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OTFPOTD 8/5 An "I Don't Have a Title" Edition

Right so that one got up to ~1300 and we need a new place to gad about, don't we?

 

Here are some silly prompts!

 

1) Since a lot of people have been talking or referencing nostalgia lately, what thing from your childhood/teens/younger adulthood did you think was totally awesome at the time but didn't really hold up in the long-term?  What did managed to stick with you that remains cool to this day?  What do you want to investigate again and see if passes the litmus test?

2) This question is a little odd for it being August, but are there certain activities that are emblematic of the summer for you, in a "this season is not complete/has not begun until I..." sort of way?   Anything on the list that you'd still like to do while we're still in season for it?

 

3) The Rite Aid on the corner is having one of their two candy bars for 50 cents deals.  Favorite candy bar?

 

Hop to it people.

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A mysterious fourth question emerges!

4) OT, OTFPOTD, hell, have we ever standardized this? Does anyone give a shit? I don’t, I just happen to notice and can’t break down certain acronym variations I see.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 5, 2010 9:54 AM PDT reply actions  

I don't think anyone cares.

You could probably say OTDPOD or something and nobody would notice.

by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2010 9:56 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Never been standardized as far as I know

the important thing is that it have OT somewhere in there, I think.

Also important not to have two OT’s at once. Which one wins? How do we choose? Coin toss? Arm wrestle? Mime competition? Poetry slam?

by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this the OT we're going with?

I feel like I’m going to make someone feel bad if I don’t show my love equally.

by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2010 9:57 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Answers!

1) Things that I think are still cool – when I was in high school, I used random ballmarks, and my favorite was a Mickey Mouse one that I picked up at age 14 at Disneyland. I pulled it out a few months ago, realized it was still awesome and proceeded to putt very well that day. It is never leaving my bag again.

2) Until I have gone to the beach at 6 PM for no apparent reason on a weekday

3) Three Musketeers!

by seattlebruin on Aug 5, 2010 9:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes. msb is being a FP hog.

what’s your problem, msb?

De Gutibus non disputandum est

by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 9:59 AM PDT reply actions  

I find furries to be mostly funny.

There’s actually a guy who pops in my bowling alley once in a while wearing a tail, lion ears, and sometimes with fingerless gloves of the same sort of color. It always makes me sorta happy when he shows up. He’s actually a pretty good bowler, too. Better than 80-90% of other open play people.

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

These people scare the hell out of me,

because there is obviously something wrong with them if they do this on a regular basis. It might be as simple as being desperate for attention, but it might be something serious as well.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 5, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

People should keep their fetishes private.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 5, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like what?

I thought a fetish kind of implied that it was something outside of normal society.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 5, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at all.

People that only date blondes have a fetish, for example.

by Aaron Campeau on Aug 5, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, having a preference for blondes is not a fetish.

fetish (plural fetishes)

1) Something nonsexual, such as an object or a part of the body which arouses sexual desire or is necessary for one to reach full sexual satisfaction.
2) Something which is believed to possess, contain, or cause spiritual or magical powers; an amulet or a talisman.
3) An irrational, or abnormal, fixation or preoccupation.  

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 5, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

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1) Something nonsexual, such as an object or a part of the body which arouses sexual desire or is necessary for one to reach full sexual satisfaction.

by Aaron Campeau on Aug 5, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The blonde thing would fit this more:

3) An irrational, or abnormal, fixation or preoccupation.  

But it’s one thing to pick blondes because you have a preoccupation with them. It’s entirely different to walk around wearing blonde wigs and trying to touch every blonde person you see.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 5, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yes, sexually assaulting people os certainly different.

Being a furry doesn’t really fall into that category though.

It’s not my bag, but people should do whatever blows their skirt up as long as it’s not hurting anyone else.

by Aaron Campeau on Aug 5, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can walk around covered in honey and popcorn.

It doesn’t hurt anyone, but it would be a sign that I’m probably mentally unstable.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 5, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, that certainly would.

I’m not convinced that wearing a tail is a signifier of the level of mental illness that is likely to ever manifest itself in overtly anti-social ways, and plenty of people that are dangerously, bug-fuck insane show little to no outward signs of it all the time.

Is it weird? Sure. But being freaked out by just seems needlessly irrational.

by Aaron Campeau on Aug 5, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can agree to disagree.

But I still think anyone that feels it’s necessary to wear costumes in public when it’s not Halloween or some special occasion probably has some serious issues that I don’t want to deal with.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 5, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, blondes occur in nature sometimes.

People with tails dressed like cartoon animals? Not so much.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just assume that they're mostly harmless.

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the things I really enjoy is going back to books that I thought were amazing or affected me deeply as a teenager and seeing which still read that way.

I’ll probably get a lot of disagreement here, but Catcher in the Rye is a pretty disappointing book if you don’t get to it at an appropriately AHngsty age. Another one for me was William Golding’s Free Fall, which I thought was phenomenal in highschool but on a second reading was kinda meh.

On the other hand For Whom the Bell Tolls is still great, Borges is still profound and challenging and,, I dunno, I need to think about these a little longer.

De Gutibus non disputandum est

by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 10:05 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm afraid to read Catcher in the Rye again.

I think I’ll just leave it how I remember it.

by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2010 10:06 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

This is a very wise choice.

I just read it about a year ago and….not good as a somewhat well-adjusted adult.

by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed on that

I waited till I was all grown up and it didn’t really affect me in any way. It was okay. I think part of it was desensitization, teenagers swearing, having a cocktail and riding trains alone didn’t seem very controversial to me

by Craptastic-J on Aug 5, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've often thought about what it does to writers who try to write novels and end up getting pigeonholed as teen lit

I don’t mean teen lit like Twilight of course. But Salinger I think wasn’t writing for a young audience, and neither was Golding. Harper Lee did not mean her only novel to become a children’s book either, I think. It must be very demeaning to put your best efforts on paper and see it succeed, but only with kids.

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Similarly, John Knowles deserves his fate.

Every child should be forced to read that piece of literary shit known as A Separate Peace. That’ll learn them to want to read.

by ThomasG on Aug 5, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like Fight Club, but without the violence and at a prep school.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, no mayhem

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 5, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another book I liked a lot as a kid

and have since been wondering what the fuck

De Gutibus non disputandum est

by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 6, 2010 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

On a related note, Lord of the Flies is remarkably similar to White Ribbon.

This just struck me as I was commenting…

De Gutibus non disputandum est

by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never read Catcher in the Rye.

I missed out on an important part of being an angsty team, but I think I compensated with the punk rock thing.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 5, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never viewed it the same way as the people above

Though I read it as a teen, I really didn’t identify with it as an “angsty teen.” I thought it was a good portrayal of the themes of teenage rebellion, and therefore I think it has merit. It aged well in my mind and I still like the book, though the overwhelming majority of people I talk to feel similar to everyone else here.

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 5, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read it like a year ago.

Eh, I never thought the writing was brilliant. That’s why it’s read in high school. It’s very conversational and personal with Caulfield. Which, in a way I kind of like. It seems like a teen is writing and it’s almost amateurish. I feel that was at least partially intentional on the part of Salinger, but you’re not going to find me anointing him as any great writer.

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 5, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I should've read it now.

I was rocking the “nerdy at school but still going out at night and doing all manner of stupid/illegal things” and I probably would’ve found it brilliant.

by MT Olson on Aug 5, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, totally...

Well, I wasn’t exactly nerdy though, but I was in the smart kid classes and everyone on campus seemed to mysteriously know my test scores, so that was something.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 5, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find it amazing how easily labels get applied in high school.

I mean sure, I was above average, but I was a lazy student who never tried hard. I don’t think I ever did anything to deserve being a smart kid.

by MT Olson on Aug 5, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the tendency was often to categorize things regardless of whether or not they could be understood, which was a problem.

Everyone knew I was smart, but fewer people knew how little of the work I did or that I barely graduated.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 5, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was weirder still because most of the kids I was in class with...

their parents were engineers, and lawyers, and doctors and the like.

LLLJ!!!!

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 5, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really wanted to be one of those slacker geniuses for a while

but I never quite got it right. For a while I didn’t do homework, aced tests, and barely passed classes because of it.

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's all about the 2.6 gpa.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 5, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and the whole money thing.

I couldn’t find the slacker scholarship fund anywhere

by d0nkey on Aug 6, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that's trickier shit.

Better to bust your ass once you get in and make it up from there.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 6, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

After schooLL speciaLL

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 6, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

so much knowledge that I sort of have, that would be really useful if I had applied myself more to learning it.

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by bluemax on Aug 5, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel a point of honor that I GPA'd higher in college than in HS

and I also did/led a metric fuckton of student activities.

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same with me.

I had like a 2.4 in high school. I always knew I was going to community college first. I didn’t take the SATs. I didn’t feel a need to do good in high school. Once I started paying for school, I got straight A’s.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it too early in the OT to discuss something M's related? Although maybe it passes for question #1.

Because I remember 1 month ago when Dan Cortes was a struggling starting pitcher who had walked more than a batter per inning for a good stretch of starts and I remember at about that same time Josh Lueke was the third best player in the package for Cliff Lee who was too old and had a shady history.

Now they’re two of my favorite prospects. In one month.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 10:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh man fuck that shit.

No, Cortes is pretty good in relief. I think that it’s a smart move on the M’s part because he had a recurring issue of his command completely going to pot in one inning out of every game, but in relief this doesn’t appear to come up all that much. He’s had one outing thus far where it happened for him, SO I think he’s still at least an honorary member of the Ministry, but his viability as a relief prospect and the general haziness of our bullpen future probably keeps his 40-man spot secure through the off-season.

Lueke is just an awesome pitcher. I love what he does on the mound.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

When the trade went down do you think we all undervalued what the M's were getting in Lueke or do you think the Rangers undervalued him?

Because at the time it seemed like Smoak and three other guys (though Beavan wasn’t regarded badly by any means) but do you think the Rangers really didn’t want to move Lueke?

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that the Rangers may have undervalued Lueke but they were also getting Lowe back.

I’m not overly optimistic about Lowe returning to form, but hey.

Plus, with the Rangers, you’re talking about an organization where the prospects that rank in the teens for them could easily make the top ten in most other orgs.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you think one side had to undervalue him?

doesn’t it make sense that Texas would have to part with a significant package to beat Montero and that other 2B (blanking on the name)? I mean, Lee’s a type A, they got cash, and they got Lowe. There was a lot going their way.

De Gutibus non disputandum est

by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not that either team undevalued him, but us. People talking here on the site went the trade went down.

He didn’t seem that special (to me, and it sounded like around here, nobody could stop talking about his off field stuff) and now he looks very, very special.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well I think since his absolute ceiling is a 1.5-2 win player I think its not unreasonable that people weren't dropping trou over him

I mean, he’s a great minor league reliever and he may tun into a very good major league reliever or he might suck in the majors or he might blow out his elbow. You know. Pitchers, injuries, relievers… There is a fair number of guys like Lueke but only a small handful of guys like Rivera and Wagner. Hard to get very excited about it.

De Gutibus non disputandum est

by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, okay but by that logic you should be excited about Carp too

and the 2 wins is absolute-best-case-lights-out-closer-70IP scenario. It’s not very likely. 0.5-1 is much more so.

De Gutibus non disputandum est

by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It takes less playing time for Lueke to do what he does though.

No one should be excited about Carp.

No one.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're right and I thnk I'm going overboard to prove my point

I like Lueke and I’m excited to have a potentially shut down closer in the system again. I miss unbroken Putz. I’m just trying to justify the lack of exuberance among the popuLLace over a minor league reliever.

De Gutibus non disputandum est

by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Again, I don't want to be such a wet sandwich

but with relievers you just never know. There are lots of good arms in the minors, but hey, we had a bunch of good arms in the majors last March. Aardsma, League, Kelley, and Lowe are the core of a well above average pen, and you can see how that turned out.

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your favorite prospects are both relievers?

If it takes one month for you to change your mind about prospects I have bad news for you regarding relievers.

De Gutibus non disputandum est

by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay

Clint Nageotte, Travis Blackley, Jeff Clement, Jeremy Reed, Chris Snelling, Ryan Anderson, Antonio Perez, Ryan Christianson, Jose Cruz Jr, Desi Relaford, Marc Newfield, Ron Villone, Mac Suzuki.

Your turn.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Most were highly drafted too...

My list of favorite prospects would be…. weird by comparison.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

In actuality, the only prospect right now that I think I like a lot more than most people is Erasmo.

I’m also baffled by the fact that he’s not even the first Erasmo Ramirez in baseball.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Erasmo has a case this year.

Making the league foolish and showing improved velocity. He was fringe-average before, now he’s actually good.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boy those guys all suck.

Please refrain from liking anyone in the Mariners system other than Gabriel Norriega or Kalian Sams. For everyone, baby.

by abender20 on Aug 5, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

As do I, and they aren't all for good reasons.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lou-kee.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 5, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Answers!

1. Not particularly nostalgic, but I assume that most everything I liked as a kid in the 70’s would not hold up today. Things are very different now culturally and what was entertaining then is not so much now. What did stick with me? An abiding love of Ray-Ban Wayfarers. What do I want to try again? Nothing, really, I’m pretty happy in the here and now.

2. Barbecuing on the deck. It can be done in the winter, but it’s not the same.

3. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.

by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Favorite Candy Bars:

100 Grand and Take 5. Sometimes I go with Three Musketeers because I convince myself it’s the “healthy” candy bar.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Snickers can kick an energy bar's ass

I use to buy Cliff bars and that sort of stuff for when I’d go hiking but I’ve converted to just snickers bars. All of the goodness with better taste. Only problem is they melt if they get too hot.

by Edgar for Pres on Aug 5, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's why I started eating a lot of Snickers actually

in the winter when it’s cold they’re great for bike rides. In the summer, as you say, not so much because of the melty.

by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those are good

They dethroned the Chocotaco as my favorite ice cream bar when i found out about them.

by Edgar for Pres on Aug 5, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

They're good, but I don't think they dethrone Carmel Drumsticks

Or Nestle Crunch Ice Cream bars. Ice cream novelties are a fascinating and delicious topic.

by Drew_D on Aug 5, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I still put butterfinger bars at the top of the ice cream bar list.

But I’ve noticed they kinda stopped making the regular ones, and went with the skinny round ones now. And they kinda suck.

by d0nkey on Aug 5, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

CHOCO TACOS.

Goddamnit people.

Sugar cone faux tortilla, vanilla ice cream with a fudge stripe, and chocolate crust over the top with nuts. I know it’s basically a novelty item, repackaging what others already have done, but I really like them anyway.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

USA at its best right there

Mexico bet you didn’t see that coming. American ingenuity.

by Edgar for Pres on Aug 5, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just bought that book yesterday!

I was stood in the shop racking my brains to try and remember some of the recommendations from the book OT a few weeks ago, Vonnegut was the only one I could think of.

by Eyeball Kid on Aug 5, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Shaun of the Dead is one of my top 5 favorite movies.

After watching it some 15 times I still didn’t understand what the hell he was asking for when Shaun goes to the corner-mart.

For a long time I just thought it was something like “Corner Oat”

We had to put on the subtitles for that one.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Candy bars:

kind of a tossup between Twix and KitKat. I could do without the caramel in Twix – too sweet. And the dark chocolate KitKat is pretty awesome.

De Gutibus non disputandum est

by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 10:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Embarrassing story of something that did not hold up the second time around.

I saw Batman and Robin in theaters and somehow thought it was a good movie (GOD I DON’T KNOW). I think only a year after that I lobbied for it when we were renting movies. Watching it with my family, I couldn’t believe how stupid it was and guiltily kept looking around the room, regretting my decision even more as the movie plodded on.

by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2010 10:16 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I find numbers 1 and 3 coalescing in my brain.

The Seven Up bar did not hold up to its promise, and the Three Musketeer bar is really just too sweet and cloying anymore.

Candy bars you could get for 2/50 cents? Hmm. Peppermint patties? Reeses cup?

by msb on Aug 5, 2010 10:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Seven-up candy bars...

doubt they’re made anymore though.

by hairofthedawg on Aug 5, 2010 10:19 AM PDT reply actions  

What's in 'em?

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is interesting and yet I can see why it would bomb.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or wait, were all those things in the same bar

or are those different bars?

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Different bars.

I’m fine with coconut. Mounds and Almond Joy bars were a staple at my grandparents’ place.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate coconut

Not the taste, the consistency.

by killer_ewok18 on Aug 5, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even fresh coconut?

Man, you’re missing something with that dislike.

by hairofthedawg on Aug 5, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm right there with you

Coconut milk – great.
Coconut – ugh.

by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES

I don’t even mind little tomato chunks in salsa or if they’re buried in a pasta sauce or something. But whole tomatoes, or whole sliced tomatoes? UGH

by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm the opposite. More tomato? Yes, please.

My folks always grew a few cherry tomato plants and they were a sweet juicy treat on the way to pick up the wiffle ball after a ground rule HR. I also love the tomato salad with olive oil, fresh basil, fresh mozzarella, avocado, and whatever other spices my wife puts in it.

by Jed MC on Aug 5, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think a lot of it for me

came from the fact that my dad used to eat tomatoes like they were apples. He’d cut them in half, pepper them, and bite into them raw. Slimy, disgusting, and it put me off eating tomatoes for life, even though I like the flavor.

by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

With you on that one.

My stepmom used to put cut up tomatoes in salads and I couldn’t stand the consistency of them, but I’m fine with tomatoes in any other capacity. Roasted whole tomatoes with the right seasoning? Perfectly fine.

But I can be weirdly picky about foods in some ways. Like, I’m perfectly fine with most kinds of melted cheese but the idea of just taking a slab of cheese and putting it on a cracker and eating it does not make sense to me.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Still baffling.

And this is coming from growing up with my mom who will put cheese on anything and everything.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

HELL.NO.

Karma police, arrest this man.

by wyte_lightning on Aug 5, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is one of my mom's staples, and no, never.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we're talking a Frostie from Wendy's then it's pretty great.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? Like, really?

Yes, let’s dip a salted, deep-fried potato into a sugary chocolatey frozen milk drink and eat it. I’ve tried it and just don’t get how it could be appealing to anyone. Maybe it’d be better if I was drunk…. added to the weekend list!

Karma police, arrest this man.

by wyte_lightning on Aug 5, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. Why waste perfectly good fries and a shake?

Many things in this world are amazing separate but should never be joined together.

by MT Olson on Aug 5, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

Granny Smith with a slice of shapr cheddar. Yum!

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 5, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's just a gigantic white fleshed bucket of awful

The consistency throws me off, but coconut is one of those foods that has an overpowering taste to me. It doesn’t matter how small an amount is in something, it automatically tastes like coconut.

by Drew_D on Aug 5, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm like that with coffee

and it annoys me because it shuts off a whole world of delicious beer to me.

by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was always tough to decide

between that and licorice ropes. 5 ropes or one bar?

by hairofthedawg on Aug 5, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Back when I was doing the spending

7-11 still had the candy bins, so you could get your Fire Stix, and if you didn’t have enough for a whole candy bar you could get one or two miniatures.

by msb on Aug 5, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

God I miss that

Nothing better than finding a nickel on the ground and turning it into a delicious piece of candy

by d0nkey on Aug 5, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can imagine this being a conflict.

A strange, syrupy, sugary conflict.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good way to put it.

It was all good back then until I went to the dentist.

by hairofthedawg on Aug 5, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

1) Barnyard Commandos

HOW WERE THESE NOT MORE SUCCESSFUL

I have all of them and they’re not even collector’s items because no one ever collected them except me.

by HititHere on Aug 5, 2010 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

It's like Worms except not a computer game.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

They made a cartoon out of it...and I think a video game similar to Worms was in the works

But canceled when they realized nobody cared but me. There was also a cartoon series that was aired, and canceled after 4 episodes.

by HititHere on Aug 5, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

On the Reese's note...

I remember when they made a separate Reese’s peanut butter and I was really excited to try it. The consistency was completely different from the cups and it wasn’t that good.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still think the recipe is different from when I was a kid.

And I definately don’t like them as much as I did back then.

by d0nkey on Aug 5, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

The ones that had the cookie base inside were pretty good.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

But to me everytime they switch something up, it screws up that perfect proportion of chocolate to PB, which is why I love them.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 5, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was just about to type this.

Uh, so, was anyone else about to make a comment, only to see that the exact same thing had just been written?

Does anyone else reflexively say “Why ambassador, with this you are really spoiling us!” when the opposing manager subs on a really shitty player?

by marc w on Aug 6, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you all know that Taco Bell's mexinuggets were just a regional thing in the northwest

and the rest of the country would get a little bag of chips with their taco bell meal?

by Edgar for Pres on Aug 5, 2010 10:38 AM PDT reply actions  

You know, I understand that they're just tots with chile powder.

Somehow the reality is so much better than that though. It’s pretty much the only reason I’d ever go to a Taco Time.

by Drew_D on Aug 5, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ho yeah.

Get some melted cheese on those and you’re golden.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will have to try this soon, as it sounds like an artery-clogging good time

Related topic: Are the Sonic tots in anyway a half decent substitute? Can’t get Taco Time down here. We have In and Out though, which I think is a fair trade.

by Drew_D on Aug 5, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's a shame.

I used to love mexinuggets, and trips there were mostly to get the mexinuggets.

Was it response to Taco Time having the same things? Because Taco Time I know is regional.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Other nostalgia thing, since we're talking candy/food

Oreo brownie mix. Not the pre-made, wrapped oreo brownie bars, but a take home mix made by Betty Crocker or Pillsbury or something. You mix the brownies and bake them like normal, but somewhere at the end you add the added crumbled oreo bits. When you pull it out of the oven, you then drizzle the included oreo icing over the whole thing and let it set for a bit.

IT WAS THE GREATEST DESSERT EVER AND I CAN’T FIND ANY RECORD OF ITS EXISTENCE.

by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2010 10:41 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I don't know of this but I did some research and found a recipe for Oreo Pizza.

OREO PIZZA

30 OREO, divided
1 pkg fudgy brownie mix
1/2 cup vegetable oil
1/4 cup water
2 eggs
1 1/2 cup mini marshmallows
1/3 cup m& m

Pre heat oven to 350
Put 22 cookies in bag and crush
Cut remaining cookies in to small pieces
Prepare brownie mix using oil, water, and eggs
Stir in crushed cookies

Pour into sprayed pizza pan
Bake 18- 20 min
Sprinkle top with marshmallows
Return to oven 1- 2 min
Remove pan from oven
Sprinkle cookie pieces and M&M over top

I like to melt a small amount of chcoclate and or vanilla frosting in the microwave.
Take a fork and drizzle the frostings over the top the of the pizza

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

One of the few good things to come of Mike Timlin's time with the Mariners was his wife's recipe for a cookie pizza

(known as The Big Cookie as per KITH in my neighborhood)

Take sugar cookie (or better yet, chocolate chip) cookie dough and spread it in a pizza pan. Bake it.

After it has cooled, spread it with a melted mixture of chocolate chips and peanut butter, and then decorate it with candy. m&ms, reeses pieces (heck, any other of the candybars now sold in nuggety form in a bag) at the end you crush up a Butterfingers for that parmesan cheese-like sprinkle on top

by msb on Aug 5, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

They used to make oreo granola bars

They were the absolute best thing to unwrap and eat as a kid. Then, all of a sudden, they vanished.

I don’t understand.

by d0nkey on Aug 5, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes yes and yes.

I remember back in the day when you had to get them in Canada. Since my sister lived in Canada I would always make sure she brought some for us. God they were good.

by d0nkey on Aug 5, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of nostalgia..

Do you think kids are stupid? Or perhaps that they just don’t have enough life experience to know what’s good or bad? At what point do kids stop being stupid?

Case in point: I am pretty sure I loved movies like Mac and Me and Howard the Duck when I was a kid. Granted, I still love those movies today – but for opposite reasons. Oh, and The Wizard too. I didn’t just think they were funny, I thought they were really well made. Now, sometimes popular kids movies are actually fantastic. The Goonies and Toy Story for instance. But oftentimes you go back to a movie you haven’t seen in years and you’re blown away how wrong you were.

Even as a young teenager I loved movies like Surviving the Game and Judgment Night. Are kids really that stupid or is there another explanation?

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Not enough life experience, definitely.

Think back to when you were 12, 13 years old. Everything that happened was HUGE because at 12.13 you have nothing to compare it to. As you get older and gain more experience, things that used to be huge tend to settle into their proper place in the continuum of life.

by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Toy Story doesn't hold up? Huh.

Goonies, I never really got, though I remember a phase around the time I was seventeen where most of my friends were newly obsessed with it again and making references to the Truffle Shuffle and writing “Goonies Never Say Die” on various things. I never got it. To me this would be like coming back to The Wizard or Little Monsters or something like that. But then again, I also didn’t see a Star Wars movie until I was twelve and had no explanation for why everyone else thought they were amazing.

On a maybe related but tangential note to the Goonies thing, there was a girl a few years younger than me at Central who used to walk around wearing Joy Division t-shirts and for some reason that did not make sense to me. Maybe another sort of thing that was symptomatic of the times.

Anyway, a lot of people don’t grow out of being dumb, but there’s some crossover between what’s good to a child and what’s good to an adult. Airplane! is still funny in both cases, for example.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was saying Toy Story holds up well

Shrek, now, that’s a movie that doesn’t hold up at all.

by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh okay I was confused there.

Toy Story is usually held up to me as an example of one than transcends the age barrier.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's Pixar's whole schtick. Fun for the kids, amusing for adults.

Amusing till they drop the hammer and leave you a sobbing mess, clutching your GI Joes and apologizing. Yeah, I saw Toy Story 3, what of it!

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't seen a Pixar movie since A Bug's Life and I'm kind of ashamed.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Watch Wall-E or Up whenever you need a pick-me-up

Really, any Pixar movie will raise your spirits, but those two are legitimately fantastic movies.

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 5, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wall-E was pretty brilliant.

A bit slow though

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Up induced emotions in me I've never felt before.

I’d never put myself in an old person’s shoes before.

by MT Olson on Aug 5, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's hard to not think of a cartoon as... well... a cartoon.

Up is an example of a movie that really transcended the “This is for kids, this is a cartoon” aspect. It’s a pretty epic movie.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I saw more people cry at Where The Wild Things Are, actually.

I’m not really sure why, but goddamn that movie was an emotional trip.

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because every utterance out of Max's mouth was desperately sad

and because the fantasy world that he created to escape from his unpleasant real world fell apart around him as hard and fast as his real life was?

Amazingly good movie, but heartbreakingly sad.

by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT

You! Cake or death?

by Torrid on Aug 5, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I said I was ashamed.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This reminds me that I think I've realized who I wish I was if I could be anybody other than myself. Who would I "John Malkovich"?

This is me in a bar as the person I wish I was.

ME – Walk up to attractive female.

ME: “Hello, how are you?”
GIRL: “Go away.”
ME: “Do you know who I am?”
GIRL: “No, go away.”
ME: “I am Andrew Stanton”
GIRL: “That does not mean anything to me”
ME: “I work for Pixar.”

Girl becomes slightly interested, thinking “How rich is this guy? Or is he an intern?”

GIRL: “That is slightly interesting to me. However, I still do not know who you are. You are a geek.”
ME: “Well, I am a writer”
GIRL: “Meh.”
ME: “I wrote Toy Story. Toy Story 2. A Bug’s Life. Monsters Inc. Finding Nemo. Wall-E. Toy Story 3.”
GIRL: “I am now interested.”
ME: “Also, I directed A Bugs Life, Finding Nemo, and Wall-E. I have two Oscars.”
ME: “I have many dollars now and will have many dollars when I am 90 and my grandkids grandkids will have many dollars because I was the 9th person to ever be employed by Pixar. I have the stocks and the wifi’s”

Mostly, I just like the idea of flipping people on the fact that you don’t know me but you know, I’m kinda responsible for Toy Story and Find Nemo and Wall-E.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude...
Girl becomes slightly interested, thinking "How rich is this guy?

what’s with the misogyny?

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see where you are coming from, but doesn't he live in LA?

I was at a party in LA once and I had the scene from Swingers happen to me. A woman asked what kind of car I drove. I said I do not own a car and she walked away. Some people are still this shallow.

by Sec 108 on Aug 5, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah LA is pretty messed up.

Didn’t know he was from there. I mean, really, you find out someone works for PIXAR and you think about money before you think about originality and humor? I’m at a loss.

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I apologize if it comes off as offensive.

Sometimes my fantasies merge with bad movies I’ve seen. But yeah, things are a little different in LA, but I don’t go to those kinds of bars usually.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not offensive

I don’t know your experience with women but most aren’t like that.

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 5, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this was the extreme situation I put together.

If I was Andrew Stanton, it wouldn’t be to pick up girls. It’s mostly because he’s the guy that wrote and directed some movies that are almost universally loved.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am frankly amazed you want a woman who only wants you if you're rich.

And I agree with Bearskin, this is quite sexist and untrue for women.

by MT Olson on Aug 5, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh...

I don’t think that was wanting the woman who wants him because he’s theoretically rich.

I mean, I’m not happy with the sentiment too, but this is the first time we’ve seen a comment like this from him, or even a hint of it, and I think there are enough people piling on at this point.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have yet to go see Toy Story 3.

I just can’t bring myself to do it because I know it’s a movie that’s going to make me cry.

by BrianL on Aug 5, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just need to suck it up and go.

Bring a lady friend along and she can see your sensitive side.

by MT Olson on Aug 5, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Toy Story 3 did not make me cry.

In fact, I was mildly indifferent to it by the end. From the beginning, I could sense the knife coming, the plunge and the twist of raw emotional impact. We all know that’s Pixar’s schtick.

But it never came. It was an acceptable movie, good as far as sequels go. But it wasn’t astounding. If I were to grade it like a creative writing project, it would get a B+ and I would lay it aside to look at the next one.

by harkening on Aug 6, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm 22.

I still have toys, though they’ve evolved from action figures and stuffed animals to laptops and sports gear.

by harkening on Aug 6, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yeah, Little Monsters!

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Angels in the Outfield came out when I was a young kid, so naturally I loved it.

God I’m so ashamed now.

I think The Neverending Story is absolutely terrible now, but some people seem to disagree. The Sandlot is still great. The Goonies is still great. Anything Disney or Disney/Pixar is still great.

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 5, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neverending Story is something I'm mixed on.

It seems choppy to me now, more allusive than developed, but that’s the refined take on it. It still had a bit of the old magic when I went back to watch it last winter.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least someone agrees with me

Seriously, a bunch of rich white men including Gary Busey hunting a homeless Ice T for sport. That movie is perfect for what it was.

by OlSalty on Aug 5, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting side note

Not too long after that movie Ice T went on to make an appearance in the porno spoof Frankenpenis starring John Wayne Bobbitt

I want to meet Ice T.

by OlSalty on Aug 5, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howard the Duck. I think I was more excited to see that in the theatres than I was to see Return of the fucking Jedi

They had a phone line you could call in to basically hear Howard the Duck tell you to go see the movie and get the audio of the trailer, and I called it frequently. For a while there, I was dumber than the paste-eating kids.

Other things that didn’t hold up include the Seventh Seal, Bobcat Goldthwaite, and Clint Nageotte.

by marc w on Aug 6, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bobcat Goldthwaite is a far better director than he was a comedian

and I loved his comedy when I was a kid, but it does not in fact hold up. But his last couple movies have been really funny.

by pdb on Aug 6, 2010 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just watched Worlds Greatest Dad, and it was pretty good. He was good in Windy City Heat too.

I think its funny that I don’t hate his first name. It’s his last name that I hate. “Thwait” especially rolls off the tongue in an ugly way.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bobcat was good on Space Ghost though.

And realizing halfway through Scrooged that he was the fired employee? Amazing.

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by JY on Aug 6, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

All right now I'm done with baseball stuff for now...

1) I can’t think of many things that didn’t hold up. I’m sure I had a movie on par with Eyebrows if I stopped to think about it. I haven’t felt like rewatching Ninja Turtles cartoons, but Ghostbusters was my favorite movie from four on and it’s still damned good to this day. The better parodies like Airplane! and The Naked Gun too, but I’ve moved away from the genre. Can’t really speak to video games because the discerning taste seems to hold, and books… well I don’t know really but I wish I had stopped reading so many Crichton and King novels and just got on with learning about real literature. Oh well.

2) Driving around the lake blasting blues or blues rock. It’s mostly Black Keys these days but I’ve done Robert Johnson and the other oldies too. I wish I could say that I drive a terraplane and wear a fedora as I do it, but I don’t. It used to be going on motorcycle trips with my dad but he stopped going out with the same group after I was seventeen or so. He still goes out, but it’s mostly alone or with my uncle these days.

3) Whachamacallits (I REMEMBER WHEN THEY CAME OUT), 100 grands, Violet Crumbles though you can’t often find them, Snickers for energy because Peanuts + Sugar.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

VIOLET CRUMBLE!

I discovered these in Australia. I am pissed they didn’t make a full transition to America.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have seen them!

Usually it’s pretty close to the Canadian border though. The grocery store in Friday Harbor was the last place I saw them.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Natch.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite candy of all time have to be Canadian.

Cadbury Crunchie has that seafoam candy covered with chocolate which is the BOMBBBBB. Same thing as a Violet Crumble, I believe. That said, I don’t really eat candy any more.

by abender20 on Aug 5, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

.

1) – Pro Wrestling

2) – Increasingly it would be going to Missoula in August, but the season truly hasn’t begun until I’ve had a cocktail on a porch wearing short sleeves and sunglasses.

by Aaron Campeau on Aug 5, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

When it underwent a revival in my teens I could not understand it.

But I remember it from the days of The Ultimate Warrior, The Million Dollar Man, and Hulk Hogan. It was something that had a place in my world when I was four, but after that?

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I gave up on wrestling right around the time Yokozuna made his appearance.

Which, I think was right around the beginning of the 1990s. At that point only two things caught my attention: girls and girls. And girls weren’t really into wrestling so wrestling had to go.

by ThomasG on Aug 5, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I remember Yokozuna!

He was kind of after my time though. I also remember when The Undertaker made his debut, and also Jake “The Snake” Roberts.

This is kind of weird. I haven’t thought about these things in a long time.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

My friends joined a regional wrestling circuit when we were in college.

And got to meet/wrestle with Jake the Snake and Tito Santana.

This was right before Beyond the Mat (which is a rather good, yet pathetically sad documentary) came out and not many people knew how bad off he was. I remember my friend saying he just reeked of booze in the ring.

by ThomasG on Aug 5, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went from being a huge wrestling fan as a kid/teenager, to just completely ignoring it for about 5-6 years, to

now not watching any of it, but I follow the business side of it. The behind the scenes stuff in the wrestling world is extremely fascinating.

You're dead to me.

by Goose on Aug 5, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missoula!

I <3 Missoula. It’s beautiful around August and early September.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've only been through once and it was pretty late.

I think that would be around the time it transitions from daily thunderstorms to threat of freak snowfall, or maybe that was just the September I was there.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missoula really doesn't get snow.

It’s at such a lower elevation than the rest of the state that our summers are really dry and hot. The mountains are yellow in August compared to green the rest of the spring and summer, and the temperature routinely hits 95-100. Not to mention the annual smoke in from wildfires that happens in August.

Not that August is a dead time, but if you liked it in the peak of summer, you’d be doing yourself a great pleasure by visiting in May-June or late September-October sometime.

by BigR on Aug 5, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Answers:

1.) Blow Pops. These were the most awesome things when I was in 3rd grade, and you could get them two for a quarter at the drugstore. I remember sifting furiously through the bin looking for the black cherry and blue raspberry ones, screw your routine apple/grape/regular cherry, if it didn’t turn your tongue in to a bruise it wasn’t worth the money. Revisiting them now though it’s inedible baseball card gum wrapped in terrible hard candy. It’s neither candy nor gum and 100% disgusting.
2.) Frisbee Hat Tournaments! I’ve been too busy/lazy to find one this summer though. Nothing like pulling the weekend warrior routine and showing up monday dehydrated and sunburned for work. Bonus points for beach ulti.
3.) Kit Kats! They have like 8 million varieties of them in Japan too!

by Drew_D on Aug 5, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Do they stock the funky flavors at Uwajimaya?

I always forget to check when I’m back in the city. It’s on my list, but I get distracted in the fried fish snack aisle.

by Drew_D on Aug 5, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Summer, for me:

Picking and eating wild blackberries around my work and/or home.

Better: Hot blackberry cobbler a la mode with coffee as the sun’s starting to go down around 9pm.

by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2010 11:28 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Burke-Gilman Trail

Best place for blackberries in the city hands down. Summer time is pie time.

by Drew_D on Aug 5, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Any plans for the weekend?...

I’m going to have to miss a Bruce Campbell-themed/endorsed burlesque show (which a friend is in) tonight in Coney Island tonight. Suuuuuuck.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:42 AM PDT reply actions  

My last weekend in LA, unfortunately.

However, it means I get to rock the LA Bucket list with my friends, including a few who happen to be flying in for the weekend.

Beech drinking after midnight with a trip to Roscoes is at the top of the list.

by abender20 on Aug 5, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mendocino for a wedding.

I’ve never seen Mendocino, so I’m pretty pumped. My wife and I are taking the long route down US-101 from Portland to see the entirety of the Oregon Coast.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 5, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great, great plan on the US 101, I want to do that myself.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll just avoid everything from SF south then.

I’m guessing it turns into an urban highway at these points?

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 5, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What you really want in California is the 1

There are portions where the 101 and the 1 combine, but for the most part those are horrible and to be avoided or traveled in off peak hours. Coming in over the Golden Gate is worth doing once though, but I highly suggest making sure you attempt it during the mid morning of a nice weekend day.

by Drew_D on Aug 5, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Driving through Malibu sucks

I would hate to live there just for driving on the 101.

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by bluemax on Aug 5, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weekend.

Bon voyage-ing one of the nieces after driving through friday night I-90 traffic. Eating dinner with my dad one night. Watching disc 4 of Freaks & Geeks. Trying to sneak the rest of season one of The wire in there, somewhere.

by msb on Aug 5, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I am going to see a sunrise at the Lincoln Memorial Saturday morning.

We’ll have to walk the three miles there because the Metro doesn’t run till 7, but I like the idea of seeing DC at such an odd hour.

You! Cake or death?

by Torrid on Aug 5, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll probably spend at least one day this weekend sitting on the beach reading

I’ve done that the last two weekends and I am really enjoying it.

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by bluemax on Aug 5, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nostalgia for an age yet to come.

1a) Baseball cards, definitely.
1b)Most 80s movies hold up really well in terms of enjoyment.
1c)I really want to know if OK Soda was as awesome as I thought it was.
2) The summer hasn’t officially begun for me until I’ve had my first plate of fried clams. The summer won’t officially end until I have my first sip of fall-release beer. Sadly, they’re already out in stores around here. Summer’s over my friends.
3) Not one for candy bars or most sweets for that matter and I absolutely hate nougat and, to a lesser extent, caramel. I usually buy the Lindt Excellence 70% Cocoa bars when I need a chocolate fix.

by ThomasG on Aug 5, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

I recently am kind of obsessed with this product.

Fresh Ginger Ginger Ale

Shame it’s not available in many places outside NYC.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 11:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Cost Plus Imports

Bundaberg does a mighty fine unfiltered product, although it’s definitely on the sweeter side and should be served over ice. Makes a very very acceptable Moscow Mule though. This line in the product description, “The mouth feel of a light beer” does nothing for me.

by Drew_D on Aug 5, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't know, I don't drink light beers

It’s got some bite to it though.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a good sign

It sounds like it’s on the less-sweet side, more like a Reed’s Extra. I can get behind that for a summer sipper.

by Drew_D on Aug 5, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh, interesting candy facts.

So I was just looking at last years Forbes 400 list for richest Americans.

Tied for 19th place are the three Mars candy fortune heirs at 11 billion each. 1.) I didn’t know how much Mars really owned and how wealthy that would make you. 2.) Mars was founded and started in Tacoma, WA. The more you know!

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 11:50 AM PDT reply actions  

And here I thought the biggest candy thing in-state

was Aplets and Cotlets

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Mars couldn't handle the competition.

That’s probably not accurate, but hey.
The house I grew up in used to belong to either Mr. Brown or Mr. Haley, so I’m sort of a partisan.

by marc w on Aug 6, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll throw one on the nostalgia party

Old cartoons. A lot of these suck more than you remember. I got Transformers G1 on DVD a few years ago and its so embarrassingly bad.

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by bluemax on Aug 5, 2010 12:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I was going to comment on this too.

They did that cartoon so bad they didn’t even get the voices matched up to the correct robots. I’m glad I never re-watched them, because I will always cherish that from my childhood.

by d0nkey on Aug 5, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also loved the smurft, and I'm angry they are making a movie about it.

Oh, and Danger Mouse. I loved that cartoon also, and then I watched it on hulu and I hated it.

by d0nkey on Aug 5, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, as a kid I loved Scooby Doo

I watched a few episodes on YouTube a couple months ago and they were terrible. Every single episode is exactly the same.

Karma police, arrest this man.

by wyte_lightning on Aug 5, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a friend who has all the seasons

And watches them whenever she feels down or is bored. She’s going to be a senior in college.

by MT Olson on Aug 5, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for Animaniacs. That show is still awesome.

Maybe better now because of all the jokes that used to go over my head as a kid.

by ThomasG on Aug 5, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freakazoid!

Mostly because Ricardo Montalban.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little after my cartoon phase.

Rocco’s Modern Life is another show being a lot edgier than I remember.

by ThomasG on Aug 5, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freakazoid was out just two years after Rocko started :/

Rocko was pretty good though. I stumbled on the appendix episode a year or two ago and forgot how weird it was.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I plug this occasionally

but you should totally check out Phineas and Ferb on the Disney Channel. The Rocko guys are behind it, and they do a musical number every episode.

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Hysteria!

because it was educational, AND weird.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoopsies...

Ian Snell back on the DL…. Link. I really thought he was going to make the valiant comeback.

Karma police, arrest this man.

by wyte_lightning on Aug 5, 2010 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

His last few outings have sucked hard.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

When you’re getting bitchslapped by AAA teams, your run in baseball might be almost over. Which is sad, I really wanted Snell to succeed.

Karma police, arrest this man.

by wyte_lightning on Aug 5, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Answers

1a) Things that I loved as a kid but now suck: The vast majority of the cartoons I watched.
1b) things I loved as a kid but still are good: A few cartoons actually did hold up well. Some of them:

Animaniacs
Pinky and the Brain
The Real Ghostbusters
Batman: The Animated Series

2) My summer isn’t complete until I go crab fishing. Season’s open, I just haven’t quite gotten around to it yet.

3) Twix!

by BrianL on Aug 5, 2010 12:30 PM PDT reply actions  

.

1. I don’t know if this counts, but snow. As I child I obviously loved snow for it being fun to play in and since it got me out of school, but as an adult I realized how freaking annoying it it. You can’t drive anywhere safely, everybody gets stuck somewhere, trees come down and power is lost, and you have to deal with bunches of kids running around everywhere.

2. My summer is never complete until I meet up with old friends from high school and go camping, basically just sit around and drink for 4 days. Only see em once a year now anyway.

3. Break me off a piece of that _ _ _!

by MT Olson on Aug 5, 2010 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Did someone say we did?

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 5, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ProspectInsider: Reports suggest M’s are interested in Carlos Delgado. Reports are correct.

Carlos Silvelite

by OceanBird on Aug 5, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rosenthal / Morosi are accumulators of rumors.

If a scout of the Mets says that the Mariners are interested in Delgado, he’ll report having heard that the Mariners are interested in Delgado.

by abender20 on Aug 5, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know.

And JAC and Morosi/Rosenthal may be hearing it from the same source. But they’re at least a lot more reliable than Churchill.

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 5, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not a rumor that passes the smell test in the first place though

And:

The White Sox are showing interest in the free-agent slugger, major-league sources say, and the Red Sox, Rockies and Mariners are among Delgado’s other possible fits.

“Possible fits” in a situation where the fit is actually not very good usually means “You can go ahead and throw this out”.

And credit to Churchill for nailing the Lee deal from the start, but his source(s) doesn’t(don’t) seem to have that much insider access from the amount of stuff he’s reported that’s been wrong.

by OlSalty on Aug 5, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boston Herald ...

While waiting for clarification on the Youkilis injury earlier today, the ballclub began exploring contingency plans for his extended absence and that means adding a left-handed hitting first baseman to the roster. That likely means the club is considering a platoon situation at first base for the current right-handed hitting first baseman, Mike Lowell.

Lowell, 36, is two years younger than free agent Carlos Delgado, who has had one more hip surgery than Lowell. The agent for Carlos Delgado told the Herald that he has notified the Red Sox of his client’s interest in playing for them but, as of yet, the Red Sox are not believed to have scouted or shown serious interest in Delgado, whose most recent hip surgery was this spring.

Said David Sloane, Delgado’s agent, "A handful of teams have shown interest since most people are set at first base now."

Added Sloane: "Carlos would be thrilled to have interest from the Red Sox."

Sloane said Delgado would likely need up to two weeks worth of facing live pitching in the minor leagues before he could expect to help a big-league team.

by msb on Aug 5, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they want Kotchman.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 5, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better DH option than Branyan, maybe can lure him back next year for cheap?

He’s not going to come back to play for a noncontender though. It’s a nonissue.

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 5, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of nostalgia

I watched this show as a kid, and I never believed it had held up. But that clip is one of the most mind-numbingly stupid things I have ever seen in my life.

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 5, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I got really tired of it when I could no longer recognize any of em.

I can probably still name the original 150, but I have absolutely no idea about any of the other generations.

Show was super cyclical to. Go to new place, travel around collecting badges, discover a new generation of Pokemon, repeat.

by MT Olson on Aug 5, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Team Rocket gags got old too.

We Need to steal Pokemon→ Hey look Pikachu!→ Wait why pikachu?→ Shut the fuck up→ Build crazy big unconventional machine that neutralizes Pikachu’s lightning→ Have one convenient flaw that another pokemon can exploit→Exploited→We’re Blasting Off Again!

You got slurved!

by Slurvey on Aug 5, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the commentary on that post.

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost hit post on my Sesame Street comment.

Mr. Rogers had a ton of celebrities too, but nothing really compares to Sesame Street.

by Jed MC on Aug 5, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose I could give Pete & Pete credit

because of its lack of longevity and subsequent density of awesome guest appearances, but Sesame Street draws the big guns.

by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn't count. Sesame Street was and is quite popular.

That’s like saying the Simpsons. Their celebrity pull is much greater than a small Nickelodeon TV show.

by ThomasG on Aug 5, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your question was "has any kids show ever had a cooler list of celebrity cameo appearances"

and the answer is yes. Given the length of time it was on, and its audience, though, Pete & Pete put together a pretty damn good guest list.

by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sesame Street is the tightness

but I can’t get over just how much Elmo was in it the last time I watched it. I mean, come on, Big Bird is where it’s AT.

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question:

If you were a ballplayer, what snippet of a song would you like to walk up to plate to? Like I’ve always felt it would be ironic to go up to bat with Demon Hunter’s song “Lead Us Home” playing.

by MT Olson on Aug 5, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I will be doing this Saturday.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 5, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

So here's a question from a non-football person

Is NFL training like baseball spring training – do they play actual games, or is it just workouts? Do they all work out on the same field or do they split up?

by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is just practice, not like a pre-season game.

There are several practice fields, and they’ll be working on all of them. Typically first-string on one field, second string on another and so on.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 5, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

But do they ever play games in practice

or do they just practice and work on stuff until the first pre-season game?

by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just practice.

Some teams will do a “scrimmage” that’s open to the public, but they don’t actually play before the pre-season starts.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 5, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The camera doesn't seem to pick up the sparkle.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Jose Guillen DFA'd!

GO JACK GO!
(Yes, this is sarcasm)

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

That's exactly what this clubhouse needs.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some awesome movies you can never truly appreciate if you didn't watch them as a kid

Main examples I can think of: Princess Bride and Back to the Future. Two of my all-time favorite movies and they actually have become much more awesome over time, but I showed them both to a 20 year-old who had never seen them, and she thought they were both good, but not great.

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 5, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

This was kind of me when I saw Princess Bride for the first time at seventeen.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Labyrinth?

I personally think its one of the great movies of all time. But perhaps I am blinded by childhood?

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's really true, at least about The Princess Bride.

It’s a movie that you love both for itself and for its timeless qualities. If you didn’t grow up with it, you can’t really appreciate the timelessness of it.

You! Cake or death?

by Torrid on Aug 5, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something that didn't hold up?

As a kid there were a couple of movies that scared the bejeesus out of me. The Atomic submarine, because of the giant eyeball that gets destroyed in an ooky fashion. The Amazing colossal man because who knows when Colossal might come around, looking in your window. The worst was the moment when the mask is torn off The queen of outer space and her scarred face is revealed. None of these movies have a moment of terror when watched as an adult, and Queen of outer space rightly deserves to be watched while drinking large quantities of pink champagne.

by msb on Aug 5, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I had forgotten about the one show to never, ever watch now if you grew up watching it

Are You Afraid of the Dark? Scared the shit out of me when I was a kid. It’s absolutely awful. I’ve had ten or twelve people confirm that they’ve watched it recently as well, and it’s really that bad.

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 5, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I only remember a few of the plot lines...

Like the one about the kids staring into the center of a fire and resurrecting some sort of fire spirit which chased them through a fire department and fired them right in the fire fire fire.

I don’t know. I used to go to video stores and scare the shit out of myself by reading the movie synopses in the horror section, but even attempting to watch a few of them around twelve or so they were hilariously bad and had nothing on my imagination.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something else that didn't hold up?

LA Gear shoes with 3 sets of laces for each shoe all to be worn at the same time. These shoes are why I’m not enjoying this 80’s fashion revival that seems to be going on. A week or two ago I even saw someone with a neon green t-shirt with bubble graffiti font.

by Jed MC on Aug 5, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Aqua Net Extra Hold.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 5, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That reminds me.

I used to spray shit on my bedroom walls with Aqua Net, like “Bauhaus” or Jesus and Mary Chain" or whatever, take a lighter to it, then watch the words burn. I am lucky to be alive.

by royalcurve on Aug 5, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

I used to do shit like that too.

It’s amazing that any of us lived, or didn’t kill someone else. This is why when I see something like this I’m not surprised: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2012515294_apusslingshotdeath.html

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 5, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what Washington product fucking sucks?

Aplets and Cotlets. Why the hell are those still made? Who buys them? What the hell are those people thinking?

by abender20 on Aug 5, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Crabby you is still somehow amazing.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome back lovable crabby RC!

scones scones scones scones sweet breakfast pastry danishes pickles

by abender20 on Aug 5, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to say no this time.

I’m guessing his junk tastes like Kimchi which I cannot eat. Satan’s tastes like Secret Aardvark though.

by Sec 108 on Aug 5, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you hate flavor?

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are talking crazy talk.

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grandma candy.

Christmas ribbon candy in July, all stuck together.
That mysterious soft-filled hard candy.
Lemon drops.

by msb on Aug 5, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved lemon drops when I was a kid

but I haven’t had one in long enough that I fear they’d be horrid now.

by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are they just baked beans there?

Like how Canadian bacon is just bacon in Canada? And our bacon is called breakfast bacon up there?

by d0nkey on Aug 5, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a candy?

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I realize that.

I just.. er

I just thought that since she was from boston, they would omit the boston part of the boston baked beans. Like how canada omits the canadian from canadian bacon.

It made sense to me anyway.

by d0nkey on Aug 5, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

She seemed to think that they weren't sold in boston

But it could be that because they aren’t good she just never had them

by Edgar for Pres on Aug 5, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never understood this.

Are there like secret grandmother meetings? When you turn 65 do they start sending you pamphlets about what grandmothers must absolutely do? How could they all do the same thing with the ribbon candy??

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who didn't read down-thread before posting?

THIS GUY.

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually did read down.

Just missed the reference. Multi-tasking can be dangerous.

by ToddK on Aug 5, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, pretty much.

Although Mary Janes are right up there along with Smarties and those stupid little dots on the sheet of paper.

by ThomasG on Aug 5, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah WOAH

Step right the fuck off the Smarties. Circus Peanuts and Smarties aren’t even in the same goddamn solar system.

by Drew_D on Aug 5, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smarties are the second-least valuable Halloween candy behind anything homemade and/or unwrapped.

You could put them on candy waivers and still nobody would claim those disgusting things.

by ThomasG on Aug 5, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn't disagree more

besides the above mentioned Circus Peanuts (single wrapped for individual revulsion), there’s a boatload of worse things to get at Halloween. Necco Wafers? Cinnamints? Smarties are just compressed Pixie Stix.

by Drew_D on Aug 5, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not like they're candy braclets.

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tamarind margaritas are freaking awesome.

At least the ones I had in Juarez at the tequila festival were.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 5, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm willing to make exceptions for fresh tamarind products

But any candy made with tamarind is guaranteed hideous. It’s the artificial banana of flavors foreign to the American Palette.

by Drew_D on Aug 5, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else excited to see The Expendables?

I mean, I know it’s just a dumb action movie and it’s just gonna be a bunch of badass dudes running around shooting things with explosions and no plot. And everybody is smitten with smart movies right now, especially with Inception(which was excellent). But damnit, I still really want to see this thing.

You're dead to me.

by Goose on Aug 5, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I usually dislike brainless action movies but I can't wait for this

it willb e the most hilarious trainwreck movie of the last 20 years and will be awesome.

by pdb on Aug 5, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snakes on a Plane?

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could not believe my eyes when they laid the cast out.

Statham! Li! Stallone! MMA People I don’t care about! Stone Cold!

by abender20 on Aug 5, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just love the fact that somebody greenlighted a movie with a cast that a bunch of drunk fratboys would of.

“Dude dude dude. You know what would be awesome? A fucking movie, with like all badasses. Just like, a bunch of badasses kicking some ass. You could have like Arnold, and Stallone.”

“Dude! Terminator and Rambo teaming up!”

“Oh no man, it gets better! You could get that Crank guy because that dude is insane, and Jet Li because you need somebody who knows kung fu and shit. Oh and we could throw in Dolph Lundgren and Mickey Rourke, because why the fuck not?”

“Oh and there should be some other badasses too. Get an MMA fighter to show these guys how to really kick some ass. Dude! Fucking Randy Couture! Oh and The Rock!”

“No dude, The Rock’s a pussy now. How about, Stone Cold Steve Austin! Open up a can of whoop ass!”

“Nice! And we should throw in a football player too. Because football players kick ass. Terry Crews needs a paycheck right?”

“Right on. And who we gonna get to lead this gang of awesome?”

“The ultimate badass. John McClane!”

Fist pumps and chest bumps all around.

You're dead to me.

by Goose on Aug 5, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   8 recs

Perfect.

Karma police, arrest this man.

by wyte_lightning on Aug 5, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more Chuck Norris.

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Expendables followed by Machete in September.

I don’t think man was evolutionarily designed to withstand such awesomeness in such a short amount of time.

by ThomasG on Aug 5, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It used to be in the bulk stores.

These days it seems like it only shows up at Halloween; I am told Target & Walmart carries it in little tubs then …

by msb on Aug 5, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Candy corn is absolutely delicious.

Especially since they pretty much have a flavor for every holiday ever.

by MT Olson on Aug 5, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woohoo!!

Seahawks tix on sale! See you at the Cardinals game!

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 5, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm over in 318.

Hawks Nest would be cool, but all my friends sit over in the SE corner.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 5, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

My ringtone is "Ding Fries Are Done" by Peter Griffin.

When I get a text or other message it’s the sound of a beer being cracked and poured.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 5, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't use the ringer on my phone all that much

But it is set to do the “Look at my Horse” song for general calls, and the chorus from Head Automatica’s “Beating Hearts Baby” is the ringer for when my wife calls me

by tootthekazoo on Aug 5, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha!!

I use a separate ringtone for my wife too. It’s the only serious tone I use on my phone, SRV’s “Pride & Joy”.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here's a question, when did it become socially acceptable to wear a vest? Over a striped long sleeve button up?

Is it now an ironic thing to look like an usher at Regal Cinemas? Like drinking PBR in your buddy holly glasses? Is hipster cred so important? It’s 83 degrees out there people!

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't get the button up thing,

but I have a vest I wore today. But it’s like a coat with no sleeves, not a douchy vest.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 5, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very funny.

Mine is a No Fear motorcycle jacket, where the sleeves zip off for summer time. Not a life vest.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 5, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like this, only cheaper and poop brown.

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I briefly worked with a guy who would wear such vests

albeit in classier colors, over nice button up shirts with matching slacks. Nice guy.

Meanwhile everyone else at work wore jeans and tshirts.

[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]

by bluemax on Aug 5, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd wear it to a speakeasy.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe at a box social

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think the idea is that its NOT socially acceptable?

Like, they’re rebelling against what is supposed to be “okay” to wear?

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never understood that.

It’s not like going out in a adult sized baby diaper or whatever you found in a Victoria Secrets catalog. You’re wearing a shitty, poop colored vest that has plastic clips for size. You aren’t being edgy. You look like a douche.

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Aug 5, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still want to know what's wrong with Jose Lopez

his plate discipline numbers are basically the same as 2008 and 2009. His LD rate is still .181, but his BABIP is .255 – essentially, his peripherals outside of HR/BIA and BABIP haven’t changed much if at all from his 2008 and 2009 campaigns.

by seattlebruin on Aug 5, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Not that I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know, but he is posting the lowest ISO of his career.

Does ISO alone tell you that a player simply isn’t driving the ball like he used to? Or is it more of a bi-product of LD and HR/FB rate?

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's a lot of both, honestly

if his HR/FB rate was at 11% like last year or even 9% like 2008, his ISO would be significantly higher.

When you see a guy hitting like Loafie, you expect to see some dramatic spike in swinging strikes or IF FB% or something, but that just hasn’t been the case this year with him. His peripherals are worse, but they’re not “worst hitter in the Major Leagues” worse

by seattlebruin on Aug 5, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know, I just have a hard time giving up on a 26-year-old.

Guillen’s 4 year average in Seattle was 7 HR, .263/.336/.383, 20 doubles, 3 SB.

Lopez in his 4 seasons prior to this: 16 HR, .277/.308/.419, 32 doubles, 4 SB ( I don’t know why I add the stolen bases, other than Guillen stole a few in Detroit )

I’m not saying I want Lopez to be our third baseman of the future. I’m just saying if we were going to get rid of him, this is the worst possible time.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 5, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't really think anything is wrong with him

He’s been in a little slump or unlucky. The BABIP should come back up some. If nothing else happened besides BABIP regression his OPS should be ~ 700 at least. Take him out of safeco and you’d probably see another 10% boost in his numbers making him around OPS = 775 which is pretty decent for a 2B/3B type of player. He really only needs to walk a little more or consistently hit for a little more power and he becomes a pretty valuable hitter. I was really hoping he was at least going to repeat last year’s performance which at the time seemed somewhat reasonable.

by Edgar for Pres on Aug 5, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems reasonable even this season based on his peripherals, which is the weirdest thing

I mean his K% is up all of .1% from last year, so it’s not like he’s striking out appreciably more than any other year

by seattlebruin on Aug 5, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah its pretty much a 25% decrease in BABIP and 50% decrease in ISO

That’s gonna make any hitter bad. Both are at least partially his fault. I’d say he has lucky power and he’s not getting the luck he did last year with HR which is probably hurting him some.

by Edgar for Pres on Aug 5, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is, he's truly not that different of a hitter.

It’s just that he wasn’t GREAT to begin with, so any slide looks even worse.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 5, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question for those of you who run

I, in my genius, strained my peroneal tendon monday and aggravated it Tuesday. That’s the tendon that extends down the outside of your ankle to your little toe. I’m almost positive I can’t run on it yet, but do you the bike would be ok?

by Drew_D on Aug 5, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Normally the treatment for soft tissue injuries is the old RICE acronym

Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation. Some add nsaids (ibuprofen) to this. That said, almost no one under 35 follows this advice.

Would it be OK? It will probably lengthen your time to full recovery, but it probably won’t cause permanent damage.

To mitigate the damage you’d do biking, I’d recommend icing for ~20mins right afterwards to reduce any swelling that might have occurred.

Of course, I’m not a medical doctor, just a guy who get injured a lot. What works for me may not work for you.

by PDXTai on Aug 5, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may just try to do upper body stuff today

Wish there was a rowing machine around. I’ve been completely plagued by little sapping injuries this year. good ol’ PF to start the year, then a sore knee, then this. Now I’m getting wrist shit from work. Hooray my body is rebelling!

by Drew_D on Aug 5, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chocolate covered dried fruit.


There’s all sorts of good kinds with different kinds of fruit, but I try not to think about them because I will literally eat them until I’m nauseated if I get my hands on them.

by Decatur on Aug 5, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I would eata bag of these and not feel bad about it except for the physical part.

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by JY on Aug 5, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Attention Costco Shoppers.

what food do they have in the food court? is it just hot dogs and pizza and churros?

by msb on Aug 5, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm trying to feed my dad a burger en route to the Costco hearing aid kiosk.

Oddly, there doesn’t seem to be a lot of choice along Aurora if you need to go for speed over higher quality … although it looks like the Kidd Valley up there has a drive-thru

by msb on Aug 5, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you think of the Costco Hearing Aid department?

I work at Costco Corporate in the Hearing Aid department and like to hear (haha get it!) people’s opinions.

by seattle_since_81 on Aug 5, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you're headed to the Costco in Shoreline,

your burger options are limited in this area.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ended up doing the Binrger King drive thru-- made him happy.

And (LLLJ) the appt at the kiosk was good— we’d had the hearing test already, so she entered the info in, did the demo of the best kind of aid, handled the paperwork and got us taken care of…

by msb on Aug 6, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is also gelato at some of them.

The only thing that is really universal across them all is the hot dogs and pizza. After that there is variation in all of them.

by seattle_since_81 on Aug 5, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't suppose anyone knows

of a completely free version of Mahjong Time? There is a free mode but most tables cost 250 tokens to play and you only get 1000 tokens daily.

by Eyeball Kid on Aug 5, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm gonna have a hangover tomorrow.

Help?

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 6, 2010 3:10 AM PDT reply actions  

oh wait that's not what you meant

Ibuprofen and a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

by pdb on Aug 6, 2010 6:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eggs can also work.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 6, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

You don't wait until the next morning with the foods.

You eat them while still drunk but done drinking. That’s how you minimize the hangover before it happens.

by ToddK on Aug 6, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aspirin for me since ibuprofen tends to double up on attacking the liver.

Just do not ever take aspirin on an empty stomach.

Also, lots of water with your food. Greasy food. The body absorbs the water better with food.

by Sec 108 on Aug 6, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Took an aspirin with a couple large glasses of water and an hour nap.

Good to go now!

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

But wait,

I thought you weren’t going to be hungover until tomorrow?

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had several drinks after work last night

Up ’til 2am.

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 6, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have just stayed drunk and gone bowling.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys have a 24 hour alley?

Ours was at one point, but has been 2 am for quite a while.

by BigR on Aug 6, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know of one,

but you can stay drunk all night then go back to the alley in the morning for some greasy food and a few stumbling games.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Magic Lanes is 24 hours.

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 6, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is that?

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

White Center.

It’s a bit on the sketch side.

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 6, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

As is much of White Center.

Too far from my stomping grounds anyway.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everywhere you go has cool places.

Most of my neck of the woods is just a bunch of cookie cutter strip malls, and generic crap. But if you know where to look you can find some cool stuff.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

White Center

Not so white.
Not so centered.

by ToddK on Aug 6, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

A friend had a fellow go apeshit on him for having a racist bumper sticker on his car.
It took a bit to get through the gent’s head that it was the community celebrating their diversity and quirkiness.

by ToddK on Aug 6, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in this day and age

Modern society has been so polarized that any mention of race, in whatever context, is automatically seen as racist even when it’s not intended that way.

by pdb on Aug 6, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Race is one of those, but I'd say it happens with plenty of other issues too.

NO POLITICS

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by JY on Aug 6, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's the way discourse works these days

which is too bad. There’s no room for nuance any more.

by pdb on Aug 6, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's hardly any room for context.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 6, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Used to be pretty white back in Richard Hugo's day.

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by JY on Aug 6, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most bowling alleys I see are some of the most family friendly places around.

I wouldn’t call them sketchy. Well, maybe to an outsider they would look that way since most of them are pretty old, but overall they are some of the friendliest places I’ve been. Except for in Astoria, which had an odd “white power” feel to it.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everett.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not a bad little place.

Long way from my house, but still pretty cool. I love old bowling alleys.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't dislike HiLine.

They have decent lanes and a congenial front desk staff. But their concourse is crowded and the settee area is garbage. I love bowling for bowling’s sake, but if you’re going with friends, part of the fun is bad food and cheap drinks. HiLine doesn’t leave a lot of physical space for any of the social niceties of a night out to happen.

I’m partial to Roxbury*. It has a very similar layout and atmosphere to HiLine, but with a lot more space. I wish it were lit better, though; it’s always dark. West Seattle Bowl is also fantastic with the mirrored floorplan and “front” desk in the middle of two distinct alley spaces. I could bowl at Imperial forever if it weren’t so far out of the way for me (also if it didn’t cost money).

*Full disclosure: also owned by the family, so I have an inherent bias.

by harkening on Aug 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roxbury is a throwback in the sense that it's always dark

it’s almost amazing they haven’t done something about that over the last decade or two, but it also changed hands twice, so that might have something to do with it.

I like Imperial well enough (I worked there a while), but I really dislike giving my money over to AMF corporate. They never seemed to take good care of their employees. I mean, I worked there and still had to pay for practice.

I bowled out at HiLine for several years and liked it fairly well. I sometimes still have equipment drilled by Pat there (or I have my equipment drilled to the same pattern). He’s helpful and a good guy, but sometimes hard to catch.

I currently work at the WSB, and we’ve done a lot in the last year or two to fix up the place. I could give or take the settees, since there’s no simple place to put your bowling bag(s), but other than that the area is nicely wide open.

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 7, 2010 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I don't know if it happens elsewhere,

But here a lot of bowling alleys have been going under, and the rest are expanding/remodeling. I’m not exactly sure why, but almost every big town in my neck of the woods went from 2/3 shitty rundown houses ten years ago, to one old but really nice and remodeled house.

by BigR on Aug 6, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

We lost a lot of alleys lately too.

But I think the rest of them are fairly stable (for now).

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Family business! Literally.

And yes, we’re open 24 hours. There was that time I went bowling with friends and walked out to a shooting in the parking lot, though. Good times.

by harkening on Aug 6, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, since I work there, I could just stay there, lock the doors, and turn on a couple lanes

And then get fired.

But they love me, so I don’t think they’d fire me.

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 6, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ive worked at an alley off and on for the last eight years.

4am bowling with a cooler of beer is definitely a huge perk.

by BigR on Aug 6, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should have worked at a bowling alley at some point in my life.

Maybe that’s what I’ll do when I “retire”.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're always looking for ambitious, young, educated employees.

I can offer you no benefits, minimum wage in the town with the highest cost of living in a state with one of the lowest minimum wages, and free cheese fries.

I’ll email an address for you to send a cover letter and resume.

by BigR on Aug 6, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this offer is still valid when I retire at 105 years old,

I’ll take you up on it just for the cheese fries.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get back to me when I'm 105.

I’m sure the internet will still be around, and it will be exactly the same. Or you might have transferred the screen shot to a stone tablet by then.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same alley you've worked at for a while now?

I doubt they’d fire you as long as you didn’t break or steal anything.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I've been there a year and a half now.

But my bosses totally love me because they can leave me alone to handle most anything.

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 7, 2010 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's all it took?

You’re going to have to pick up the pace or else you’ll be stuck with the same liver for the rest of your life.

Kids these days!

by ToddK on Aug 6, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sheesh.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recommend lots of water the night before,

then hair of the dog the next morning. If you stay drunk you never get hungover.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

In addition to the usual array of methods listed out here...

I’ve also found that Emergen-C and drinking a cup or two of a detox tea can help relative to plain old water.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 6, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I need to know more about this de-tox tea.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not much to say....

I’ve found it in the NYC supermarkets under the Yogi Tea branding, which means that it’s marketing itself to whatever the post-New Age crowd is. It’s an Oregon company though, so you can probably find it in the PNW. Most of its varieties taste more or less the same, but the Detox ones tend to be at least somewhat effective at reducing hangovers or making you feel less like shit if you don’t have the resources to eat well, as is my case.

Comes in a few different flavours that are actually somewhat distinct from each other, a generic one, a peach one, a berry one, and I think there might be a ginger one. I’m not one to extol the virtues of shit that isn’t exactly FDA proven and all, but it seems to work from my own tests.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 6, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aside...

I think I’m the only person here who says “not much to say” and then rattles off two paragraphs, but fuck it, it’s how I think.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 6, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's all relative.

If you normally run at the mouth, then this isn’t much for you to say.

The peach and berry sound okay. I don’t much care for tea, but I do like booze so anything that at least pretends to detox can’t hurt!

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need some help from the PDX folks

I’m heading down to Portland on Saturday for a bachelor party, the idea being that you can drink in strip clubs there. I’m not particularly excited about this because strip clubs :( and strip clubs $$$. We’re going to be there most of the day, hitting up the Deschuttes brew pup first and then wandering around for a bit. I figure the more things we can find to do the less time we’ll spend in a titty bar, and the less time spent in a strip club the better.

So, recommendations! What should a group of guys hanging out in Portland for a bachelor party do? Getting around is a consideration as most of the people are taking the train down.

by Nate Dogg on Aug 6, 2010 9:55 AM PDT reply actions  

How mobile will you be?

Cabs, walking? Are you all staying downtown? You can actually get out of a strip club without spending a lot of money, most of them are reasonable cover ($5-10 except the top-shelf ones like the Acropolis and Sassy’s) and once inside beers don’t cost any more than they do in other bars. Just don’t buy lap dances and you’ll spend about the same as in any other bar.

How much non-strip bar time do you want to kill? Downtown, unfortunately, doesn’t offer much for the bachelor party crowd other than places to drink – I doubt a trip to Powell’s or the Chinese Garden will be on the agenda.

by pdb on Aug 6, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh lordy if you're in Tanasbourne that's a long ways out

but on the plus side that’s a reasonable MAX ride into downtown, which is cheaper than a cab. I don’t know much out that way, actually, but there’s a few decent bars around PGE Park if you MAX in from Tanasbourne, like the Kingston, the Bitter End, the Matador, and the Cheerful Bullpen (stupid name, used to be just the Bullpen until it was acquired by the Cheerful Tortoise people) which would be a good first stop on a pub crawl.

by pdb on Aug 6, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good bars in downtown/Pearl District

Henry’s (100+beers on tap, somewhat douchey crowd but the beer list is great and afternoons/early evenings aren’t too bad). Right around the corner from the Deschutes.

Blitz. Also somewhat douchey at night (the whole Pearl should be considered douchey at night), Blitz has decent food and a pretty good beer list.

Bailey’s Tap Room. great beer bar, no food but they let you order from the burrito place across the street which will deliver to you.

Kelly’s Olympian. Would be a dive bar in any small town, but in Portland it’s kinda hipsterish. Great bar though.

Rogue Brewing. Great beer, decent food.

If you can stray further afield from downtown, there’s a ton more places I could recommend.

As for strip clubs, downtown you’re talking mostly about Magic Gardens. Best jukebox of any strip club in town.

Here’s a place to find a list of shows in case you’re musically inclined.

by pdb on Aug 6, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

A note from the personal experience of a close friend.

NEVER use the ATM machine at a strip club.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Just because of the conference they're in I doubt they'll ever get a legit shot at a title,

unless they have a year where they just destroy everyone they face. It’s BS, but so is the BCS.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well looking more into it, a non-BCS team has never started a season ranked higher than 16.

TCU is 7th I think. Six coaches voted Boise State as the 2nd best team in the country right now. This might be their year if the chips fall right.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope it is.

This “BCS – NON BCS” stuff is crap to me. Are you one of the best teams in the country? Then you deserve to be in.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

They're high enough this season to have a shot

but I still don’t think it will happen

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by bluemax on Aug 6, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The champion of the SEC is gonna play in the BCS title game

as long as they have 1 loss or less, no matter how the rest of the conferences play out. Its going to take a few years before that changes.

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by bluemax on Aug 6, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I've changed my mind.

He’s older than I thought he was, not inexpensive, and the AL switch will do him no favours.

by Eyeball Kid on Aug 6, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

More baseball OT stuff...

Conor is up in Burlington watching the Pulaski M’s take BP in preparation for the doubleheader in <2 hours. Here are some of his tweets:

Pulaski #Mariners 3B Ramon Morla just had a really exciting BP. Swing is loose and effortless. Bat speed. Power all over.
A lot to like out of Jabari Blash, too. #Mariners

Blash apparently looks good despite striking out seventeen times in thirty-one at-bats thus far. His average sucks, but the peripherals aren’t bad. I think Blash could be Kalian Sams v2.0, so get on the bandwagon while there’s still time.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 6, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Because we all love strike outs?

I thought they were facist.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

We do love strikeouts!

Sams, Almonte, Peguero, Halman…

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 6, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most players I look at the box score and jump to "home run"

Today I saw that Halman hit a home run and said “Cool” then I saw he had 4 at-bats without a strikeout and I said “WOW!!”

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was insane.

I think he and Pineda are the only two to top ten strikeouts in a game this season. It would be stupid to make parallels between the two because they’re nothing alike, but I honestly didn’t think Ramirez had a double-digit K game in him.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 6, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he like the controlled version of Robles you think?

Inevitability, it’s the comps that everyone is going to ask about.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't have the velocity, so no.

Shorter Doug Fister was the first thing that popped into my head. I don’t know how illuminating that is considering he has a pretty big arsenal whereas with Fister you mostly get the fistfastball and an assortment of other pitches kind of as show. Ramirez uses his secondary offerings a lot more.

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by JY on Aug 6, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should clarify that soon everyone will be asking you for a comp, not that it will be Robles other than size.

What I take from this is that he has the height of Robles, the charm and wit of Fister, the control of Cliff Lee, the velocity of Verlander, and the intimidation of Randy Johnson. Some of this may have been made up by me. :(

Erasmo certainly looked cool last night though.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you expecting Erasmo to suck once he hits AA?

I sort of am. Itd be great if he did not, I’m just trying to lower expectations.

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 6, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's all bad from A+ on up. Guys with command of shitty fastballs can do well in the low minors but often stumble higher up

when they face older, bigger hitters who know the zone and can put some charge in a baseball. That’s my rationale for being cautious with my optimism on Ramirez.

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 6, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is exactly right, and it's why I'm quite encouraged by how his season's gone.

He didn’t just come to Pulaski or Everett, he jumped into full season ball and pitched pretty well.

He’s still hard to get a handle on, because he’ll go on ground-ball rampages for a while, then mix in stretches as a FB pitcher. He’s clearly not the GB machine the VSL stats made him look like, but average GBs and very, very few walks isn’t bad. That’s 2010 Fister, which isn’t exactly a sterling upside, but it’s not bad for a guy a lot of people expected would get annihilated this year.

by marc w on Aug 6, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot about the grounders

I need to revise my stance on him, sounds like.

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 6, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

VSL tends to inflate GB from what I remember seeing.

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by JY on Aug 6, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got the two extremes there.

Some thought he would be bad as soon as he hit the states and others were including him in top ten lists last year. Both weren’t exactly informed decisions.

He’s shown better velocity than was originally reported this season, so I’m in the cautiously optimistic camp, but his realistic ceiling is still back-end starter.

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by JY on Aug 6, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rays and Red Sox both lost their starting 1B.

We are swimming in first basemen that we don’t need. One of them is actually kind of useful.

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 6, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Not to encourage these,

but it does seem like this would be the time to move someone like Kotchman. We already made the move with Sweeney.

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by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone (Eyebrows?) mentioned an interesting beer drink here a week or two ago.

It was like a combination of a beer and a liquor I think. Maybe a juice too. Anyone know what I’m talking about?

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Skittlebrau?

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 6, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

No :(

It was real. But sounded magical. Such as skittlebrau.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're thinking of the Moscow Mule.

Which is vodka, lime juice and ginger beer. The versions I’ve all seen use the canned or bottled non-alcoholic ginger beer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_mule
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginger_beer

by Eyebrows on Aug 6, 2010 3:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

See, I'm not that into ginger, lime or vodka,

so this sounds like an abomination to me.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well how do you feel about vodka?

And limes? And ginger ale? If you don’t hate any of those, then you’ll probably like the drink.

by Eyebrows on Aug 6, 2010 4:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Vodka: Harmless. A very non-threatening alcohol, goes with a lot.

Lime – love it.
Ginger – on the fence.

Ginger Beer, never had it.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 6, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, I could handle the vodka and lime,

but I really don’t like ginger ale, so I’m OUT!

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then I'm even farther out.

There are plenty of other drinks in the universe for me to enjoy.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love spicy things.

Just don’t like Ginger Ale.

"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

by Thingray on Aug 6, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be careful ordering one at a bar around Seattle

Some places will use crap, generic ginger ale, or even worse a “house ginger beer” which doesn’t even contain ginger at all. You want to make sure they’re using a good, spicy ginger beer for a quality Mule experience.

by Drew_D on Aug 6, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW?

Kick Ass is not really a quiet movie to have on in the other room….

by msb on Aug 6, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Err...

So I guess this little tidbit hasn’t been mentioned? Perhaps because said tidbit doesn’t make too much sense.

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 7, 2010 1:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Anyone know if Scruffy survived Cougar Season?

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by JY on Aug 7, 2010 11:02 AM PDT reply actions  

The latter.

It’s been an ongoing saga .

It looks like he posted in the past couple of days so I guess he’s all right.

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by JY on Aug 7, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We really need a young single guy around here willing to take one for the team.

It’s tough to keep up with the action without any reports from the front lines. Dammit.

by Kermit. on Aug 7, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well....

I think I like Wak again…

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by JY on Aug 8, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

So

Who’s watching the Rays-Jays game?

by Eyeball Kid on Aug 8, 2010 11:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Does no-hitting Tampa even count anymore?

In all seriousness, Morrow’s looked really good today.

by drblacknwhite on Aug 8, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does this mean one of us is going to have to blow up a hosptial?

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by JY on Aug 8, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bless you, sir.

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by JY on Aug 8, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zobrist walks.

Who’s cheering for a two-run shot?

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by JY on Aug 8, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Close enough.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 8, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm genuinely quite upset.

I didn’t see the Halladay one but that surely would have been the best of this season’s no-hitters?

by Eyeball Kid on Aug 8, 2010 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

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