OFFTOP 08/31/10: Fall Days
The last OT was not technically full, but it was dead and 5 days old. Time for a fresh start!
I don't know when Fall technically starts, probably not for a little while. But tomorrow is September and "Can you believe how quickly this year is flying by?!"
Here are some prompts:
-College Football starts this week!!!! WEEEEEE!!!! What is your best memory of attending a college sporting event?
-What is your best back to school memory?
-What's the worst "fall" you've ever taken, i.e. your worst injury?
-What is your favorite fall location? (Do you like to see the leaves turn or GET ME TO HAWAII!)
Let's get this OT bumpin' y'all!!
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I'm the only SoCal Coug around here, right?
I’m really excited to go watch the game at a viewing party this weekend. I love viewing parties, you feel “at home” once a week with a group of strangers who instantly become your best friends.
Answers!
1. I have only ever attended a handful of college sporting events, even when I was in college. Almost none of them were memorable – none of them were bad, just nothing really special.
2. Don’t really have one of these, either – I never cared for school much so “back to school” conjures up mostly vague dread and annoyance.
3. When I was 13, my friends and I were bike racing down the hill on which we lived. I heard a car coming behind me, so I turned my head to look over my right shoulder and see where the car was, and in doing so I veered my bike into a curb. I flew over the curb, hit my head on a stop sign, and pretty much landed on my left wrist. Thankfully, due to the stop sign collision, I remember none of this – my first memory is being in the ER with my arm in traction, and having the doctor say “This is going to hurt” before he grabbed my arm and twisted the two bones that had swapped places back into place. The worst part, though, was that this particular injury happened on almost the first day of summer vacation, and there was a new neighborhood swimming pool that had just opened that I was really looking forward to spending all summer in.
4. I like fall in Portland, actually – Portland falls are very similar to Seattle summers, warmish during the day and cool at night. I also like fall in the Bay area.
My best friend signed my cast
with the phone number of a girl I really liked at the time. He put her number square on my elbow, where there was no way I could raise my arm to see it. My best friend was a dick.
by pdb on Aug 31, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I've never broken a bone, but it seems quite painful.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I have broken many bones and that was by far the worst
because the two bones at my wrist essentially swapped places (the doctor said they were like crossed fingers) and had to be put back again. Not good.
So at that moment your hand was backwards?
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Ew ew ew ew.
That gives me a serious case of the heebie-jeebies.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 31, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions
September 21
…they should send down Huntington & Nutting, because they aren’t ready, either. - royshowell
by Marinerfanjake on Aug 31, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions
New OT?! But now I will never get an answer to my Edgar baseball card question.
1) I have attended two college sporting events. I took my nephew to a Husky basketball game, and thought I’d lost him when he decided it would be HI-larious to leave the men’s room by the other exit and sneak up on me. They won. I was once taken to a Husky football game. They lost.
2) Getting a plaid bookbag just like the one in my favorite book. Hey, I was 7, it was important.
3) Broke my finger tripping over a crack in the sidewalk. It is still bent. I did get a swell stitches/scar on my knee in first grade when I tripped on my shoelaces onto the asphalt, but it has faded so much, it hardly counts.
4) I still want to do the fall drive around the NE. The desire to go to hot places tends to hit me more around December/January.
I jammed my finger throwing a football around while tailgating before a Padres Dodgers game like 3 months ago and I still can't bend it all the way.
Fuck fingers.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Considering how often I walk into walls, trip over my own feet and smack my head, it is a wonder that those are my worst injuries.
Karma is likely waiting for me to hit 70 and then all the bones in my body will collapse.
You can be boneless and still be awesome

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
by HititHere on Aug 31, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Damn. Love this show too!
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I love how things just randomly explode in that show.
How can you not?
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
TV's, phones, etc.
I always wonder where they get the money for all this stuff. They always talk about how they don’t work, and how they’re broke.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
POKE THE BALLOON WITH THE GLASS!!
Dammit, he needs his brain!
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Without his brain he's just going to float out there forever.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
FUCK FALL(except for football)
-I do not have any good memories attending college sports because I am a Husky fan and most of the games that I’ve managed to see in person thus far took place in Pullman. Since every game that I have been to the team that I was rooting for has lost I will instead steal teej’s memory and say my favorite moment was the 2002 Apple Cup.
-These don’t exist for people that didn’t go to real college
-When I broke my elbow in a race around the world
-Qwest Field
Oh and the only other time that I ever broke something was when I was 15 and hanging out at the local lake past curfew and we saw a cop.
Even though none of us were doing nothing remotely illegal, the girl with us decided to panic and run but not tell to tell the rest of us. So my friend and me started running because we saw the other one running, until I slipped on 3 inch curb and my foot twisted completely in the middle.
Since I had been known to over exaggerate my levels of pain in the past, my friends made me walk half a mile back uphill to my buddies house then the two miles back to my house the next morning on what was later found out to be a broken foot and a torn foot ligament.
I Feel Voxish
1. I don’t think I’ve ever attended a college sporting event. At least that I can recall.
2. Back in the fifth grade, I spent the entire summer delivering papers so I could buy a pair of Reebok Pumps (the Dee Brown black/orange ones) and a pair of khaki Z Cavariccis to impress a girl that I liked. Come to find out she moved over the summer and was attending another elementary school. I was crushed. I remember feeling like I wasted the entire summer. I still looked good, though.
3. Tried jumping off a 4-foot brick wall with my bike, landed awkwardly on the front time and took the end of the handlebar right into my side leaving a huge bruise for about a month and a scar I have to this day.
4. Here in New England.
Oh fuck yes
I was so mad when I didn’t buy the Dee Brown pumps when they got re released.
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Answers!
- I don’t have one. Never actually attended a major universities sporting event.
- I hated going back to school. I was always a nervous wreck the first few days.
- Going after a loose ball in a basketball game. Getting shoved in the back thus stepping on the ball while someone else was diving for it. Then landing on the side of my foot with all my pressure and tearing most of the ligaments in my ankle. (Luckily not the big ones)
- Anywhere in the NW next to water during a windstorm.
Injuries!
I tore my MCL laying out for a frisbee two years ago.
When I was 5 Fuzz and I were hitting golfballs in to the cornfield behind our house and I walked behind him and got hit with the golf club. On my eye socket. It resulted in 27 stitches and a concussion.
When I was seven I fell out of bed and cut open my elbow resulting in 17 stitches and a chipped bone.
I received a concussion from a friend slamming my girlfriend and I’s heads together when I was 16.
by Kirk on Aug 31, 2010 9:22 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Well okay.
1.) The last college sporting event I attended was an Evergreen basketball game the year they were ranked #1 in NAIA Division II. I used to go to a lot of Memphis football and baseball games when I was a kid. None of them were particularly memorable. I guess I’d say my favorite was the year the Memphis baseball team all signed my hat.
2.) There’s no such thing as a good “first day back at school.”
3.) When I was 13 I was at Olympia ArtsWalk playing in the fountain downtown. I went running out of the fountain and onto the grass, slid about ten feet and caught my foot in a hole in the ground. Snapped my ankle right across the growth plate. That’s why one of my feet is almost a full size bigger than the other. I still went to watch Sleater-Kinney play that night, which in retrospect was still awesome.
4.) Somewhere where it is not raining.
Luckily if I get shoes to fit my right foot they're not so large that it causes problems for my left foot.
My left one is a little big but it’s far easier than trying to find mis-matched pairs.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 31, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
To have all your college sporting event memories be Cougar related.. it's almost better to have never had than to have "loved and lost"
I remember going to a WSU-Stanford basketball game when Stanford was undefeated and ranked #1 with 2 games left in the season and we were still bottomfeeders in the Pac-10. We led by something like 6 points with maybe :30 left. Led the whole game. Ready to rush the court for the first time in my life.
Lost.
I remember going to a WSU-UCLA football game when UCLA was ranked 13th or so and we dominated them in the first half. People were chanting “Overrated” as UCLA went into the locker room at halftime. My and my buddy were saying “You guys (the ones chanting) are idiots because it is only half time, I dont care how much we lead by”
Lost that one too.
I went to Wazzu for 3 years and probably attended a dozen football games and a dozen basketball games and can’t recall any “good” memories like I can the bad ones.
The only time I have ever rushed a field was when the Cougars beat a crappy UCLA team that was somehow on top of the Pac-10
And when the game was over I had to follow my friends onto the field since my phone was dead but I was sad that I had to pop my rushing the field cherry on a game where the team that I wanted to lose won.
I love Fall
Fall food is the best. Lots of pork, squash, soups and other slow cooked meals.
I went to Western and Eastern so no real sport memories. However I did watch Gonzaga crush UW in the new Kennel. I think the was final game before UW said we will not play you in Spokane any more.
I don’t really have back to school memories.
I think tearing my labrum rock climbing was a little worse than tearing my ACL and MCL playing rugby.
I love the Kettle Range Mountains. I love when Larch Trees turn gold.
Fuck the Angels
Although fall is sad because we're leaving summer behind and heading into the dark
I like it because I came from a place without seasons. Especially the first few weeks of fall before it rains all the time and knocks all the leaves off into a mush on the ground.
by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 9:32 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
This is what people say is the downside of Southern California "You have no seasons"
But for me to come from Washington I say “I’ve done the seasons thing, I’m ready for more summer”
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, we don't really have seasons here in the real sense either.
We have fall and a kind of hybrid spring/summer thing.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 31, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
It snows sometimes!
The novelty of that hasn’t worn off for me yet. SNOW! IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD! WHERE YOU LIVE!
by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 9:46 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I slid down Queen Anne Ave on a piece of plastic.
All the way in one go. The whole time my brain was going “HOLY CRAP DO YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS THE STREET YOU DRIVE ON EVERYDAY! IT’S FOR CARS! THIS IS SO WACKKKYYYYYYYYY!!!”
by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 9:48 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
My ex worked at the very top of Queen Anne, and our apartment was on the counter balance.
She decided she wasn’t going in to work, so we thought we’d join the sledders whizzing past our building. I looked around the building for any sort of large plastic or cardboard, then I got an idea. We were caught by a CNN camera person documenting the rare snowy Seattle day going down the hill on an upside-down metal ironing board. I was at front, she was standing in back holding the legs.
She ended up bailing off, and the weight shift caused me to fish tail and roll sideways down the remainder of the slope.
Her boss was in Mexico at the time, and happened to see us on said CNN broadcast! When he got back he told her he couldn’t stay mad at her for ditching work after laughing so hard at my fall.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
by kevin_ess on Aug 31, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
That's awesome.
I’m riding an ironing board next time it snows, screw all my other fancy toys.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
After the 2008 snow.
I started to become a old man and saying “this is just fucking annoying”
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh well it sucked after the first day.
Turned my 25 minute (each way) commute into a 2 hour public transit guessfest.
by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 9:54 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Same for me.
The first few snowfalls, I still get that childlike sense of wonder. Then it starts gusting 40 mph and I remember why the Midwest sucks Nov. – March.
You! Cake or death?
I was stuck in Seattle at my friend's place for 4 days and got to skip work and go to Holmgren's last game at home since I couldn't get to the eastside.
See in Bellingham - Roads were bad but not un drivable so my boss made us all come in each day.
Though every morning I would drift my blazer in the Anthonys parking lot right before heading into the parking garage.
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully your boss isn't such a dick this winter when it gets bad.
by seattle_since_81 on Aug 31, 2010 10:44 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
If my brother makes me come in
I’m going to punt him in his testicles.
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And I like the spring/summer hybrid.
Never liked really hot days.
by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 9:47 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
We get more hours of daylight during the summer though.
It’s a tradeoff.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Also holy crap you've all been injured a lot.
I’ve never broken a bone or torn a ligament. Although I have almost died at least three times, so I’ve got that going for me.
by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 9:33 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
I have broken many bones and sprained many joints but I have never almost died
that would be freaky.
Well never like "I can see the light" almost died.
But definitely situations where I’m like “Well this is a fine mess you’ve gotten us into” and there was a very real possibility of death.
by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 9:38 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I owe my life to 2 of my best friends for saving me from falling out a car door and almost eating a F-150 in the face.
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Ooh! I did have the car door open behind me-- in the days when you could lean, unbelted, against a car door
I stuck my arms out, and my mother grabbed my front.
The only difference was I was in a Multi with the doors open and seat belt on.
Just my friend took a 130 degree corner at 40.
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
I've never broken a bone either, but I most definitely have torn ligaments.
Skateboarding will definitely fuck your ankles up petty good. Also, falling out of a tree and landing on your ankle while it is bent underneath you doesn’t help with keeping your ligaments intact.
by seattle_since_81 on Aug 31, 2010 10:09 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I've nearly died tens of times but only broken two bones and both were toes.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
I've had some bad injuries, but I've only ever broken two fingers, my thumb, a growth plate and my nose (multiple times).
And yes, I know the nose and growth plate don’t technically count as a bones.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Somehow I forgot the times I've broken my nose
Playing roller hockey without any protective gear is dangerous
by tootthekazoo on Aug 31, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm at at least four.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I've never had an injury requiring more than a few bandaids.
But I did get caught in a swift current kayaking and almost got swept over a dam, which was not fun. All I had to show for it were some scratches and a bruised ego.
You! Cake or death?
I've been to a bunch of great games,
but the best has to be my sophomore year of college in the fall of 1991 when we decided to go watch the Huskies play at USC. Beno Bryant ripped off a 50 yard touchdown run and we pounded those sorry Trojans. It was so much fun seeing those kids mope around campus after the game.
I am not sure I even have a back to school memory at this point.
Worst injury was easily my motorcycle accident when a 19 year old kid pulled out of a restaurant parking lot and froze up when he saw me at the last minute. He stopped his Bronco sideways across my lane and all I could do was ricochet off of the side of his SUV. I did not walk for five weeks after that accident. No broken bones, but damage to my knee and everything below it.
I don’t usually go anywhere in the fall. I save up my vacation for late winter when I am sick and tired of 5 months of gray.
My two cents!
1. I’ll cheat a little on this since it’s not a game I was at in person. I attended Gonzaga and the best memory I have is in 1999 watching their Sweet 16 game against Florida on tv. The campus was dead because EVERYONE was inside watching the game. Once it ended the whole campus emptied out at the same time in one giant loud ass party. The Spokane PD showed up with lights flashing and everyone was a little pissed until the officers jumped out and started passing out high fives and celebrating with us.
2. Probably the last first day of school I ever had to start my senior year in college.
3. Driving half-drunk on a moped along a beach in Honduras a log buried in the sand came out of no where and sent me flying. I bit through my lip and tore open my knee but limped back with the moped and made up an excuse the next day about falling down the stairs because I didn’t want mopeds to be put off limits for anyone else (I was in the military at the time).
4. Somewhere with a lot of leaves. The Smokey Mountains are pretty cool come Fall.
No matter where you go, there you are.
Since the fall is coming up and we'll be spending more time indoors
I was thinking about starting up a semi-regular board/card game night with some Seattle area LLers. I’ve already converted a few to Bang!, and I’ve got Guillotine and Fluxx as well. And I’ve really been meaning to play Settlers of Catan.
Is anyone else interested in climbing to the top of Mount Nerdulon with your fellow LLers?
by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 9:37 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
The Buffy the Vampire board game is a lot of fun.
A little on the pricey side now that it’s out of print, but a fun game overall.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 31, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I'd be down with this, but I live in the South End so I might not be able to make it up to the far north very often.
Settlers of Catan is spectacularly fun.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
This sounds fun.
But I’m nowhere near you.
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
This sounds like a great idea.
I would be interested.
by seattle_since_81 on Aug 31, 2010 10:18 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Excellent.
The only thing I know about Dungeons and Dragons is the Tom Hanks movie and that episode of Buffy.
My favorite college football memory was when Katrina hit.
Shitty circumstances, but it caused the LSU / ASU game to be moved to Tempe. The game was fucking amazing. Except the whole blocked punt / blocked FG / Early Doucet bobbling the ball in the back of the endzone on a 4th and 20 something and not having the catch overturned which caused us to lose the game.
Awesome memories, but shitty ending. Something I have gotten used to at ASU.
by seattlesundevil on Aug 31, 2010 9:37 AM PDT reply actions
Everyone's injuries make me super queasy
How did all of you survive adolescence? I’ve broken/injured/damaged a number of fingers and toes from doing many years of Martial Arts, but I’ve never injured anything else very seriously.
After saying this, I feel an irresistible urge to feverishly knock on wood.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
I think there were definitely a lot of moments when I felt like Bruce Willis in Unbreakable.
I’ve gone over my handle bars, wiped out on gravel, jumped where I shouldn’t jump: but thats just kid stuff and the worst I ever got was a little bloody.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Never broken anything except my left pinky - which I have broken 3 times.
Tore up my left knee when I was 6 sliding down the stairs on a beanbag (hit the floor and spun around, carving a “J” shape in my knee with a nail that was sticking up out of the wood – carpet transition strip. Needed 17 stitches and now can’t feel anything in the middle of said knee. That’s about it, though.
by seattlesundevil on Aug 31, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea how I survived adolescence with hurting myself more.
At scout camp we used to play this game called “The game” – Basically its a combo of Hot Lava and American Gladiators played around the fire pit benches. There were 6 benches that circled the fire pit and a big tree near by. One person would start as “It” and like zombies would get more people to be it if they fell off the benches.
Basically we played this for 2 days until the parents made us stop after one kid got a face full of Tree and another got a face full of the metal side of the fire pit.
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Our favorite thing to do as kids
was to take a soda can, smash it flat, then throw it as far down the street as we could, forming a target. We would then get on our bikes, ride as fast as we could towards the soda can, and try to hit the brakes just as the back wheel hit the can. This was fun because it resulted in amazingly long skid/fishtail action if you timed it right. I have no idea how I did not die or paralyze myself doing this.
Not to mention our Pro Wrestling phase.
OH MY GOD ITS A STEEL CHAIR!
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Kids invent terrible, injury-prone games.
We played “no holds barred” on high school and college trips.
A bunch of people sit in a big circle, like 30 feet in diameter. A bunch of other people sit a circle right behind them, so you all end up paired, front-to-back. A lone person stands in the middle of the circle and says something like “anyone wearing……RED” and then anyone in the inner circle who is wearing red jumps up and tries to tag the speaker in the middle.
It’s the job of the partners in the outer circle to grab on and do everything they can do keep the person in the inner circle from getting to the speaker. No holds barred.
This was co-ed. There were frequent injuries.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
We used to play joust on our bikes, using Wiffleball bats as lances.
But instead of using the bats in lance-style fashion, we’d just whack the ever-loving Christ out of each other on the way by.
Utterly amazing the debilitating stuff we’d do as kids. It’s a wonder I’m only partially brain-damaged.
Bucket ball
There is a bucket and a ball. 2 Teams full contact. Get the ball into the bucket.
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I think that same thing when I look at my nieces and nephews.
a finger tip in the tractor, 3 or 4 broken wrists/arms, one broken leg, lots of sprained ankles, one kicked in the stomach by a horse, one ATV handlebars through the thigh, one rear-ended while broken down on I-90 (same one who a week before birth was upended after the car flipped off an icy bridge and still took her time to arrive), snowboard to the back of the head … seems as though I am missing some.
Nope. I've been pretty lucky.
Only been in two car accidents, and was a passenger in both cases. One was a minor fender bender, and the other wasn’t too bad either. Brother tried to pull left into a street in front of an oncoming car. Luckily we got hit up near the engine. Ruined the car, but we were fine.
by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 9:42 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I've been in 2 fender benders.
Once was on my first day of having a drivers license, the other one I may or may not have been looking at a female passerby down on the Kirkland waterfront. Luckily neither time did I bend the fender enough to have to exchange insurance info from the other person.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
No...
I’ve been upside down under a motorcycle before though. Head first in the mud with my helmet filling up.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
That sounds quite unnerving.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Once, upside down in a ditch. Didn't realize I was upside down until I popped the seat belt.
It was a very confusing situation.
Especially confusing, as you weren't in a vehicle.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
I've never been upside-down, but I have been in several car accidents.
When I was young and cocky, I racked up my parents’ brand new 1994 Acura Integra GS-R in two separate rear-enders. Both were completely my fault, which stung since I thought I was the best driver in the world. The second one was the worst – it was about a half-mile from work, and my boss drove by and taunted me on his way home. I drove hard into a brand-new convertible and pushed it into a car driven by an older woman who seemed non-responsive when I ran up to check on her. That was not a lot of fun, and neither was becoming a pedestrian for three years after our insurance company realized that I was not exactly a smart risk.
Several years later a girl who had had her license for two weeks drove into the side of my car. I was so happy that it wasn’t my fault that I danced a little jig after getting out of the car.
Knock wood,
But I’ve never even been in a real accident. I had a guy merge into me a bit when I was 16, but it was minor. He had a big, lifted Ford F-350 and I was in my 1986 Prelude. He pulled out from a parking lot and got into the lane next to me and I don’t think he ever once saw me. He tried to get into my lane and burned up a bit of my bumper with his right front tire. I got his insurance info, went and had the insurance look at it and took the ~$850 check they gave me. Went to my dad’s body shop and had the rubber marks polished off and it was good as new. I used the money to buy an Xbox and pay my 6 month insurance premium. Worked out ok for me, I suppose
Here we go!
1. Still being in college at UW, I have been waiting for college football to start. In my fan lifetime, there has been nothing better than the upset against USC last year. I could watch the last four minutes of the game over and over.
2. There’s no such thing as a good back to school memory.
3. When I was in little league, we had just finished practice and I was walking towards the chain link fence to my dad. When I got there, instead of walking around, I decided to toss my baseball bat over the fence to my dad. As it was flying, it caught the top and fell back towards me, end over end, and smashed me in the head. I wasn’t out for too long but that thing hurt for a while.
4. Call me a homer, but Seattle in Fall is fantastic. Thursday night Thanksgiving dinner with family, followed by the parade downtown all bundled up and drinking hot chocolate, and then Husky football on Saturday with the Seahawks on Sunday. Sign me up.
Time for a short rant!
I was at work last year during that game and with 15 seconds remaining a woman comes walking into my store wearing a shit ton of husky football gear and when I motion towards her all excited like she says “oh are they playing today? I’m a big fan!” then goes back to looking around the store. THEY ARE ABOUT TO KICK THE GO AHEAD FIELD GOAL AGAINST THE NUMBER 3 TEAM IN THE NATION AND YOU ARE ASKING ME IF THEY ARE PLAYING TODAY??? WHAT THE FUCK YOU DON’T GET TO SAY YOUR A BIG FAN AND ASK THAT QUESTION IN THE SAME SENTENCE.
This almost infuriated me as much as the guy who came in on the Wednesday after the Sounders were eliminated by Houston last year (on Sunday morning) and asked how the Sounders had done in the playoffs then got upset when I told him that they had lost 3 days ago.
Whoever the hell linked that Brokencyde video the other day has opened my eyes to the worst fucking musical genre of all time.
Crunkcore. Seriously? Mixing crunk and screamo? Is this a joke?
Sadly, no, it is not.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 31, 2010 9:48 AM PDT reply actions
Brokencyde has got to be the dumbest attempt at a "meaningful" band name ever.
by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 9:51 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Love that show.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
The band's actual name is Dethklok though
by tootthekazoo on Aug 31, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Shut up Murderface.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
This is true, but I guess I was just talking about the show in general.
Most poignantly, Murderface comes to mind as a great, over-the-top name for anything.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
You too Pickles.
This is BRUTAL.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I'm 99% sure that Oreos contain some semblance of crack-cocaine.
I hadn’t had one in forever but they put 2 of them in Lunchables now I guess. I am this close to buying an entire pack now.
Lunchables?
Those still exist? And grownups eat them?
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 31, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Fuck yeah.
I don’t eat big meals. So they are perfect for me.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I think Lunchables have come a long way since their inception.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I can't see that picture here.
But according to Wikipedia Lunchables transformed in 2005 to be Healthier and I know they put water and apple sauce in some of their products now. But for my 10 am snack, it’s good to have a Lunchable and they were on sale for 99 cents.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, they used to be toxic waste and now they're just byproducts of industrial manufacturing
Improvements!
Yeah, and most people here eat hot dogs and corn-fed beef.
by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 10:04 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Wasn't trying to single you out.
Yeah, it’s kinda junky food. But it’s meat and cheese on a cracker. It’s a snack. You can get something like it at Starbucks with a hard-boiled egg for $5. I’m not sure I’ve even ever had a lunchable, but I don’t see how someone can make fun of someone for eating one. Maybe I’m reading the tone all wrong (Internet!) but it seems a little elitist (I hate how charged that word has become).
by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 10:08 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
It's more that they're marketed at six year olds
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I haven't seen any "marketing" other than what they do on the packaging I guess.
And they have “adult” like lunchables that are in a plastic, clear case with a water bottle and other junk. I don’t know exaclty, I buy the ones marketed to 6 year olds.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
True.
But if I can do a lot better than Dicks for a burger, but sometimes I just want a cheap greasy burger. And I could go on and debate whether or not you shouldn’t eat something just because it’s marketed to kids but really I’ve run past my limit for caring about this and it’s turning into a bigger deal than it’s all worth.
I <3 you guys. This is dumb. Hug it out.
by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Whatever. Their days are numbered.
by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 10:22 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
What could possibly be the same as a hot daog? It's one of a kind I imagine.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
They are truly awful.
Although it is amazing the flavor difference between corn-fed and grass-fed cows.
Hotdogs are delicious.
I don’t care to know what’s in them though.
Handi-Snacks! They don't contain cheese, contrary to popular belief.
It’s pasteurized process cheese food, because it can’t be legally called “cheese.” Made with no less than 51% real “optional cheese ingredients.”
God bless America!
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
I had one about a year ago when I was on a shoot.
Was starving and the only thing near by was a 7-11.
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't be hating on the man's lunch choices.
by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 9:59 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm just perplexed more than anything
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 31, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
My kid would eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner if given the opportunity
They have pizza ones, chicken nugget ones, and nacho ones! And you don’t have to cook any of those!
by tootthekazoo on Aug 31, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously though, Oreos are addictive.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I saw an episode of South Park recently where Cartman imagined someone taking two double stuffed Oreos and mashing them together for a quadruple stuffed Oreo and yes - I was intrigued.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I think that might be a skosh too much Oreo though
I am a classicist – I like the original Oreos. They just work.
Because the good part of the Oreo is the wafer, not the cream.
Double Stuff are even too much for me. But I looooooooove the originals.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Pfft. A friend of mine did that when he we were six or so.
Then he’d give me the non-frosted ends. He was a spoiled jackass at the time.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
I have been this way since freshman year of high school.
Oreos plus milk makes for an empty bag of oreos in an hour for me.
Oreos?
Those still exist? And grownups eat them?
KIDDING YOU GUYS
by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
I am a weird Oreo fan in that I think I like the cookie more than the filling.
Never liked the double stuf.
by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 10:23 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Does anyone enjoy the cakesters?
Honestly, I haven’t bought cookies in a long time really but I have tried cakesters a few times. They are alright I guess.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Peanut butter double stuffed are the best.
Peanut butter just makes everything better.
by seattle_since_81 on Aug 31, 2010 10:50 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Oreos are way down on my list of cookies.
by msb on Aug 31, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yup.
We grew up with Hydrox, so the Oreo seemed too sweet when I first had them. It was the only store-bought cookie we got when I was a kid, though, which made it a little exotic. Never going to beat homemade chocolate chips.
Maybe it is a sandwichy thing. Ice cream sandwiches rank pretty low on my ice cream treat list…
They need to
make the Strawberries and Cream Oreos again, and not in the cakester variety.
by marinerschas2 on Aug 31, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I love fall.
I love it. I want to hug it. I dream about it all summer long. The clothes, the produce (the soup!), rainy days, foliage color explosions. I love it all.
Yes.
This will be the third year. 6 kinds of stuffing, other Thanksgivingy dishes, just not on Thanksgiving.
I approve of this gathering.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Sounds pretty amazing.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Answers
- I don’t go to a big sports school, but my school is famous for squash (we’ve won 12 consecutive NCAA national championships and 224 consecutive matches). Last year I attended a match for the first time. It was really something trying to fit what seemed like 500 people behind one squash court.
- I have lots.
- I was a catcher in high school. In the the last game of my junior year season, I leaped to catch a throw, however the runner that was attempting to score trucked me right as I landed and I hyperextended my knee. I tore a ligament in my knee and thus was the end of my baseball playing career.
- I live in Princeton, New Jersey which is really quite scenic in the fall and winter.
I usually don't care about American vs. British English
But I must admit that fall annoys me a bit. What’s wrong with autumn?
I've liked the latter better, though it doesn't occur to me to use it.
British English question: is it still somewhat common to have “an” instead of “a” before words beginning in “h” because on a pronunciation level that really doesn’t make sense to copy off the French there. I saw it a couple of times in scholarly articles recently.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
This is probably the only British variation that doesn't routinely find its way into my writing.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
That's always confused me too, to be honest.
I usually go with ‘a’ but it’s not uncommon to see ‘an’. The only exception for me is the word ‘horrendous’, for some reason.
by Eyeball Kid on Aug 31, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
this makes a kind of sense to me.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
I mean, I get it verbally, because we have a tendency to drop our aitches
but it’s never made sense to me written.
by Eyeball Kid on Aug 31, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh I don't suppose we know what an hoop is. I suppose pater thought they were a bit common, except on the croquet lawn.
by ThomasG on Aug 31, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wouldn't use that site, but a lot of the things look like vacations my buddies and I take all the time.
Did I miss something?
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I hear that.
We call them “guys weekends” usually. Even if it’s not the weekend.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
We try to do this as much as possible. There's nothing like getting away with a few friends, especially when you're young and single.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Especially when you're not as young, and not as single.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I think its better getaway when you're young and married.
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Fair enough, I can't comment to the experience of being married.
I only have 1 friend who is married and he never leaves his wifes side.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I love my wife, but that's not healthy.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
He's very childlike, this friend and he treats her like his mommy.
I don’t really get it. He also smokes twice as much weed as anybody else I know.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
That's why he needs a mommy.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
She teaches autistic kids so she's kind of used to it, its what she likes to do. Take care of troubled kids.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
We'll see. I've never seen them get into a huge argument. It's amazing what she has put up with.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
And yes, this is my friend. But I have lots of friends that I can't imagine any woman ever putting up with. Probably my self included depending on how self-aware I really am.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I have friends like this too.
I’m amazed that women put up with them, but it doesn’t affect our friendship.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
People think a lack of arguments is healthy.
It is actually very unhealthy. If you do not voice your opinion when you dissent then resentment builds. No two people will agree on everything. It is impossible. The most important skills for any couple are arguing fairly and negotiating.
Yeah, you got to fight. I've just never seen them get to the point where they almost broke up, or he had to sleep somewhere else.
Compared to my ex where if fighting was healthy, we had the healthiest relationship of all time.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Its being able to have a serious conversation without it turning into pointing fingers
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Semantics of course.
People often define arguing as yelling. An argument by definition is nothing more than a voicing of a differing opinion.
The only time it turns into yelling is when I have my wife help me move furniture.
Just never goes well.
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Its mostly my fault
I can’t think that saying “You need to be stronger” is ever a good response.
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
This is clearly her fault for neglecting those dead lifts at the gym.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
My wife and I almost killed each other when we moved into the new house.
I don’t ever want to move again.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I smell a divorce at some point.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I wouldn't necessarily count on that.
One of my friends has been dating the same emotionally stunted hopelessly needy guy she originally hooked up out of loneliness/convenience for the past six years.
But hey, in the past year or so she seems to have been making an effort to have her own life and he’s no longer starting shit with her every time she hangs out with someone who has a Y chromosome, so bonus.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
The funny thing is I was thinking longer term.
Six years is no small amount of time, but sometimes these things wear thin slowly.
As Mersault's mother said, you can get used to anything.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Just not my sort of thing.
Also they actually used the phrase ‘get your sac back’ in the trailer.
by Eyeball Kid on Aug 31, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay, that makes it lame.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Then don't.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I don't have GREAT answers for any of these, but here goes:
-Best college sports memory: When I went to the Apple Cup at Husky Stadium and the Huskies won. Late 90’s sometime…
-What is your best back to school memory? I hated school with a passion. My best memory would probably be that first year after graduation when I woke up in September and realized I never had to go back if I didn’t want to.
-Worst “fall”? Probably an accident I had on my bike when I was about 13 or 14. I was doing about 45 down a hill, and I caught an edged section of grass between the street and sidewalk. I ended up going over the bars and sliding across three lanes of traffic, and ended up with a rock pushed through the palm of my hand and sticking out the back. That hurt.
-What is your favorite fall location? Same as my favorite location any time of year, Cannon Beach.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Hey pdb!
Thanks for the Rogue recommendation. I went the Rogue Public House in Newport this weekend and it was awesome. Their Hazelnut Brown Nectar is my new favorite beer of ever.
Did you try Old Crusty?
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Nah
Just the Hazelnut, The Captain Sig one, and chocolate stout. I was too full to keep going. I’ll be going to the one here in Portland on Thursday night though to keep trying.
Just get a sampler.
But you don’t graduate until you try Old Crusty.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I'm seriously thinking about leaving all of my clothes here
And filling my suitcase with bottles of it to bring back with me. It might get a tad heavy though…
My wife loved the Hazelnut as well.
I still haven’t tried Sig’s beer, might grab some to take on my CB trip at the end of September.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Sig's is pretty damn good too.
It’s really complex. Like there are at least 85 different complementing flavors in there. My dad loved that one.
Hmm.... I'll definitely have to give that a shot.
I actually think I saw it at Top Foods by my house, I might grab a bottle for this weekend.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Hmmm
1. The run of 12 straight Humanitarian Bowls I went to with my Dad. From the inaugural one in 1997 until 2008 we went every single time, often watching teams neither of us cared about, often in bad weather. It was a great bonding experience.
2. First day of college. That was exciting- it was like an entirely new burrito- new life, new state, new place. Turned out well.
3. I was spring skiing in 2000 and was on an ungroomed run as the snow was starting to melt. Those of you who ski know that spring skiing and ungroomed runs aren’t the best combination. I fell and broke my tibia right in half. That was fun.
4. Lebanon, Kansas. Fall is highway driving season and that’s the geographic center of the lower 48. I have yet to spend more than 10 minutes there in the fall, however. Alternatively, McCall Idaho. All the tourists are gone and the weather is nice and you can finally enjoy the lake and the mountains without having to do it with 30,000 other people
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
OHHHH!
I have a better fall. You know those grated bridges / stairs that look like giant cheese shredders? Well I was running full speed on one only to trip and fall completely ripping open both hands and knees. I still have the scares on my hands.
I was on the Ballard Bridge maybe 15 years ago and saw a motorcycle lose control and go down
on that grating then he slammed into the side of the bridge. I later learned he did not survive. Those bridges are a huge reason i will not ride a motorcycle in this town.
Yeah, those grates are NOT fun on a motorcycle.
Especially when they’re wet.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I fucked up an elbow on one of those during the windstorm a few years back.
Blood and pretty colours, but I don’t think anything broke.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
That is either the most perverse thing I have ever seen or among the most awesome
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
As if Tucson and the University of Arizona needed any more damning evidence against it..
by seattlesundevil on Aug 31, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I would be mildly offended if this was even the slightest bit untrue..
by seattlesundevil on Aug 31, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually have much love for ASU, so I do not want to give the wrong impression.
My experience visiting friends at USC was far less enjoyable.
Replies of a sort
1. [College sports memories] We’ll see when I accumulate at least one.
2. [Back to School memory] When I was entering Kindergarten, when I discovered some clever boy or girl had left an Easter egg in my Ghostbuster backpack around the time I left England, and that it had gone undiscovered for several months! That was a sulfurous day.
3. [Injury] Beyond a broken toe or two, I’ve never gotten injured a lot.
4. [Fall places] St. Edward’s Park on the eastside isn’t bad. Fall in New York isn’t bad either what with the park and all. I have not been, but on driving through in the summer, I imagine parts of Vermont are gorgeous.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Oh right that part.
I imagine you run into the same BS with the Hudson Valley then.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
What are some of these near-death experiences you speak of?
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh gee....
Struck by lightning; multiple instances of pneumonia and fevers in “how is he still alive” area before I was four; that one other time when I was twenty-two when I got so sick all I could do is crawl to the bathroom across the hall, puke, and pass out crawling back (this lasted a week); three instances of nearly drowning (once while taking swimming lessons, once in the jacuzzi at my mom’s wedding reception, once at a summer camp); biting the end off a mercury thermometer when I was six and somehow not getting poisoned; driving the I-70 at 100mph amidst semis with blinkers on with my right front wheel brace missing one screw and the other was completely stripped; driving from the Canadian border to the Bothell area in an hour and fifteen minutes in a friend’s car during a rainstorm that left me hydroplaning most of the way (this was definitely my fault); and being hit by a car in Kenmore and launched into an intersection, which I responded to by running over and jumping on the guy’s hood and screaming at him for about two minutes before dusting myself off and resuming my walk.
I suppose I could think of others given time but those were the main ones I think.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
I'm not sure you're safe to be around.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I always survive so I'd say I'm in good shape.
This does lead to me making unnecessary risks though.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Right, it's the same reason I keep getting electrocuted.
And why the AM radio always blared static when I walked past in my old workplace.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Well it sure isn't a force field.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I was terrified of other people being collateral for a long time.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
I think that's been illegal for about 150 years.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Aug 31, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
That was my fear.
Although I didn’t hear anything in there about any of his friends getting hurt.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Nope.
The people in the hydroplaning car were pretty terrified afterward though, but eventually they thought it was cool.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
I'm curious as to why you feel the need to go triple digits on the highway,
and in bad conditions. This almost sounds like a death wish.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I didn't know the wheel was fucked up at the time.
It was only by the time I reached Grand Junction that I was getting off to get some food and noticed that the wheel was pulling against the body every time I braked. I ran some tests in a parking lot and then drove it to a Sears tire center where I sat around for two or three hours before the head mechanic brought me the screw and told me that he had no idea how I survived other than someone must have been watching over me. I didn’t tell him how fast I was driving though.
The time I drove from Seattle to Bothell with a busted clutch, that was definitely me just putting myself in harm’s way out of impatience.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
We need to get you a limiter.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Best memory of attending a college sporting event - The last Gonzaga-UW basketball game (2006).
Started out with an alley-oop to Heytvelt and the place was deafening. Blew the Huskies out. It was great.
Too bad UW backed out of the yearly match-up because they were sick of losing. Oh wait…I mean “they wanted to an opponent with a higher national profile.” Right.
It mostly was about money and the fact that Few blew the whistle on them so they could land Gray.
There is some serious bad blood between those staffs.
Hmm, now that I'm thinking of it, I did have a nasty fall in high school. No broken bones though.
Playing flag football on bad astroturf, I was sprinting at full speed going for a deep pass, and tripped over some other kid’s outstretched leg. I skidded and rolled no less than 15 yards, and was wearing nothing but a pair of shorts.
I swear I had rug burn over 50% of my body when that was done. My skin felt like swiss cheese.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
I love the fall
Never been to a college sporting event
I don’t have a back to school memory, but today was supposed to be my son’s first day of 1st grade but the principal called at 7:30 last night and told us that he was un-enrolled due to some bullshit that I won’t bore anybody here with, so today was spent getting him enrolled into a different school so he gets to start tomorrow instead of today, meaning he gets to be the weird new kid tomorrow at a school full of kids he’s never seen before
I’ve had a lot of knee and ankle sprains. The knee ones were bad enough in my younger years that I am now convinced that my knees are made of wood. If I crouch down I need to grab something to pull myself up, which is awesome when you’re 25. Also, I broke my toe at footbaLL around last Christmas
As I said, I love the fall. It’s raining today and looks and feels (presumably, haven’t left the house yet) like fall today! Yippee!
Must make bowling a bitch.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I'm definitely a little beat by the end of the season
I also cracked/chipped the bone in my right elbow when I was in like 5th grade and that gives me trouble sometimes, not to mention the tennis elbow I’ve developed from bowling that flares up randomly and is near-crippling
by tootthekazoo on Aug 31, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I fought some elbow problems a few years ago, those really suck.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
The eblow shouldn't be much of an issue for bowling.
It should be all shoulder and forearm. I think if you tweaked your swing a bit the pain would go away
You still have to bend your elbow and put stress on it to bowl.
So tennis elbow or a bone chip could still mess you up.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
But you don't. Or shouldn't.
You should keep a straight arm. I shouldn’t say should. Because most bowlers have their own way of doing things. But proper form would be to keep it straight and just use the shoulder to bring the ball in the backswing, and let the weight of the ball do the work afterwards.
Yeah I just didn't think that would put much stress on the elbow.
I figured the stress was from trying to muscle the ball which a lot of people try to do.
I see a lot of bowlers that use their biceps to hurl the ball when they shouldn't
I think that would cause some stress to be put on the elbow.
I know exactly what you mean,
but I’ve seen him bowl and this really isn’t his issue. It’s just the pain of the initial “straightening” on the approach I believe.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
For whatever reason that first part of the approach didn't even cross my mind.
And after thinking about it, I would imagine the pendulum effect of the ball pulling your elbow would cause some pain anyway, so I take back my original post.
I would suggest he bowl left-handed. Or granny style.
It's just stiffness more than anything
And the tennis elbow I mention is in my forearm, near the elbow. Not an uncommon issue for a bowler, and not one I deal with too often anymore. When I first really started bowling heavily I was getting some pain because I was tweaking hand/wrist positions and it was putting a bunch of strain on the forearm
by tootthekazoo on Aug 31, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Tennis elbow is that shit in the forearm??
I get that sometimes and it hurts like holy hell. I always figured tennis elbow would be, well, on my elbow.
Why anyone wants Dusty Baker as a managerial candidate ever is a mystery to me.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
I have never liked saying that someone was a "great manager" I mean, it's so hard to quantify what makes a manager good.
But goodness gracious its easy to identify a bad manager.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
He's full of interesting thoughts today.
Why not consider trading Felix, to get players back like with Cliff Lee!
As much as trades like this make sense in a certain way,
A) You can’t trade away the face of the franchise when he’s not even in his prime yet.
B) Why the hell would you trade away one of the top pitchers in baseball when he’s under club control for several more years?
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I totally agree.
Maybe you get good stuff back, theres also a chance what you get turns out to be complete horse shit. In all reality, Felix is the type of player you would hope to get from this kind of franchise building trade. He really is the type of foundation you can build a stellar rotation and team from. And I’m pretty sure msb’s post was purely in jest.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Aug 31, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
No he raised the issue. He said he wasn't necessarily advocating it now, just that it might be something you did to rebuild.
Ah, that makes some sense.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Aug 31, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
But like "the other side" said,
he’s exactly the kind of player you would want in return. Lets not forget how young he is.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Best college sporting event attendance memories
Hmm I have quite a few in no order:
1. Being at the Cal game my freshman year when we blew out Cal (2001)
2. Being at the Notre Dame game even though we lost that year, simply because HOLY FUCK I WAS ON THE FIELD AT NOTRE DAME
3. Watching as we beat ucla at the coliseum that same year
4. The USC UW game in 2005 on my birthday with my dad (Reggie was awesome in this one)
5. The Fresno St Reggie Bush 500 yard game.
There’s some others in there but those are the ones that immediately stand out.
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It looks like milb.com changed the format of all their box scores.
Why would you do this at the end of a season?
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 12:45 PM PDT reply actions
Just to fuck with you.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
It just means they care enough to do this to you.
You always hurt the ones you love.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I commented on this earlier.
They’re now auto-updating with the line scores, which is cool and all but I find it aesthetically displeasing.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
It seems like the first change they've done to their website since I've followed minor league box scores.
But maybe that’s only ~5 years?
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Not entirely true.
They got Gameday for triple-A games a couple years back, minus radar readings and any useful information, double-A joined in last year, and others are probably on the way.
I think that some of the pitch/strikes info is fairly new too, but we aren’t often looking that far down in the box.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah. See, I rarely look at a box score during the game. I always check the next day.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
It looks like they worked out one of last night's bugs.
the series that was “2B: Wiswall (9, Searle), Martinez, M (21, Searle),” was being just copied and pasted from the visiting team’s batting line to the home teams one. I didn’t think it was something that would take them long to fix because it’s just a minor coding error, but it’s nice to see that they were on top of things.
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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't imagine what goes into a single nights work in the entirety of milb.com. So much information, so much to go wrong.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
It's just delegated to people in the pressbox.
Usually the guy who operates the balls/strikes information or what have you on the scoreboard (not the actual physical scoreboard operator) has a little computer up where he’s entering all these things. It’s also probably his responsibility to notify the league office about time of game, conditions, results, etc.
Unfortunately, I think the same guy is also in charge of reporting the team’s transactions which leads to some wide variance in what is published. Before Kim got promoted, Pulaski hadn’t reported a move in weeks when I know some players are on and off the DL, and Everett has also been particularly bad at making DL notices throughout the season.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I would regale you all with stories of injuries past, but JY stole my thunder for that one.
So here are some answers:
- My only college sports memory is being picked up as an emergency pitcher for my friend’s CC baseball team.
- I loved school so much while I was in it. Every year was another chance to get away from my family and have time to sit and read and learn things.
-I have more injuries, broken bones, and close to death experiences than any person here would want to hear, so I’ll just say I fell off my roof over the weekend putting up conduit for outdoor lighting. I said it was going to happen, and I remember laughing at myself as I was falling. I tore up my shoulder a little, but nothing serious.
As an example of the above – I jumped off a train trestle to avoid a freight train, Lost Boys style. Except I didn’t hang on or fly, so instead I landed with a bounce on the pavement below and broke every major bone in both legs and my right hip socket. At about 50 I’m just going to off myself so I don’t have to live through the aftereffects of my retarded decisions.
- Any time of year is good to be on the OR coast, but honestly I love being in a city in the fall. Pretty much any city but NYC. Everyone starts to bundle up and there’s no heat to make people irritable, and it’s generally more pleasant.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
No go ahead I suddenly need to feel like less of a freak.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Freak? It's not like I was up there pretending I was a vampire. I was taking a shortcut home and got caught by surprise.
But OK:
My Brat’s front driver wheel came off going about 85 on the way back from Timberline. It swerved it off the road, through the barrier and down a mountain in the middle of nowhere. Amazingly it missed a couple of trees, and ended up at the bottom on its roof. With a large cut on my head and a broken arm, I somehow got it rolled back onto its wheels and found that all I was missing was the back bumper and the exhaust system (and I guess the windows), and I drove it home once I found the way out of the farm I was in at that point.
I’ve been winged three times, first at the height of the gang wars when I was 8 in the bad part of NPortland, then out hiking when some drunk shit thought I was a deer, and the last when I got into a barfight in St Louis.
I got drunk at Honeyman State Park and decided to go find something, ended up passing out in the middle of nowhere. Woke up to find a cougar (no, Scruffy) about 5 feet away from me, circling. Luckily a guy riding a dirt bike somewhere close scared it off before it attacked.
I was rallying some old Subarus with friends and nicked a tree doing about 75, flipping my car a few times and hitting a tree with a cross body block. The Sube bent almost in half and it broke all of my ribs on my left side.
I bet a friend that I could jump a car coming on a rural road from ditch to ditch. The roof ended up hitting my rear tire and I flew about 50 ft into a rock, according to the police. I cracked my skull, broke my neck, both my collarbones and my right shoulder.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Aug 31, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wait,
how’d you drive home on three wheels in the first story? It’s obvious you love Subarus though.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I had a spare in my trunk. It was flat, but it worked.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Oh, so the wheel itself came off, not the hub.
I was confused.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Yeah, I have a feeling that was my fault. I've gone over that story with friends at the time, and they were pretty sure that I was the one that put the tires on it last.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
You sounds like a man that would carry extra lugnuts.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I'm pretty sure that I had half of a front drivetrain in those cars at all times.
With all the ones we were constantly building and taking apart and wrecking, between the four of us there was usually a whole other car in the back seats and trunks.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
70s Subarus were the greatest cars ever. My friends used to find them for like 75$ in junkyards and Frankencar them into things we could crash into shit and not worry about losing a car.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I had a friend who bought one of those old Subarus.
We beat on that thing for over a year before we finally killed it. I’d still love to find an old Brat to drive around.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I saw a Brat Turbo the other day and began genuflecting before it.
Old Subarus are all kinds of fantastic.
by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
They're amazing
A friend of mine would do the same and we’d drive them in a field until the motors blew up. We’d also occasionally have demo-derbies with them, which was always a good time
by tootthekazoo on Aug 31, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
See? I don't think I've been shot at multiple times and I've never ended up in a serious car wreck.
Just ones that were precariously close to serious.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I was shot at once (that I know of).
Stupid hunters or something firing off rifles up in the ORV park. All of a sudden trees start splintering around me, and I hear “crack, crack crack!”. Kinda freaky.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I live near Harlem!
So yes, there has been a time or two. It’s nowhere near as bad as it was in the 80s where you had east campus looking over Morningside Park and drug wars going down over on the other side.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I've never been struck by lightning.
That seems somehow worse than any of the things I can think of, and I’ve arc’d myself on a 300A commercial panel.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Coming from experience, it's more painful than double knee surgery!
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Dammit, you mean lightning.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
It's dramatic and has noticeable side effects but isn't as bad as one might think.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
There was a guy on The Weather Channel (I think. Or Discovery) that got struck like 7 times.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
There was a park ranger who got struck seven or more times and shot himself because he was sick of it.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
That seems extreme.
Why not just stay inside during storms?
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
He got struck on a clear day once.
There was a storm like 100 miles away or something.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like one of those rare candidates for internal combustion.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
It's how I plan on going out.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to be obsessed with the whole phenomenon.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
That's me after three dozen fire wings.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I thought that went without saying.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Then maybe he should just stay inside all the time.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
My grandmother was struck my lightning twice in her kitchen.
She was a tough lady, though – from what I’ve heard she just brushed herself off, waited for the smoke to clear, and got back to her cooking.
by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Literally, from the sound of things.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 1, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
She was a matriarch from the old school.
My grandfather died in the mid-1960s, leaving her with four kids ranging from 18 to 4 years old. Then she lost one daughter to leukemia, developed cancer, and lost the ability to sweat (which was a problem given that she worked at an un-air-conditioned laundry in a veteran’s hospital during South Dakota summers). She was struck by lightning twice in her kitchen, at least partially because she lived at the top of a tall hill, and she scrambled her way up that steep hill every day during the icy winters.
Despite all that, she fought on until the early 2000s and was tough, profane, hilarious, and completely wonderful throughout. Nothing fazed her. We miss her terribly.
by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
She was.
But to get off LLLJ—does anybody have any great stories about your grandparents?
by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I just realized half of my stories would not be nearly as good now, because of cell phones.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I have no idea what this is, or why it was posted.
But thank you for including a subject line.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Aww, shucks. Just doing the Lord's work.
by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 1:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
NETI POT GIF
I think I can only use it because I was avoiding imagining how silly it looks.
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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Try using one!
They actually work wonders if you get stuffed up frequently.
I said "I can use it"
I’ve been using mine for over a year now and it’s silly but effective.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Pronouns are nothing but grief.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure I buy the 105 gun reading,
but the boy is still bringing HEAT.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
The fangraphs article today states several readings ranging from 104-105 by different scouts I think.
Its just scary as hell to think about how long will his career last, even if he was a reliever. Dibble threw 105 right and his career lasted how long?
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
He's going to flame out spectacularly.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I broke a growth plate in my knee in kindergarten when someone pushed me down a short slide.
I could move my knee for a full day before it seized up and stopped moving. My mom didn’t believe it was busted. She still feels guilty.
Growth plates suck.
I broke the growth plate on top of my right foot. I would have rather broken a bone.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I LOVE LOVE LOVE fall.
Living in MT, the summers are way too hot, and the winters way too cold. Fall and Spring are amazing though, and all but a few hunting seasons are in fall, and I live for hunting.
Autumn colors are amazing as well. Aspens in September are gorgeous.
The last week has been 40-60 degrees and rainy compared to the ninety degrees and sunny it normally is all summer, and holy crap I’m excited.
Also, school started yesterday here, this is my first year out of school. What an interesting feeling. Anyone else in this situation?
Quick question
I’m already on the road from Portland with the fam heading to tonight’s game. My mom just asked me if they have corndogs at the field. I assume so, but do they?
by coolguyrob on Aug 31, 2010 1:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
At Safeco?
I think I’ve seen them. Don’t eat them myself though.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
...

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
by kevin_ess on Aug 31, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
That's a hell of a shot.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I want to see the aftermath
I can’t imagine she was able to keep talking. Probably concusses. Also, I love the delayed reaction from the co-anchor.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
Eh..
Soccer ball from that distance? Probably scared her more than anything. I’m sure she kept talking.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
That thing was travelling a lot more like a kick.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Kicked or not,
it would hurt a bit, but probably wouldn’t give you a concussion. Or at the most an extremely minor one. Unless you were a baby with that soft spot, then there might be an issue.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I just got a great (awful?) visual of a baby being nailed by such a kick.
I’m imagine a scene akin to several in The Expendables.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
I'm imagining it so vividly that I get distracted and forget how to type!
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
Bet you I can punt a baby farther than you can...
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Baby Ball sounds like a wonderful idea for a sci-fi script.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Especially if it's those dancing babies that were floating around for a while.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
They call them bouncing baby boys but they don't bounce, you know. Don't you find that out the hard way.
They bounce once, then they just sort of lay there
by pdb on Aug 31, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm a bad person for giggling uncontrollably at this.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
I'll go get the baby, you get the soccer ball.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I was All-State at Baby Skeet.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
His delayed reaction is my favorite part.
I want to know if it was a deliberate kick.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
That was my first thought.
Probably someone just trying to mess with them, and got lucky (or unlucky) and beaned her in the skull.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
She was back to work in short order...
Wearing a silly helmet given to her by the offending kicker

by tootthekazoo on Aug 31, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahahahhahahah Khalid Boulahrouz was the guy that kicked it!
Somehow, knowing that it was an ex-Chelsea player makes it even funnier.
@hoynsie Manny Ramirez, a US citizen, who speaks English better than you and me, met with reporters and spoke only Spanish with Joey Cora translating
YESSS this is starting off so well!
by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 1:43 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Bobby Valentine could do that.
But after watching the LLWS, I don’t want BV anywhere near my TV ever again.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Yeah, but it'd be awesome if they didn't share the language.
“Look media, just pretend I can speak Japanese, and you can attribute these quotes to Ichiro.”
I'll agree, as long as he could do it with a straight face.
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As is typically the case with Ramirez, something strange was in the air. Ramirez brought one of the White Sox coaches, Joey Cora, to the table to serve as an interpreter. Ramirez was born in New York City and has been in the majors since 1993, when he debuted with the Indians. ESPN’s Pedro Gomez asked Ramirez why Cora was needed. Ramirez spoke in Spanish to Cora, who said, "I feel more comfortable in my own language.’’
Just Manny making a scene because it's all about him as usual.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
If he's just being funny, great...
But this strikes me as his way of trying to be the center of attention in a new town.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I never said he was sane.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Yeah well
“Source on #Rockies’ chances of actually landing an IFer, be it #Mariners’ Lopez or anyone else: “Doubt it.” #MLB"
http://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/22646937544
by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 1:53 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Good god, I'm boring and responsible compared to the rest of you.
My favorite game attendances both involve storming the court/taking the field. I was at last year’s Civil War, when Oregon beat Oregon State with a late comeback to seal a Rose Bowl bid. That was one of the most euphoric moments of my life. The other court-storming was when Oregon won its first conference game against Stanford two years ago. We all rushed the court for the pure irony of it all.
Back to school has always felt good to me, but it’s not as if anything truly momentous has ever occurred to me on the first day.
There’s really only two maladies worth mentioning. One: When I was three or four, my sister hit me in the nose with a baseball bat and broke it. (My sister was 11 or 12 at the time.) Two: My appendix actually ruptured inside of my body when I was 12. I went two days after the doctor estimated it ruptured before I went to the hospital. The bile was encapsulated between the remnants of my appendix and one of my intestines, which miraculously kept me from getting gangrene. The doctor characterized it to my parents as “a putrid mess” within my body. I also found out I was allergic to morphine, because they hooked up the IV and I started getting red welts moving around my body. I was described by my parents as a human lava lamp.
I’ve never really vacationed during the fall, so I only have Central Oregon and Eugene to go off of. I really like Eugene’s fall weather, and the trees changing color on the University campus is really pretty.
I should have been dead, so my parents had more important things to worry about than recording that to humiliate me with later.
by thehemogoblin on Aug 31, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Balderdash. Imagine showing that video to girlfriends that visit the house. Laughs would be sure to follow!
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Oh, they wouldn't need that.
I’ve generated a lifetime of embarrassing stories that I will not share.
by thehemogoblin on Aug 31, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no shame.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Remember that time you pooped in the punch at your grandfather's birthday party?
That was hilarious!!
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
The worst illness issue I ever had (that I recall)
was when I was five and came down with an F.U.O (Fever of Unidentified Origin). I had a fever exceeding 105 for over a week and had to stay in isolation and an oxygen tent. After a while it went away, and they let me out of the hospital. They never figured out that caused the fever.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
"what" caused the fever.
Sheesh Thingray.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Did you make friends with a being from another planet? An Extra - Terrestrial, if you will?
by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 2:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
That was my Mom's theory.
My body had trouble getting acclimated to the Earth’s atmosphere, and after five years it finally came to a head.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Ive never really been sick besides a little flu. I can't imagine it's a good feeling.
Once in high school football practice I got hit and it felt like someone took a machete to my gut and sliced across. They took me to the hospital in an ambulance and never determined the cause. Hernia maybe.
My dad had malaria though.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably gas.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
My only hospitalization came when I was too young to remember it-- allergies causing the lungs to fill up
As a kid, the ER in my town knew me by sight.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
The ER knew me by name,
but I think that FUO episode was the only time I’ve spent the night in the hospital. Every other time has been in the ER, then released that I can remember.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Oh, fevers.
On Thanksgiving eve when I was 10, I stepped on some tiny foreign object in my basement (not sure what it was, still). Hurt soooo bad, just a little puncture wound the size of a pea near the ball of my foot.
The next morning (Thanksgiving!) I had a fever of 103, and my leg was swollen up to my hip. Mom took me to the ER and I was hospitalized for 5 days while they pumped me full of antibiotics and steroids. They called the CDC to alert them, because apparently infections aren’t supposed to spread that quickly, pretty much ever. It took about 2 months for me to walk normal again. I’m pretty sure I would’ve shuffled off this mortal coil if we had waited another day to take me to the ER.
I had hospital chicken nuggets for Thanksgiving dinner.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
You got to live to tell a pretty good Thanksgiving story at least.
I knew a guy in high school that got e-coli from Jack in the Box and they pumped him full of steroids too. He would later become the best football player in our high school. Some guys have all the luck!
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
That almost sounds like some sort of insect bite.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
The hospital considered that also, but couldn't figure out what kind of insect it could have been, based on the wound and my reaction.
If I checked my medical records, they might have figured out what kind of bacteria it was, but at 10, I wasn’t paying attention.
There’s also a chunk of something that has floated to the top of my foot (scar tissue, supposedly) but feels to me more like a piece of plastic or something.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
That is seriously bizarre.
In fact you are probably an alien.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Aug 31, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
"But I'm not an alien"

Good luck with that reference suckers.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeehaw!
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I only saw the MST3K movie once, unfortunately.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, okay good. You guys did get it.
I am proud of you guys.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
It takes a lot to pull one over on us.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
While you have conquered the reference I wasn't referring to, it is my own fault for using that screenshot. But it was the only one I could find.
The actual reference I meant was the “But I’m not an alien!” and ignoring the subtitles.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
You can fix that with tweezers, rubbing alcohol and an exacto knife.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for "done that".
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Hey, Lopez isn't batting fourth today.
Ichiro, Figgins, Guti, Branyan, Lopez, Kotchman, Saunders, Moore, Wilson
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Hmm, I like this lineup.
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
Now we know where our expectations are at.
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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
It's like they think the games matter!
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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Daren Brown should take them all out for pizza after tonight's game.
Regardless of the outcome.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
On this note.
What the fuck Tampa? Seattle started David fucking Pauley last night while 29 games UNDER .500. 20000 people went to see that shit. You are 31 goddamn games over .500 in an epic division race and all you can muster is 12000 fans? Is the Trop really that bad?
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Aug 31, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
End rant
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Aug 31, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Not sure how fair an excuse this is, but I have afriend who lives down there.
Take how hard the economy downturn has hurt Seattle and multiply it by 4 for Tampa. It is really bad down there.
In the grand scheme of lineups we've seen, this one might be the most tolerable/good.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Aug 31, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, signing Chone was a bad idea, because apparently Lopez needs to hit second to be any good.
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
Answers...
-Best college sports memory is kind of limited, but the 9/9/00 Miami game might have been the best. There were some pretty memorable players on those teams, damn.
-I’ve been pretty lucky to not be seriously injured in my life. A miracle really, I am hopelessly clumsy. I have sprained one ankle in the same way about 12 times in the past 3 years. Getting really annoying.
-Favorite fall places are anywhere I can hunt/shoot something.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
On the topic of illness, I just caught a cold. Cold's hit me like a mac truck, and then go away after a day or two, but I would rather not have those two days of agony.
I’ve found I can sometimes kick it before it takes hold if I realize I’m getting sick, but it’s not always effective.
I’ve been taking NyQyl and sleeping ten hours a night while chugging water, but some of my co-workers have recommended going to Jamba Juice or some other smoothie place and getting a cold buster or whatever they’re called. Seems sorta gimmicky to me, but maybe it’ll work. Anyone have any advice on how to beat a cold, or failing that any useful tips on how to weather it?
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
I am convinced my body is wired differently but I eat like crazy.
Pho of course is a favorite, but I just eat until I cannot anymore.
Pho works.
My method is to chug Vitamin Waters during the day, take a couple of Emergen-Cs at night, and get a bunch of Tom Yum at some Thai place, with shrimp when possible. Seems to help knock it out.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
No matter what, Pho makes its way into every OT. I really need to satisfy this craving.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Sadly, the one time I had Pho, it was terrible and also stained a shirt I liked. Now it's difficult getting over that first impression inertia.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
This is the problem my roommate has. I told him he shouldn't have broken his pho cherry in Boise, Idaho.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That is remarkably similar to my story, except it was in Pullman, WA.
I was a lot more reckless in trying new things back then, food wise.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Jesus, Mayor Glenn Johnson shouldn't allow anybody to serve Pho in Pullman.
There just aren’t going to be many good food options out there.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Go to Pho Show in Culver City
Not the best place, but probably one of the better ones around you.
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I was about to make this same comment.
I’ve never actually had it but I’ve really wanted to since reading about it repeatedly.
You! Cake or death?
I like using chips and hot spicy salsa.
Keeps everything nice and clear. Cold is still there, but at least the symptoms aren’t as much
I used to do beef Top Ramen with cayenne pepper.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I've taken a couple hot showers as a sort of poor man's replication of this. Feels good for an hour after, then oh yeah I have a cold.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Using supplements and the like can help, but it's more about replenshing things you lose fighting off the cold than killing the cold.
With that said, I recommend finding some sort of wellness multi to keep around during cold season and upping the dosage as need be. The echinacea and such can’t hurt, but the thing that’s really going to help are the increased levels of B, C and D vitamins. Soup is good because your body loses a lot of sodium when you’re sick, and of course pho is awesome. Emergen C is great because it’s like Vitamin Water without a ton of sugars.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 31, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone told me they can't find Emergen-C anywhere,
and were told it’s discontinued.
But millions in their early twenties/late teens will then have to resort to traditional hangover cures!
I mean, crap, that stuff was good when I was sick.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
I see that now, good news.
It must’ve just been sold out around here or something.
I have trouble finding it most places, except Fred Meyer.
Fred Meyer always has it.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
Chicken noodle soup and 7Up.
Staying hydrated is always my goal.
by thehemogoblin on Aug 31, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I gargle Listerene before going to bed when I feel a cold coming on.
It seems to help along with hot tea and emergen-c.
by seattle_since_81 on Aug 31, 2010 3:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
But Listerine isn't as flammable.
And that’s really crucial when the friction in your dry, scratchy throat can possibly start a fire.
by thehemogoblin on Aug 31, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do you like pain? There are other ways to live!
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Holy fucking shit I had forgotten how sadistic the path to the Great Palace in Zelda II is.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
It is worse than the worst Castlevania II jumping puzzles and I have played both this week.
Castlevania III, debatable.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Worse than Ninja Gaidan?
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Nothing is worse than Ninja Gaiden.
More people need to know this.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
On the plus side, Ninja Gaiden generates some the wackiest speed runs of any non-broken game.
Still a big fan of Super Mario World runs though, and I hear that in things like the original Mega Man it’s impossible to tell what’s actually happening.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Worse then Battletoad without using the warps?
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Battletoads was so badly programmed that with two players it was literally impossible to beat.
Ninja Gaiden was possible, just extremely unlikely because if you died on the last boss, you started from the beginning of the act, not the stage.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I personally feel Zelda II is worse than Ninja Gaiden in this regard.
The Ninja Gaiden stuff was baaaaaad, but the Zelda II bounceback deaths piss me off more than any other game, I think.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
Final Fantasy 1 for NES was a pretty tough fight to get to the end battle vs Chaos.
Also, the marsh cave, but we’ve already covered that in another thread.
Another bitch of an endgame was Metal Gear for NES. You had to use like 20 plastic explosives to get to the last battle with the metal gear, and you only get 5x your rank maximum. Well, you lose rank by killing prisoners, and hey I was a kid so shooting innocents was fun!.. anyway, I only had 15 plastic explosives and there were no more prisoners to free. Thankfully the game glitched somehow, and I bypassed the screen that you had to use the explosives on and went straight into the metal gear room. It was weird.
Marsh cave was a fucking pain in the ass.
I never beat the game until it came out on PSX but I think it was in large part because the battery save feature in the game had died and the NES was at my dad’s house, so I played it every other week and usually got to around Tiamat before everything went to hell.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
The end is a bitch. It's easier if you don't go treasure hunting, but what fun is that??
Kind of maze-ish. It’s just long and you can’t do much about taking damage which sucks out all of your heal spells and potions. It was just a major grind.
Nothing like the marsh cave though. That low level and fighting screens of giests that paralyze your whole party can cause sever damage to any nearby objects and controllers. (and siblings)
I never went to the upper levels for that reason.
It was always down and straight to the goal.
No other dungeon was nearly that bad.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I know but you get some pieces of silver armor
and a silver ring I believe if you get all the booty.
The only reason that dungeon was bad was all of the poison monsters and the stupid paralyze monsters. If you fight a screen of paralyzing things and they get to strike first, might as well reset the bitch.
Just grind it out on the Peninsula of Power
and you’ll be leveled enough that the rest of the game will be pretty easy.
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I'll note that I didn't find out about the Peninsula
until after I’d beaten FF1 about 10 times.
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I made a party of all black belts one time, and I had to grind out that spot
for days to be able to get through some of the tougher dungeons. But man, once I got them all to Fighter status, it was pure joy.
I imagine you save a lot on equipment
which goes right back into potions.
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Yes, needs 99 potions at all times.
But, I got to strike first a lot of the time because of their speed, and once I got to a certain point, it was 15 hits 3489398 damage one hit kills. It was way worth it.
Try it if you ever get bored. It was really really hard to get through the first half of the game.
I think I might be in agreement with you there after launching myself into a pit by stabbing a shielded enemy.
But I’ve beaten Zelda II without cheating. Can’t say the same for Ninja Gaiden.
here’s what I’m talking about.
Ninja Gaiden TAS
Imagine being six or seven and at the penultimate level without any help. Actually, this run doesn’t even give a proper scope of that, so whatever.
Mega Man TAS
If you think Bomb Man and Cut Man are fun, wait ’til you get to the Wily levels.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw the Ninja Gaidan TAS and immediately my mind defaulting to thinking this was a Bruce Timm animated short.
Now I’m sad.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Except they are almost all done on emulators
and heavily abuse the save game state function.
That's because they're Tool-Asssisted Speedruns.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Assist only has three Ss in it.
Melvin van Peebles was not using my keyboard.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
No I'm using Virtual Console on my Wii.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not free, but on games that are easier with a controller or have saving it works.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, the no-controller thing really makes using emulators awkward for someone not versed in PC gaming such as myself.
If there was some way I could get NES/SNES/N64 games to work on my CycloDS I would be ecstatic.
I don’t think Virtual Console was around when I last had my Wii set up. Still, the new Zelda game, amongst other stuff revealed at E3, means I’ll likely be using it again soon and I expect I’ll be retroing it up as well. I should probably buy some of those fancy new motion+ controllers too.
Alternatively, you could be totally awesome
and get one of these
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
That is pretty rad.
Wonder if they make a USB Power Glove..
I've changed my mind and decided on a SNES one instead
That’ll still work with NES roms, right? Review on Amazon said it worked fine with Mario 64 so I guess it’ll work with anything.
Yeah, the NES one just doesn't seem to have enough buttons.
You could get a PS3-like controller, which would have all the buttons you’d need.
You can buy PS2->USB adapters at any Radio Shack
Although I don’t think they have those in Euroland.
Its possible to get a PS3 controller to work on Windows but the drivers are crap, even the official Sony one for developers sucks.
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That's fine.
It’s the overall principle of “holy shit we can do this now!” that counts.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
"And now THIS THING with an erratic flight pattern is going to crashing into you mid-jump and knock you into a blood pit"
Here I was thinking “That last palace sure was easy now that I’m level 8 in everything.”
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH BITCHES
I only have one health bar and no spare lives but I fucking did it.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
You timed it just right too.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I did it fuckers.
For the record, Ninja Gaiden is definitively harder than Zelda II because once you get to the Great Palace, you can continue from it.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Commas are helpful.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Brock Huard?
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Look at your baby, now back to me, now back to your baby, now back to me.
Sadly, your baby isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the baby your baby could smell like. Anything is possible when your baby smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m doing a one-armed push-up.
by d0nkey on Aug 31, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 8 recs
So I just acquired my first smartphone (an Android)
Any suggestions for sweet apps?
by Fett42 on Aug 31, 2010 3:48 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Urbanspoon is pretty cool.
You shake it, and it will bring up a random resteraunt in the area. You can filter results by price, location, and type of food. So, if you want Thai in Wallingford, it will bring up the nearest result.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
I would tell you what the lady told me when I got mine a few days ago...
which is open source means whatever they want to charge you for, you can probably find for free.
Other than that, I eagerly await to hear what others say.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Get a task-manager that kills background processes.
It will save your battery
Amen on this one.
VERY important. I use Advanced Task Killer Free.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
The girl I bought my Droid from said I couldn't leave the place till she downloaded Advanced Task Killer for me, because people were always coming back with their phones complaining of the battery.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
They did the same for me.
In fact, they downloaded it on my phone before they even handed it over to me.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I bought Advanced Task Manager a long long time ago.
Works great for me. But there wasn’t a free one at the time.
No their battery was constantly dying due to the fact that they left on background data.
If you have a newer Android phone (with 2.2) you do not need a task manager.
Taken from another site:
unless you have a bad app like I assume reaver does, the only thing a task killer does is slow down the speed of relaunching applications.
They won’t use the cpu unless they’ve been set to look for updates at various time intervals (eg. facebook notifications), in which case you’d want it to stay on so that you can get those notifications.
So yeh, you are basically just wasting your time reloading applications (as well as the time lost by manually managing an already automated process)
If you have an older phone with weaker specs like the G1, Hero, myTouch or maybe the Aria then it could be useful for clearing up resources but the new superphones that are out, basically anything that’s the original moto droid or better, you will barely notice the difference.
Fascinating.
It does make sense though that they’d find a way of solving that eventually. Well, then I won’t be running Advanced Task Killer.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Droid 2.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Then yep no need. Restarting your phone once every 3 or 4 days would be better for it.
Plus you have a built in task manager if you must kill a single app. Settings→Applications→Running Services.
That's easy enough to figure out.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Not yet. The Galaxy S series is on pace for an update to 2.2 "sometime in September" but since a rom for it leaked a few hours ago I would imagine that it's right around the corner
Battery life will seem terrible at first considering the phone that you are coming from but once you realize that you are carrying around a computer in your pocket and you need to manage it accordingly it will get better.
Tips!
*Buy a second/ third battery For example these are only 10 dollars and they let you use your phone however you want and you get to ignore the next few tips
*Turn off 4G, since it’s coverage hasn’t expended into the state that you are in yet. Use WiFi when you can then turn it off as soon as you leave the coverage area.
*Live backgrounds are neat and don’t actually tax your battery all that much but until you figure out how to keep your battery under control I would avoid them. Once you do download this awesome son of a bitch
*Twitter/ESPN/Facebook/etc widgets constantly refresh looking for changes and are an easy way to use up battery. I know that HTC phones with Sense UI give you an option to change “scenes” meaning I have one for Sounders games where I have a Qwest field soccer background, my contacts on the screen that I text most during a Sounders games and widgets that tell me soccer scores. I am not sure if Touchwiz UI allows you to do this but if they do set up a battery saver “scene” that has no widgets, no live background, your most common tasks on your front page and a dark wallpaper that you switch to before you go out for the day.
*TURN OFF BACKGROUND DATA This is the single most important tip and I can not stress this enough. You lose the ability to get constantly updating updating widgets, push email and Google Chat but you gain the ability to go +12 hours on a single charge. To do this go into Settings→ Accounts and sync and turn off background data and Auto-Sync.
*Use common sense. If you think what you are doing is using a lot of battery life, it’s probably using twice as much as what you are guessing.
I don't know how you know so much but kickass
Side note, what’s the best way to get my laptop to use the internet from my Droid without paying a monthly fee?
I was required to get the data plan when I got my Droid from Verizon.
"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"
Because cellphones are the closest thing that I have to a profession
Use PDAnet to get phone as a modem (internet on your laptop). It’s free and they never bother you for using it unless you are torrenting or downloading massive amounts of info.
Downloaded!
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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, Handcent Sms
I find the default text messaging app to be crappy, and this one is awesome. It will pop-up and display texts when you are in other programs, and the default does not. Plus it has a lof of personalization settings which some people find nice.
Also, FreeCaddie if you are a golfer.
AK Notepad I find very handy.
Nesoid, and SNesoid are awesome. Cumbersome but I still found them worth the download if you have NES and/or SNES roms
Shop Savvy is stupid awesome. Almost forgot about that one. You scan barcodes when you are shopping and search websites for better deals. It has saved me a bit of cash when buying things like LCD TVs and other big ticket electronics.
I'm assuming Google Maps and Nav are standard.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
It is a Google phone.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
My Droid is a Motorola.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Not sure if they are standard. I have the G1.
But yes, google maps is a must download if it doesn’t already have it.
Nav on the other hand, is not as easy to come by. Google (last I remember) won’t allow their maps to be used for turn by turn navigation, so I’m not sure about how to go about that one.
I click on Google Maps,
choose my destination, then click “navigate”, and it takes me turn by turn, with voice and everything. Free app.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Oh they must have done something cool with the newer android OS
Since I’m on an old G1, I can’t get the newer updates. Without a lot of hacking, which I should have done already..
I actually don't know which model mine is.
I got it back in early April.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Yeah, the new updates make it basically foolproof. Kind of ridiculous.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
Oh well, the G2 is supposed to come out soon I hope.
Or maybe I will wait for a rumor I heard about a phone with a dual-core processor
I still hate the latest OS update though.
It moved everything on my menus, and changed the whole way that the phone works. I liked it better before, and I’ve had the new set-up for two weeks now.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I think it made my phone harder to use,
but that’s just my opinion.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I don't want the progress of the devices that I play 30+ bucks extra a month to use to be impeded by people who don't want to learn how to do something new.
by Robert on Sep 1, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well that is a bit insulting.
I don’t mind learning something new, and I’m all for upgrades. However, this upgrade makes it so I have to take extra steps to accomplish the same tasks I used to do with one touch of a button, so I’m not a fan.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Technicality.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I love the traffic advisory overlay feature on Google Maps.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
My current list of bitching apps
[TFLN]
Abduction
Album Art Grabber
Alchemy
Barcode Scanner
Chrome to Phone
Double Twist (mainly because it has huge potential and they are threatening to make it a pay app soon so this way you can get it for free)
Google Earth
Facebook
mint.com
Mileage
Robo Defense
Rock Player
Scorecenter
Shazam
Shop Savvy
Swype
The offical Twitter App
Wikipathia
MLB at Bat is the biggest most overpriced piece of shit ever
Uh - What the Fuck!?
Josh Wilson was just traded. I could live with every other move. But this one just befuzzles me.
PTBNL or cash probably.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Who will deliver our papers?
Who will be our shortstop?
by thehemogoblin on Aug 31, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT?!?!??
How does this make sense?
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Yep
Seahawks confirm Josh Wilson’s trade to Baltimore for conditional 2011 draft choice. ESPN’s Adam Schefter says it’s a 5th and can become 4th
Pretty stupid to do anything that may result in Kelly Jennings making the team.
by thehemogoblin on Aug 31, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
They obviously like some of the other corners on the roster.
Who is the guy that’s coming back from major knee surgery?
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Yep, that's him.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Walter Thurmond III.
I was at Autzen Stadium when he blew out his knee against Utah. The weird thing was, he got up and jogged off the field (never to be seen again).
by thehemogoblin on Aug 31, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
And now he's back, with the knee almost 100%.
And he has WAY more upside (hee hee) than Josh Wilson.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
He would have been a first- or second-round pick without that injury.
He picked it up when he was returning a kickoff anyway. It was a complete fluke.
(Actually, in retrospect, it was the Cal game where he blew his knee out; he ran a punt back for a touchdown against the Utes.)
by thehemogoblin on Aug 31, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly,
So this made someone theoretically expendable. I doubt Baltimore wanted Jennings, so out goes Wilson.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Except Thurmond will take over Jennings spot.
So we still need a nickel corner which Wilson is the best at.
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Can a knee really ever be 100% again after the lower part of your leg almost gets disconnected from your body?
Seems like an awful big risk to pencil him in as a starter and trade away better pieces thinking he will thrive, but I guess we don’t have much to lose. If Option B is Jennings….shudder
I don't know, but he certainly looked great in last week's game.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
This makes more sense.
We have plenty of other nickelbacks. I don’t see how he fits in Baltimore’s physical style though.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
It doesn't make any sense because he should be starting over Jennings
Plus we’re selling him at the worst possible time
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Why, do we need someone who isn't big enough to get on the rides to hold our purses?
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
You're assuming that Jennings will be the starter.
That might not be the case.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I think sometimes we get too attached to homegrowns.
And we always trade players at the worst possible time anyways.
by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Everybody likes their own brand.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I think underselling on a cheap fast ball hawking corner with the ability to tackle and blitz
Is a dumb indefensible move.
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not saying I love this move (I don't),
but I’m saying I can see some of the thinking behind it.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Hahahaha
Posting this I completely forgot there was a Mariner Josh Wilson.
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
STOP RUINING MY VACATIONS
YOU DEALT TAPP WHILE I WAS IN SAN DIEGO
John seems to be taking this well
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Aug 31, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
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It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I wish I liked football more merely so I could read John write stuff like this on a regular basis.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
If you were updating a driver for a "Base System Device" what key words would look for on the Lenovo driver page?
I have no idea what “Base System Device” would refer to.
Oh wait I thought this was a notebook recommendation.
Read up the subthead, fool.
From what I can tell, it seems like it's a smartcard reader.
But the research I did (a whole 30 seconds worth) says it really could be anything from that to the chipset drivers.
My search also led me down several paths. There's just no 1 answer so I have to download all the drivers until I get lucky.
I download the chipset drivers first always, but I’ll check the smartcard reader.
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I know on a couple editions of the T60 it referred to a driver extension for the chipset, and required one of the stupid Win updates at the bottom of the driver listing page.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
But if you're feeling randy, the System Update utility they offer works pretty well for such things.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I've been known to download that just to run some updates and then delete it when I'm done
It’s definitely a good choice for obscure driver updates for the systems. I don’t have any of the Lenovo stuff on my new W500 after I upgraded it to Win7 x64 but I may add them at some point. The Windows Update for Win7 works pretty well for it too, I’ve noticed
Watching the Cougs hang an OT loss on USC in 2002 was a good day.
Day before my birthday so it was kind of an event.
My best broken bone story doesn’t have anything to do with the injury, but telling the story. Had a gruesome broken forearm in 2006 on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico. A year later I’m in the Comet and these stories come up and I’m just sitting on mine waiting my turn. And I lay it out like a champ, embellishments and everything. When it’s all over I lean back in the booth, completely satisfied that I’ve blown all the competition out of the water. Then the girl sitting next to me takes her jacket off.
She’s wearing a tank top and has the most beautiful scar you’ve ever seen wrapped completely around her shoulder. Whilst driving up a mountain road a logging truck had taken a corner wide and run her over, ripping her arm completely off. She held it in her lap until they flew her to the hospital where they stitched it back on. I’ve never bothered with my broken arm story since.
by Kermit. on Aug 31, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
I don't know why I even bother reading anything you write, I just end up reccing it anyways.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Some of us have heard the broken arm story though.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Not like that one, it was an epic telling of the story
Had all the gory details, I worked the Louisiana accent of X-ray tech in there, the whole 9 yards. Polished that story for an entire year and the first time I lay it out it gets smoked.
It was sufficient to get the rest of the table to think you were cool though.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Man fuck that game
That’s another one I’ve tried hard to forget all over the years. If we win that game we play for the MNC that year.
[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]
Wasn't that the last loss for USC for the next three years or something?
Whichever, right about that time you guys had a hell of a run. So good it stole every bit of thunder from WSU, they had a pretty good two or three seasons right there.
BYU is moving to the WCC in all non-footbal (going independent on that front) sports.
Which suddenly bumps the WCC up a notch, at least as far as basketball goes.
Well, that and the defections by BSU and others.
I love how talking about college football this off-season has dealt so little with actual football. Even today, the biggest news: UGLY JERSEYS!
Weird. Nine Catholic schools and one Mormom school seems an odd match.
Especially since they snubbed Seattle U which is a Catholic school.
Given its size/athletic department, I have to believe it'll dominate at everything except men's basketball.
They will also dominate in basketball, just not the extent that Gonzaga does
by seattlebruin on Sep 1, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, the WCC is probably gets at least two teams into the NCAA's for a while
I hope St. Mary’s can keep up their ability to recruit Aussies. It’s a fun conference to watch.
I hope UP continues on it's upward path with Eric Reveno, because for the first time in a long time, there is hope for the basketball team.
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
Yes. Not great, not bad.
VERY uninspired service from a 17 year-old girl who very obviously was working against her will.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Trying to find someplace where I can get a smallish burger and a shake for the pops, and maybe something not fried for me.
the best deal is the miniburger/shake at Kidd Valley, but I am running out of things on the menu I can eat.
That would be a decent place. Or Dad Watsons, my old restaurant.
Service isn’t the best (the owners value smaller labor costs over multiple servers, then get mad at us when we get bad secret shops), but the food is good.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Happy hour = $4.00 Cheeseburger, $2.00 Fries or tots, if need be.
3-6pm, 10-close.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
The cheese burger (happy hour) is the same size as all regular priced burgers, which is to say proficient at the least.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Steve Baron, All-Star.
Anthony Fernandez and Kevin Mailloux named. The other Kevin should be there. This is an outrage.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Now now, I didn't even suit up this year, bro.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Player of the Year, easily.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
That's Kotchman.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Aug 31, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, no... I would be the Glenn Danzig of the Diamond.
Come to think of it, I wish Kotchman were this as well.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Went to the Rangers/Royals game tonight...
Fucktastic. Cliff Lee got knocked around pretty good, Betancourt hit a cheap home run and Scrappy Doo won the game on a steal and a wild pitch. I actually kind of liked Scrappy Doo back when he did shit like that for the team I was rooting for. Fuckers.
huge pimp

Brett Anderson is the Truth. Brett Anderson is divine presence. Brett Anderson is eternal life. Brett Anderson is within you. Brett Anderson is here. Brett Anderson is Now.
by Frederick0220 on Sep 3, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Why the wisdom of crowds can be utterly ridiculous, vol. 23404876
Douches on yelp? Naw.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Wasn't it established recently that Yelp was asking for money to give good reviews and was bombing restaurants with bad ones if they didn't comply?
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
My complaint here is not about Yelp
it’s about self-entitled people who feel their night was ruined by them not noticing that a restaurant was not yet open until they got there, and then having the balls to give the not-yet-open restaurant a bad review.
The culture of self-entitlement in this country is staggeringly irritating.
It doesn't really surprise me.
I’ve seen other reviews on other places about the place not being open when they got there and therefore 1 star.
Amazon is filled with reviews of people who gave it 1 star merely because it was damaged/broken in transit.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I had a guy at the alley the other night bust the shit out of a lane.
I came down to guilt him a bit for it and tell him that it was going to take a half hour to fix, but that I’d move him to another lane. He balked at the price of bowling at the end (but his three friends were totally cool with it), then signed the receipt “You Suck.”
I have to laugh after these things as a defense mechanism. If I got actually angry about people like that, I’d be mad all day.
Charter Member: Dave Sims Sweet Hat Club // Batting .400 in 30 AB for Rocky Diablos, PSSBL.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Sep 1, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to sign credit card slips "Dick Butkus".
But that’s because I am four.
by royalcurve on Sep 1, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
What did he do to the lane?
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
He basically threw the ball at the wrong time and the sweep was in the way.
One side of the sweep got knocked behind and twisted around the deck. We weren’t able to fix it.
Charter Member: Dave Sims Sweet Hat Club // Batting .400 in 30 AB for Rocky Diablos, PSSBL.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Sep 2, 2010 2:57 AM PDT up reply actions
This is nifty.
I downloaded chrome just to see what you were talking about and I’m glad I did.
You! Cake or death?
I think it's finally reached a point where my hatred for Apple and everything that they stand has over taken my love for new and shiny gadgets.
Maybe its because I’m pretty sure that I know everything that’s going to get announced today but I do not care in the least about the Apple Event today.
Its only going to be a new Apple tv
Canon released its prototype 4K video camera today.
by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 1, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Thats not what makes it exciting.
The fact it will get actual content from TV networks is what makes it exciting.
by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 1, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
And the rumors don't seem to be living up to the hype again.
by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 1, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
But it does give me a wifi device that can stream netflix watch instantly and connect to my computer torrents for $99
by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 1, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
No its fine.
But I need another one for downstairs since my wife uses netflix more and I want to play my xbox.
by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 1, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
My Imac is busted again. Now I turn it on and it just shuts down while booting.
$2000+ computers shouldn’t be doing this after 3-4 years.
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I could stand it maybe if the icing on the cake wasn't that they made it near impossible to fix on your own. You have to take it to Apple. And even if I had bought Apple Care, it would have run out by now.
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions
About a month ago I managed to re-install the Leopard OS on my original hard drive and that had it working up until last weekend.
Really, it was as good as new.
Then it froze again and I started seeing the exact same issues. I bought an external drive in hopes of running the OS off of that. I booted to the install disk and ran a permissions repair and then a disk repair on the original hard drive and after a reboot, I had it working for about an hour and backed up what files I had on the external.
It froze after those 8 hours again and I rebooted to the install CD and tried installing the OS to the external. It was running fine but when I came back the computer was off. Ever since then, I boot up and after 60-90 seconds, it shuts down on its own. If I put the CD in, it just makes a godawful noise and nothing happens.
I really can’t get it to do anything else at that point. Google search tells me “Disk Warrior” but I dont have any money to expirement with that.
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't understand
I’ve been told by so many that Apple products never ever ever break under any circumstances.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think I got it too close to a PC and must have rubbed off.
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
There's really no other explanation.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Answers
College Sporting Event: No one game stands out, but I had student season tickets to Husky Football for a year or two and heartily enjoyed watching Napoleon Kaufman, Rashaan Shehee, and Corey Dillon run all over opposing defenses.
Best Back to School Memory: I always hated going back to school and losing the freedom of summer vacation.
Worst Fall/Worst Injury: The most painful came after my parents gave me a digital speedometer for my Huffy and I became dedicated to hitting the highest number that I could. I think I managed to hit 25 or so – big numbers for an eight-year-old on a Huffy – when I got excited and then immediately wiped out. I didn’t break anything, but the bruises and sprains gave me a needed bit of perspective on the downsides of playing dare-devil.
Probably the worst fall came when I was scrambling in the Cascades with some friends near Snow Lake and Granite Mountain. We were coming down the mountain and my feet went out from under me. I caught myself with my hands, but in so doing my right wrist came down on a sharp, knife-like rock. The rock cut deeply up my wrist for a few inches up my arm – it looked like (and the scar still looks like) a suicide attempt. Happily we had first-aid kits around so we were able to get it bandaged and apply direct pressure but we still had to come down off the mountain and return to civilization while it bled like a bastard.
Favorite fall location: The Blue Ridge Parkway.
Sounds like your slip on the mountain was a cry for help.
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Which is odd, since I then slashed my other wrist and my jugular while cooking dinner the next night.
Then I immediately fell on a bottle of sleeping pills and inadvertently took them all. But definitely not a cry for help.
by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yesterday, I saw the following fly around all day
- 787 Dreamliner
- F-35 Lightning II
- F-22s doing high performance takeoffs
- F-16s (lots and lots of them)
- Global Hawk
- T-38s
then today, watched half a squadron of F-18s and F-16s fly low level over Torrey Pines GC on their way out to sea.
Yay nerdiness!
by seattlebruin on Sep 1, 2010 11:37 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That's awesome.
My step dad was a Lt. Captain in the Air Force and flew t38 Talons (basically migs) to train pilots, so I had an early on affinity for aircraft. I used to love when the air show would come to Yakima so I could see the A10s and harriers do their thing. Amazing what those larger planes are able to do in very little airspace. Sadly, it’s a rarity in Seattle.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
That is about the only reason I envy where you live.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I hardly live at Edwards Air Force Base
by seattlebruin on Sep 1, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Then I envy where you work.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I know jack squat about them aeroplanes, but I'm sure some of you would be interested in what my old boss is doing.
Making a documentary about those flying ships. He’s interviewed some really important figures in the business and flown around in some crazy stuff too. I really want to name drop right now but all I can think of is Harrison Ford and Tom Hanks because they love to fly and he met with them. But also guys who really made the industry what it is today. I’ll have to think about it.
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Fantastic.
One of the great things about having a young daughter is that she doesn’t know yet that girls aren’t supposed to be interested in cool things like fighter planes. We have a membership to the Museum of Flight and she loves to walk around and talk to the airplanes.
Any day in which I get to see a Yak-9, a P-51, a SR-71, a Spad, a Harrier, and the gorgeous B-47 is a good day.
by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
What exactly does she talk to the airplanes about?
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
She has fairly in-depth conversations with one airplane in particular.
It’s a Caproni, which is arguably one of the first fighter aircraft in the world. She loves talking to the airplane about her friends, things she’s doing in school, etc. She asks it about life in the museum, and that kind of thing. I do a voice for Caproni which I mean to sound Italian but which invariably sounds really Transylvanian.
by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
If I was a billionaire, I'd buy those airplanes and fly them around just to one-up you in this comment thread.
But as it is, I’m envious. I was fortunate enough to watch all the Blue Angels practices last month from the 19th floor of the Columbia Tower, though, if that counts for anything.
by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You'd have to have many, many billions to do that
since an F-22 alone costs like $400M and the US DoD won’t sell them to anyone much less private citizens =)
by seattlebruin on Sep 1, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'd probably have to concentrate on the older stuff - I've heard that the armed forces cripple the warplanes that they obsolete and sell so that they can't fly.
I’d love to buy and fly a Sukhoi Su-27 Flanker like these guys did, though. I suppose I should concentrate on making the billions first, though.
by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
The Americans will sell you surplus, but it will cost an arm and a leg and you have to convince them to sell it first
for example, they’ve seemed perfectly happy to sell F-5s, but no one has touched an F-14
by seattlebruin on Sep 1, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder why that is.
In my opinion the F-15 is the superior airplane.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Because the F-5 was designed for export and in general, the Americans do not export front line air superiority fighthers
by seattlebruin on Sep 1, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
So essentially the F-15 is a "NATO" type fighter,
whereas the F-14 was not? Because I’m pretty sure the F-15 is a front line air superiority fighter as well.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
The US did lots of weird things in the late 1970's
by seattlebruin on Sep 1, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Bell bottoms.
That is all.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Here's an interesting thread regarding private purchase of older warplanes.
Here are some classifieds for turbine and prop-powered former warplanes. Only $2M for this F8F Bearcat!

Damn I wish I was rich.
And knew how to fly.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
THAT THING IS SO COOL
I actually saw an SU-27 or SU-35 landing at Miramar a few week back, it was really neat
by seattlebruin on Sep 1, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That's freakin' awesome.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Couple years ago I saw a pair of F4U Corsairs flying.
Hot damn those things are loud and awesome.
When they do the Arlington Fly-Ins and stuff like that I can see all the old planes flying up the valley from my deck.
Total unexpected bonus from the new house.
"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"
Yes, they are.
There’s something about the sound that a WWII fighter puts out that is completely unmatched by today’s propeller planes – those engines were amazing, right at the peak of piston-powered technology in many ways, and as different in character from today’s Cessnas as a 1950s Le Mans Jaguar is from today’s Toyota Corollas.
Old radial engines, merlins....
Those were awesome. Hydroplanes used to sound cool too.
"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"
They used to use surplus warplane engines out of WWII fighters for the early hydroplanes
P-51’s were really popular (Merlins?) Anyway, there was a spate of salvage business in the ’90’s when air racers were scrounging for engine blocks. The story I got was early hydro racers could get the surplus engines so cheap, if they blew one up they would just drop it off the dock and put in a new one.
That's why I mentioned the hydros.
And I have heard that story too, about dropping the blown engines off the dock. My step-dad’s brother was also deeply into the hydros in the old days.
Too bad some company couldn’t start making those engines again. You’d think with air racing, vintage hydros and the like, there would be at least a little demand for such a thing.
"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"
I'd love to see a brand new take on a high-horsepower prop engine.
Recreating a Merlin would be interesting, but applying new technology to the same idea could be amazing – as long as it was pushed with the same sort of urgency and budget that was thrown at the Merlin back in the 1940s.
There’s probably a negligible market for such a thing, which prevents us from having that urgency and budget, but I’d love to see the results.
Sounds like something you'd need some rich person to decide to do on a whim.
"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"
I think the Rare Bear racing team sold shares to keep flying
They had to shut down for a year or so until they could do some overhaul work. Link to their website
When I was a kid looking at jet specifications, I was always disappointed by how "slow" T-38s were.
They looked like they should be the fastest thing in the sky, but had a measly top speed of mach 1.3.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 1, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It makes them a good basic trainer for that reason.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
T-38s are absolutely gorgeous.
The T-38 and the F-104 Starliner are two of my favorite fighter-type jet aircraft, based solely on their looks.
by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry Chris, but the F-104 is a hideous airplane
by seattlebruin on Sep 1, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
A-10 all the way.
WARTHOG!
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Not as pretty.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I used to have a die-cast model of this!
I thought it was the strangest looking thing I’d ever seen.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 1, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting. Even beautiful in a brutally efficient sort of way.
But not as delicate or refined as the F-104.
I'm not sure I'd call the F-104 delicate.
It looks like a rocket with stubby wings and a tail attached. I like it a lot, but it’s rather harsh in my opinion.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 1, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
The F-23 is the prettiest plane ever proposed to the Air Force and I hate them for rejecting it after it outperformed the YF-22
which admittedly looked a lot dumber as a prototype than the production models
The F-104 is called the "Starliner"?
I thought it would have a better name than that.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Starfighter is what I'm finding.
And I have to agree with Chris, I think the F-104 is beautiful.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
To expand:
My dad was in the navy, and we lived really close to Naval Air Station Alameda. Really, we lived pretty much right under the approach for landing, so we got to see all sorts of cool planes fly over all day. A-6s, F-14s, F-18s, P-3s, E-2Cs, etc.
I’m sure my parents were miserable with all the noise, but as a seven year old, it was awesome.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 1, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Favorite airplanes, go go go!
1. Grumman F-14 Tomcat. This was the first jet I loved growing up, and it will always be my favorite.
2. Rockwell B-1 Lancer. Supersonic bomber? HELL yes.
3. General Dynamics F-111 Aardvark
4. NAA P-51 Mustang
5. McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom
6. SAAB JAS 39 Gripen. This plane is just sleek as hell.
7. Lockheed P-51 Lightning
8. McDonnell Douglas F/A-18 Hornet
9. North American XB-70 Valkyrie.
10. McDonnell Douglas F-15 Eagle
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 1, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
The XB-70 is one of the most interesting planes of all time.
A bomber capable of mach 3+ while carrying a nuclear ordinance. That’s insane.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 1, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats tough
1. Starship Enterprise
2. Hovercrafts
3. Stealth. Preferably with Jessica Biel
4. The Winnebago from Spaceballs
5. Rocketeer.
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd rank the Enterprises thusly:
NCC-1701 – post-refit
NCC-1701 – pre-refit
NCC-1701-A
NCC-1701-E
NCC-1701-C
NCC-1701-B
NX-01
NCC-1701-D
My God, I’m a geek.
by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
NCC-1701-D is the worst? But that's Picards first!
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
The NCC-1701-D is gross.
It’s too rounded and out of proportion, it’s styled like too much of a luxury yacht, and it dies an ignominious death in a bad movie. Plus, it’s so obviously poor CGI – the others look much more realistic.
CGI?
That’s one thing that TNG really avoided with their ships. They used a 6 foot, a 4 foot, and a 2 foot model.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 1, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I find that really surprising - I could swear that I can see the pixels in the Enterprise-D.
I almost always find myself taken right out of my belief-suspension by how fake the ship looks.
Could be that all of the special effects were done on videotape.
Extremely low resolution. This is why the DVDs don’t crisp up much.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 1, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That's some serious hate for the Enterprise D.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 1, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're fairly far up the totem pole, though.
Even further up the ladder than I, surprisingly.
Geek Chart
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I do like your list, though.
I’d rank the post-refit and Enterprise-A at the top of the list as well. What a beautifully designed ship.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 1, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
These are all great airplanes.
So great, in fact, that my list overlaps quite a bit. So, concentrating solely on aircraft not mentioned by you or the T-38 or F-104 I mentioned above, here’s what I have, in no particular order:
1. Martin B-26 Marauder
2. de Havilland Mosquito
3. Bell P-63 Kingcobra
4. Boeing B-47 Stratojet
5. Messerschmitt Me-262
6. Republic A-10 Thunderbird II
7. Lockheed P-38 Lightning
8. North American F-86 Sabre
9. Sukhoi Su-27 Flanker
10. Vought F4U Corsair
#2 kicks ass, it's way up there on the cool chart
Wood plane, amazing.
1. YF-23
2. F-14
3. SU-27
4. B-1B
5. F-22
6. P-38
7. B-17
8. F-101
9. F-86
10. Focke Wulfe 190
by seattlebruin on Sep 1, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Focke you.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
YES!
Though, after playing through ME2 a number of times, the Normandy II is a lot more bad ass looking than the first.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 1, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Answers!
1. Chance Vought F4U Corsair
2. Grumman F-14 Tomcat
3. North American P-51 Mustang
4. McDonnell Douglas F/A-18 Hornet
5. Lockheed P-38 Lightning
The P-38 is awesome.
My step-dad’s brother flew them in WWII, and he used to tell stories about coming back from training runs with cactus needles stuckin the bottom of the plane because they’d use big cactus as “pylons” when they’d “race” back to base.
Amazing the things they used to let military pilots get away with.
"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"
Tee hee
craig (pittsburgh): Of the three teams that traded Cliff Lee, who got the best return for his services?
Jim Callis: Smoak has struggled, but I still think the Mariners will have done the best in the long run.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
He's from Pittsburgh, so I'm guess he's originally an Indians fan
hence the Cliff Lee question.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Based on type A status and the 2011 draft Class, the Rangers will do better than the Indians and Phillies.
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
That assumes he'll sign with a team that has an unprotected pick.
Which he probably will, but it’s still a variable.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Yankees sign Carl Crawford and Cliff Lee, who gets their 1st rounder?
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
The Rays are doing fine.
Give it to Baltimore, or Pittsburgh or us. Someone shitty.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Selig: "Dear Tampa, as compensation for losing Crawford, we're giving the Yankees' top pick to a team that'll probably squander it on a low-ceiling college pitcher."
Considering also that those teams are going to shell out large 7 figure bonuses, it would be a wonder if they signed that pick at all.
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, I didn't know you were referring to any specific player. Just in general, the Hobgoods of the world.
Though Hobgood may have been a low-ceiling high schooler, I an’t remember.
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Bullington was a first overall pick?
Of the Pirates for that matter… which means that this doesn’t make much sense.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Texas, I think.
I’m still holding out a tiny hope that we overhaul the roster and Clifton comes back to us.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
When you feel emotions like this, do you keep them to yourself or do you ever discuss them with Dave Cameron?
I feel like I would think a lot of things I would never tell him.
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it's okay to share this bit.
But when Dave was at the Futures Game, he sent me an e-mail.
Peguero and Liddi -
Both still suck.
Dave
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to have a great time seeing Dave's reaction tomorrow at Cheney
when I tell him that Steve Baron made the NWL All-Star Team.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw where he mentioned that he himself was a better hitter than Steve Baron.
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Some of those responses from the chat were amusing.
2:20
[Comment From will]
i know halman Ks a ton but he hit HRs do we give him a chance over saunders or keep him in AAA?
2:20 Greg Halman sucks.
I don’t think a lot of people realize that there’s much Dave and I agree on regarding the system, it just comes off in different packaging.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a retarded way to form the question and clearly lacked some information.
But I disagree that Halman doesn’t have a chance to be useful as a 4th outfielder because of defense.
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It depends on what you want from your fourth outfielder: dingers, or OBP?
Because Halman lacks the latter, and it’s looking increasingly like the increase in walks this year was just temporary conditioning that wore off.
What we need is a chip in his brain the shocks him every time he swings at a stupid pitch.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Last Friday I saw Halman misplay a pop up horribly
I know it’s the epitome of SSS, but I immediately thought “this guy plays good D? Seriously? Since when?”
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
Misplays of popups are rarely indicative of bad defensive play
misplays happen. Particularly egregious errors, terrible routes and lack of range are much more worrisome
Does this explain the Angel's centerfielder the last few days?
"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"
I'm on the fence on this one.
I don’t know if you call it a misplay or what. He sauntered up on the ball for about 5 seconds, then realized it was too far in, sprinted, then dove and flailed like 3 feet in front of the ball. It was pretty bad.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
High sky, lost it in the sun/lights...
Who knows. Sounds like he simply misread theball to me.
"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"
I don't know him personally,
but I have no strong feelings either way.
"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"
And are you sure he sauntered? Could it have been a docey-doe?
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
It was certainly not a docey-doe, but sauntered isn't correct either.
It was more of a knock-kneed mosey.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
Good tools, and better range than Ezequiel Carrera had.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Ismael Castro! Jamal Strong! Troy Cate!
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like Cameron is trying to figure out a percentage less than 0 for the odds that Cliff Lee comes back.
Or that Greg Halman has a major league hit ever.
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Some vague support.
As of the 22nd of August, Lee had an 89.835 score and Crawford was 84.054
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Does the player with the best Elias ranking net a draft pick for his former team?
This seems like it’d be more convoluted, like involving intra-division signings.
It's not convoluted it's just stupid.
Anyway, if a team signs multiple A rank free agents, they’d take the scores of each and the player with the highest score will net the higher draft pick.
I don’t know what they do when the players have identical scores. Probably go based off of season records or cast bones or something.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I always lose track with all the beer threads
but Three Philosophers is supposed to be a good beer right? This place my boss took us to for lunch on Monday had Three Philosophers and Allagash White on their list and those were two of the beers I recognized from threads here.
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I enjoyed Three Philosophers but it didn't quite live up to my sky-high expectations.
The cherry overtones are really nice at first but get a little bit cloying by the end of the bottle. But don’t get me wrong, it’s still tasty and well worth trying – much better than Allagash White if you go from what SB has been saying.
by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Allagash White is one of those beers that can just go away
by seattlebruin on Sep 1, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Based on your feedback, I'm not even tempted to try it.
by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
It is like Allagash decided to play a mean joke on the world and accidentally stumbled into their most popular beer
and one of the only ones that sucks
by seattlebruin on Sep 1, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You never cease being angry at that beer. To the extent that it's seriously all I know about it.
Allagash White = sb hates it
I just got an e-mail from a co-worker that says "OK THX"
Should I go kick him in the throat? How about another pet-peeves sub-thread
I hate it when people use chat speak when the actual word is only three letters longer.
Could you be any more lazy?
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
I used to use Y and N almost exclusively as responses to text messages.
I hated texting on a phone without a keyboard and I told my friends not to text me, so I figured they deserved a curt response.
by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
At least this makes sense though.
The guy is one door down and on a computer.
Last week I got another e-mail that had “OMG THIS THING IS A POS” in the subject. I didn’t even read it.
I was at a talk at Elliott Bay Books once where Timothy Egan said people should use "pls" in e-mails,
because “please” can often come across as sarcastic.
I still use chatspeak depending on the person that I am talking to
Sometime I don’t want to come across as uptight.
Yes, and my boss sends lots of e-mails that end with LOL
by seattlebruin on Sep 1, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I worked an IT job in college
where they promoted our office admin to MIS Manager or whatever (a job she was not qualified for).
She once sent us an email that said something like “CLR Monitors” and when we called her to clarify what she meant, she said CLR, you know color".
Not really chatspeak, but still amazing.
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This is the Mariners' best PR slogan
Anything can happen, from 1984.
I love the “Hey, you never know… we might win some games” vibe. Also, the 1984 team picture, with a view of the Space Needle, is pretty cool. I’d love to have one of the trainers’ short-sleeve yellow v-necks.
I absolutely love St. Elsewhere, and have been keeping an eye out for new Gnarls Barkley stuff.
And somehow completely missed Cee-Lo’s solo career until it’s been mentioned on here with his Fuck You video.
The last few days I’ve been listening to all his solo stuff.
What an amazingly talented man.
Crazy afternoon in Maryland...
Gunman takes hostages at Discover Center
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Apparently he's protested outside the building in the past
angry that the Discovery Channel doesn’t focus enough on global warming??!!
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
I wish someone would do this at the set of Hannah Montana.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Some of my housemates in DC used to walk past that building every day on their way to work.
Craziness! That there’s a hostage situation, not that they used to walk past it.
You! Cake or death?
bahahaha
At the time of his conviction in March 2008, Lee was identified as being from San Diego. Court records said he was arrested Feb. 21, 2008, on the sixth day of a protest at the Discovery building. Police were called when a crowd that had gathered began growing "unruly" as Lee threw thousands of dollars of cash into the air, some of it still in shrink-wrapped packages, police said at the time. (Lee was found not guilty of littering.)
by seattlebruin on Sep 1, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
So he's a loaded wackjob.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
One of the comments following the article:
The producers of Dirty Jobs were heard on the phone with Mike Rowe:
“Hey, get down here, we’ve got one for ya!”
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Wow, I thought I hated humanity.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Ahahahaah, his demands are amazingly crazy
For every human born, ACRES of wildlife forests must be turned into farmland in order to feed that new addition over the course of 60 to 100 YEARS of that new human’s lifespan! THIS IS AT THE EXPENSE OF THE FOREST CREATURES!!!! All human procreation and farming must cease!
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I wonder if he would be so belligerent on their behalf if he knew what forest creatures were really like.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 1, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ahahahaah, his demands are amazingly crazy
For every human born, ACRES of wildlife forests must be turned into farmland in order to feed that new addition over the course of 60 to 100 YEARS of that new human’s lifespan! THIS IS AT THE EXPENSE OF THE FOREST CREATURES!!!! All human procreation and farming must cease!
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
So I'm sure you've all heard by now that they shot and killed the dude.
He apparently had explosives strapped to himself.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Oh yeah, the explosive also detinated, but the hostages are all safe.
I doubt any of them will ever recycle again.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
by kevin_ess on Sep 1, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
We're No. 1! We're No. 1!
2010 REGULAR SEASON RANKINGS
BATTING AVERAGE
.236
30th Overall
HOME RUNS
82
30th Overall
RUNS BATTED IN
405
30th Overall
HITS
1037
30th Overall
I was hoping for less hits, honestly. Because I think it would be awesome if Ichiro were ~1/4 of our offense.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Jesus, talk about an epic fail.
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
Even more!
wOBA
.288
30th Overall (by .06!)
ISO
.105
30th Overall
OPS
.642
30th Overall
OBP
.301
30th Overall
SLG
.341
30th Overall
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
2010 Mariners: Believe Big!
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
This might actually bolster Felix' case for the Cy Young.
Epically shitty offense.
Nonsense, if Felix was a good pitcher he would've figured out how to win.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
I'm not a big Rick Reilly fan, but this is good:
“(In the Dustin Johnson rules column) you wrote “If he could have stolen two beers and popped the slide, he would have.” I have never heard the expression “popped the slide.” Enlighten me.
— Paul Oliver (Kansas City, MO)
The phrase, “Take two beers and popped the slide” is based on this news story. It’s about a JetBlue flight attendant who recently went double bat-guano crazy at a passenger, announced he was quitting on the PA system, took two beers out of the beverage cart, popped open the emergency door, deployed the slide and slid down it. So much for two weeks’ notice. I’m hoping it becomes part of the vernacular.
“I swear, if my girlfriend gives me anymore crap this weekend, I’m taking two beers and popping the slide.”
"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."
by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
My friend got back from a trip to the grand canyon yesterday to celebrate his 1-year wedding anniversary.
He came back to find out he’d been fired.
Somewhere in there is a phrase maybe.
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
He got can-yoned?
"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"
Ha!
I’m sure he would have loved to popped the slide instead. But I guess he gets unemployment this way.
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That was bad, but it was the best I could come up with on short notice.
"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"
At least he was fired after the vacation.
I had a friend get told he was canned at 4pm on a Friday before his vacation. Needless to say it ruined his vacation.
At that point you just have to say screw it,
and enjoy the vacation as best you can. And drink heavily.
"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"
A former coworker of mine was on vacation
when the company told almost everyone that they were being furloughed and would only be paid for whatever remaining vacation them they had. That was unpleasant news to come back to.
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A lesson my sister taught me awhile back was always make sure everything is perfect when you leave for vacation and always be prepared to come back without a job.
Once they see what its like without you, it could be dangerous if you aren’t minding your P’s and Q’s.
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
My company insists you use your vacation time simply because they want other people to review your work occasionally.
But at least they’re honest about it.
"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"
Our company does too and they don't really tell us why but you have to use it by the end of each year.
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Most companies don't like people to accrue large amounts of vacation time,
because if they fire or layoff the employee, they have to pay them for that when they are terminated. They don’t like to have that liability on their books.
"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"
We aren't allowed to acrue, which I'm not sure is legal(?) but I have never found out what happens if you don't use your vacation time by December 31st. Because they dont let you find out.
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
A lot of places do that, I'm not sure how it works.
But I think they can structure it any way they want, since it is not a required benefit.
"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"
You lose it!
I haven’t found out, but that seems to be the consensus anyway. At least we accrue sick time.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
In California, they are required to pay you are all unused vacation time
one of the reasons that most major companies here strongly encourage employees to use up all vacation by the end of the year
I don't know the "law" here in Washington,
but at my company everything accrues. I get chewed out all the time for not using enough vacation. They’ll even “buy” a week from me so I’ll take a week off. At one point I had something like seven and a half weeks built up.
"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"
My father-in-law was basically forced to take 3 straight weeks off last summer because he never used his time
I can't be gone for that long, but if they could have made me leave for a month they probably would have.
"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"
My dad retired from teaching he had an extra years pay
Something about tiered pay schedules, when he signed up his contract allowed him unlimited accumulation with a 2/3 pay buy out. People that have a thing about not taking vacation time are slightly annoying.
I don't mean like normal, where people run a little over.
I’m talking about people that run 20+ years and brag about never having a day of vacation.
I had a boss once who never took vacation.
He also wore the same outfit everyday. I can’t believe I worked for that freak for 6 years.
Sounds like my friend's dad...
whose sister once visited his apartment, opened the pantry, and saw the same three meals lined up by the dozens.
He goes on vacations though. It’s usually to Vegas and he usually comes back catatonic.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 2, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
This guy had his pilot's license and owned his own plane.
Frequently he would fly to Reno Friday night and come back Sunday night to be there Monday. So yeah he went away, but he also never really did.
That's what I don't get. Our company is based in Seattle, but I work in LA, it seems like I'm still going off of Washington law, not California law.
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting...
"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"
Doesn't do you any good when your employer goes under
All my unused vacation time is going to waste.
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That seriously sucks. I hope you're at home until the final check arrives.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
I've been working from home for 2 months
The company still exists, and we are still working on a project but I haven’t accumulated any sick days or vacation time this year and honestly I know I won’t ever cash out my vacation time.
I also currently get paid only once a month, and pretty much out of my bosses pocket so I can pay my rent because of some issues with our sub-sub-contracting situation.
Also today we lost our health insurance!
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The reason I've been working from home is
because we no longer have a physical office. Our server is in my bosses garage.
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I hope for your boss's sake you're GREAT friends. Otherwise, you have one hell of a money-making lawsuit prepped.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
I'm not exactly sure how to go about it
and in this industry (video games) this kind of stuff isn’t uncommon.
Remember the company I work for, is sub contracted by another company in India, who was originally sub contracted by another company in America. Technically I think we are only supposed to respond and deal with the Indian company but for some reason we keep dealing directly with the other American based company.
Complicating matters further, the American based company has to respond to their publishing office which is based in Europe.
I would love to fight the system on this and all but its so complicated I don’t know where to begin. And the other problem is that if I decide to go legal on this it pretty much kills my career in the industry.
Would a lawyer talk to me about this stuff for free? I have no money to speak of at the moment.
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Absolutely. You can get a free consult from any good lawyer.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
And generally the will take pay AFTER the settlement.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
OH HELL.
Modesto extended their PDC with the Rockies. That was the best case scenario for us given that Inland Empire is undoubtedly going to re-up with the Dodgers. That leaves us with Rancho Cucamonga or Bakersfield in the Cal League, Rancho Cucamonga being preferred but probably harder to pull away since they’ve been with the Angels for a decade now.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Rancho Cucamonga.
I want this, just because I love the name of that town.
"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"
Bonus, the team name is the Quakes and their ballpark is referred to as The Epicenter
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
This needs to happen, and I need a Quakes jersey as soon as it does.
"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"
Wasn't Cucamonga your nickname in that weird nude movie with all the dudes?
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
If they moved to Rancho I could go to games all the time.
So I guess I hope for this.
by Fuckmikereilly on Sep 1, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I live in one of the few not-shitty cities in that area.
But I’m not sure I want to go to Rancho Cucamonga on a regular basis.
by Fuckmikereilly on Sep 1, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
There's GOT to be a decent comic shop to play Pokemon cards around there.
Just pray for air conditioning.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
So I'm interviewing with a company on Friday for an internship.
It seems kind of like a gimmick product from what i can tell, but I can’t be choosey right now on what I can and can’t take for work.
1. What’s your first impression?
2. Should I care?
1. It's a cheap, slickly marketed line conditioner. It'll work at peak efficiency for about 6 months then move to not working, then being actively power drains.
2. Not at all.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Are they hiring you to fix the website? I hope so.
Experience is experience. Their product will not do anything like Faux said, but keep that to yourself.
To be fair, for the first 6mos, it will actually save you money.
But unless you get decent ones, they just don’t have the part quality to hold up over time. If you spend in the 250$ range for a 15A, 4 port, you’ll actually get your money back in energy savings, and your electronics will last longer.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I honestly have no idea what they want me for, but they're interested, which is the important part.
Also of note they’re selling the product at 50% right now. Probably not a good sign.
Faux, is there other units like this on the market? I had never heard of anything.
Google "line conditioners"
They aren’t even the cheapest ones on the market.
http://www.amazon.com/b?ie=UTF8&node=10967061
I wouldn’t worry about the 1/2 price thing, as that’s a standard ploy. No one really thinks there’s some moron out there buying a 5 pack of pop can toppers for 10$. They sell them “buy one get one free” so the bargain hunting tards think it’s a good deal.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Interesting stuff, thank you.
I’m really surprised I haven’t run across these before.
Most people outside of the IT field don't think about how to care for electronics, so there's no reason to even think about it.
Honestly, if you’re going to get a line conditioner, you might as well spend the extra 25% and get a UPS. That’ll give you a limited battery backup to go along with the line conditioning, and the power will be even cleaner than a straight capacitor set will give.
The only electronics I don’t have hooked up to a UPS at my house are my laser printer and plasma TV, because they draw too much power in surges for the UPS to handle. That’s when a line conditioner comes in handy.
If you have any questions about the technical or practical side of it (like to prep for an interview), let me know, I’ll find some links you might be able to use.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Hey that would be great.
I don’t want to talk down to their product and make them think I’m calling it “only a line conditioner”, but some help on understanding what they’re doing with it would be great.
I’ll put an email in my bio if you’d like or you can just reply here, as this thread is probably going to die tonight anyways.
I just received a degree in Energy Technology, so I really should be more up on things like these if I expect to use the degree at all.
I'll look around tonight and post it here.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
A couple bookmarks of mine:
Decent beginners read:
http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-a-power-conditioner.htm
In depth, how more than why:
http://www.pscpower.com/Whitepapers/Power%20Quality.pdf
A good summary for the first one is “line conditioners save wear and tear on your gear and protect against bad juice”.
Let me know if you have any questions tomorrow in the OT, as an east coaster I’m not around for games most nights.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Thanks man,
I’ll read through these tonight and if I have any questions, I’ll throw them up in the morning.
First impression - I don't trust them based of the video alone.
No you shouldn’t care.
by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 1, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a video? Damn you, Websense.
I highly recommend anyone in need of a laugh to read the bios.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I warned you on Fieldgulls
Just so you know.
by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 1, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't make it there often, but I'm sure that distinction belongs to Kermit.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Thats why I'm telling you.
It was a good warning.
by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 1, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Which one, the video?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I still need to find the one where Homer offers himself to the zombies and they turn him down.
I can only find it in Portuguese. ):
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I was warned on Fieldgulls?
I’m so confused, I recced Wilder’s post and that might be the only thing I’ve ever done there. Jesus, you guys from Indianapolis or something?
by Kermit. on Sep 1, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't worry about it, old man, I was complimenting you.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Wikipedia can be edited by anyone.
If you were to keep a list of notable Mariners minor leaguers, who would want mentioned? Here’s what Wikipedia has…
C Steve Baron
RHP Colin Buckborough
RHP Yao Wen Chang
RF Johermyn Chávez
RHP Maikel Cleto
IF Jetsy Extrano
RHP Cheyne Hann
CF Brandon Haveman
RHP John Housey
SS Gabriel Noriega
IF Pedro Okuda
LHP Henry Pérez
RHP Taylor Stanton
LF/3B Nate Tenbrink
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Oh and Buckborough was released prior to the season.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
My knowledge of the minors comes mostly from you. I haven't heard of a third of these guys.
Should I believe you or Wikipedia?
That was the whole point.
Chang has sometimes interesting tools and just awful performances, Buckborough was 90% projection, Hann has a middling reliever of little interest as is Housey, and neither Okuda nor Perez have played in the states.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Jetsy Extrano should stay in because the name is notable.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
YES
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of notable Minor League names
I was annoyed to see Rowdy Hardy win the moniker madness ahead of Seth Schwindenhammer and Sequoyah Stonecipher
Much as I love Jetsy Extrano
Sequoyah Stonecipher blow the competition out of the water. There’s no contest. That is a historic name.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
If Schwindenhammer had a better first name he could have given it a run.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Like Thor or something.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Very much so.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm
Mumba Rivera, Mickey Wiswall, Hawkins Gebbers, Kevin Rivers, Tyler Burgoon, Tom Wilhelmson, Eddy Martinez-Esteve, Kuo Hi-Luo, and Joe Dunigan?
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that might actually be an improvement.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Looking up who has Wiki pages and who doesn't is also entertaining.
Pages: Hawkins Gebbers, Anthony Phillips, Gabriel Noriega, Henry Contreras, Jake Wild, Ralph Henriquez, Andrew Carraway, Cheyne Hann, Kuo-hui Lo, Denny Almonte, Leury Bonilla
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 1, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
It did mostly turn out that way it seems.
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Rob Johnson was the original host of To Catch a Predator but everyone was getting away.
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Rob Johnson drop ball many time blah blah blah.
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
He'll never be sittin' on top of the world,
because he’d have to catch a wave first.
"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"
Rob Johnson never hit puberty.
And that’s why he’s inent on having his balls drop.
by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't want to waste a FanPost on this, but I need 3 people to attend tomorrow's game with me
They’re available for just $15 (half price!) and are great, front-row seats, but I was stiffed by all 3 of the people that were supposed to go with me. Just send me an email (through my profile) and I’ll go over details with anybody that’s interested
Have you showered recently?
"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"
Are you taking your Bean-o then?
Must be some reason your friends don’t want to be around you. Might be that Russian Trout Flu you have…
"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"
If I took Bean-o then it wouldn't be a bubble bath
by tootthekazoo on Sep 1, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Touche....
Well played my friend.
"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"
I called that Wednesday when I was a kid.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I don't give a shit if you want to burn your nipple off.
But don’t turn around and sue the school.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if the scholl can countersue that the parents should have taught him that electricity hurts, or that the brain damage was there beforehand?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
The second seems apparent.
A few years ago I would have denied any possibility they win this. Now…..shit I don’t know.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
How long will we get by when the stupid ones keep surviving?
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Sep 2, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
How many times a week do you "test" a light socket?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
When Nyjer Morgan stole the two bases in today's game was he showing up the other team to steal the next two bases?
Except they were down by 11 runs.
He should have been allowed to steal.
by msb on Sep 2, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I want to dry hump Freddy Montero like an ugly 12 year-old on a clothes dryer.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Now if only Pitt's Big Ben could shoot himself in the foot... Wait...
Things are looking up this season.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
I'll wear my nikes and eat the applesauce as well.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Found an honest-to-goodness hobo spider in my house last night.
Had the chevrons on its back, and the nasty bags of venom on its fangs.

I’m going to burn my house down.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 2, 2010 7:36 AM PDT reply actions
Interesting!
I didn’t realize the fang bags meant it was a male spider. That’s frightening, because it was fucking HUGE, and typically male spiders tend to be smaller.
On second look through this document, I’m no longer sure it was a hobo spider that was in my house. Thanks! This seriously makes me feel better.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 2, 2010 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, if that picture is yours, the rings around the legs say no hobo.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Not drastic enough.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
It's not moving or ten feet long with a JeffClown face, so I'm ok with it.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
(This is not a request)
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
When you can see their fangs
Get the fuck out of there and burn it with fire.
by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 2, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Apparently we have a fresh infestation in our basement at home.
I don’t know if being 1700 miles away is far enough.
You! Cake or death?
Wow. Just wow.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I'm so angry
My old job used to contract for Symantec and we would always try to convince them to do stuff like this. Then we fired them as a client and they started doing more ridiculous things.
by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 2, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Just out of curiosity
what would one have to be Googling to come up with a YouTube video called “chimp rapes a frog”? Or maybe I don’t want to know.
by pdb on Sep 2, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Last night I was waiting in line for a comedy show and standing in front of this vegan health food store.
Ron Artest then walked into the store. It was empty so I walked in and said Hi. He seems like a nice guy.

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