butterfingers for that parmesan cheese-like sprinkle on top
They used to make oreo granola bars
They were the absolute best thing to unwrap and eat as a kid. Then, all of a sudden, they vanished.
I don’t understand.
How about sugar-free Frozen Yogurt?
The frozen yogurt fad is about my favorite thing ever.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes yes and yes.
I remember back in the day when you had to get them in Canada. Since my sister lived in Canada I would always make sure she brought some for us. God they were good.
Speaking of nostalgia..
Do you think kids are stupid? Or perhaps that they just don’t have enough life experience to know what’s good or bad? At what point do kids stop being stupid?
Case in point: I am pretty sure I loved movies like Mac and Me and Howard the Duck when I was a kid. Granted, I still love those movies today – but for opposite reasons. Oh, and The Wizard too. I didn’t just think they were funny, I thought they were really well made. Now, sometimes popular kids movies are actually fantastic. The Goonies and Toy Story for instance. But oftentimes you go back to a movie you haven’t seen in years and you’re blown away how wrong you were.
Even as a young teenager I loved movies like Surviving the Game and Judgment Night. Are kids really that stupid or is there another explanation?
Kids are almost universally extraordinarily smart but also naive and easy to manipulate
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Not enough life experience, definitely.
Think back to when you were 12, 13 years old. Everything that happened was HUGE because at 12.13 you have nothing to compare it to. As you get older and gain more experience, things that used to be huge tend to settle into their proper place in the continuum of life.
Toy Story doesn't hold up? Huh.
Goonies, I never really got, though I remember a phase around the time I was seventeen where most of my friends were newly obsessed with it again and making references to the Truffle Shuffle and writing “Goonies Never Say Die” on various things. I never got it. To me this would be like coming back to The Wizard or Little Monsters or something like that. But then again, I also didn’t see a Star Wars movie until I was twelve and had no explanation for why everyone else thought they were amazing.
On a maybe related but tangential note to the Goonies thing, there was a girl a few years younger than me at Central who used to walk around wearing Joy Division t-shirts and for some reason that did not make sense to me. Maybe another sort of thing that was symptomatic of the times.
Anyway, a lot of people don’t grow out of being dumb, but there’s some crossover between what’s good to a child and what’s good to an adult. Airplane! is still funny in both cases, for example.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
I think he was saying Toy Story holds up well
Shrek, now, that’s a movie that doesn’t hold up at all.
No, Toy Story being an example of a movie that is awesome for kids and for adults and will always be good.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh okay I was confused there.
Toy Story is usually held up to me as an example of one than transcends the age barrier.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
It's Pixar's whole schtick. Fun for the kids, amusing for adults.
Amusing till they drop the hammer and leave you a sobbing mess, clutching your GI Joes and apologizing. Yeah, I saw Toy Story 3, what of it!
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
I haven't seen a Pixar movie since A Bug's Life and I'm kind of ashamed.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Watch Wall-E or Up whenever you need a pick-me-up
Really, any Pixar movie will raise your spirits, but those two are legitimately fantastic movies.
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 5, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Wall-E was pretty brilliant.
A bit slow though
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Up induced emotions in me I've never felt before.
I’d never put myself in an old person’s shoes before.
It's hard to not think of a cartoon as... well... a cartoon.
Up is an example of a movie that really transcended the “This is for kids, this is a cartoon” aspect. It’s a pretty epic movie.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I have never seen so many people cry in one theater.
And my GF has dragged me to a ton of chick flicks.
I think I saw more people cry at Where The Wild Things Are, actually.
I’m not really sure why, but goddamn that movie was an emotional trip.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Because every utterance out of Max's mouth was desperately sad
and because the fantasy world that he created to escape from his unpleasant real world fell apart around him as hard and fast as his real life was?
Amazingly good movie, but heartbreakingly sad.
by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I said I was ashamed.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
This reminds me that I think I've realized who I wish I was if I could be anybody other than myself. Who would I "John Malkovich"?
This is me in a bar as the person I wish I was.
ME – Walk up to attractive female.
ME: “Hello, how are you?”
GIRL: “Go away.”
ME: “Do you know who I am?”
GIRL: “No, go away.”
ME: “I am Andrew Stanton”
GIRL: “That does not mean anything to me”
ME: “I work for Pixar.”
Girl becomes slightly interested, thinking “How rich is this guy? Or is he an intern?”
GIRL: “That is slightly interesting to me. However, I still do not know who you are. You are a geek.”
ME: “Well, I am a writer”
GIRL: “Meh.”
ME: “I wrote Toy Story. Toy Story 2. A Bug’s Life. Monsters Inc. Finding Nemo. Wall-E. Toy Story 3.”
GIRL: “I am now interested.”
ME: “Also, I directed A Bugs Life, Finding Nemo, and Wall-E. I have two Oscars.”
ME: “I have many dollars now and will have many dollars when I am 90 and my grandkids grandkids will have many dollars because I was the 9th person to ever be employed by Pixar. I have the stocks and the wifi’s”
Mostly, I just like the idea of flipping people on the fact that you don’t know me but you know, I’m kinda responsible for Toy Story and Find Nemo and Wall-E.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude...
Girl becomes slightly interested, thinking "How rich is this guy?
what’s with the misogyny?
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
If the shoe were on the other foot and it was girl talking to me and she said "I work for Pixar" I would be thinking the same thing.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
You're fucked up
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
It's interesting, someone who works for a company like Pixar. If a person has worked for Microsoft since 1985, I would have to wonder how much they made in the stock market.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I see where you are coming from, but doesn't he live in LA?
I was at a party in LA once and I had the scene from Swingers happen to me. A woman asked what kind of car I drove. I said I do not own a car and she walked away. Some people are still this shallow.
Yeah LA is pretty messed up.
Didn’t know he was from there. I mean, really, you find out someone works for PIXAR and you think about money before you think about originality and humor? I’m at a loss.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I apologize if it comes off as offensive.
Sometimes my fantasies merge with bad movies I’ve seen. But yeah, things are a little different in LA, but I don’t go to those kinds of bars usually.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not offensive
I don’t know your experience with women but most aren’t like that.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, this was the extreme situation I put together.
If I was Andrew Stanton, it wouldn’t be to pick up girls. It’s mostly because he’s the guy that wrote and directed some movies that are almost universally loved.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
He's probably queer anyway
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I am frankly amazed you want a woman who only wants you if you're rich.
And I agree with Bearskin, this is quite sexist and untrue for women.
Eh...
I don’t think that was wanting the woman who wants him because he’s theoretically rich.
I mean, I’m not happy with the sentiment too, but this is the first time we’ve seen a comment like this from him, or even a hint of it, and I think there are enough people piling on at this point.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I think there is a clear line here between
pretending to be rich to take some skank home from a bar and meeting your future ex-wife.
It's fair to say that it was a bad comment that took away from my overall point of "Hey isn't it cool that this guy is basically unrecognizable but is like the king of Pixar?"
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I made too many assumptions and spoke irrationally.
It’s obvious to me now that I misunderstood your intent. Not like it’s fair of me to judge you of of context anyway.
I have yet to go see Toy Story 3.
I just can’t bring myself to do it because I know it’s a movie that’s going to make me cry.
Toy Story 3 did not make me cry.
In fact, I was mildly indifferent to it by the end. From the beginning, I could sense the knife coming, the plunge and the twist of raw emotional impact. We all know that’s Pixar’s schtick.
But it never came. It was an acceptable movie, good as far as sequels go. But it wasn’t astounding. If I were to grade it like a creative writing project, it would get a B+ and I would lay it aside to look at the next one.
I'm 22.
I still have toys, though they’ve evolved from action figures and stuffed animals to laptops and sports gear.
UP made me sad, Toy Story made me feel GUILTY. Like, the natural progression to adulthood unwittingly destroyed the lives of things I loved.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck yeah, Little Monsters!
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Kids are fucking terrible in every way possible unless they belong to someone I like.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 5, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Angels in the Outfield came out when I was a young kid, so naturally I loved it.
God I’m so ashamed now.
I think The Neverending Story is absolutely terrible now, but some people seem to disagree. The Sandlot is still great. The Goonies is still great. Anything Disney or Disney/Pixar is still great.
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 5, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Neverending Story is something I'm mixed on.
It seems choppy to me now, more allusive than developed, but that’s the refined take on it. It still had a bit of the old magic when I went back to watch it last winter.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
SURVIVING THE GAME IS AWESOME, TAKE THAT BACK.
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on Aug 5, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
At least someone agrees with me
Seriously, a bunch of rich white men including Gary Busey hunting a homeless Ice T for sport. That movie is perfect for what it was.
Interesting side note
Not too long after that movie Ice T went on to make an appearance in the porno spoof Frankenpenis starring John Wayne Bobbitt
I want to meet Ice T.
Howard the Duck. I think I was more excited to see that in the theatres than I was to see Return of the fucking Jedi
They had a phone line you could call in to basically hear Howard the Duck tell you to go see the movie and get the audio of the trailer, and I called it frequently. For a while there, I was dumber than the paste-eating kids.
Other things that didn’t hold up include the Seventh Seal, Bobcat Goldthwaite, and Clint Nageotte.
Bobcat Goldthwaite is a far better director than he was a comedian
and I loved his comedy when I was a kid, but it does not in fact hold up. But his last couple movies have been really funny.
by pdb on Aug 6, 2010 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Just watched Worlds Greatest Dad, and it was pretty good. He was good in Windy City Heat too.
I think its funny that I don’t hate his first name. It’s his last name that I hate. “Thwait” especially rolls off the tongue in an ugly way.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Bobcat was good on Space Ghost though.
And realizing halfway through Scrooged that he was the fired employee? Amazing.
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by JY on Aug 6, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions
All right now I'm done with baseball stuff for now...
1) I can’t think of many things that didn’t hold up. I’m sure I had a movie on par with Eyebrows if I stopped to think about it. I haven’t felt like rewatching Ninja Turtles cartoons, but Ghostbusters was my favorite movie from four on and it’s still damned good to this day. The better parodies like Airplane! and The Naked Gun too, but I’ve moved away from the genre. Can’t really speak to video games because the discerning taste seems to hold, and books… well I don’t know really but I wish I had stopped reading so many Crichton and King novels and just got on with learning about real literature. Oh well.
2) Driving around the lake blasting blues or blues rock. It’s mostly Black Keys these days but I’ve done Robert Johnson and the other oldies too. I wish I could say that I drive a terraplane and wear a fedora as I do it, but I don’t. It used to be going on motorcycle trips with my dad but he stopped going out with the same group after I was seventeen or so. He still goes out, but it’s mostly alone or with my uncle these days.
3) Whachamacallits (I REMEMBER WHEN THEY CAME OUT), 100 grands, Violet Crumbles though you can’t often find them, Snickers for energy because Peanuts + Sugar.
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VIOLET CRUMBLE!
I discovered these in Australia. I am pissed they didn’t make a full transition to America.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I have seen them!
Usually it’s pretty close to the Canadian border though. The grocery store in Friday Harbor was the last place I saw them.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Natch.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
My favorite candy of all time have to be Canadian.
Cadbury Crunchie has that seafoam candy covered with chocolate which is the BOMBBBBB. Same thing as a Violet Crumble, I believe. That said, I don’t really eat candy any more.
Seafoam based candies are lovely.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Although Violet Crumbles and Crunchies are great for 1/2 the bar and then get to be too much.
If they made them in fun size it would be perfection.
Yeah, it's easier to just go to a See's or what have you and get the stuff in the chunks.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Didn't Three Musketeers recently come out with a seafoam variation? It's hard to not enjoy that consistency.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
It's so unusual that the brain says "Hey, you shouldn't be eating this. Stop eating it.. wait, it's melting now.. and it's fucking delicious.. continue to consume!"
However, I agree that the last bite is not as good as the first bite.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
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1) – Pro Wrestling
2) – Increasingly it would be going to Missoula in August, but the season truly hasn’t begun until I’ve had a cocktail on a porch wearing short sleeves and sunglasses.
God, I thought this said "short skirt and sunglasses" and got scared
by seattlebruin on Aug 5, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I have one friend who never grew out of pro wrestling. I couldn't understand it.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
When it underwent a revival in my teens I could not understand it.
But I remember it from the days of The Ultimate Warrior, The Million Dollar Man, and Hulk Hogan. It was something that had a place in my world when I was four, but after that?
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
They perfectly belong in that place in your brain when you were a little kid.
WWF is the PERFECT example of something that should always be nostalgic.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I gave up on wrestling right around the time Yokozuna made his appearance.
Which, I think was right around the beginning of the 1990s. At that point only two things caught my attention: girls and girls. And girls weren’t really into wrestling so wrestling had to go.
Hey, I remember Yokozuna!
He was kind of after my time though. I also remember when The Undertaker made his debut, and also Jake “The Snake” Roberts.
This is kind of weird. I haven’t thought about these things in a long time.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
My friends joined a regional wrestling circuit when we were in college.
And got to meet/wrestle with Jake the Snake and Tito Santana.
This was right before Beyond the Mat (which is a rather good, yet pathetically sad documentary) came out and not many people knew how bad off he was. I remember my friend saying he just reeked of booze in the ring.
I went from being a huge wrestling fan as a kid/teenager, to just completely ignoring it for about 5-6 years, to
now not watching any of it, but I follow the business side of it. The behind the scenes stuff in the wrestling world is extremely fascinating.
You're dead to me.
Missoula!
I <3 Missoula. It’s beautiful around August and early September.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I've only been through once and it was pretty late.
I think that would be around the time it transitions from daily thunderstorms to threat of freak snowfall, or maybe that was just the September I was there.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Missoula really doesn't get snow.
It’s at such a lower elevation than the rest of the state that our summers are really dry and hot. The mountains are yellow in August compared to green the rest of the spring and summer, and the temperature routinely hits 95-100. Not to mention the annual smoke in from wildfires that happens in August.
Not that August is a dead time, but if you liked it in the peak of summer, you’d be doing yourself a great pleasure by visiting in May-June or late September-October sometime.
Answers:
1.) Blow Pops. These were the most awesome things when I was in 3rd grade, and you could get them two for a quarter at the drugstore. I remember sifting furiously through the bin looking for the black cherry and blue raspberry ones, screw your routine apple/grape/regular cherry, if it didn’t turn your tongue in to a bruise it wasn’t worth the money. Revisiting them now though it’s inedible baseball card gum wrapped in terrible hard candy. It’s neither candy nor gum and 100% disgusting.
2.) Frisbee Hat Tournaments! I’ve been too busy/lazy to find one this summer though. Nothing like pulling the weekend warrior routine and showing up monday dehydrated and sunburned for work. Bonus points for beach ulti.
3.) Kit Kats! They have like 8 million varieties of them in Japan too!
The green tea Kit Kat is disgusting
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Aug 5, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Do they stock the funky flavors at Uwajimaya?
I always forget to check when I’m back in the city. It’s on my list, but I get distracted in the fried fish snack aisle.
Ehhh probably.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Aug 5, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if they still make the plan Charm lollipops
(not the ones with gum)
Charms were twice as fat as other lollys and so you got more for your money
by msb on Aug 5, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Summer, for me:
Picking and eating wild blackberries around my work and/or home.
Better: Hot blackberry cobbler a la mode with coffee as the sun’s starting to go down around 9pm.
by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2010 11:28 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Best candy bar - Snickers or Mr. Goodbar
Best candy – Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup
Karma police, arrest this man.
Goodbar is highly underrated.
I bought a whole mixed bag of miniatures just for the goodbars yesterday
Chocolate and peanuts are all you need in a candy bar.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Aug 5, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Any plans for the weekend?...
I’m going to have to miss a Bruce Campbell-themed/endorsed burlesque show (which a friend is in) tonight in Coney Island tonight. Suuuuuuck.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
My last weekend in LA, unfortunately.
However, it means I get to rock the LA Bucket list with my friends, including a few who happen to be flying in for the weekend.
Beech drinking after midnight with a trip to Roscoes is at the top of the list.
Getting drunk while hanging out in the limbs of a beech tree is potentially dangerous.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I saw a license plate in LA yesterday that read "BCHGUY2"
Really? How many people roll down their window and yell out “Hey Bitch Guy!”
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Candian Rockies!
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Mendocino for a wedding.
I’ve never seen Mendocino, so I’m pretty pumped. My wife and I are taking the long route down US-101 from Portland to see the entirety of the Oregon Coast.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 5, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Great, great plan on the US 101, I want to do that myself.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty much every second I've spent on 101 has made me a happier person.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
Even watching other people drive the 101 in Malibu made me feel like I was dying.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll just avoid everything from SF south then.
I’m guessing it turns into an urban highway at these points?
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
What you really want in California is the 1
There are portions where the 101 and the 1 combine, but for the most part those are horrible and to be avoided or traveled in off peak hours. Coming in over the Golden Gate is worth doing once though, but I highly suggest making sure you attempt it during the mid morning of a nice weekend day.
Driving through Malibu sucks
I would hate to live there just for driving on the 101.
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This weekend will be spent detoxing from last weekend and maybe taking a nap
I love weekends with no plans.
by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Although I'd like to say I'm going to stay in bed all weekend
I am, instead, going to 2 birthday parties and having dinner with people I haven’t seen in 6 months.
I think I am going to see a sunrise at the Lincoln Memorial Saturday morning.
We’ll have to walk the three miles there because the Metro doesn’t run till 7, but I like the idea of seeing DC at such an odd hour.
You! Cake or death?
I'm sure someone or ten will invite themselves over to fondle my baby.
Other than that sleep and hopefully go throw my discs.
He wasn't so much referring to the child as to something else
by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Just make sure you don't mix up the discs and the baby.
by msb on Aug 5, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
You need to get a lot of spin on em
but yes. And don’t worry, they’re surprisingly buoyant.
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 6, 2010 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll probably spend at least one day this weekend sitting on the beach reading
I’ve done that the last two weekends and I am really enjoying it.
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Nostalgia for an age yet to come.
1a) Baseball cards, definitely.
1b)Most 80s movies hold up really well in terms of enjoyment.
1c)I really want to know if OK Soda was as awesome as I thought it was.
2) The summer hasn’t officially begun for me until I’ve had my first plate of fried clams. The summer won’t officially end until I have my first sip of fall-release beer. Sadly, they’re already out in stores around here. Summer’s over my friends.
3) Not one for candy bars or most sweets for that matter and I absolutely hate nougat and, to a lesser extent, caramel. I usually buy the Lindt Excellence 70% Cocoa bars when I need a chocolate fix.
I recently am kind of obsessed with this product.
Shame it’s not available in many places outside NYC.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Cost Plus Imports
Bundaberg does a mighty fine unfiltered product, although it’s definitely on the sweeter side and should be served over ice. Makes a very very acceptable Moscow Mule though. This line in the product description, “The mouth feel of a light beer” does nothing for me.
I wouldn't know, I don't drink light beers
It’s got some bite to it though.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a good sign
It sounds like it’s on the less-sweet side, more like a Reed’s Extra. I can get behind that for a summer sipper.
Huh, interesting candy facts.
So I was just looking at last years Forbes 400 list for richest Americans.
Tied for 19th place are the three Mars candy fortune heirs at 11 billion each. 1.) I didn’t know how much Mars really owned and how wealthy that would make you. 2.) Mars was founded and started in Tacoma, WA. The more you know!
Well I just posted this above but this might be more appropriate place.
Both Brown and Hailey (Almond Roca) and Mars started in Tac-Town.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
And here I thought the biggest candy thing in-state
was Aplets and Cotlets
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep. Mars couldn't handle the competition.
That’s probably not accurate, but hey.
The house I grew up in used to belong to either Mr. Brown or Mr. Haley, so I’m sort of a partisan.
I'll throw one on the nostalgia party
Old cartoons. A lot of these suck more than you remember. I got Transformers G1 on DVD a few years ago and its so embarrassingly bad.
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I was going to comment on this too.
They did that cartoon so bad they didn’t even get the voices matched up to the correct robots. I’m glad I never re-watched them, because I will always cherish that from my childhood.
I also loved the smurft, and I'm angry they are making a movie about it.
Oh, and Danger Mouse. I loved that cartoon also, and then I watched it on hulu and I hated it.
Oh man, as a kid I loved Scooby Doo
I watched a few episodes on YouTube a couple months ago and they were terrible. Every single episode is exactly the same.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Aug 5, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
They kind of make me laugh for like two episodes
Then you get bored.
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 5, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a friend who has all the seasons
And watches them whenever she feels down or is bored. She’s going to be a senior in college.
I never liked Scooby Doo even as a kid
I was much more into Bullwinkle, Speed Racer, and Bugs Bunny.
by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Rocky!
Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Except for Animaniacs. That show is still awesome.
Maybe better now because of all the jokes that used to go over my head as a kid.
Freakazoid!
Mostly because Ricardo Montalban.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
A little after my cartoon phase.
Rocco’s Modern Life is another show being a lot edgier than I remember.
Freakazoid was out just two years after Rocko started :/
Rocko was pretty good though. I stumbled on the appendix episode a year or two ago and forgot how weird it was.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
This is where I uncomfortably add that I'm older than you.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
It's OK. I had the same uncomfortable moment the other day when I made a Wayne's World reference to the new bank teller at work.
Only for it to go completely over her head. Turns out she was born after the movie was released.
I plug this occasionally
but you should totally check out Phineas and Ferb on the Disney Channel. The Rocko guys are behind it, and they do a musical number every episode.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, Hysteria!
because it was educational, AND weird.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoopsies...
Ian Snell back on the DL…. Link. I really thought he was going to make the valiant comeback.
Karma police, arrest this man.
His last few outings have sucked hard.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
True.
When you’re getting bitchslapped by AAA teams, your run in baseball might be almost over. Which is sad, I really wanted Snell to succeed.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Aug 5, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Answers
1a) Things that I loved as a kid but now suck: The vast majority of the cartoons I watched.
1b) things I loved as a kid but still are good: A few cartoons actually did hold up well. Some of them:
Animaniacs
Pinky and the Brain
The Real Ghostbusters
Batman: The Animated Series
2) My summer isn’t complete until I go crab fishing. Season’s open, I just haven’t quite gotten around to it yet.
3) Twix!
Pinky and the Brain is still hilarious.
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 5, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Pinky and the Brain is actually almost better now than it was then
Its kind of like Pixar with a lot of stuff in there for adults
by Edgar for Pres on Aug 5, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Now I'm going to have to check for Pinky and the Brain DVDs
dammit.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
They are out there
my sister got one for Christmas last year and it was definitely awesome
by Edgar for Pres on Aug 5, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I really thought they were better as a gag reel
The 1/2 hour version just seemed like a struggle to fill time. The one offs are awesome though.
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1. I don’t know if this counts, but snow. As I child I obviously loved snow for it being fun to play in and since it got me out of school, but as an adult I realized how freaking annoying it it. You can’t drive anywhere safely, everybody gets stuck somewhere, trees come down and power is lost, and you have to deal with bunches of kids running around everywhere.
2. My summer is never complete until I meet up with old friends from high school and go camping, basically just sit around and drink for 4 days. Only see em once a year now anyway.
3. Break me off a piece of that _ _ _!
Did someone say we did?
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
ProspectInsider: Reports suggest M’s are interested in Carlos Delgado. Reports are correct.
Carlos Silvelite
Reports suggest I would like a billion dollars delivered to me by a boob-shitting unicorn
Reports are correct.
by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ah.
Vague comments re: Kenny Williams and notes from Rosenthal & Morosi
by msb on Aug 5, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, he is confirming Rosenthal/Morosi.
So it’s not like this is just JAC’s knowledge.
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 5, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Rosenthal / Morosi are accumulators of rumors.
If a scout of the Mets says that the Mariners are interested in Delgado, he’ll report having heard that the Mariners are interested in Delgado.
Yeah, I know.
And JAC and Morosi/Rosenthal may be hearing it from the same source. But they’re at least a lot more reliable than Churchill.
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 5, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Morosi has a hit rate of like 2%.
He’s a bucket of tard.
It's not a rumor that passes the smell test in the first place though
And:
The White Sox are showing interest in the free-agent slugger, major-league sources say, and the Red Sox, Rockies and Mariners are among Delgado’s other possible fits.
“Possible fits” in a situation where the fit is actually not very good usually means “You can go ahead and throw this out”.
And credit to Churchill for nailing the Lee deal from the start, but his source(s) doesn’t(don’t) seem to have that much insider access from the amount of stuff he’s reported that’s been wrong.
Boston Herald ...
While waiting for clarification on the Youkilis injury earlier today, the ballclub began exploring contingency plans for his extended absence and that means adding a left-handed hitting first baseman to the roster. That likely means the club is considering a platoon situation at first base for the current right-handed hitting first baseman, Mike Lowell.
Lowell, 36, is two years younger than free agent Carlos Delgado, who has had one more hip surgery than Lowell. The agent for Carlos Delgado told the Herald that he has notified the Red Sox of his client’s interest in playing for them but, as of yet, the Red Sox are not believed to have scouted or shown serious interest in Delgado, whose most recent hip surgery was this spring.
Said David Sloane, Delgado’s agent, "A handful of teams have shown interest since most people are set at first base now."
Added Sloane: "Carlos would be thrilled to have interest from the Red Sox."
Sloane said Delgado would likely need up to two weeks worth of facing live pitching in the minor leagues before he could expect to help a big-league team.
by msb on Aug 5, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe they want Kotchman.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
Veteran leadership!
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Aug 5, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Better DH option than Branyan, maybe can lure him back next year for cheap?
He’s not going to come back to play for a noncontender though. It’s a nonissue.
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 5, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this in response to things you loved as a kid which now suck?
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Speaking of nostalgia
I watched this show as a kid, and I never believed it had held up. But that clip is one of the most mind-numbingly stupid things I have ever seen in my life.
I got really tired of it when I could no longer recognize any of em.
I can probably still name the original 150, but I have absolutely no idea about any of the other generations.
Show was super cyclical to. Go to new place, travel around collecting badges, discover a new generation of Pokemon, repeat.
The Team Rocket gags got old too.
We Need to steal Pokemon→ Hey look Pikachu!→ Wait why pikachu?→ Shut the fuck up→ Build crazy big unconventional machine that neutralizes Pikachu’s lightning→ Have one convenient flaw that another pokemon can exploit→Exploited→We’re Blasting Off Again!
You got slurved!
But can you remember the pokerap?
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I love the commentary on that post.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Has any kids' show ever had a cooler list of celebrity cameo appearances than The Adventures of Pete & Pete?
There once was a little show
called Sesame Street, which has had some decent guests you may have heard of over the years.
by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I almost hit post on my Sesame Street comment.
Mr. Rogers had a ton of celebrities too, but nothing really compares to Sesame Street.
I suppose I could give Pete & Pete credit
because of its lack of longevity and subsequent density of awesome guest appearances, but Sesame Street draws the big guns.
by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
That doesn't count. Sesame Street was and is quite popular.
That’s like saying the Simpsons. Their celebrity pull is much greater than a small Nickelodeon TV show.
Your question was "has any kids show ever had a cooler list of celebrity cameo appearances"
and the answer is yes. Given the length of time it was on, and its audience, though, Pete & Pete put together a pretty damn good guest list.
by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Sesame Street is the tightness
but I can’t get over just how much Elmo was in it the last time I watched it. I mean, come on, Big Bird is where it’s AT.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Question:
If you were a ballplayer, what snippet of a song would you like to walk up to plate to? Like I’ve always felt it would be ironic to go up to bat with Demon Hunter’s song “Lead Us Home” playing.
My iPod has reminded me to rethink this question
and now I think I’m going to alternate In The Summer with Here Comes Sickness.
by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I figured it out.
That’s Carlson, so Robert is very clearly jacking it out of frame.
by abender20 on Aug 5, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
The grimace means he needs a towel.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
I will be doing this Saturday.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
So here's a question from a non-football person
Is NFL training like baseball spring training – do they play actual games, or is it just workouts? Do they all work out on the same field or do they split up?
by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
This is just practice, not like a pre-season game.
There are several practice fields, and they’ll be working on all of them. Typically first-string on one field, second string on another and so on.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
But do they ever play games in practice
or do they just practice and work on stuff until the first pre-season game?
by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Just practice.
Some teams will do a “scrimmage” that’s open to the public, but they don’t actually play before the pre-season starts.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
Put on sunscreen, Robert.
You look like you are a few hours from molting.
5% tint so you can't see up in my windows?
(A deep-fried Mars bar to the person that knows this reference)
The camera doesn't seem to pick up the sparkle.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
That's exactly what this clubhouse needs.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we start a Milton and Guillen reality show?
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd rather see it be a three camera sitcom with a laugh track
think of the wacky hijinks!
by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Who do I need to call to get that greenlighted?
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Some awesome movies you can never truly appreciate if you didn't watch them as a kid
Main examples I can think of: Princess Bride and Back to the Future. Two of my all-time favorite movies and they actually have become much more awesome over time, but I showed them both to a 20 year-old who had never seen them, and she thought they were both good, but not great.
This was kind of me when I saw Princess Bride for the first time at seventeen.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Labyrinth?
I personally think its one of the great movies of all time. But perhaps I am blinded by childhood?
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
That's really true, at least about The Princess Bride.
It’s a movie that you love both for itself and for its timeless qualities. If you didn’t grow up with it, you can’t really appreciate the timelessness of it.
You! Cake or death?
I imagine it is different coming to it after having read the book for 15 years ...
by msb on Aug 5, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually watched the movie before I read the book
Which I think is th best way to do it, since they both appear to be awesome.
Something that didn't hold up?
As a kid there were a couple of movies that scared the bejeesus out of me. The Atomic submarine, because of the giant eyeball that gets destroyed in an ooky fashion. The Amazing colossal man because who knows when Colossal might come around, looking in your window. The worst was the moment when the mask is torn off The queen of outer space and her scarred face is revealed. None of these movies have a moment of terror when watched as an adult, and Queen of outer space rightly deserves to be watched while drinking large quantities of pink champagne.
I had forgotten about the one show to never, ever watch now if you grew up watching it
Are You Afraid of the Dark? Scared the shit out of me when I was a kid. It’s absolutely awful. I’ve had ten or twelve people confirm that they’ve watched it recently as well, and it’s really that bad.
I only remember a few of the plot lines...
Like the one about the kids staring into the center of a fire and resurrecting some sort of fire spirit which chased them through a fire department and fired them right in the fire fire fire.
I don’t know. I used to go to video stores and scare the shit out of myself by reading the movie synopses in the horror section, but even attempting to watch a few of them around twelve or so they were hilariously bad and had nothing on my imagination.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Something else that didn't hold up?
LA Gear shoes with 3 sets of laces for each shoe all to be worn at the same time. These shoes are why I’m not enjoying this 80’s fashion revival that seems to be going on. A week or two ago I even saw someone with a neon green t-shirt with bubble graffiti font.
This also brings back memories and didn't "hold up"

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Aqua Net Extra Hold.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
That reminds me.
I used to spray shit on my bedroom walls with Aqua Net, like “Bauhaus” or Jesus and Mary Chain" or whatever, take a lighter to it, then watch the words burn. I am lucky to be alive.
by royalcurve on Aug 5, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I used to do shit like that too.
It’s amazing that any of us lived, or didn’t kill someone else. This is why when I see something like this I’m not surprised: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2012515294_apusslingshotdeath.html
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
I used to think it was cool to light the white fabric underneath my parents bed
I don’t know how I didn’t burn everything down there
You know what Washington product fucking sucks?
Aplets and Cotlets. Why the hell are those still made? Who buys them? What the hell are those people thinking?
If I ever saw someone eating one I would punch that person in the throat, throw up on them and punch them again.
by royalcurve on Aug 5, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 8 recs
Crabby you is still somehow amazing.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I am going to come to your house and put scones everywhere. SCONES. EVERYWHERE.
by abender20 on Aug 5, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Welcome back lovable crabby RC!
scones scones scones scones sweet breakfast pastry danishes pickles
Last time we had this conversation you finished by saying you'd blow Satan.
Now we learn if you have a thing for effeminate dictators.
I'm going to say no this time.
I’m guessing his junk tastes like Kimchi which I cannot eat. Satan’s tastes like Secret Aardvark though.
Satan needs to come to my house,
because I’m fresh out of Aardvark.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
This is one of those moments where I'm not sure if my comment crosses the line.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's just say that if I was standing around with some friends and one of them said "Satan needs to come to my house"
I would say “What? Satan needs to come in your mouth?”
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Since blowing Satan was already brought up.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I've heard that Central Market may carry Aardvark,
so the risk of Satan skull-shanking you might not be necessary.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
Why do you hate flavor?
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't had it in years, but I was a big Miracle Whip fan.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
MW <> MAYO
I love mayo, but I really can’t stand MW. Maybe I’m weird
No, I think MW hasn't overtaken Mayo for a reason.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I cannot understand how people dislike Miracle Whip.
It’s been like that for years. People thought I was crazy for liking it.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
This is probably why I don't use it regularly.
But if I was going to have a sandwich as my last meal, I’d tell them to use Miracle Whip.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Next time I see you I'm going to punch you in every pocket you have on
by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
That could lead to awkwardness if you ever trip and then later pull out your keys
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Even better! Licking a goopy white substance off your keys you just took out of your pockets!
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not something I feel particularly strongly about
but I’ve never found mayo to be remotely necessary or interesting. It’s just basically adding a swath of fat to something that doesn’t really need it – it doesn’t add anything to anything, in my opinion.
by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
You are talking crazy talk.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That's 30 days in jail in PA.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
What do I give a shit? At least you can nap in jail.
by royalcurve on Aug 5, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I know some people that I'm SURE are eating cotlets as we speak.
I’ll send you their addresses.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
A scene from JayBob Strikes Back is about to commence.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
They seem to be marketed towards the elderly, every time I've run into them it's some old person trying to give me some
That’s the only reason they can still be in business because gross.
I think they have convinced the elderly that young people like them because they never seem to consume the Aplets and Cotlets themselves, just gift them
Much like fruitcake. And much like fruitcake the Aplets and Cotlets that are gifted seem to be decades of years old.
Grandma candy.
Christmas ribbon candy in July, all stuck together.
That mysterious soft-filled hard candy.
Lemon drops.
by msb on Aug 5, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I loved lemon drops when I was a kid
but I haven’t had one in long enough that I fear they’d be horrid now.
by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man, I loved those. My classmates would have contests to see who was more manly by seeing who could put the most warheads in their mouth without flinching.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
It apparently doesn't exist anymore
but there briefly was a Warhead with a sour exterior and fizzy center. They marketed them for a year or two before they disappeared.
God I forgot all about Zottz!
I need to find some
I like lemon and apple drops still.
And Boston Baked beans. And its so cheap!
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Lemon heads?
because lemon drops are hard candy through.
by msb on Aug 5, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
My girlfriend is from boston and I was dissapointed when she didn't know what boston baked beans were
by Edgar for Pres on Aug 5, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Are they just baked beans there?
Like how Canadian bacon is just bacon in Canada? And our bacon is called breakfast bacon up there?
It's a candy?
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to try it but am afraid to..
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Smoky, bean flavored jelly beans.
I think I just puked a little.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
All I remember is that they were disgusting.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
No I realize that.
I just.. er
I just thought that since she was from boston, they would omit the boston part of the boston baked beans. Like how canada omits the canadian from canadian bacon.
It made sense to me anyway.
They might with actual baked beans but in this case
that’d be like calling Life Savers just “savers” since Boston is part of the candy’s name.
by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
She seemed to think that they weren't sold in boston
But it could be that because they aren’t good she just never had them
by Edgar for Pres on Aug 5, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
ooh, Atomic Fire Balls.
cinnamon AND a jawbreaker.
by msb on Aug 5, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I never understood this.
Are there like secret grandmother meetings? When you turn 65 do they start sending you pamphlets about what grandmothers must absolutely do? How could they all do the same thing with the ribbon candy??
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Because old people want to make theiur Grandkids happy but they're also generally cheap and ribbon candy is like $.25/lb in the bulk bin
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 5, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
So when we turn into old people we won't give a shit about the feelings we are feeling now about candy?
Because if I’m old and I’m giving my kids candy – it’s not gonna be some shit thats impossible to eat.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Werther's Originals aren't bad and they're definitely old people candy.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but those are the first to go out of the dish too. So fill the whole dish with Werthers.
Werthers and the chewy Strawberry candy.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Who didn't read down-thread before posting?
THIS GUY.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno, candy corn is pretty awful too.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
In small doses I like candy corn.
I cannot stand even a single bite of circus peanuts.
Candy corn is the worst of the edible candies.
But Aplets and Cotlets still exist so not worst overall.
Yeah, pretty much.
Although Mary Janes are right up there along with Smarties and those stupid little dots on the sheet of paper.
Woah WOAH
Step right the fuck off the Smarties. Circus Peanuts and Smarties aren’t even in the same goddamn solar system.
Smarties are the second-least valuable Halloween candy behind anything homemade and/or unwrapped.
You could put them on candy waivers and still nobody would claim those disgusting things.
I couldn't disagree more
besides the above mentioned Circus Peanuts (single wrapped for individual revulsion), there’s a boatload of worse things to get at Halloween. Necco Wafers? Cinnamints? Smarties are just compressed Pixie Stix.
Necco Wafers are alternatively reasonably tasty and hideous chalk discs
They’re ok, but they’re unreliable and definetly below smarties in the candy foodchain.
It's not like they're candy braclets.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Tamarind margaritas are freaking awesome.
At least the ones I had in Juarez at the tequila festival were.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
I'm willing to make exceptions for fresh tamarind products
But any candy made with tamarind is guaranteed hideous. It’s the artificial banana of flavors foreign to the American Palette.
Anyone else excited to see The Expendables?
I mean, I know it’s just a dumb action movie and it’s just gonna be a bunch of badass dudes running around shooting things with explosions and no plot. And everybody is smitten with smart movies right now, especially with Inception(which was excellent). But damnit, I still really want to see this thing.
You're dead to me.
I usually dislike brainless action movies but I can't wait for this
it willb e the most hilarious trainwreck movie of the last 20 years and will be awesome.
by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm afraid it will be so bad its bad instead of so bad its good.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I figure to wait until it gets to the $3 pizza and beer theater
that way I can’t be too disappointed.
by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I cannot wait for all the different ways some of those actors are going to complain about their age and its incompatibility in regards to proximity to shit.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Snakes on a Plane?
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I could not believe my eyes when they laid the cast out.
Statham! Li! Stallone! MMA People I don’t care about! Stone Cold!
I just love the fact that somebody greenlighted a movie with a cast that a bunch of drunk fratboys would of.
“Dude dude dude. You know what would be awesome? A fucking movie, with like all badasses. Just like, a bunch of badasses kicking some ass. You could have like Arnold, and Stallone.”
“Dude! Terminator and Rambo teaming up!”
“Oh no man, it gets better! You could get that Crank guy because that dude is insane, and Jet Li because you need somebody who knows kung fu and shit. Oh and we could throw in Dolph Lundgren and Mickey Rourke, because why the fuck not?”
“Oh and there should be some other badasses too. Get an MMA fighter to show these guys how to really kick some ass. Dude! Fucking Randy Couture! Oh and The Rock!”
“No dude, The Rock’s a pussy now. How about, Stone Cold Steve Austin! Open up a can of whoop ass!”
“Nice! And we should throw in a football player too. Because football players kick ass. Terry Crews needs a paycheck right?”
“Right on. And who we gonna get to lead this gang of awesome?”
“The ultimate badass. John McClane!”
Fist pumps and chest bumps all around.
You're dead to me.
by Goose on Aug 5, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 8 recs
Perfect.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Aug 5, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Needs more Chuck Norris.
Charter Member: Dave Sims Sweet Hat Club // Batting .375 with 4 RBI, for Rocky Diablos, PSSBL.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
The Expendables followed by Machete in September.
I don’t think man was evolutionarily designed to withstand such awesomeness in such a short amount of time.
One candy that I love that most other people seem to hate:
Candy Corn….mmmm…. yum.
Karma police, arrest this man.
I like the impossible-to-find cinnamon candy corn.
by msb on Aug 5, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I must find this.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Aug 5, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
It used to be in the bulk stores.
These days it seems like it only shows up at Halloween; I am told Target & Walmart carries it in little tubs then …
by msb on Aug 5, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I like about the first two handfuls of candy corn
then after that I can’t do it any more.
by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Candy corn is absolutely delicious.
Especially since they pretty much have a flavor for every holiday ever.
Woohoo!!
Seahawks tix on sale! See you at the Cardinals game!
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
HAWKS NEST TICKETS FOR THAT GAME YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
GONNA GET PATRIOTS DRUNK FOR THAT ONE!
I'm over in 318.
Hawks Nest would be cool, but all my friends sit over in the SE corner.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
Yes, I can eat Jelly Bellys until my mouth is raw from all the sugar.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
uhhh... what?
That’s how I am with Sour Patch Kids
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Aug 5, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought this was your way of doing "This"
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Somehow my fingers got retarded and hit Tab and Enter simultaneously
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Aug 5, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you're trying to tell us that you really really like each and every cinnamon candy ever invented.
by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2010 3:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Oddly enough, I am picky
bad cinnamon is very bad.
by msb on Aug 5, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You really are a 14-year-old girl.
by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2010 3:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
It changes depending on my mood.
But currently it’s a sample from this song.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
My ringtone is "Ding Fries Are Done" by Peter Griffin.
When I get a text or other message it’s the sound of a beer being cracked and poured.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
I don't use the ringer on my phone all that much
But it is set to do the “Look at my Horse” song for general calls, and the chorus from Head Automatica’s “Beating Hearts Baby” is the ringer for when my wife calls me
Here's a question, when did it become socially acceptable to wear a vest? Over a striped long sleeve button up?
Is it now an ironic thing to look like an usher at Regal Cinemas? Like drinking PBR in your buddy holly glasses? Is hipster cred so important? It’s 83 degrees out there people!
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
I don't get the button up thing,
but I have a vest I wore today. But it’s like a coat with no sleeves, not a douchy vest.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
Very funny.
Mine is a No Fear motorcycle jacket, where the sleeves zip off for summer time. Not a life vest.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
For a second there I thought you'd gone and joined the Navy, Calvin
by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nope, just an old guy who has the jacket for a dirt bike,
but no bike.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
This resembles something I had to wear during band concerts in Jr. High.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It's like this, only cheaper and poop brown.

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Well anyone wearing that when they aren't required to is a massive douchebag.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
I briefly worked with a guy who would wear such vests
albeit in classier colors, over nice button up shirts with matching slacks. Nice guy.
Meanwhile everyone else at work wore jeans and tshirts.
[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]
I'd wear it to a speakeasy.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 5, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe at a box social
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think the idea is that its NOT socially acceptable?
Like, they’re rebelling against what is supposed to be “okay” to wear?
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I never understood that.
It’s not like going out in a adult sized baby diaper or whatever you found in a Victoria Secrets catalog. You’re wearing a shitty, poop colored vest that has plastic clips for size. You aren’t being edgy. You look like a douche.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I think if that person asked their friend how they looked and the friend said "Like a douche"
They would say “Perfect”
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Those people can go jump in a razorblade tornado.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I watched the 2nd before the 1st, and I didn't like the first one as much.
But 2 was a head trip
Don't forget Cube 3.
I mean, I rented it and saw it for a 2nd time thinking it would be my first time but YOU don’t forget Cube 3. Somebody should try and remember Cube 3.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I find a stylish, well cut vest appealing.
But not with jeans or any other asshole outfit. With trousers.
I guess I should have specified. I did a google image search of "vest" and came up with a ton of stuff I wouldn't blink at if I saw people walking down the street in them.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I still want to know what's wrong with Jose Lopez
his plate discipline numbers are basically the same as 2008 and 2009. His LD rate is still .181, but his BABIP is .255 – essentially, his peripherals outside of HR/BIA and BABIP haven’t changed much if at all from his 2008 and 2009 campaigns.
Not that I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know, but he is posting the lowest ISO of his career.
Does ISO alone tell you that a player simply isn’t driving the ball like he used to? Or is it more of a bi-product of LD and HR/FB rate?
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it's a lot of both, honestly
if his HR/FB rate was at 11% like last year or even 9% like 2008, his ISO would be significantly higher.
When you see a guy hitting like Loafie, you expect to see some dramatic spike in swinging strikes or IF FB% or something, but that just hasn’t been the case this year with him. His peripherals are worse, but they’re not “worst hitter in the Major Leagues” worse
At this rate he's on a 9-homer pace or so. 16 less than last year. If those 16 outs became 16 home runs over the course of a season, that's a big difference. But we already knew how close his 25 HR were to the outfield wall.
Probably a perfect storm of a lot of little things.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
He's probably a true-talent 20 HR player though
Safeco’s not doing him any favors
And we're going to watch him walk away at the worst possible point probably, a la Carlos Guillen.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
No, because Carlos Guillen was still a good player.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 5, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know, I just have a hard time giving up on a 26-year-old.
Guillen’s 4 year average in Seattle was 7 HR, .263/.336/.383, 20 doubles, 3 SB.
Lopez in his 4 seasons prior to this: 16 HR, .277/.308/.419, 32 doubles, 4 SB ( I don’t know why I add the stolen bases, other than Guillen stole a few in Detroit )
I’m not saying I want Lopez to be our third baseman of the future. I’m just saying if we were going to get rid of him, this is the worst possible time.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't really think anything is wrong with him
He’s been in a little slump or unlucky. The BABIP should come back up some. If nothing else happened besides BABIP regression his OPS should be ~ 700 at least. Take him out of safeco and you’d probably see another 10% boost in his numbers making him around OPS = 775 which is pretty decent for a 2B/3B type of player. He really only needs to walk a little more or consistently hit for a little more power and he becomes a pretty valuable hitter. I was really hoping he was at least going to repeat last year’s performance which at the time seemed somewhat reasonable.
by Edgar for Pres on Aug 5, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
It seems reasonable even this season based on his peripherals, which is the weirdest thing
I mean his K% is up all of .1% from last year, so it’s not like he’s striking out appreciably more than any other year
Yeah its pretty much a 25% decrease in BABIP and 50% decrease in ISO
That’s gonna make any hitter bad. Both are at least partially his fault. I’d say he has lucky power and he’s not getting the luck he did last year with HR which is probably hurting him some.
by Edgar for Pres on Aug 5, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
The thing is, he's truly not that different of a hitter.
It’s just that he wasn’t GREAT to begin with, so any slide looks even worse.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
Here are his spray charts at Safeco in 2010, 2009 and 2008

I don’t have any great analysis of these but there is probably something in there.
by Edgar for Pres on Aug 5, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this the Texas Leaguers chart?
it isn’t showing up for me right now
Basically the only difference is he is missing ~ 10 HR in LF and 5-10 doubles in the LF corner
So basically not pulling the ball enough I guess.
by Edgar for Pres on Aug 5, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be nice if these charts would show close fouls.
I’m entertaining the suspicion that a lot of his pull shots are going over the line instead of in to the corner.
He has seen 4% less fastballs this year but is making better contact both in and out of the strikezone
Maybe his contact is weaker than it has been in the past but the main thing that is killing him isn’t the breaking pitches. He’s getting much worse results on fastballs.
by Edgar for Pres on Aug 5, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I have been waiting for this same opportunity.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Question for those of you who run
I, in my genius, strained my peroneal tendon monday and aggravated it Tuesday. That’s the tendon that extends down the outside of your ankle to your little toe. I’m almost positive I can’t run on it yet, but do you the bike would be ok?
Normally the treatment for soft tissue injuries is the old RICE acronym
Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation. Some add nsaids (ibuprofen) to this. That said, almost no one under 35 follows this advice.
Would it be OK? It will probably lengthen your time to full recovery, but it probably won’t cause permanent damage.
To mitigate the damage you’d do biking, I’d recommend icing for ~20mins right afterwards to reduce any swelling that might have occurred.
Of course, I’m not a medical doctor, just a guy who get injured a lot. What works for me may not work for you.
I may just try to do upper body stuff today
Wish there was a rowing machine around. I’ve been completely plagued by little sapping injuries this year. good ol’ PF to start the year, then a sore knee, then this. Now I’m getting wrist shit from work. Hooray my body is rebelling!
Chocolate covered dried fruit.

There’s all sorts of good kinds with different kinds of fruit, but I try not to think about them because I will literally eat them until I’m nauseated if I get my hands on them.
I would eata bag of these and not feel bad about it except for the physical part.
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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Attention Costco Shoppers.
what food do they have in the food court? is it just hot dogs and pizza and churros?
I'm trying to feed my dad a burger en route to the Costco hearing aid kiosk.
Oddly, there doesn’t seem to be a lot of choice along Aurora if you need to go for speed over higher quality … although it looks like the Kidd Valley up there has a drive-thru
by msb on Aug 5, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah that Kidd Valley does have a drive thru, and the burgers there are some of the best fast food you can get in the area
It takes them a little longer than usual to make because of that though, I think.
Just depends what stretch of Aurora you are on
by Edgar for Pres on Aug 5, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
What do you think of the Costco Hearing Aid department?
I work at Costco Corporate in the Hearing Aid department and like to hear (haha get it!) people’s opinions.
by seattle_since_81 on Aug 5, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
If you're headed to the Costco in Shoreline,
your burger options are limited in this area.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
Ended up doing the Binrger King drive thru-- made him happy.
And (LLLJ) the appt at the kiosk was good— we’d had the hearing test already, so she entered the info in, did the demo of the best kind of aid, handled the paperwork and got us taken care of…
There is also gelato at some of them.
The only thing that is really universal across them all is the hot dogs and pizza. After that there is variation in all of them.
by seattle_since_81 on Aug 5, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't say it any other way:
The human eye is fucking crazy.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't suppose anyone knows
of a completely free version of Mahjong Time? There is a free mode but most tables cost 250 tokens to play and you only get 1000 tokens daily.
I'm gonna have a hangover tomorrow.
Help?
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 6, 2010 3:10 AM PDT reply actions
oh wait that's not what you meant
Ibuprofen and a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
by pdb on Aug 6, 2010 6:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Eggs can also work.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 6, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions
The consistency of eggs makes me want to vomit the morning after. I usually go for the greasiest thing I can find.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
You don't wait until the next morning with the foods.
You eat them while still drunk but done drinking. That’s how you minimize the hangover before it happens.
As a corollary to this
if you find you’re getting drunker than you want to get, and want to put the brakes on, go find yourself the biggest, heaviest burrito you can get your hands on and eat it. Not Taco Bell – I’m talking proper Mexican restaurant burritos. Hork down a food log and your drunk will be dead faster than you can say “more guacamole please”.
Aspirin for me since ibuprofen tends to double up on attacking the liver.
Just do not ever take aspirin on an empty stomach.
Also, lots of water with your food. Greasy food. The body absorbs the water better with food.
Also, don't wear pants if you go outside and make sure you go outside
also, if you have any remnants of a halloween costue in your house, put it on. Unless it’s pants. Don’t wear pants.
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 6, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Taking your pain killer of choice before you go to bed is also pretty helpful.
Good luck remembering to do it though.
Took an aspirin with a couple large glasses of water and an hour nap.
Good to go now!
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
But wait,
I thought you weren’t going to be hungover until tomorrow?
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
I had several drinks after work last night
Up ’til 2am.
Charter Member: Dave Sims Sweet Hat Club // Batting .375 with 4 RBI, for Rocky Diablos, PSSBL.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 6, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Should have just stayed drunk and gone bowling.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
You guys have a 24 hour alley?
Ours was at one point, but has been 2 am for quite a while.
I don't know of one,
but you can stay drunk all night then go back to the alley in the morning for some greasy food and a few stumbling games.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
I think Magic Lanes is 24 hours.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 6, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Where is that?
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
White Center.
It’s a bit on the sketch side.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 6, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
As is much of White Center.
Too far from my stomping grounds anyway.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
Everywhere you go has cool places.
Most of my neck of the woods is just a bunch of cookie cutter strip malls, and generic crap. But if you know where to look you can find some cool stuff.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
Me too.
A friend had a fellow go apeshit on him for having a racist bumper sticker on his car.
It took a bit to get through the gent’s head that it was the community celebrating their diversity and quirkiness.
Not in this day and age
Modern society has been so polarized that any mention of race, in whatever context, is automatically seen as racist even when it’s not intended that way.
by pdb on Aug 6, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Race is one of those, but I'd say it happens with plenty of other issues too.
NO POLITICS
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by JY on Aug 6, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's the way discourse works these days
which is too bad. There’s no room for nuance any more.
by pdb on Aug 6, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
There's hardly any room for context.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 6, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Used to be pretty white back in Richard Hugo's day.
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by JY on Aug 6, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Most bowling alleys I see are some of the most family friendly places around.
I wouldn’t call them sketchy. Well, maybe to an outsider they would look that way since most of them are pretty old, but overall they are some of the friendliest places I’ve been. Except for in Astoria, which had an odd “white power” feel to it.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
That's not a bad little place.
Long way from my house, but still pretty cool. I love old bowling alleys.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
I don't dislike HiLine.
They have decent lanes and a congenial front desk staff. But their concourse is crowded and the settee area is garbage. I love bowling for bowling’s sake, but if you’re going with friends, part of the fun is bad food and cheap drinks. HiLine doesn’t leave a lot of physical space for any of the social niceties of a night out to happen.
I’m partial to Roxbury*. It has a very similar layout and atmosphere to HiLine, but with a lot more space. I wish it were lit better, though; it’s always dark. West Seattle Bowl is also fantastic with the mirrored floorplan and “front” desk in the middle of two distinct alley spaces. I could bowl at Imperial forever if it weren’t so far out of the way for me (also if it didn’t cost money).
*Full disclosure: also owned by the family, so I have an inherent bias.
Roxbury is a throwback in the sense that it's always dark
it’s almost amazing they haven’t done something about that over the last decade or two, but it also changed hands twice, so that might have something to do with it.
I like Imperial well enough (I worked there a while), but I really dislike giving my money over to AMF corporate. They never seemed to take good care of their employees. I mean, I worked there and still had to pay for practice.
I bowled out at HiLine for several years and liked it fairly well. I sometimes still have equipment drilled by Pat there (or I have my equipment drilled to the same pattern). He’s helpful and a good guy, but sometimes hard to catch.
I currently work at the WSB, and we’ve done a lot in the last year or two to fix up the place. I could give or take the settees, since there’s no simple place to put your bowling bag(s), but other than that the area is nicely wide open.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 7, 2010 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I did my fair share of casino hopping and casino security.
I would have never worked at Skyway.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, I don't know if it happens elsewhere,
But here a lot of bowling alleys have been going under, and the rest are expanding/remodeling. I’m not exactly sure why, but almost every big town in my neck of the woods went from 2/3 shitty rundown houses ten years ago, to one old but really nice and remodeled house.
We lost a lot of alleys lately too.
But I think the rest of them are fairly stable (for now).
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
Family business! Literally.
And yes, we’re open 24 hours. There was that time I went bowling with friends and walked out to a shooting in the parking lot, though. Good times.
Also, since I work there, I could just stay there, lock the doors, and turn on a couple lanes
And then get fired.
But they love me, so I don’t think they’d fire me.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 6, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Ive worked at an alley off and on for the last eight years.
4am bowling with a cooler of beer is definitely a huge perk.
I should have worked at a bowling alley at some point in my life.
Maybe that’s what I’ll do when I “retire”.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
We're always looking for ambitious, young, educated employees.
I can offer you no benefits, minimum wage in the town with the highest cost of living in a state with one of the lowest minimum wages, and free cheese fries.
I’ll email an address for you to send a cover letter and resume.
If this offer is still valid when I retire at 105 years old,
I’ll take you up on it just for the cheese fries.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
Get back to me when I'm 105.
I’m sure the internet will still be around, and it will be exactly the same. Or you might have transferred the screen shot to a stone tablet by then.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
Same alley you've worked at for a while now?
I doubt they’d fire you as long as you didn’t break or steal anything.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
Yeah, I've been there a year and a half now.
But my bosses totally love me because they can leave me alone to handle most anything.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 7, 2010 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions
That's all it took?
You’re going to have to pick up the pace or else you’ll be stuck with the same liver for the rest of your life.
Kids these days!
Drink a beer in the shower.
Always fixes my hangovers
I recommend lots of water the night before,
then hair of the dog the next morning. If you stay drunk you never get hungover.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
In addition to the usual array of methods listed out here...
I’ve also found that Emergen-C and drinking a cup or two of a detox tea can help relative to plain old water.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 6, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I need to know more about this de-tox tea.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
Not much to say....
I’ve found it in the NYC supermarkets under the Yogi Tea branding, which means that it’s marketing itself to whatever the post-New Age crowd is. It’s an Oregon company though, so you can probably find it in the PNW. Most of its varieties taste more or less the same, but the Detox ones tend to be at least somewhat effective at reducing hangovers or making you feel less like shit if you don’t have the resources to eat well, as is my case.
Comes in a few different flavours that are actually somewhat distinct from each other, a generic one, a peach one, a berry one, and I think there might be a ginger one. I’m not one to extol the virtues of shit that isn’t exactly FDA proven and all, but it seems to work from my own tests.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 6, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Aside...
I think I’m the only person here who says “not much to say” and then rattles off two paragraphs, but fuck it, it’s how I think.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 6, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It's all relative.
If you normally run at the mouth, then this isn’t much for you to say.
The peach and berry sound okay. I don’t much care for tea, but I do like booze so anything that at least pretends to detox can’t hurt!
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
I need some help from the PDX folks
I’m heading down to Portland on Saturday for a bachelor party, the idea being that you can drink in strip clubs there. I’m not particularly excited about this because strip clubs :( and strip clubs $$$. We’re going to be there most of the day, hitting up the Deschuttes brew pup first and then wandering around for a bit. I figure the more things we can find to do the less time we’ll spend in a titty bar, and the less time spent in a strip club the better.
So, recommendations! What should a group of guys hanging out in Portland for a bachelor party do? Getting around is a consideration as most of the people are taking the train down.
How mobile will you be?
Cabs, walking? Are you all staying downtown? You can actually get out of a strip club without spending a lot of money, most of them are reasonable cover ($5-10 except the top-shelf ones like the Acropolis and Sassy’s) and once inside beers don’t cost any more than they do in other bars. Just don’t buy lap dances and you’ll spend about the same as in any other bar.
How much non-strip bar time do you want to kill? Downtown, unfortunately, doesn’t offer much for the bachelor party crowd other than places to drink – I doubt a trip to Powell’s or the Chinese Garden will be on the agenda.
Oh lordy if you're in Tanasbourne that's a long ways out
but on the plus side that’s a reasonable MAX ride into downtown, which is cheaper than a cab. I don’t know much out that way, actually, but there’s a few decent bars around PGE Park if you MAX in from Tanasbourne, like the Kingston, the Bitter End, the Matador, and the Cheerful Bullpen (stupid name, used to be just the Bullpen until it was acquired by the Cheerful Tortoise people) which would be a good first stop on a pub crawl.
Good bars in downtown/Pearl District
Henry’s (100+beers on tap, somewhat douchey crowd but the beer list is great and afternoons/early evenings aren’t too bad). Right around the corner from the Deschutes.
Blitz. Also somewhat douchey at night (the whole Pearl should be considered douchey at night), Blitz has decent food and a pretty good beer list.
Bailey’s Tap Room. great beer bar, no food but they let you order from the burrito place across the street which will deliver to you.
Kelly’s Olympian. Would be a dive bar in any small town, but in Portland it’s kinda hipsterish. Great bar though.
Rogue Brewing. Great beer, decent food.
If you can stray further afield from downtown, there’s a ton more places I could recommend.
As for strip clubs, downtown you’re talking mostly about Magic Gardens. Best jukebox of any strip club in town.
Here’s a place to find a list of shows in case you’re musically inclined.
Go to pdb's house and fuck up his brand new deck.
by Sec 108 on Aug 6, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
A note from the personal experience of a close friend.
NEVER use the ATM machine at a strip club.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
About time.
Get to camp and get to work Mister. We need you to protect Hasselbeck/Whitehurst.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
Does anyone know where Boist State was ranked prior to last season? They're ranked 5th in the coaches poll now, I'm wondering if they have a shot at the title now finally.
Just because of the conference they're in I doubt they'll ever get a legit shot at a title,
unless they have a year where they just destroy everyone they face. It’s BS, but so is the BCS.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
Well looking more into it, a non-BCS team has never started a season ranked higher than 16.
TCU is 7th I think. Six coaches voted Boise State as the 2nd best team in the country right now. This might be their year if the chips fall right.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I hope it is.
This “BCS – NON BCS” stuff is crap to me. Are you one of the best teams in the country? Then you deserve to be in.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
But when you play Wyoming, Nevada and UNLV
how do we know you’re any good?
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It's a shame when they go out and beat Oklahoma and people start saying "Hmm, maybe they are good enough"
Just give them one shot to win a title when they go undefeated.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
This is why playoffs make sense.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
They would somehow exclude them from a 4 or 8-team playoff structure too.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
You're probably right.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
They also have a chance for a couple of good BCS victories
against Virginia Tech and Oregon State.
by Craptastic-J on Aug 6, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
They're high enough this season to have a shot
but I still don’t think it will happen
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I want to believe that, I really do. But what if Florida suddenly surprises everyone and goes undefeated?
Boise State will get jumped unlike other teams.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
The champion of the SEC is gonna play in the BCS title game
as long as they have 1 loss or less, no matter how the rest of the conferences play out. Its going to take a few years before that changes.
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Actually, I've changed my mind.
He’s older than I thought he was, not inexpensive, and the AL switch will do him no favours.
Welcome back!
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by JY on Aug 6, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't go calling the internet a liar.
Next thing you know some guy in Tigard is buying a car with your personal information.
I hear Tigard has some really good deals too.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
More baseball OT stuff...
Conor is up in Burlington watching the Pulaski M’s take BP in preparation for the doubleheader in <2 hours. Here are some of his tweets:
Pulaski #Mariners 3B Ramon Morla just had a really exciting BP. Swing is loose and effortless. Bat speed. Power all over.
A lot to like out of Jabari Blash, too. #Mariners
Blash apparently looks good despite striking out seventeen times in thirty-one at-bats thus far. His average sucks, but the peripherals aren’t bad. I think Blash could be Kalian Sams v2.0, so get on the bandwagon while there’s still time.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Because we all love strike outs?
I thought they were facist.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
We do love strikeouts!
Sams, Almonte, Peguero, Halman…
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by JY on Aug 6, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Most players I look at the box score and jump to "home run"
Today I saw that Halman hit a home run and said “Cool” then I saw he had 4 at-bats without a strikeout and I said “WOW!!”
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
On another note, Erasmo brought the fire last night!
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
That was insane.
I think he and Pineda are the only two to top ten strikeouts in a game this season. It would be stupid to make parallels between the two because they’re nothing alike, but I honestly didn’t think Ramirez had a double-digit K game in him.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 6, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he like the controlled version of Robles you think?
Inevitability, it’s the comps that everyone is going to ask about.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't have the velocity, so no.
Shorter Doug Fister was the first thing that popped into my head. I don’t know how illuminating that is considering he has a pretty big arsenal whereas with Fister you mostly get the fistfastball and an assortment of other pitches kind of as show. Ramirez uses his secondary offerings a lot more.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 6, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I should clarify that soon everyone will be asking you for a comp, not that it will be Robles other than size.
What I take from this is that he has the height of Robles, the charm and wit of Fister, the control of Cliff Lee, the velocity of Verlander, and the intimidation of Randy Johnson. Some of this may have been made up by me. :(
Erasmo certainly looked cool last night though.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you expecting Erasmo to suck once he hits AA?
I sort of am. Itd be great if he did not, I’m just trying to lower expectations.
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 6, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
AA or A+? High Desert is where things get scary.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It's all bad from A+ on up. Guys with command of shitty fastballs can do well in the low minors but often stumble higher up
when they face older, bigger hitters who know the zone and can put some charge in a baseball. That’s my rationale for being cautious with my optimism on Ramirez.
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 6, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Last year it was all about how he'd look really bad once he got to the States
by Graham MacAree on Aug 6, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
MWL is pretty friendly to his ilk.
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 6, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Nevertheless, it's a huge step up from the DSL
He was supposed to fail here.
by Graham MacAree on Aug 6, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
VSL :\
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 6, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
This is exactly right, and it's why I'm quite encouraged by how his season's gone.
He didn’t just come to Pulaski or Everett, he jumped into full season ball and pitched pretty well.
He’s still hard to get a handle on, because he’ll go on ground-ball rampages for a while, then mix in stretches as a FB pitcher. He’s clearly not the GB machine the VSL stats made him look like, but average GBs and very, very few walks isn’t bad. That’s 2010 Fister, which isn’t exactly a sterling upside, but it’s not bad for a guy a lot of people expected would get annihilated this year.
I forgot about the grounders
I need to revise my stance on him, sounds like.
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 6, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
VSL tends to inflate GB from what I remember seeing.
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by JY on Aug 6, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
You got the two extremes there.
Some thought he would be bad as soon as he hit the states and others were including him in top ten lists last year. Both weren’t exactly informed decisions.
He’s shown better velocity than was originally reported this season, so I’m in the cautiously optimistic camp, but his realistic ceiling is still back-end starter.
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by JY on Aug 6, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
The Rays and Red Sox both lost their starting 1B.
We are swimming in first basemen that we don’t need. One of them is actually kind of useful.
Not to encourage these,
but it does seem like this would be the time to move someone like Kotchman. We already made the move with Sweeney.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
BASEBALL!
Ichiro Figgins Kotchman Branyan Gutierrez Lopez Moore Langerhans Ja. Wilson
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Do you read Ja Wilson with a German or Jamaican accent?
Jamaican for me.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 6, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you know that if you say Beer Can in an Australian accent it sounds like Bacon in a Jamaican accent?
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 6, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Ten lashes
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 6, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
About time we saw some Hans.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
Someone (Eyebrows?) mentioned an interesting beer drink here a week or two ago.
It was like a combination of a beer and a liquor I think. Maybe a juice too. Anyone know what I’m talking about?
Irish car bomb?
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 6, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Skittlebrau?
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 6, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No :(
It was real. But sounded magical. Such as skittlebrau.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
You're thinking of the Moscow Mule.
Which is vodka, lime juice and ginger beer. The versions I’ve all seen use the canned or bottled non-alcoholic ginger beer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_mule
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginger_beer
by Eyebrows on Aug 6, 2010 3:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I enjoy it quite a lot, but I'm already biased toward that sort of drink.
My favorite cocktail is a vodka gimlet.
by Eyebrows on Aug 6, 2010 4:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
See, I'm not that into ginger, lime or vodka,
so this sounds like an abomination to me.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
I like Tom Collins, White Russians. However, those don't seem to relate - so I'm not sure if that aptly describes my tastes.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Well it has alcohol in it, so if you don't like it it's still booze.
by Eyebrows on Aug 6, 2010 4:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Absinth has a lot of alcohol in it and it was amongst the worst things I've ever tasted.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Well how do you feel about vodka?
And limes? And ginger ale? If you don’t hate any of those, then you’ll probably like the drink.
by Eyebrows on Aug 6, 2010 4:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Vodka: Harmless. A very non-threatening alcohol, goes with a lot.
Lime – love it.
Ginger – on the fence.
Ginger Beer, never had it.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
If this is the same as Ginger Ale, I should say, haven't had in a long time.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
See, I could handle the vodka and lime,
but I really don’t like ginger ale, so I’m OUT!
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
Then I'm even farther out.
There are plenty of other drinks in the universe for me to enjoy.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
Love spicy things.
Just don’t like Ginger Ale.
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
I should say "it wasn't worth it" since that's what you were getting at.
But this Mule sounds so crazy it just might work.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Be careful ordering one at a bar around Seattle
Some places will use crap, generic ginger ale, or even worse a “house ginger beer” which doesn’t even contain ginger at all. You want to make sure they’re using a good, spicy ginger beer for a quality Mule experience.
Sorry this was in reference to my mention of absinth.
I haven’t had an alcoholic ginger ale as of yet.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I WANT HIS FAMILY TO DIE AT MY HANDS ON EASTER SUNDAY
by Robert on Aug 7, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
YOU KNOW WHAT WHY SHOULD I GET ALL THE FUN
IF BILL LEAVY IS STILL ALIVE IN AN HOUR I WILL USE THE F WORD. I’M A MAN OF MY WORD
Anyone know if Scruffy survived Cougar Season?
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The latter.
It looks like he posted in the past couple of days so I guess he’s all right.
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by JY on Aug 7, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
We really need a young single guy around here willing to take one for the team.
It’s tough to keep up with the action without any reports from the front lines. Dammit.
Well....
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by JY on Aug 8, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Does no-hitting Tampa even count anymore?
In all seriousness, Morrow’s looked really good today.
by drblacknwhite on Aug 8, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, the Toronto broadcasters today really believe in the jinx.
by drblacknwhite on Aug 8, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeebus, he could still get 20 if he keeps this up.
by drblacknwhite on Aug 8, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
This is dumb.
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by JY on Aug 8, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I was referring more generally to Morrow being good at baseball suddenly.
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by JY on Aug 8, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't tell Conor.
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by JY on Aug 8, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Is the game between innings? The live look-in on mlb.com is just showing an MLB graphic.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 8, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Does this mean one of us is going to have to blow up a hosptial?
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by JY on Aug 8, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I volunteer.
by harkening on Aug 8, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bless you, sir.
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by JY on Aug 8, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Zobrist walks.
Who’s cheering for a two-run shot?
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by JY on Aug 8, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Close enough.
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by JY on Aug 8, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm genuinely quite upset.
I didn’t see the Halladay one but that surely would have been the best of this season’s no-hitters?

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