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OFFTOP 08/31/10: Fall Days


The last OT was not technically full, but it was dead and 5 days old.  Time for a fresh start! 

I don't know when Fall technically starts, probably not for a little while.  But tomorrow is September and "Can you believe how quickly this year is flying by?!"

Here are some prompts:

-College Football starts this week!!!! WEEEEEE!!!! What is your best memory of attending a college sporting event?

-What is your best back to school memory?

-What's the worst "fall" you've ever taken, i.e. your worst injury?

-What is your favorite fall location?  (Do you like to see the leaves turn or GET ME TO HAWAII!)

 

Let's get this OT bumpin' y'all!!

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I'm the only SoCal Coug around here, right?

I’m really excited to go watch the game at a viewing party this weekend. I love viewing parties, you feel “at home” once a week with a group of strangers who instantly become your best friends.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 8:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Answers!

1. I have only ever attended a handful of college sporting events, even when I was in college. Almost none of them were memorable – none of them were bad, just nothing really special.

2. Don’t really have one of these, either – I never cared for school much so “back to school” conjures up mostly vague dread and annoyance.

3. When I was 13, my friends and I were bike racing down the hill on which we lived. I heard a car coming behind me, so I turned my head to look over my right shoulder and see where the car was, and in doing so I veered my bike into a curb. I flew over the curb, hit my head on a stop sign, and pretty much landed on my left wrist. Thankfully, due to the stop sign collision, I remember none of this – my first memory is being in the ER with my arm in traction, and having the doctor say “This is going to hurt” before he grabbed my arm and twisted the two bones that had swapped places back into place. The worst part, though, was that this particular injury happened on almost the first day of summer vacation, and there was a new neighborhood swimming pool that had just opened that I was really looking forward to spending all summer in.

4. I like fall in Portland, actually – Portland falls are very similar to Seattle summers, warmish during the day and cool at night. I also like fall in the Bay area.

by pdb on Aug 31, 2010 8:40 AM PDT reply actions  

My best friend signed my cast

with the phone number of a girl I really liked at the time. He put her number square on my elbow, where there was no way I could raise my arm to see it. My best friend was a dick.

by pdb on Aug 31, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

September 21

…they should send down Huntington & Nutting, because they aren’t ready, either. - royshowell

by Marinerfanjake on Aug 31, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

New OT?! But now I will never get an answer to my Edgar baseball card question.

1) I have attended two college sporting events. I took my nephew to a Husky basketball game, and thought I’d lost him when he decided it would be HI-larious to leave the men’s room by the other exit and sneak up on me. They won. I was once taken to a Husky football game. They lost.

2) Getting a plaid bookbag just like the one in my favorite book. Hey, I was 7, it was important.

3) Broke my finger tripping over a crack in the sidewalk. It is still bent. I did get a swell stitches/scar on my knee in first grade when I tripped on my shoelaces onto the asphalt, but it has faded so much, it hardly counts.

4) I still want to do the fall drive around the NE. The desire to go to hot places tends to hit me more around December/January.

by msb on Aug 31, 2010 8:59 AM PDT reply actions  

You can be boneless and still be awesome

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Aug 31, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Damn. Love this show too!

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love how things just randomly explode in that show.

How can you not?

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Aug 31, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

TV's, phones, etc.

I always wonder where they get the money for all this stuff. They always talk about how they don’t work, and how they’re broke.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

POKE THE BALLOON WITH THE GLASS!!

Dammit, he needs his brain!

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without his brain he's just going to float out there forever.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK FALL(except for football)

-I do not have any good memories attending college sports because I am a Husky fan and most of the games that I’ve managed to see in person thus far took place in Pullman. Since every game that I have been to the team that I was rooting for has lost I will instead steal teej’s memory and say my favorite moment was the 2002 Apple Cup.

-These don’t exist for people that didn’t go to real college

-When I broke my elbow in a race around the world

-Qwest Field

by Robert on Aug 31, 2010 9:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh and the only other time that I ever broke something was when I was 15 and hanging out at the local lake past curfew and we saw a cop.

Even though none of us were doing nothing remotely illegal, the girl with us decided to panic and run but not tell to tell the rest of us. So my friend and me started running because we saw the other one running, until I slipped on 3 inch curb and my foot twisted completely in the middle.

Since I had been known to over exaggerate my levels of pain in the past, my friends made me walk half a mile back uphill to my buddies house then the two miles back to my house the next morning on what was later found out to be a broken foot and a torn foot ligament.

by Robert on Aug 31, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I Feel Voxish

1. I don’t think I’ve ever attended a college sporting event. At least that I can recall.

2. Back in the fifth grade, I spent the entire summer delivering papers so I could buy a pair of Reebok Pumps (the Dee Brown black/orange ones) and a pair of khaki Z Cavariccis to impress a girl that I liked. Come to find out she moved over the summer and was attending another elementary school. I was crushed. I remember feeling like I wasted the entire summer. I still looked good, though.

3. Tried jumping off a 4-foot brick wall with my bike, landed awkwardly on the front time and took the end of the handlebar right into my side leaving a huge bruise for about a month and a scar I have to this day.

4. Here in New England.

by ThomasG on Aug 31, 2010 9:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh fuck yes

I was so mad when I didn’t buy the Dee Brown pumps when they got re released.

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Answers!

- I don’t have one. Never actually attended a major universities sporting event.

- I hated going back to school. I was always a nervous wreck the first few days.

- Going after a loose ball in a basketball game. Getting shoved in the back thus stepping on the ball while someone else was diving for it. Then landing on the side of my foot with all my pressure and tearing most of the ligaments in my ankle. (Luckily not the big ones)

- Anywhere in the NW next to water during a windstorm.

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 9:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Injuries!

I tore my MCL laying out for a frisbee two years ago.

When I was 5 Fuzz and I were hitting golfballs in to the cornfield behind our house and I walked behind him and got hit with the golf club. On my eye socket. It resulted in 27 stitches and a concussion.

When I was seven I fell out of bed and cut open my elbow resulting in 17 stitches and a chipped bone.

I received a concussion from a friend slamming my girlfriend and I’s heads together when I was 16.

by Kirk on Aug 31, 2010 9:22 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Well okay.

1.) The last college sporting event I attended was an Evergreen basketball game the year they were ranked #1 in NAIA Division II. I used to go to a lot of Memphis football and baseball games when I was a kid. None of them were particularly memorable. I guess I’d say my favorite was the year the Memphis baseball team all signed my hat.

2.) There’s no such thing as a good “first day back at school.”

3.) When I was 13 I was at Olympia ArtsWalk playing in the fountain downtown. I went running out of the fountain and onto the grass, slid about ten feet and caught my foot in a hole in the ground. Snapped my ankle right across the growth plate. That’s why one of my feet is almost a full size bigger than the other. I still went to watch Sleater-Kinney play that night, which in retrospect was still awesome.

4.) Somewhere where it is not raining.

by Aaron Campeau on Aug 31, 2010 9:22 AM PDT reply actions  

To have all your college sporting event memories be Cougar related.. it's almost better to have never had than to have "loved and lost"

I remember going to a WSU-Stanford basketball game when Stanford was undefeated and ranked #1 with 2 games left in the season and we were still bottomfeeders in the Pac-10. We led by something like 6 points with maybe :30 left. Led the whole game. Ready to rush the court for the first time in my life.
Lost.

I remember going to a WSU-UCLA football game when UCLA was ranked 13th or so and we dominated them in the first half. People were chanting “Overrated” as UCLA went into the locker room at halftime. My and my buddy were saying “You guys (the ones chanting) are idiots because it is only half time, I dont care how much we lead by”
Lost that one too.

I went to Wazzu for 3 years and probably attended a dozen football games and a dozen basketball games and can’t recall any “good” memories like I can the bad ones.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 9:23 AM PDT reply actions  

I love Fall

Fall food is the best. Lots of pork, squash, soups and other slow cooked meals.

I went to Western and Eastern so no real sport memories. However I did watch Gonzaga crush UW in the new Kennel. I think the was final game before UW said we will not play you in Spokane any more.

I don’t really have back to school memories.

I think tearing my labrum rock climbing was a little worse than tearing my ACL and MCL playing rugby.

I love the Kettle Range Mountains. I love when Larch Trees turn gold.

Fuck the Angels

by InSpokane on Aug 31, 2010 9:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Fall food

Wholeheartedly agree. There is nothing better than fall foods and, especially, fall-release beers.

My absolute favorite is pumpkin-stout pork with whiskey-sage potatoes served in a roasted carnival squash.

by ThomasG on Aug 31, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Although fall is sad because we're leaving summer behind and heading into the dark

I like it because I came from a place without seasons. Especially the first few weeks of fall before it rains all the time and knocks all the leaves off into a mush on the ground.

by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 9:32 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

This is what people say is the downside of Southern California "You have no seasons"

But for me to come from Washington I say “I’ve done the seasons thing, I’m ready for more summer”

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

It snows sometimes!

The novelty of that hasn’t worn off for me yet. SNOW! IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD! WHERE YOU LIVE!

by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 9:46 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I slid down Queen Anne Ave on a piece of plastic.

All the way in one go. The whole time my brain was going “HOLY CRAP DO YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS THE STREET YOU DRIVE ON EVERYDAY! IT’S FOR CARS! THIS IS SO WACKKKYYYYYYYYY!!!”

by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 9:48 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   2 recs

My ex worked at the very top of Queen Anne, and our apartment was on the counter balance.

She decided she wasn’t going in to work, so we thought we’d join the sledders whizzing past our building. I looked around the building for any sort of large plastic or cardboard, then I got an idea. We were caught by a CNN camera person documenting the rare snowy Seattle day going down the hill on an upside-down metal ironing board. I was at front, she was standing in back holding the legs.
She ended up bailing off, and the weight shift caused me to fish tail and roll sideways down the remainder of the slope.

Her boss was in Mexico at the time, and happened to see us on said CNN broadcast! When he got back he told her he couldn’t stay mad at her for ditching work after laughing so hard at my fall.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Aug 31, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

That's awesome.

I’m riding an ironing board next time it snows, screw all my other fancy toys.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

After the 2008 snow.

I started to become a old man and saying “this is just fucking annoying”

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh well it sucked after the first day.

Turned my 25 minute (each way) commute into a 2 hour public transit guessfest.

by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 9:54 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I love the snow for the first day or two

but if it lingers any more than that it makes me cranky.

by pdb on Aug 31, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same for me.

The first few snowfalls, I still get that childlike sense of wonder. Then it starts gusting 40 mph and I remember why the Midwest sucks Nov. – March.

You! Cake or death?

by Torrid on Aug 31, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

We get more hours of daylight during the summer though.

It’s a tradeoff.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 31, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also holy crap you've all been injured a lot.

I’ve never broken a bone or torn a ligament. Although I have almost died at least three times, so I’ve got that going for me.

by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 9:33 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I've never broken a bone either, but I most definitely have torn ligaments.

Skateboarding will definitely fuck your ankles up petty good. Also, falling out of a tree and landing on your ankle while it is bent underneath you doesn’t help with keeping your ligaments intact.

by seattle_since_81 on Aug 31, 2010 10:09 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I've nearly died tens of times but only broken two bones and both were toes.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 31, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've had some bad injuries, but I've only ever broken two fingers, my thumb, a growth plate and my nose (multiple times).

And yes, I know the nose and growth plate don’t technically count as a bones.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somehow I forgot the times I've broken my nose

Playing roller hockey without any protective gear is dangerous

by tootthekazoo on Aug 31, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm at at least four.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never had an injury requiring more than a few bandaids.

But I did get caught in a swift current kayaking and almost got swept over a dam, which was not fun. All I had to show for it were some scratches and a bruised ego.

You! Cake or death?

by Torrid on Aug 31, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been to a bunch of great games,

but the best has to be my sophomore year of college in the fall of 1991 when we decided to go watch the Huskies play at USC. Beno Bryant ripped off a 50 yard touchdown run and we pounded those sorry Trojans. It was so much fun seeing those kids mope around campus after the game.

I am not sure I even have a back to school memory at this point.

Worst injury was easily my motorcycle accident when a 19 year old kid pulled out of a restaurant parking lot and froze up when he saw me at the last minute. He stopped his Bronco sideways across my lane and all I could do was ricochet off of the side of his SUV. I did not walk for five weeks after that accident. No broken bones, but damage to my knee and everything below it.

I don’t usually go anywhere in the fall. I save up my vacation for late winter when I am sick and tired of 5 months of gray.

by Sec 108 on Aug 31, 2010 9:33 AM PDT reply actions  

My two cents!

1. I’ll cheat a little on this since it’s not a game I was at in person. I attended Gonzaga and the best memory I have is in 1999 watching their Sweet 16 game against Florida on tv. The campus was dead because EVERYONE was inside watching the game. Once it ended the whole campus emptied out at the same time in one giant loud ass party. The Spokane PD showed up with lights flashing and everyone was a little pissed until the officers jumped out and started passing out high fives and celebrating with us.

2. Probably the last first day of school I ever had to start my senior year in college.

3. Driving half-drunk on a moped along a beach in Honduras a log buried in the sand came out of no where and sent me flying. I bit through my lip and tore open my knee but limped back with the moped and made up an excuse the next day about falling down the stairs because I didn’t want mopeds to be put off limits for anyone else (I was in the military at the time).

4. Somewhere with a lot of leaves. The Smokey Mountains are pretty cool come Fall.

No matter where you go, there you are.

by KC Mariner on Aug 31, 2010 9:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Since the fall is coming up and we'll be spending more time indoors

I was thinking about starting up a semi-regular board/card game night with some Seattle area LLers. I’ve already converted a few to Bang!, and I’ve got Guillotine and Fluxx as well. And I’ve really been meaning to play Settlers of Catan.

Is anyone else interested in climbing to the top of Mount Nerdulon with your fellow LLers?

by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 9:37 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

The Buffy the Vampire board game is a lot of fun.

A little on the pricey side now that it’s out of print, but a fun game overall.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 31, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be down with this, but I live in the South End so I might not be able to make it up to the far north very often.

Settlers of Catan is spectacularly fun.

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Aug 31, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite college football memory was when Katrina hit.

Shitty circumstances, but it caused the LSU / ASU game to be moved to Tempe. The game was fucking amazing. Except the whole blocked punt / blocked FG / Early Doucet bobbling the ball in the back of the endzone on a 4th and 20 something and not having the catch overturned which caused us to lose the game.

Awesome memories, but shitty ending. Something I have gotten used to at ASU.

by seattlesundevil on Aug 31, 2010 9:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Everyone's injuries make me super queasy

How did all of you survive adolescence? I’ve broken/injured/damaged a number of fingers and toes from doing many years of Martial Arts, but I’ve never injured anything else very seriously.

After saying this, I feel an irresistible urge to feverishly knock on wood.

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Aug 31, 2010 9:39 AM PDT reply actions  

I think there were definitely a lot of moments when I felt like Bruce Willis in Unbreakable.

I’ve gone over my handle bars, wiped out on gravel, jumped where I shouldn’t jump: but thats just kid stuff and the worst I ever got was a little bloody.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Never broken anything except my left pinky - which I have broken 3 times.

Tore up my left knee when I was 6 sliding down the stairs on a beanbag (hit the floor and spun around, carving a “J” shape in my knee with a nail that was sticking up out of the wood – carpet transition strip. Needed 17 stitches and now can’t feel anything in the middle of said knee. That’s about it, though.

by seattlesundevil on Aug 31, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea how I survived adolescence with hurting myself more.

At scout camp we used to play this game called “The game” – Basically its a combo of Hot Lava and American Gladiators played around the fire pit benches. There were 6 benches that circled the fire pit and a big tree near by. One person would start as “It” and like zombies would get more people to be it if they fell off the benches.

Basically we played this for 2 days until the parents made us stop after one kid got a face full of Tree and another got a face full of the metal side of the fire pit.

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Our favorite thing to do as kids

was to take a soda can, smash it flat, then throw it as far down the street as we could, forming a target. We would then get on our bikes, ride as fast as we could towards the soda can, and try to hit the brakes just as the back wheel hit the can. This was fun because it resulted in amazingly long skid/fishtail action if you timed it right. I have no idea how I did not die or paralyze myself doing this.

by pdb on Aug 31, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kids invent terrible, injury-prone games.

We played “no holds barred” on high school and college trips.

A bunch of people sit in a big circle, like 30 feet in diameter. A bunch of other people sit a circle right behind them, so you all end up paired, front-to-back. A lone person stands in the middle of the circle and says something like “anyone wearing……RED” and then anyone in the inner circle who is wearing red jumps up and tries to tag the speaker in the middle.

It’s the job of the partners in the outer circle to grab on and do everything they can do keep the person in the inner circle from getting to the speaker. No holds barred.

This was co-ed. There were frequent injuries.

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

We used to play joust on our bikes, using Wiffleball bats as lances.

But instead of using the bats in lance-style fashion, we’d just whack the ever-loving Christ out of each other on the way by.

Utterly amazing the debilitating stuff we’d do as kids. It’s a wonder I’m only partially brain-damaged.

by ThomasG on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bucket ball

There is a bucket and a ball. 2 Teams full contact. Get the ball into the bucket.

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that same thing when I look at my nieces and nephews.

a finger tip in the tractor, 3 or 4 broken wrists/arms, one broken leg, lots of sprained ankles, one kicked in the stomach by a horse, one ATV handlebars through the thigh, one rear-ended while broken down on I-90 (same one who a week before birth was upended after the car flipped off an icy bridge and still took her time to arrive), snowboard to the back of the head … seems as though I am missing some.

by msb on Aug 31, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. I've been pretty lucky.

Only been in two car accidents, and was a passenger in both cases. One was a minor fender bender, and the other wasn’t too bad either. Brother tried to pull left into a street in front of an oncoming car. Luckily we got hit up near the engine. Ruined the car, but we were fine.

by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 9:42 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I've been in 2 fender benders.

Once was on my first day of having a drivers license, the other one I may or may not have been looking at a female passerby down on the Kirkland waterfront. Luckily neither time did I bend the fender enough to have to exchange insurance info from the other person.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

No...

I’ve been upside down under a motorcycle before though. Head first in the mud with my helmet filling up.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds quite unnerving.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 31, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was.

Worst part was finishing the ride back to the truck with a gritty slimy helmet.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never been upside-down, but I have been in several car accidents.

When I was young and cocky, I racked up my parents’ brand new 1994 Acura Integra GS-R in two separate rear-enders. Both were completely my fault, which stung since I thought I was the best driver in the world. The second one was the worst – it was about a half-mile from work, and my boss drove by and taunted me on his way home. I drove hard into a brand-new convertible and pushed it into a car driven by an older woman who seemed non-responsive when I ran up to check on her. That was not a lot of fun, and neither was becoming a pedestrian for three years after our insurance company realized that I was not exactly a smart risk.

Several years later a girl who had had her license for two weeks drove into the side of my car. I was so happy that it wasn’t my fault that I danced a little jig after getting out of the car.

by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Knock wood,

But I’ve never even been in a real accident. I had a guy merge into me a bit when I was 16, but it was minor. He had a big, lifted Ford F-350 and I was in my 1986 Prelude. He pulled out from a parking lot and got into the lane next to me and I don’t think he ever once saw me. He tried to get into my lane and burned up a bit of my bumper with his right front tire. I got his insurance info, went and had the insurance look at it and took the ~$850 check they gave me. Went to my dad’s body shop and had the rubber marks polished off and it was good as new. I used the money to buy an Xbox and pay my 6 month insurance premium. Worked out ok for me, I suppose

by tootthekazoo on Sep 1, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here we go!

1. Still being in college at UW, I have been waiting for college football to start. In my fan lifetime, there has been nothing better than the upset against USC last year. I could watch the last four minutes of the game over and over.

2. There’s no such thing as a good back to school memory.

3. When I was in little league, we had just finished practice and I was walking towards the chain link fence to my dad. When I got there, instead of walking around, I decided to toss my baseball bat over the fence to my dad. As it was flying, it caught the top and fell back towards me, end over end, and smashed me in the head. I wasn’t out for too long but that thing hurt for a while.

4. Call me a homer, but Seattle in Fall is fantastic. Thursday night Thanksgiving dinner with family, followed by the parade downtown all bundled up and drinking hot chocolate, and then Husky football on Saturday with the Seahawks on Sunday. Sign me up.

by Mataya on Aug 31, 2010 9:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Time for a short rant!

I was at work last year during that game and with 15 seconds remaining a woman comes walking into my store wearing a shit ton of husky football gear and when I motion towards her all excited like she says “oh are they playing today? I’m a big fan!” then goes back to looking around the store. THEY ARE ABOUT TO KICK THE GO AHEAD FIELD GOAL AGAINST THE NUMBER 3 TEAM IN THE NATION AND YOU ARE ASKING ME IF THEY ARE PLAYING TODAY??? WHAT THE FUCK YOU DON’T GET TO SAY YOUR A BIG FAN AND ASK THAT QUESTION IN THE SAME SENTENCE.

This almost infuriated me as much as the guy who came in on the Wednesday after the Sounders were eliminated by Houston last year (on Sunday morning) and asked how the Sounders had done in the playoffs then got upset when I told him that they had lost 3 days ago.

by Robert on Aug 31, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of Metalocalypse.

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Aug 31, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Love that show.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up Murderface.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true, but I guess I was just talking about the show in general.

Most poignantly, Murderface comes to mind as a great, over-the-top name for anything.

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Aug 31, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You too Pickles.

This is BRUTAL.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm 99% sure that Oreos contain some semblance of crack-cocaine.

I hadn’t had one in forever but they put 2 of them in Lunchables now I guess. I am this close to buying an entire pack now.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 9:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Lunchables?

Those still exist? And grownups eat them?

by Aaron Campeau on Aug 31, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yeah.

I don’t eat big meals. So they are perfect for me.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can't see that picture here.

But according to Wikipedia Lunchables transformed in 2005 to be Healthier and I know they put water and apple sauce in some of their products now. But for my 10 am snack, it’s good to have a Lunchable and they were on sale for 99 cents.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't trying to single you out.

Yeah, it’s kinda junky food. But it’s meat and cheese on a cracker. It’s a snack. You can get something like it at Starbucks with a hard-boiled egg for $5. I’m not sure I’ve even ever had a lunchable, but I don’t see how someone can make fun of someone for eating one. Maybe I’m reading the tone all wrong (Internet!) but it seems a little elitist (I hate how charged that word has become).

by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 10:08 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I haven't seen any "marketing" other than what they do on the packaging I guess.

And they have “adult” like lunchables that are in a plastic, clear case with a water bottle and other junk. I don’t know exaclty, I buy the ones marketed to 6 year olds.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

True.

But if I can do a lot better than Dicks for a burger, but sometimes I just want a cheap greasy burger. And I could go on and debate whether or not you shouldn’t eat something just because it’s marketed to kids but really I’ve run past my limit for caring about this and it’s turning into a bigger deal than it’s all worth.

I <3 you guys. This is dumb. Hug it out.

by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Handi-Snacks! They don't contain cheese, contrary to popular belief.

It’s pasteurized process cheese food, because it can’t be legally called “cheese.” Made with no less than 51% real “optional cheese ingredients.”

God bless America!

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Aug 31, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

My kid would eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner if given the opportunity

They have pizza ones, chicken nugget ones, and nacho ones! And you don’t have to cook any of those!

by tootthekazoo on Aug 31, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oreos?

Those still exist? And grownups eat them?

KIDDING YOU GUYS

by Eyebrows on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Does anyone enjoy the cakesters?

Honestly, I haven’t bought cookies in a long time really but I have tried cakesters a few times. They are alright I guess.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

We grew up with Hydrox, so the Oreo seemed too sweet when I first had them. It was the only store-bought cookie we got when I was a kid, though, which made it a little exotic. Never going to beat homemade chocolate chips.

Maybe it is a sandwichy thing. Ice cream sandwiches rank pretty low on my ice cream treat list…

by msb on Aug 31, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They need to

make the Strawberries and Cream Oreos again, and not in the cakester variety.

by marinerschas2 on Aug 31, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love fall.

I love it. I want to hug it. I dream about it all summer long. The clothes, the produce (the soup!), rainy days, foliage color explosions. I love it all.

by royalcurve on Aug 31, 2010 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

And my annual Stuffing Feast party!

by royalcurve on Aug 31, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

This will be the third year. 6 kinds of stuffing, other Thanksgivingy dishes, just not on Thanksgiving.

by royalcurve on Aug 31, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I approve of this gathering.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds pretty amazing.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 31, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Answers

- I don’t go to a big sports school, but my school is famous for squash (we’ve won 12 consecutive NCAA national championships and 224 consecutive matches). Last year I attended a match for the first time. It was really something trying to fit what seemed like 500 people behind one squash court.
- I have lots.
- I was a catcher in high school. In the the last game of my junior year season, I leaped to catch a throw, however the runner that was attempting to score trucked me right as I landed and I hyperextended my knee. I tore a ligament in my knee and thus was the end of my baseball playing career.
- I live in Princeton, New Jersey which is really quite scenic in the fall and winter.

by flashbeak on Aug 31, 2010 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

.

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Aug 31, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I usually don't care about American vs. British English

But I must admit that fall annoys me a bit. What’s wrong with autumn?

by Eyeball Kid on Aug 31, 2010 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

I've liked the latter better, though it doesn't occur to me to use it.

British English question: is it still somewhat common to have “an” instead of “a” before words beginning in “h” because on a pronunciation level that really doesn’t make sense to copy off the French there. I saw it a couple of times in scholarly articles recently.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's always confused me too, to be honest.

I usually go with ‘a’ but it’s not uncommon to see ‘an’. The only exception for me is the word ‘horrendous’, for some reason.

by Eyeball Kid on Aug 31, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

this makes a kind of sense to me.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 31, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't use that site, but a lot of the things look like vacations my buddies and I take all the time.

Did I miss something?

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know.

I didn’t click on the link, but the word “mancation” makes my brain pucker.

by royalcurve on Aug 31, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hear that.

We call them “guys weekends” usually. Even if it’s not the weekend.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Especially when you're not as young, and not as single.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough, I can't comment to the experience of being married.

I only have 1 friend who is married and he never leaves his wifes side.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love my wife, but that's not healthy.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's very childlike, this friend and he treats her like his mommy.

I don’t really get it. He also smokes twice as much weed as anybody else I know.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's why he needs a mommy.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have friends like this too.

I’m amazed that women put up with them, but it doesn’t affect our friendship.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

People think a lack of arguments is healthy.

It is actually very unhealthy. If you do not voice your opinion when you dissent then resentment builds. No two people will agree on everything. It is impossible. The most important skills for any couple are arguing fairly and negotiating.

by Sec 108 on Aug 31, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't necessarily count on that.

One of my friends has been dating the same emotionally stunted hopelessly needy guy she originally hooked up out of loneliness/convenience for the past six years.

But hey, in the past year or so she seems to have been making an effort to have her own life and he’s no longer starting shit with her every time she hangs out with someone who has a Y chromosome, so bonus.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 31, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The funny thing is I was thinking longer term.

Six years is no small amount of time, but sometimes these things wear thin slowly.

by Sec 108 on Aug 31, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

As Mersault's mother said, you can get used to anything.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 31, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't have GREAT answers for any of these, but here goes:

-Best college sports memory: When I went to the Apple Cup at Husky Stadium and the Huskies won. Late 90’s sometime…

-What is your best back to school memory? I hated school with a passion. My best memory would probably be that first year after graduation when I woke up in September and realized I never had to go back if I didn’t want to.

-Worst “fall”? Probably an accident I had on my bike when I was about 13 or 14. I was doing about 45 down a hill, and I caught an edged section of grass between the street and sidewalk. I ended up going over the bars and sliding across three lanes of traffic, and ended up with a rock pushed through the palm of my hand and sticking out the back. That hurt.

-What is your favorite fall location? Same as my favorite location any time of year, Cannon Beach.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Hey pdb!

Thanks for the Rogue recommendation. I went the Rogue Public House in Newport this weekend and it was awesome. Their Hazelnut Brown Nectar is my new favorite beer of ever.

by coolguyrob on Aug 31, 2010 11:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Did you try Old Crusty?

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Just the Hazelnut, The Captain Sig one, and chocolate stout. I was too full to keep going. I’ll be going to the one here in Portland on Thursday night though to keep trying.

by coolguyrob on Aug 31, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just get a sampler.

But you don’t graduate until you try Old Crusty.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are most welcome!

Hazelnut Brown is extraordinarily good.

by pdb on Aug 31, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm seriously thinking about leaving all of my clothes here

And filling my suitcase with bottles of it to bring back with me. It might get a tad heavy though…

by coolguyrob on Aug 31, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

My wife loved the Hazelnut as well.

I still haven’t tried Sig’s beer, might grab some to take on my CB trip at the end of September.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sig's is pretty damn good too.

It’s really complex. Like there are at least 85 different complementing flavors in there. My dad loved that one.

by coolguyrob on Aug 31, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm.... I'll definitely have to give that a shot.

I actually think I saw it at Top Foods by my house, I might grab a bottle for this weekend.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

1. The run of 12 straight Humanitarian Bowls I went to with my Dad. From the inaugural one in 1997 until 2008 we went every single time, often watching teams neither of us cared about, often in bad weather. It was a great bonding experience.

2. First day of college. That was exciting- it was like an entirely new burrito- new life, new state, new place. Turned out well.

3. I was spring skiing in 2000 and was on an ungroomed run as the snow was starting to melt. Those of you who ski know that spring skiing and ungroomed runs aren’t the best combination. I fell and broke my tibia right in half. That was fun.

4. Lebanon, Kansas. Fall is highway driving season and that’s the geographic center of the lower 48. I have yet to spend more than 10 minutes there in the fall, however. Alternatively, McCall Idaho. All the tourists are gone and the weather is nice and you can finally enjoy the lake and the mountains without having to do it with 30,000 other people

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Aug 31, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

OHHHH!

I have a better fall. You know those grated bridges / stairs that look like giant cheese shredders? Well I was running full speed on one only to trip and fall completely ripping open both hands and knees. I still have the scares on my hands.

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

I was on the Ballard Bridge maybe 15 years ago and saw a motorcycle lose control and go down

on that grating then he slammed into the side of the bridge. I later learned he did not survive. Those bridges are a huge reason i will not ride a motorcycle in this town.

by Sec 108 on Aug 31, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, those grates are NOT fun on a motorcycle.

Especially when they’re wet.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I fucked up an elbow on one of those during the windstorm a few years back.

Blood and pretty colours, but I don’t think anything broke.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 31, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Replies of a sort

1. [College sports memories] We’ll see when I accumulate at least one.

2. [Back to School memory] When I was entering Kindergarten, when I discovered some clever boy or girl had left an Easter egg in my Ghostbuster backpack around the time I left England, and that it had gone undiscovered for several months! That was a sulfurous day.

3. [Injury] Beyond a broken toe or two, I’ve never gotten injured a lot.

4. [Fall places] St. Edward’s Park on the eastside isn’t bad. Fall in New York isn’t bad either what with the park and all. I have not been, but on driving through in the summer, I imagine parts of Vermont are gorgeous.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 31, 2010 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh gee....

Struck by lightning; multiple instances of pneumonia and fevers in “how is he still alive” area before I was four; that one other time when I was twenty-two when I got so sick all I could do is crawl to the bathroom across the hall, puke, and pass out crawling back (this lasted a week); three instances of nearly drowning (once while taking swimming lessons, once in the jacuzzi at my mom’s wedding reception, once at a summer camp); biting the end off a mercury thermometer when I was six and somehow not getting poisoned; driving the I-70 at 100mph amidst semis with blinkers on with my right front wheel brace missing one screw and the other was completely stripped; driving from the Canadian border to the Bothell area in an hour and fifteen minutes in a friend’s car during a rainstorm that left me hydroplaning most of the way (this was definitely my fault); and being hit by a car in Kenmore and launched into an intersection, which I responded to by running over and jumping on the guy’s hood and screaming at him for about two minutes before dusting myself off and resuming my walk.

I suppose I could think of others given time but those were the main ones I think.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 31, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions   7 recs

I'm not sure you're safe to be around.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always survive so I'd say I'm in good shape.

This does lead to me making unnecessary risks though.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 31, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, it's the same reason I keep getting electrocuted.

And why the AM radio always blared static when I walked past in my old workplace.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 31, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it sure isn't a force field.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was terrified of other people being collateral for a long time.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 31, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that's been illegal for about 150 years.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Aug 31, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

That was my fear.

Although I didn’t hear anything in there about any of his friends getting hurt.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

The people in the hydroplaning car were pretty terrified afterward though, but eventually they thought it was cool.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 31, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm curious as to why you feel the need to go triple digits on the highway,

and in bad conditions. This almost sounds like a death wish.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't know the wheel was fucked up at the time.

It was only by the time I reached Grand Junction that I was getting off to get some food and noticed that the wheel was pulling against the body every time I braked. I ran some tests in a parking lot and then drove it to a Sears tire center where I sat around for two or three hours before the head mechanic brought me the screw and told me that he had no idea how I survived other than someone must have been watching over me. I didn’t tell him how fast I was driving though.

The time I drove from Seattle to Bothell with a busted clutch, that was definitely me just putting myself in harm’s way out of impatience.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 31, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need to get you a limiter.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best memory of attending a college sporting event - The last Gonzaga-UW basketball game (2006).

Started out with an alley-oop to Heytvelt and the place was deafening. Blew the Huskies out. It was great.

Too bad UW backed out of the yearly match-up because they were sick of losing. Oh wait…I mean “they wanted to an opponent with a higher national profile.” Right.

by SethGrandpa on Aug 31, 2010 12:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm, now that I'm thinking of it, I did have a nasty fall in high school. No broken bones though.

Playing flag football on bad astroturf, I was sprinting at full speed going for a deep pass, and tripped over some other kid’s outstretched leg. I skidded and rolled no less than 15 yards, and was wearing nothing but a pair of shorts.

I swear I had rug burn over 50% of my body when that was done. My skin felt like swiss cheese.

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Aug 31, 2010 12:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ooof.

I remember playing soccer on turf. I think this is why I don’t have much hair on my body.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the fall

Never been to a college sporting event

I don’t have a back to school memory, but today was supposed to be my son’s first day of 1st grade but the principal called at 7:30 last night and told us that he was un-enrolled due to some bullshit that I won’t bore anybody here with, so today was spent getting him enrolled into a different school so he gets to start tomorrow instead of today, meaning he gets to be the weird new kid tomorrow at a school full of kids he’s never seen before

I’ve had a lot of knee and ankle sprains. The knee ones were bad enough in my younger years that I am now convinced that my knees are made of wood. If I crouch down I need to grab something to pull myself up, which is awesome when you’re 25. Also, I broke my toe at footbaLL around last Christmas

As I said, I love the fall. It’s raining today and looks and feels (presumably, haven’t left the house yet) like fall today! Yippee!

by tootthekazoo on Aug 31, 2010 12:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Must make bowling a bitch.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm definitely a little beat by the end of the season

I also cracked/chipped the bone in my right elbow when I was in like 5th grade and that gives me trouble sometimes, not to mention the tennis elbow I’ve developed from bowling that flares up randomly and is near-crippling

by tootthekazoo on Aug 31, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fought some elbow problems a few years ago, those really suck.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The eblow shouldn't be much of an issue for bowling.

It should be all shoulder and forearm. I think if you tweaked your swing a bit the pain would go away

by d0nkey on Aug 31, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You still have to bend your elbow and put stress on it to bowl.

So tennis elbow or a bone chip could still mess you up.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you don't. Or shouldn't.

You should keep a straight arm. I shouldn’t say should. Because most bowlers have their own way of doing things. But proper form would be to keep it straight and just use the shoulder to bring the ball in the backswing, and let the weight of the ball do the work afterwards.

by d0nkey on Aug 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I just didn't think that would put much stress on the elbow.

I figured the stress was from trying to muscle the ball which a lot of people try to do.

by d0nkey on Aug 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know exactly what you mean,

but I’ve seen him bowl and this really isn’t his issue. It’s just the pain of the initial “straightening” on the approach I believe.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

For whatever reason that first part of the approach didn't even cross my mind.

And after thinking about it, I would imagine the pendulum effect of the ball pulling your elbow would cause some pain anyway, so I take back my original post.

I would suggest he bowl left-handed. Or granny style.

by d0nkey on Aug 31, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's just stiffness more than anything

And the tennis elbow I mention is in my forearm, near the elbow. Not an uncommon issue for a bowler, and not one I deal with too often anymore. When I first really started bowling heavily I was getting some pain because I was tweaking hand/wrist positions and it was putting a bunch of strain on the forearm

by tootthekazoo on Aug 31, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tennis elbow is that shit in the forearm??

I get that sometimes and it hurts like holy hell. I always figured tennis elbow would be, well, on my elbow.

by d0nkey on Sep 1, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

In fact, here’s a picture of me* wearing a tennis elbow brace

*not actually me

by tootthekazoo on Sep 1, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

Groz still wants Dusty Baker as a managerial candidate in Seattle.

by msb on Aug 31, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

He's full of interesting thoughts today.

Why not consider trading Felix, to get players back like with Cliff Lee!

by msb on Aug 31, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

As much as trades like this make sense in a certain way,

A) You can’t trade away the face of the franchise when he’s not even in his prime yet.
B) Why the hell would you trade away one of the top pitchers in baseball when he’s under club control for several more years?

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally agree.

Maybe you get good stuff back, theres also a chance what you get turns out to be complete horse shit. In all reality, Felix is the type of player you would hope to get from this kind of franchise building trade. He really is the type of foundation you can build a stellar rotation and team from. And I’m pretty sure msb’s post was purely in jest.

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Aug 31, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, that makes some sense.

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Aug 31, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

But like "the other side" said,

he’s exactly the kind of player you would want in return. Lets not forget how young he is.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best college sporting event attendance memories

Hmm I have quite a few in no order:

1. Being at the Cal game my freshman year when we blew out Cal (2001)
2. Being at the Notre Dame game even though we lost that year, simply because HOLY FUCK I WAS ON THE FIELD AT NOTRE DAME
3. Watching as we beat ucla at the coliseum that same year
4. The USC UW game in 2005 on my birthday with my dad (Reggie was awesome in this one)
5. The Fresno St Reggie Bush 500 yard game.

There’s some others in there but those are the ones that immediately stand out.

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by bluemax on Aug 31, 2010 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Just to fuck with you.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just means they care enough to do this to you.

You always hurt the ones you love.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I commented on this earlier.

They’re now auto-updating with the line scores, which is cool and all but I find it aesthetically displeasing.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 31, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not entirely true.

They got Gameday for triple-A games a couple years back, minus radar readings and any useful information, double-A joined in last year, and others are probably on the way.

I think that some of the pitch/strikes info is fairly new too, but we aren’t often looking that far down in the box.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 31, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like they worked out one of last night's bugs.

the series that was “2B: Wiswall (9, Searle), Martinez, M (21, Searle),” was being just copied and pasted from the visiting team’s batting line to the home teams one. I didn’t think it was something that would take them long to fix because it’s just a minor coding error, but it’s nice to see that they were on top of things.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 31, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's just delegated to people in the pressbox.

Usually the guy who operates the balls/strikes information or what have you on the scoreboard (not the actual physical scoreboard operator) has a little computer up where he’s entering all these things. It’s also probably his responsibility to notify the league office about time of game, conditions, results, etc.

Unfortunately, I think the same guy is also in charge of reporting the team’s transactions which leads to some wide variance in what is published. Before Kim got promoted, Pulaski hadn’t reported a move in weeks when I know some players are on and off the DL, and Everett has also been particularly bad at making DL notices throughout the season.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would regale you all with stories of injuries past, but JY stole my thunder for that one.

So here are some answers:
- My only college sports memory is being picked up as an emergency pitcher for my friend’s CC baseball team.
- I loved school so much while I was in it. Every year was another chance to get away from my family and have time to sit and read and learn things.
-I have more injuries, broken bones, and close to death experiences than any person here would want to hear, so I’ll just say I fell off my roof over the weekend putting up conduit for outdoor lighting. I said it was going to happen, and I remember laughing at myself as I was falling. I tore up my shoulder a little, but nothing serious.
As an example of the above – I jumped off a train trestle to avoid a freight train, Lost Boys style. Except I didn’t hang on or fly, so instead I landed with a bounce on the pavement below and broke every major bone in both legs and my right hip socket. At about 50 I’m just going to off myself so I don’t have to live through the aftereffects of my retarded decisions.
- Any time of year is good to be on the OR coast, but honestly I love being in a city in the fall. Pretty much any city but NYC. Everyone starts to bundle up and there’s no heat to make people irritable, and it’s generally more pleasant.

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by Faux on Aug 31, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

No go ahead I suddenly need to feel like less of a freak.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freak? It's not like I was up there pretending I was a vampire. I was taking a shortcut home and got caught by surprise.

But OK:
My Brat’s front driver wheel came off going about 85 on the way back from Timberline. It swerved it off the road, through the barrier and down a mountain in the middle of nowhere. Amazingly it missed a couple of trees, and ended up at the bottom on its roof. With a large cut on my head and a broken arm, I somehow got it rolled back onto its wheels and found that all I was missing was the back bumper and the exhaust system (and I guess the windows), and I drove it home once I found the way out of the farm I was in at that point.
I’ve been winged three times, first at the height of the gang wars when I was 8 in the bad part of NPortland, then out hiking when some drunk shit thought I was a deer, and the last when I got into a barfight in St Louis.
I got drunk at Honeyman State Park and decided to go find something, ended up passing out in the middle of nowhere. Woke up to find a cougar (no, Scruffy) about 5 feet away from me, circling. Luckily a guy riding a dirt bike somewhere close scared it off before it attacked.
I was rallying some old Subarus with friends and nicked a tree doing about 75, flipping my car a few times and hitting a tree with a cross body block. The Sube bent almost in half and it broke all of my ribs on my left side.
I bet a friend that I could jump a car coming on a rural road from ditch to ditch. The roof ended up hitting my rear tire and I flew about 50 ft into a rock, according to the police. I cracked my skull, broke my neck, both my collarbones and my right shoulder.

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by Faux on Aug 31, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wait,

how’d you drive home on three wheels in the first story? It’s obvious you love Subarus though.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a spare in my trunk. It was flat, but it worked.

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by Faux on Aug 31, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, so the wheel itself came off, not the hub.

I was confused.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You sounds like a man that would carry extra lugnuts.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure that I had half of a front drivetrain in those cars at all times.

With all the ones we were constantly building and taking apart and wrecking, between the four of us there was usually a whole other car in the back seats and trunks.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Aug 31, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a friend who bought one of those old Subarus.

We beat on that thing for over a year before we finally killed it. I’d still love to find an old Brat to drive around.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're amazing

A friend of mine would do the same and we’d drive them in a field until the motors blew up. We’d also occasionally have demo-derbies with them, which was always a good time

by tootthekazoo on Aug 31, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

See? I don't think I've been shot at multiple times and I've never ended up in a serious car wreck.

Just ones that were precariously close to serious.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 31, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was shot at once (that I know of).

Stupid hunters or something firing off rifles up in the ORV park. All of a sudden trees start splintering around me, and I hear “crack, crack crack!”. Kinda freaky.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I live near Harlem!

So yes, there has been a time or two. It’s nowhere near as bad as it was in the 80s where you had east campus looking over Morningside Park and drug wars going down over on the other side.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never been struck by lightning.

That seems somehow worse than any of the things I can think of, and I’ve arc’d myself on a 300A commercial panel.

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by Faux on Aug 31, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coming from experience, it's more painful than double knee surgery!

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Aug 31, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit, you mean lightning.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Aug 31, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's dramatic and has noticeable side effects but isn't as bad as one might think.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 31, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a park ranger who got struck seven or more times and shot himself because he was sick of it.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 31, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That seems extreme.

Why not just stay inside during storms?

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got struck on a clear day once.

There was a storm like 100 miles away or something.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's how I plan on going out.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 31, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to be obsessed with the whole phenomenon.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Aug 31, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's me after three dozen fire wings.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a fifth of whiskey.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Aug 31, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that went without saying.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Aug 31, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then maybe he should just stay inside all the time.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or stop sinning. Geez.

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Aug 31, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

My grandmother was struck my lightning twice in her kitchen.

She was a tough lady, though – from what I’ve heard she just brushed herself off, waited for the smoke to clear, and got back to her cooking.

by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

She was a matriarch from the old school.

My grandfather died in the mid-1960s, leaving her with four kids ranging from 18 to 4 years old. Then she lost one daughter to leukemia, developed cancer, and lost the ability to sweat (which was a problem given that she worked at an un-air-conditioned laundry in a veteran’s hospital during South Dakota summers). She was struck by lightning twice in her kitchen, at least partially because she lived at the top of a tall hill, and she scrambled her way up that steep hill every day during the icy winters.

Despite all that, she fought on until the early 2000s and was tough, profane, hilarious, and completely wonderful throughout. Nothing fazed her. We miss her terribly.

by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

She was.

But to get off LLLJ—does anybody have any great stories about your grandparents?

by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just realized half of my stories would not be nearly as good now, because of cell phones.

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by Faux on Aug 31, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what this is, or why it was posted.

But thank you for including a subject line.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

NETI POT GIF

I think I can only use it because I was avoiding imagining how silly it looks.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try using one!

They actually work wonders if you get stuffed up frequently.

by d0nkey on Aug 31, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said "I can use it"

I’ve been using mine for over a year now and it’s silly but effective.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure I buy the 105 gun reading,

but the boy is still bringing HEAT.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fangraphs article today states several readings ranging from 104-105 by different scouts I think.

Its just scary as hell to think about how long will his career last, even if he was a reliever. Dibble threw 105 right and his career lasted how long?

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I broke a growth plate in my knee in kindergarten when someone pushed me down a short slide.

I could move my knee for a full day before it seized up and stopped moving. My mom didn’t believe it was busted. She still feels guilty.

by yuniform on Aug 31, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Growth plates suck.

I broke the growth plate on top of my right foot. I would have rather broken a bone.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE LOVE LOVE fall.

Living in MT, the summers are way too hot, and the winters way too cold. Fall and Spring are amazing though, and all but a few hunting seasons are in fall, and I live for hunting.
Autumn colors are amazing as well. Aspens in September are gorgeous.
The last week has been 40-60 degrees and rainy compared to the ninety degrees and sunny it normally is all summer, and holy crap I’m excited.

Also, school started yesterday here, this is my first year out of school. What an interesting feeling. Anyone else in this situation?

by BigR on Aug 31, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick question

I’m already on the road from Portland with the fam heading to tonight’s game. My mom just asked me if they have corndogs at the field. I assume so, but do they?

by coolguyrob on Aug 31, 2010 1:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

At Safeco?

I think I’ve seen them. Don’t eat them myself though.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Aug 31, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions   7 recs

That's a hell of a shot.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see the aftermath

I can’t imagine she was able to keep talking. Probably concusses. Also, I love the delayed reaction from the co-anchor.

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Aug 31, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

*concussed.

But, whatever.

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Aug 31, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh..

Soccer ball from that distance? Probably scared her more than anything. I’m sure she kept talking.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That thing was travelling a lot more like a kick.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Aug 31, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kicked or not,

it would hurt a bit, but probably wouldn’t give you a concussion. Or at the most an extremely minor one. Unless you were a baby with that soft spot, then there might be an issue.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got a great (awful?) visual of a baby being nailed by such a kick.

I’m imagine a scene akin to several in The Expendables.

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Aug 31, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was All-State at Baby Skeet.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

His delayed reaction is my favorite part.

I want to know if it was a deliberate kick.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Aug 31, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was my first thought.

Probably someone just trying to mess with them, and got lucky (or unlucky) and beaned her in the skull.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like management material from Cora.

I’d love it if he’d do this with Ichiro in Seattle.

by yuniform on Aug 31, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bobby Valentine could do that.

But after watching the LLWS, I don’t want BV anywhere near my TV ever again.

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by Faux on Aug 31, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but it'd be awesome if they didn't share the language.

“Look media, just pretend I can speak Japanese, and you can attribute these quotes to Ichiro.”

by yuniform on Aug 31, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll agree, as long as he could do it with a straight face.

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by Faux on Aug 31, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

As is typically the case with Ramirez, something strange was in the air. Ramirez brought one of the White Sox coaches, Joey Cora, to the table to serve as an interpreter. Ramirez was born in New York City and has been in the majors since 1993, when he debuted with the Indians. ESPN’s Pedro Gomez asked Ramirez why Cora was needed. Ramirez spoke in Spanish to Cora, who said, "I feel more comfortable in my own language.’’

by msb on Aug 31, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just Manny making a scene because it's all about him as usual.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he's just being funny, great...

But this strikes me as his way of trying to be the center of attention in a new town.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never said he was sane.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good god, I'm boring and responsible compared to the rest of you.

My favorite game attendances both involve storming the court/taking the field. I was at last year’s Civil War, when Oregon beat Oregon State with a late comeback to seal a Rose Bowl bid. That was one of the most euphoric moments of my life. The other court-storming was when Oregon won its first conference game against Stanford two years ago. We all rushed the court for the pure irony of it all.

Back to school has always felt good to me, but it’s not as if anything truly momentous has ever occurred to me on the first day.

There’s really only two maladies worth mentioning. One: When I was three or four, my sister hit me in the nose with a baseball bat and broke it. (My sister was 11 or 12 at the time.) Two: My appendix actually ruptured inside of my body when I was 12. I went two days after the doctor estimated it ruptured before I went to the hospital. The bile was encapsulated between the remnants of my appendix and one of my intestines, which miraculously kept me from getting gangrene. The doctor characterized it to my parents as “a putrid mess” within my body. I also found out I was allergic to morphine, because they hooked up the IV and I started getting red welts moving around my body. I was described by my parents as a human lava lamp.

I’ve never really vacationed during the fall, so I only have Central Oregon and Eugene to go off of. I really like Eugene’s fall weather, and the trees changing color on the University campus is really pretty.

by thehemogoblin on Aug 31, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

The worst illness issue I ever had (that I recall)

was when I was five and came down with an F.U.O (Fever of Unidentified Origin). I had a fever exceeding 105 for over a week and had to stay in isolation and an oxygen tent. After a while it went away, and they let me out of the hospital. They never figured out that caused the fever.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

"what" caused the fever.

Sheesh Thingray.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was my Mom's theory.

My body had trouble getting acclimated to the Earth’s atmosphere, and after five years it finally came to a head.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ive never really been sick besides a little flu. I can't imagine it's a good feeling.

Once in high school football practice I got hit and it felt like someone took a machete to my gut and sliced across. They took me to the hospital in an ambulance and never determined the cause. Hernia maybe.

My dad had malaria though.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably gas.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a kid, the ER in my town knew me by sight.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Aug 31, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ER knew me by name,

but I think that FUO episode was the only time I’ve spent the night in the hospital. Every other time has been in the ER, then released that I can remember.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, fevers.

On Thanksgiving eve when I was 10, I stepped on some tiny foreign object in my basement (not sure what it was, still). Hurt soooo bad, just a little puncture wound the size of a pea near the ball of my foot.

The next morning (Thanksgiving!) I had a fever of 103, and my leg was swollen up to my hip. Mom took me to the ER and I was hospitalized for 5 days while they pumped me full of antibiotics and steroids. They called the CDC to alert them, because apparently infections aren’t supposed to spread that quickly, pretty much ever. It took about 2 months for me to walk normal again. I’m pretty sure I would’ve shuffled off this mortal coil if we had waited another day to take me to the ER.

I had hospital chicken nuggets for Thanksgiving dinner.

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Aug 31, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

You got to live to tell a pretty good Thanksgiving story at least.

I knew a guy in high school that got e-coli from Jack in the Box and they pumped him full of steroids too. He would later become the best football player in our high school. Some guys have all the luck!

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That almost sounds like some sort of insect bite.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The hospital considered that also, but couldn't figure out what kind of insect it could have been, based on the wound and my reaction.

If I checked my medical records, they might have figured out what kind of bacteria it was, but at 10, I wasn’t paying attention.

There’s also a chunk of something that has floated to the top of my foot (scar tissue, supposedly) but feels to me more like a piece of plastic or something.

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Aug 31, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is seriously bizarre.

In fact you are probably an alien.

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Aug 31, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

"But I'm not an alien"

ImageHost.org

Good luck with that reference suckers.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife would agree with you.

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Aug 31, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can fix that with tweezers, rubbing alcohol and an exacto knife.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for "done that".

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Aug 31, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Lopez isn't batting fourth today.

Ichiro, Figgins, Guti, Branyan, Lopez, Kotchman, Saunders, Moore, Wilson

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm, I like this lineup.

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Aug 31, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now we know where our expectations are at.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like they think the games matter!

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know!

I just want to pat them all on the head and give them all a cookie.

by pdb on Aug 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daren Brown should take them all out for pizza after tonight's game.

Regardless of the outcome.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

On this note.

What the fuck Tampa? Seattle started David fucking Pauley last night while 29 games UNDER .500. 20000 people went to see that shit. You are 31 goddamn games over .500 in an epic division race and all you can muster is 12000 fans? Is the Trop really that bad?

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Aug 31, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

End rant

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Aug 31, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure how fair an excuse this is, but I have afriend who lives down there.

Take how hard the economy downturn has hurt Seattle and multiply it by 4 for Tampa. It is really bad down there.

by Sec 108 on Aug 31, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indoors!

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Aug 31, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, signing Chone was a bad idea, because apparently Lopez needs to hit second to be any good.

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Aug 31, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Answers...

-Best college sports memory is kind of limited, but the 9/9/00 Miami game might have been the best. There were some pretty memorable players on those teams, damn.

-I’ve been pretty lucky to not be seriously injured in my life. A miracle really, I am hopelessly clumsy. I have sprained one ankle in the same way about 12 times in the past 3 years. Getting really annoying.

-Favorite fall places are anywhere I can hunt/shoot something.

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Aug 31, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

On the topic of illness, I just caught a cold. Cold's hit me like a mac truck, and then go away after a day or two, but I would rather not have those two days of agony.

I’ve found I can sometimes kick it before it takes hold if I realize I’m getting sick, but it’s not always effective.

I’ve been taking NyQyl and sleeping ten hours a night while chugging water, but some of my co-workers have recommended going to Jamba Juice or some other smoothie place and getting a cold buster or whatever they’re called. Seems sorta gimmicky to me, but maybe it’ll work. Anyone have any advice on how to beat a cold, or failing that any useful tips on how to weather it?

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Aug 31, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I am convinced my body is wired differently but I eat like crazy.

Pho of course is a favorite, but I just eat until I cannot anymore.

by Sec 108 on Aug 31, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pho works.

My method is to chug Vitamin Waters during the day, take a couple of Emergen-Cs at night, and get a bunch of Tom Yum at some Thai place, with shrimp when possible. Seems to help knock it out.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like using chips and hot spicy salsa.

Keeps everything nice and clear. Cold is still there, but at least the symptoms aren’t as much

by d0nkey on Aug 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Using supplements and the like can help, but it's more about replenshing things you lose fighting off the cold than killing the cold.

With that said, I recommend finding some sort of wellness multi to keep around during cold season and upping the dosage as need be. The echinacea and such can’t hurt, but the thing that’s really going to help are the increased levels of B, C and D vitamins. Soup is good because your body loses a lot of sodium when you’re sick, and of course pho is awesome. Emergen C is great because it’s like Vitamin Water without a ton of sugars.

by Aaron Campeau on Aug 31, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy fucking shit I had forgotten how sadistic the path to the Great Palace in Zelda II is.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

It is worse than the worst Castlevania II jumping puzzles and I have played both this week.

Castlevania III, debatable.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worse than Ninja Gaidan?

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Aug 31, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing is worse than Ninja Gaiden.

More people need to know this.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the plus side, Ninja Gaiden generates some the wackiest speed runs of any non-broken game.

Still a big fan of Super Mario World runs though, and I hear that in things like the original Mega Man it’s impossible to tell what’s actually happening.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Battletoads was so badly programmed that with two players it was literally impossible to beat.

Ninja Gaiden was possible, just extremely unlikely because if you died on the last boss, you started from the beginning of the act, not the stage.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I personally feel Zelda II is worse than Ninja Gaiden in this regard.

The Ninja Gaiden stuff was baaaaaad, but the Zelda II bounceback deaths piss me off more than any other game, I think.

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Aug 31, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Final Fantasy 1 for NES was a pretty tough fight to get to the end battle vs Chaos.

Also, the marsh cave, but we’ve already covered that in another thread.

Another bitch of an endgame was Metal Gear for NES. You had to use like 20 plastic explosives to get to the last battle with the metal gear, and you only get 5x your rank maximum. Well, you lose rank by killing prisoners, and hey I was a kid so shooting innocents was fun!.. anyway, I only had 15 plastic explosives and there were no more prisoners to free. Thankfully the game glitched somehow, and I bypassed the screen that you had to use the explosives on and went straight into the metal gear room. It was weird.

by d0nkey on Aug 31, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marsh cave was a fucking pain in the ass.

I never beat the game until it came out on PSX but I think it was in large part because the battery save feature in the game had died and the NES was at my dad’s house, so I played it every other week and usually got to around Tiamat before everything went to hell.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The end is a bitch. It's easier if you don't go treasure hunting, but what fun is that??

Kind of maze-ish. It’s just long and you can’t do much about taking damage which sucks out all of your heal spells and potions. It was just a major grind.

Nothing like the marsh cave though. That low level and fighting screens of giests that paralyze your whole party can cause sever damage to any nearby objects and controllers. (and siblings)

by d0nkey on Aug 31, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never went to the upper levels for that reason.

It was always down and straight to the goal.

No other dungeon was nearly that bad.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know but you get some pieces of silver armor

and a silver ring I believe if you get all the booty.

The only reason that dungeon was bad was all of the poison monsters and the stupid paralyze monsters. If you fight a screen of paralyzing things and they get to strike first, might as well reset the bitch.

by d0nkey on Aug 31, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just grind it out on the Peninsula of Power

and you’ll be leveled enough that the rest of the game will be pretty easy.

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by bluemax on Sep 1, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll note that I didn't find out about the Peninsula

until after I’d beaten FF1 about 10 times.

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by bluemax on Sep 1, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I made a party of all black belts one time, and I had to grind out that spot

for days to be able to get through some of the tougher dungeons. But man, once I got them all to Fighter status, it was pure joy.

by d0nkey on Sep 1, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine you save a lot on equipment

which goes right back into potions.

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by bluemax on Sep 1, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, needs 99 potions at all times.

But, I got to strike first a lot of the time because of their speed, and once I got to a certain point, it was 15 hits 3489398 damage one hit kills. It was way worth it.

Try it if you ever get bored. It was really really hard to get through the first half of the game.

by d0nkey on Sep 1, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I might be in agreement with you there after launching myself into a pit by stabbing a shielded enemy.

But I’ve beaten Zelda II without cheating. Can’t say the same for Ninja Gaiden.

here’s what I’m talking about.
Ninja Gaiden TAS
Imagine being six or seven and at the penultimate level without any help. Actually, this run doesn’t even give a proper scope of that, so whatever.

Mega Man TAS
If you think Bomb Man and Cut Man are fun, wait ’til you get to the Wily levels.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except they are almost all done on emulators

and heavily abuse the save game state function.

by d0nkey on Aug 31, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's because they're Tool-Asssisted Speedruns.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Assist only has three Ss in it.

Melvin van Peebles was not using my keyboard.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I'm using Virtual Console on my Wii.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not free, but on games that are easier with a controller or have saving it works.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the no-controller thing really makes using emulators awkward for someone not versed in PC gaming such as myself.

If there was some way I could get NES/SNES/N64 games to work on my CycloDS I would be ecstatic.

I don’t think Virtual Console was around when I last had my Wii set up. Still, the new Zelda game, amongst other stuff revealed at E3, means I’ll likely be using it again soon and I expect I’ll be retroing it up as well. I should probably buy some of those fancy new motion+ controllers too.

by Eyeball Kid on Aug 31, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alternatively, you could be totally awesome

and get one of these

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 31, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

That’s a guaranteed purchase as soon as I get some money.

by Eyeball Kid on Aug 31, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is pretty rad.

Wonder if they make a USB Power Glove..

by d0nkey on Aug 31, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've changed my mind and decided on a SNES one instead

That’ll still work with NES roms, right? Review on Amazon said it worked fine with Mario 64 so I guess it’ll work with anything.

by Eyeball Kid on Aug 31, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the NES one just doesn't seem to have enough buttons.

You could get a PS3-like controller, which would have all the buttons you’d need.

by yuniform on Aug 31, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can buy PS2->USB adapters at any Radio Shack

Although I don’t think they have those in Euroland.

Its possible to get a PS3 controller to work on Windows but the drivers are crap, even the official Sony one for developers sucks.

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by bluemax on Sep 1, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's fine.

It’s the overall principle of “holy shit we can do this now!” that counts.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 31, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

"And now THIS THING with an erratic flight pattern is going to crashing into you mid-jump and knock you into a blood pit"

Here I was thinking “That last palace sure was easy now that I’m level 8 in everything.”

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH BITCHES

I only have one health bar and no spare lives but I fucking did it.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAME OVER

RETURN OF GANNON

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by bluemax on Aug 31, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You timed it just right too.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THAT PATH

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Aug 31, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did it fuckers.

For the record, Ninja Gaiden is definitively harder than Zelda II because once you get to the Great Palace, you can continue from it.

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by JY on Sep 1, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Commas are helpful.

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by JY on Sep 1, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brock Huard?

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Aug 31, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at your baby, now back to me, now back to your baby, now back to me.

Sadly, your baby isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the baby your baby could smell like. Anything is possible when your baby smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m doing a one-armed push-up.

by d0nkey on Aug 31, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions   8 recs

Urbanspoon is pretty cool.

You shake it, and it will bring up a random resteraunt in the area. You can filter results by price, location, and type of food. So, if you want Thai in Wallingford, it will bring up the nearest result.

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Aug 31, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would tell you what the lady told me when I got mine a few days ago...

which is open source means whatever they want to charge you for, you can probably find for free.

Other than that, I eagerly await to hear what others say.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amen on this one.

VERY important. I use Advanced Task Killer Free.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

They did the same for me.

In fact, they downloaded it on my phone before they even handed it over to me.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bought Advanced Task Manager a long long time ago.

Works great for me. But there wasn’t a free one at the time.

by d0nkey on Aug 31, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No their battery was constantly dying due to the fact that they left on background data.

If you have a newer Android phone (with 2.2) you do not need a task manager.

Taken from another site:

unless you have a bad app like I assume reaver does, the only thing a task killer does is slow down the speed of relaunching applications.
They won’t use the cpu unless they’ve been set to look for updates at various time intervals (eg. facebook notifications), in which case you’d want it to stay on so that you can get those notifications.
So yeh, you are basically just wasting your time reloading applications (as well as the time lost by manually managing an already automated process)

If you have an older phone with weaker specs like the G1, Hero, myTouch or maybe the Aria then it could be useful for clearing up resources but the new superphones that are out, basically anything that’s the original moto droid or better, you will barely notice the difference.

by Robert on Aug 31, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fascinating.

It does make sense though that they’d find a way of solving that eventually. Well, then I won’t be running Advanced Task Killer.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Droid 2.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then yep no need. Restarting your phone once every 3 or 4 days would be better for it.

Plus you have a built in task manager if you must kill a single app. Settings→Applications→Running Services.

by Robert on Aug 31, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's easy enough to figure out.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not yet. The Galaxy S series is on pace for an update to 2.2 "sometime in September" but since a rom for it leaked a few hours ago I would imagine that it's right around the corner

Battery life will seem terrible at first considering the phone that you are coming from but once you realize that you are carrying around a computer in your pocket and you need to manage it accordingly it will get better.

Tips!

*Buy a second/ third battery For example these are only 10 dollars and they let you use your phone however you want and you get to ignore the next few tips

*Turn off 4G, since it’s coverage hasn’t expended into the state that you are in yet. Use WiFi when you can then turn it off as soon as you leave the coverage area.

*Live backgrounds are neat and don’t actually tax your battery all that much but until you figure out how to keep your battery under control I would avoid them. Once you do download this awesome son of a bitch

*Twitter/ESPN/Facebook/etc widgets constantly refresh looking for changes and are an easy way to use up battery. I know that HTC phones with Sense UI give you an option to change “scenes” meaning I have one for Sounders games where I have a Qwest field soccer background, my contacts on the screen that I text most during a Sounders games and widgets that tell me soccer scores. I am not sure if Touchwiz UI allows you to do this but if they do set up a battery saver “scene” that has no widgets, no live background, your most common tasks on your front page and a dark wallpaper that you switch to before you go out for the day.

*TURN OFF BACKGROUND DATA This is the single most important tip and I can not stress this enough. You lose the ability to get constantly updating updating widgets, push email and Google Chat but you gain the ability to go +12 hours on a single charge. To do this go into Settings→ Accounts and sync and turn off background data and Auto-Sync.

*Use common sense. If you think what you are doing is using a lot of battery life, it’s probably using twice as much as what you are guessing.

by Robert on Sep 1, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know how you know so much but kickass

Side note, what’s the best way to get my laptop to use the internet from my Droid without paying a monthly fee?

by Fett42 on Sep 1, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because cellphones are the closest thing that I have to a profession

Use PDAnet to get phone as a modem (internet on your laptop). It’s free and they never bother you for using it unless you are torrenting or downloading massive amounts of info.

by Robert on Sep 1, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Downloaded!

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Handcent Sms

I find the default text messaging app to be crappy, and this one is awesome. It will pop-up and display texts when you are in other programs, and the default does not. Plus it has a lof of personalization settings which some people find nice.

Also, FreeCaddie if you are a golfer.

AK Notepad I find very handy.

Nesoid, and SNesoid are awesome. Cumbersome but I still found them worth the download if you have NES and/or SNES roms

Shop Savvy is stupid awesome. Almost forgot about that one. You scan barcodes when you are shopping and search websites for better deals. It has saved me a bit of cash when buying things like LCD TVs and other big ticket electronics.

by d0nkey on Aug 31, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm assuming Google Maps and Nav are standard.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is a Google phone.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Droid is a Motorola.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure if they are standard. I have the G1.

But yes, google maps is a must download if it doesn’t already have it.

Nav on the other hand, is not as easy to come by. Google (last I remember) won’t allow their maps to be used for turn by turn navigation, so I’m not sure about how to go about that one.

by d0nkey on Aug 31, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I click on Google Maps,

choose my destination, then click “navigate”, and it takes me turn by turn, with voice and everything. Free app.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh they must have done something cool with the newer android OS

Since I’m on an old G1, I can’t get the newer updates. Without a lot of hacking, which I should have done already..

by d0nkey on Aug 31, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually don't know which model mine is.

I got it back in early April.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the new updates make it basically foolproof. Kind of ridiculous.

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Aug 31, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh well, the G2 is supposed to come out soon I hope.

Or maybe I will wait for a rumor I heard about a phone with a dual-core processor

by d0nkey on Aug 31, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still hate the latest OS update though.

It moved everything on my menus, and changed the whole way that the phone works. I liked it better before, and I’ve had the new set-up for two weeks now.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it made my phone harder to use,

but that’s just my opinion.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that is a bit insulting.

I don’t mind learning something new, and I’m all for upgrades. However, this upgrade makes it so I have to take extra steps to accomplish the same tasks I used to do with one touch of a button, so I’m not a fan.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Technicality.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the traffic advisory overlay feature on Google Maps.

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Aug 31, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

My current list of bitching apps

[TFLN]
Abduction
Album Art Grabber
Alchemy
Barcode Scanner
Chrome to Phone
Double Twist (mainly because it has huge potential and they are threatening to make it a pay app soon so this way you can get it for free)
Google Earth
Facebook
mint.com
Mileage
Robo Defense
Rock Player
Scorecenter
Shazam
Shop Savvy
Swype
The offical Twitter App
Wikipathia

MLB at Bat is the biggest most overpriced piece of shit ever

by Robert on Aug 31, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh - What the Fuck!?

Josh Wilson was just traded. I could live with every other move. But this one just befuzzles me.

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 31, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

PTBNL or cash probably.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT?!?!??

How does this make sense?

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep
Seahawks confirm Josh Wilson’s trade to Baltimore for conditional 2011 draft choice. ESPN’s Adam Schefter says it’s a 5th and can become 4th

by yuniform on Aug 31, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They obviously like some of the other corners on the roster.

Who is the guy that’s coming back from major knee surgery?

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, that's him.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walter Thurmond III.

I was at Autzen Stadium when he blew out his knee against Utah. The weird thing was, he got up and jogged off the field (never to be seen again).

by thehemogoblin on Aug 31, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now he's back, with the knee almost 100%.

And he has WAY more upside (hee hee) than Josh Wilson.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would have been a first- or second-round pick without that injury.

He picked it up when he was returning a kickoff anyway. It was a complete fluke.

(Actually, in retrospect, it was the Cal game where he blew his knee out; he ran a punt back for a touchdown against the Utes.)

by thehemogoblin on Aug 31, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly,

So this made someone theoretically expendable. I doubt Baltimore wanted Jennings, so out goes Wilson.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can a knee really ever be 100% again after the lower part of your leg almost gets disconnected from your body?

Seems like an awful big risk to pencil him in as a starter and trade away better pieces thinking he will thrive, but I guess we don’t have much to lose. If Option B is Jennings….shudder

by OlSalty on Aug 31, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know, but he certainly looked great in last week's game.

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Sep 1, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

This makes more sense.

We have plenty of other nickelbacks. I don’t see how he fits in Baltimore’s physical style though.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think sometimes we get too attached to homegrowns.

And we always trade players at the worst possible time anyways.

by Kenneth Arthur on Aug 31, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody likes their own brand.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 31, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying I love this move (I don't),

but I’m saying I can see some of the thinking behind it.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been known to download that just to run some updates and then delete it when I'm done

It’s definitely a good choice for obscure driver updates for the systems. I don’t have any of the Lenovo stuff on my new W500 after I upgraded it to Win7 x64 but I may add them at some point. The Windows Update for Win7 works pretty well for it too, I’ve noticed

by tootthekazoo on Sep 1, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Watching the Cougs hang an OT loss on USC in 2002 was a good day.

Day before my birthday so it was kind of an event.

My best broken bone story doesn’t have anything to do with the injury, but telling the story. Had a gruesome broken forearm in 2006 on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico. A year later I’m in the Comet and these stories come up and I’m just sitting on mine waiting my turn. And I lay it out like a champ, embellishments and everything. When it’s all over I lean back in the booth, completely satisfied that I’ve blown all the competition out of the water. Then the girl sitting next to me takes her jacket off.

She’s wearing a tank top and has the most beautiful scar you’ve ever seen wrapped completely around her shoulder. Whilst driving up a mountain road a logging truck had taken a corner wide and run her over, ripping her arm completely off. She held it in her lap until they flew her to the hospital where they stitched it back on. I’ve never bothered with my broken arm story since.

by Kermit. on Aug 31, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions   6 recs

I don't know why I even bother reading anything you write, I just end up reccing it anyways.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Aug 31, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of us have heard the broken arm story though.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Aug 31, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not like that one, it was an epic telling of the story

Had all the gory details, I worked the Louisiana accent of X-ray tech in there, the whole 9 yards. Polished that story for an entire year and the first time I lay it out it gets smoked.

by Kermit. on Aug 31, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was sufficient to get the rest of the table to think you were cool though.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man fuck that game

That’s another one I’ve tried hard to forget all over the years. If we win that game we play for the MNC that year.

[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]

by bluemax on Sep 1, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't that the last loss for USC for the next three years or something?

Whichever, right about that time you guys had a hell of a run. So good it stole every bit of thunder from WSU, they had a pretty good two or three seasons right there.

by Kermit. on Sep 1, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

BYU is moving to the WCC in all non-footbal (going independent on that front) sports.

Which suddenly bumps the WCC up a notch, at least as far as basketball goes.

by SethGrandpa on Aug 31, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes. Not great, not bad.

VERY uninspired service from a 17 year-old girl who very obviously was working against her will.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Aug 31, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying to find someplace where I can get a smallish burger and a shake for the pops, and maybe something not fried for me.

the best deal is the miniburger/shake at Kidd Valley, but I am running out of things on the menu I can eat.

by msb on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be a decent place. Or Dad Watsons, my old restaurant.

Service isn’t the best (the owners value smaller labor costs over multiple servers, then get mad at us when we get bad secret shops), but the food is good.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Baron, All-Star.

Bitches.

Anthony Fernandez and Kevin Mailloux named. The other Kevin should be there. This is an outrage.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Now now, I didn't even suit up this year, bro.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet imagine if I HAD!

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Player of the Year, easily.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Player of "The Fear."

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's Kotchman.

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by JY on Aug 31, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

No, no... I would be the Glenn Danzig of the Diamond.

Come to think of it, I wish Kotchman were this as well.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Went to the Rangers/Royals game tonight...

Fucktastic. Cliff Lee got knocked around pretty good, Betancourt hit a cheap home run and Scrappy Doo won the game on a steal and a wild pitch. I actually kind of liked Scrappy Doo back when he did shit like that for the team I was rooting for. Fuckers.

by Ike Clanton on Aug 31, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

huge pimp

Brett Anderson is the Truth. Brett Anderson is divine presence. Brett Anderson is eternal life. Brett Anderson is within you. Brett Anderson is here. Brett Anderson is Now.

by Frederick0220 on Sep 3, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Douches on yelp? Naw.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 1, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

My complaint here is not about Yelp

it’s about self-entitled people who feel their night was ruined by them not noticing that a restaurant was not yet open until they got there, and then having the balls to give the not-yet-open restaurant a bad review.

The culture of self-entitlement in this country is staggeringly irritating.

by pdb on Sep 1, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn't really surprise me.

I’ve seen other reviews on other places about the place not being open when they got there and therefore 1 star.

Amazon is filled with reviews of people who gave it 1 star merely because it was damaged/broken in transit.

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by JY on Sep 1, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a guy at the alley the other night bust the shit out of a lane.

I came down to guilt him a bit for it and tell him that it was going to take a half hour to fix, but that I’d move him to another lane. He balked at the price of bowling at the end (but his three friends were totally cool with it), then signed the receipt “You Suck.”

I have to laugh after these things as a defense mechanism. If I got actually angry about people like that, I’d be mad all day.

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Sep 1, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did he do to the lane?

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He basically threw the ball at the wrong time and the sweep was in the way.

One side of the sweep got knocked behind and twisted around the deck. We weren’t able to fix it.

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Sep 2, 2010 2:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's finally reached a point where my hatred for Apple and everything that they stand has over taken my love for new and shiny gadgets.

Maybe its because I’m pretty sure that I know everything that’s going to get announced today but I do not care in the least about the Apple Event today.

by Robert on Sep 1, 2010 9:30 AM PDT reply actions  

About a month ago I managed to re-install the Leopard OS on my original hard drive and that had it working up until last weekend.

Really, it was as good as new.

Then it froze again and I started seeing the exact same issues. I bought an external drive in hopes of running the OS off of that. I booted to the install disk and ran a permissions repair and then a disk repair on the original hard drive and after a reboot, I had it working for about an hour and backed up what files I had on the external.

It froze after those 8 hours again and I rebooted to the install CD and tried installing the OS to the external. It was running fine but when I came back the computer was off. Ever since then, I boot up and after 60-90 seconds, it shuts down on its own. If I put the CD in, it just makes a godawful noise and nothing happens.

I really can’t get it to do anything else at that point. Google search tells me “Disk Warrior” but I dont have any money to expirement with that.

by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand

 I’ve been told by so many that Apple products never ever ever break under any circumstances.

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by JY on Sep 1, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Incredible

It appears that they are acting like they invented HDR photography

by Robert on Sep 1, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Answers

College Sporting Event: No one game stands out, but I had student season tickets to Husky Football for a year or two and heartily enjoyed watching Napoleon Kaufman, Rashaan Shehee, and Corey Dillon run all over opposing defenses.

Best Back to School Memory: I always hated going back to school and losing the freedom of summer vacation.

Worst Fall/Worst Injury: The most painful came after my parents gave me a digital speedometer for my Huffy and I became dedicated to hitting the highest number that I could. I think I managed to hit 25 or so – big numbers for an eight-year-old on a Huffy – when I got excited and then immediately wiped out. I didn’t break anything, but the bruises and sprains gave me a needed bit of perspective on the downsides of playing dare-devil.

Probably the worst fall came when I was scrambling in the Cascades with some friends near Snow Lake and Granite Mountain. We were coming down the mountain and my feet went out from under me. I caught myself with my hands, but in so doing my right wrist came down on a sharp, knife-like rock. The rock cut deeply up my wrist for a few inches up my arm – it looked like (and the scar still looks like) a suicide attempt. Happily we had first-aid kits around so we were able to get it bandaged and apply direct pressure but we still had to come down off the mountain and return to civilization while it bled like a bastard.

Favorite fall location: The Blue Ridge Parkway.

by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Yesterday, I saw the following fly around all day

- 787 Dreamliner
- F-35 Lightning II
- F-22s doing high performance takeoffs
- F-16s (lots and lots of them)
- Global Hawk
- T-38s

then today, watched half a squadron of F-18s and F-16s fly low level over Torrey Pines GC on their way out to sea.

Yay nerdiness!

by seattlebruin on Sep 1, 2010 11:37 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That's awesome.

My step dad was a Lt. Captain in the Air Force and flew t38 Talons (basically migs) to train pilots, so I had an early on affinity for aircraft. I used to love when the air show would come to Yakima so I could see the A10s and harriers do their thing. Amazing what those larger planes are able to do in very little airspace. Sadly, it’s a rarity in Seattle.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Sep 1, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is about the only reason I envy where you live.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then I envy where you work.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know jack squat about them aeroplanes, but I'm sure some of you would be interested in what my old boss is doing.

Making a documentary about those flying ships. He’s interviewed some really important figures in the business and flown around in some crazy stuff too. I really want to name drop right now but all I can think of is Harrison Ford and Tom Hanks because they love to fly and he met with them. But also guys who really made the industry what it is today. I’ll have to think about it.

by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic.

One of the great things about having a young daughter is that she doesn’t know yet that girls aren’t supposed to be interested in cool things like fighter planes. We have a membership to the Museum of Flight and she loves to walk around and talk to the airplanes.

Any day in which I get to see a Yak-9, a P-51, a SR-71, a Spad, a Harrier, and the gorgeous B-47 is a good day.

by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

What exactly does she talk to the airplanes about?

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

She has fairly in-depth conversations with one airplane in particular.

It’s a Caproni, which is arguably one of the first fighter aircraft in the world. She loves talking to the airplane about her friends, things she’s doing in school, etc. She asks it about life in the museum, and that kind of thing. I do a voice for Caproni which I mean to sound Italian but which invariably sounds really Transylvanian.

by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

If I was a billionaire, I'd buy those airplanes and fly them around just to one-up you in this comment thread.

But as it is, I’m envious. I was fortunate enough to watch all the Blue Angels practices last month from the 19th floor of the Columbia Tower, though, if that counts for anything.

by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'd have to have many, many billions to do that

since an F-22 alone costs like $400M and the US DoD won’t sell them to anyone much less private citizens =)

by seattlebruin on Sep 1, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder why that is.

In my opinion the F-15 is the superior airplane.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

So essentially the F-15 is a "NATO" type fighter,

whereas the F-14 was not? Because I’m pretty sure the F-15 is a front line air superiority fighter as well.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bell bottoms.

That is all.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's an interesting thread regarding private purchase of older warplanes.

Linky.

Here are some classifieds for turbine and prop-powered former warplanes. Only $2M for this F8F Bearcat!

by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn I wish I was rich.

And knew how to fly.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT THING IS SO COOL

I actually saw an SU-27 or SU-35 landing at Miramar a few week back, it was really neat

by seattlebruin on Sep 1, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's freakin' awesome.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, they are.

There’s something about the sound that a WWII fighter puts out that is completely unmatched by today’s propeller planes – those engines were amazing, right at the peak of piston-powered technology in many ways, and as different in character from today’s Cessnas as a 1950s Le Mans Jaguar is from today’s Toyota Corollas.

by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Old radial engines, merlins....

Those were awesome. Hydroplanes used to sound cool too.

"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They used to use surplus warplane engines out of WWII fighters for the early hydroplanes

P-51’s were really popular (Merlins?) Anyway, there was a spate of salvage business in the ’90’s when air racers were scrounging for engine blocks. The story I got was early hydro racers could get the surplus engines so cheap, if they blew one up they would just drop it off the dock and put in a new one.

by Kermit. on Sep 1, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's why I mentioned the hydros.

And I have heard that story too, about dropping the blown engines off the dock. My step-dad’s brother was also deeply into the hydros in the old days.

Too bad some company couldn’t start making those engines again. You’d think with air racing, vintage hydros and the like, there would be at least a little demand for such a thing.

"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd love to see a brand new take on a high-horsepower prop engine.

Recreating a Merlin would be interesting, but applying new technology to the same idea could be amazing – as long as it was pushed with the same sort of urgency and budget that was thrown at the Merlin back in the 1940s.

There’s probably a negligible market for such a thing, which prevents us from having that urgency and budget, but I’d love to see the results.

by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was a kid looking at jet specifications, I was always disappointed by how "slow" T-38s were.

They looked like they should be the fastest thing in the sky, but had a measly top speed of mach 1.3.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 1, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It makes them a good basic trainer for that reason.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Sep 1, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

T-38s are absolutely gorgeous.

The T-38 and the F-104 Starliner are two of my favorite fighter-type jet aircraft, based solely on their looks.

by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

A-10 all the way.

WARTHOG!

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The F-104 is called the "Starliner"?

I thought it would have a better name than that.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Starfighter is what I'm finding.

And I have to agree with Chris, I think the F-104 is beautiful.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

To expand:

My dad was in the navy, and we lived really close to Naval Air Station Alameda. Really, we lived pretty much right under the approach for landing, so we got to see all sorts of cool planes fly over all day. A-6s, F-14s, F-18s, P-3s, E-2Cs, etc.

I’m sure my parents were miserable with all the noise, but as a seven year old, it was awesome.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 1, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Favorite airplanes, go go go!

1. Grumman F-14 Tomcat. This was the first jet I loved growing up, and it will always be my favorite.
2. Rockwell B-1 Lancer. Supersonic bomber? HELL yes.
3. General Dynamics F-111 Aardvark
4. NAA P-51 Mustang
5. McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom
6. SAAB JAS 39 Gripen. This plane is just sleek as hell.
7. Lockheed P-51 Lightning
8. McDonnell Douglas F/A-18 Hornet
9. North American XB-70 Valkyrie.
10. McDonnell Douglas F-15 Eagle

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 1, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. F-14

2-Infinity: Whats the point.

by Robert on Sep 1, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The XB-70 is one of the most interesting planes of all time.

A bomber capable of mach 3+ while carrying a nuclear ordinance. That’s insane.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 1, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats tough

1. Starship Enterprise
2. Hovercrafts
3. Stealth. Preferably with Jessica Biel
4. The Winnebago from Spaceballs
5. Rocketeer.

by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rank the Enterprises thusly:

NCC-1701 – post-refit
NCC-1701 – pre-refit
NCC-1701-A
NCC-1701-E
NCC-1701-C
NCC-1701-B
NX-01
NCC-1701-D

My God, I’m a geek.

by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The NCC-1701-D is gross.

It’s too rounded and out of proportion, it’s styled like too much of a luxury yacht, and it dies an ignominious death in a bad movie. Plus, it’s so obviously poor CGI – the others look much more realistic.

by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

CGI?

That’s one thing that TNG really avoided with their ships. They used a 6 foot, a 4 foot, and a 2 foot model.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 1, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find that really surprising - I could swear that I can see the pixels in the Enterprise-D.

I almost always find myself taken right out of my belief-suspension by how fake the ship looks.

by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be that all of the special effects were done on videotape.

Extremely low resolution. This is why the DVDs don’t crisp up much.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 1, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're fairly far up the totem pole, though.

Even further up the ladder than I, surprisingly.
Geek Chart

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by Faux on Sep 1, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do like your list, though.

I’d rank the post-refit and Enterprise-A at the top of the list as well. What a beautifully designed ship.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 1, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are all great airplanes.

So great, in fact, that my list overlaps quite a bit. So, concentrating solely on aircraft not mentioned by you or the T-38 or F-104 I mentioned above, here’s what I have, in no particular order:
1. Martin B-26 Marauder
2. de Havilland Mosquito
3. Bell P-63 Kingcobra
4. Boeing B-47 Stratojet
5. Messerschmitt Me-262
6. Republic A-10 Thunderbird II
7. Lockheed P-38 Lightning
8. North American F-86 Sabre
9. Sukhoi Su-27 Flanker
10. Vought F4U Corsair

by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. YF-23

2. F-14
3. SU-27
4. B-1B
5. F-22
6. P-38
7. B-17
8. F-101
9. F-86
10. Focke Wulfe 190

by seattlebruin on Sep 1, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Focke you.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

Though, after playing through ME2 a number of times, the Normandy II is a lot more bad ass looking than the first.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 1, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Answers!

1. Chance Vought F4U Corsair
2. Grumman F-14 Tomcat
3. North American P-51 Mustang
4. McDonnell Douglas F/A-18 Hornet
5. Lockheed P-38 Lightning

by BrianL on Sep 1, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The P-38 is awesome.

My step-dad’s brother flew them in WWII, and he used to tell stories about coming back from training runs with cactus needles stuckin the bottom of the plane because they’d use big cactus as “pylons” when they’d “race” back to base.

Amazing the things they used to let military pilots get away with.

"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tee hee
craig (pittsburgh): Of the three teams that traded Cliff Lee, who got the best return for his services?

Jim Callis: Smoak has struggled, but I still think the Mariners will have done the best in the long run.

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by JY on Sep 1, 2010 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

He's from Pittsburgh, so I'm guess he's originally an Indians fan

hence the Cliff Lee question.

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by JY on Sep 1, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That assumes he'll sign with a team that has an unprotected pick.

Which he probably will, but it’s still a variable.

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by JY on Sep 1, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Texas, I think.

I’m still holding out a tiny hope that we overhaul the roster and Clifton comes back to us.

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by JY on Sep 1, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's okay to share this bit.

But when Dave was at the Futures Game, he sent me an e-mail.

Peguero and Liddi -

Both still suck.

Dave

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Sep 1, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to have a great time seeing Dave's reaction tomorrow at Cheney

when I tell him that Steve Baron made the NWL All-Star Team.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Sep 1, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of those responses from the chat were amusing.
2:20
[Comment From will]
i know halman Ks a ton but he hit HRs do we give him a chance over saunders or keep him in AAA?

2:20 Greg Halman sucks.

I don’t think a lot of people realize that there’s much Dave and I agree on regarding the system, it just comes off in different packaging.

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by JY on Sep 1, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a retarded way to form the question and clearly lacked some information.

But I disagree that Halman doesn’t have a chance to be useful as a 4th outfielder because of defense.

by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It depends on what you want from your fourth outfielder: dingers, or OBP?

Because Halman lacks the latter, and it’s looking increasingly like the increase in walks this year was just temporary conditioning that wore off.

What we need is a chip in his brain the shocks him every time he swings at a stupid pitch.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Sep 1, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last Friday I saw Halman misplay a pop up horribly

I know it’s the epitome of SSS, but I immediately thought “this guy plays good D? Seriously? Since when?”

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Sep 1, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Misplays of popups are rarely indicative of bad defensive play

misplays happen. Particularly egregious errors, terrible routes and lack of range are much more worrisome

by seattlebruin on Sep 1, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm on the fence on this one.

I don’t know if you call it a misplay or what. He sauntered up on the ball for about 5 seconds, then realized it was too far in, sprinted, then dove and flailed like 3 feet in front of the ball. It was pretty bad.

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Sep 1, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

High sky, lost it in the sun/lights...

Who knows. Sounds like he simply misread theball to me.

"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good tools, and better range than Ezequiel Carrera had.

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by JY on Sep 1, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some vague support.

As of the 22nd of August, Lee had an 89.835 score and Crawford was 84.054

Oh no, MLB Trade Rumors

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by JY on Sep 1, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does the player with the best Elias ranking net a draft pick for his former team?

This seems like it’d be more convoluted, like involving intra-division signings.

by yuniform on Sep 1, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not convoluted it's just stupid.

Anyway, if a team signs multiple A rank free agents, they’d take the scores of each and the player with the highest score will net the higher draft pick.

I don’t know what they do when the players have identical scores. Probably go based off of season records or cast bones or something.

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by JY on Sep 1, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always lose track with all the beer threads

but Three Philosophers is supposed to be a good beer right? This place my boss took us to for lunch on Monday had Three Philosophers and Allagash White on their list and those were two of the beers I recognized from threads here.

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by bluemax on Sep 1, 2010 12:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I just got an e-mail from a co-worker that says "OK THX"

Should I go kick him in the throat? How about another pet-peeves sub-thread

by d0nkey on Sep 1, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate it when people use chat speak when the actual word is only three letters longer.

Could you be any more lazy?

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to use Y and N almost exclusively as responses to text messages.

I hated texting on a phone without a keyboard and I told my friends not to text me, so I figured they deserved a curt response.

by Chris Hafner on Sep 1, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least this makes sense though.

The guy is one door down and on a computer.

Last week I got another e-mail that had “OMG THIS THING IS A POS” in the subject. I didn’t even read it.

by d0nkey on Sep 1, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I worked an IT job in college

where they promoted our office admin to MIS Manager or whatever (a job she was not qualified for).

She once sent us an email that said something like “CLR Monitors” and when we called her to clarify what she meant, she said CLR, you know color".

Not really chatspeak, but still amazing.

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by bluemax on Sep 1, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I absolutely love St. Elsewhere, and have been keeping an eye out for new Gnarls Barkley stuff.

And somehow completely missed Cee-Lo’s solo career until it’s been mentioned on here with his Fuck You video.
The last few days I’ve been listening to all his solo stuff.

What an amazingly talented man.

by BigR on Sep 1, 2010 12:22 PM PDT reply actions  

MSNBC is live with it right now.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Sep 1, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of my housemates in DC used to walk past that building every day on their way to work.

Craziness! That there’s a hostage situation, not that they used to walk past it.

You! Cake or death?

by Torrid on Sep 1, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

bahahaha
At the time of his conviction in March 2008, Lee was identified as being from San Diego. Court records said he was arrested Feb. 21, 2008, on the sixth day of a protest at the Discovery building. Police were called when a crowd that had gathered began growing "unruly" as Lee threw thousands of dollars of cash into the air, some of it still in shrink-wrapped packages, police said at the time. (Lee was found not guilty of littering.)

by seattlebruin on Sep 1, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he's a loaded wackjob.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the comments following the article:
The producers of Dirty Jobs were heard on the phone with Mike Rowe:

“Hey, get down here, we’ve got one for ya!”

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Sep 1, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I thought I hated humanity.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 1, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahahahaah, his demands are amazingly crazy
For every human born, ACRES of wildlife forests must be turned into farmland in order to feed that new addition over the course of 60 to 100 YEARS of that new human’s lifespan! THIS IS AT THE EXPENSE OF THE FOREST CREATURES!!!! All human procreation and farming must cease!

Google Cache Link

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by Faux on Sep 1, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he would be so belligerent on their behalf if he knew what forest creatures were really like.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 1, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Totally.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Sep 1, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ahahahaah, his demands are amazingly crazy
For every human born, ACRES of wildlife forests must be turned into farmland in order to feed that new addition over the course of 60 to 100 YEARS of that new human’s lifespan! THIS IS AT THE EXPENSE OF THE FOREST CREATURES!!!! All human procreation and farming must cease!

Google Cache Link

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 1, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I'm sure you've all heard by now that they shot and killed the dude.

He apparently had explosives strapped to himself.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Sep 1, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit

I bet someone $5 that it would end in murder+suicide.

by d0nkey on Sep 1, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

We're No. 1! We're No. 1!

2010 REGULAR SEASON RANKINGS

BATTING AVERAGE
.236
30th Overall

HOME RUNS
82
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RUNS BATTED IN
405
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HITS
1037
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by msb on Sep 1, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus, talk about an epic fail.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even more!

wOBA
.288
30th Overall (by .06!)

ISO
.105
30th Overall

OPS
.642
30th Overall

OBP
.301
30th Overall

SLG
.341
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by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

2010 Mariners: Believe Big!

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 1, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not a big Rick Reilly fan, but this is good:

“(In the Dustin Johnson rules column) you wrote “If he could have stolen two beers and popped the slide, he would have.” I have never heard the expression “popped the slide.” Enlighten me.

— Paul Oliver (Kansas City, MO)

The phrase, “Take two beers and popped the slide” is based on this news story. It’s about a JetBlue flight attendant who recently went double bat-guano crazy at a passenger, announced he was quitting on the PA system, took two beers out of the beverage cart, popped open the emergency door, deployed the slide and slid down it. So much for two weeks’ notice. I’m hoping it becomes part of the vernacular.

“I swear, if my girlfriend gives me anymore crap this weekend, I’m taking two beers and popping the slide.”

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

He got can-yoned?

"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

I’m sure he would have loved to popped the slide instead. But I guess he gets unemployment this way.

by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he was fired after the vacation.

I had a friend get told he was canned at 4pm on a Friday before his vacation. Needless to say it ruined his vacation.

by Sec 108 on Sep 1, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

At that point you just have to say screw it,

and enjoy the vacation as best you can. And drink heavily.

"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

A former coworker of mine was on vacation

when the company told almost everyone that they were being furloughed and would only be paid for whatever remaining vacation them they had. That was unpleasant news to come back to.

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by bluemax on Sep 1, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most companies don't like people to accrue large amounts of vacation time,

because if they fire or layoff the employee, they have to pay them for that when they are terminated. They don’t like to have that liability on their books.

"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of places do that, I'm not sure how it works.

But I think they can structure it any way they want, since it is not a required benefit.

"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You lose it!

I haven’t found out, but that seems to be the consensus anyway. At least we accrue sick time.

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Sep 1, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

In California, they are required to pay you are all unused vacation time

one of the reasons that most major companies here strongly encourage employees to use up all vacation by the end of the year

by seattlebruin on Sep 1, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know the "law" here in Washington,

but at my company everything accrues. I get chewed out all the time for not using enough vacation. They’ll even “buy” a week from me so I’ll take a week off. At one point I had something like seven and a half weeks built up.

"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dad retired from teaching he had an extra years pay

Something about tiered pay schedules, when he signed up his contract allowed him unlimited accumulation with a 2/3 pay buy out. People that have a thing about not taking vacation time are slightly annoying.

by Kermit. on Sep 1, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't mean like normal, where people run a little over.

I’m talking about people that run 20+ years and brag about never having a day of vacation.

by Kermit. on Sep 1, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a boss once who never took vacation.

He also wore the same outfit everyday. I can’t believe I worked for that freak for 6 years.

by Sec 108 on Sep 2, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like my friend's dad...

whose sister once visited his apartment, opened the pantry, and saw the same three meals lined up by the dozens.

He goes on vacations though. It’s usually to Vegas and he usually comes back catatonic.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Sep 2, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy had his pilot's license and owned his own plane.

Frequently he would fly to Reno Friday night and come back Sunday night to be there Monday. So yeah he went away, but he also never really did.

by Sec 108 on Sep 2, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't do you any good when your employer goes under

All my unused vacation time is going to waste.

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by bluemax on Sep 1, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been working from home for 2 months

The company still exists, and we are still working on a project but I haven’t accumulated any sick days or vacation time this year and honestly I know I won’t ever cash out my vacation time.

I also currently get paid only once a month, and pretty much out of my bosses pocket so I can pay my rent because of some issues with our sub-sub-contracting situation.

Also today we lost our health insurance!

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by bluemax on Sep 1, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The reason I've been working from home is

because we no longer have a physical office. Our server is in my bosses garage.

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by bluemax on Sep 1, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You realize this is all VERY illegal?

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Sep 1, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not exactly sure how to go about it

and in this industry (video games) this kind of stuff isn’t uncommon.

Remember the company I work for, is sub contracted by another company in India, who was originally sub contracted by another company in America. Technically I think we are only supposed to respond and deal with the Indian company but for some reason we keep dealing directly with the other American based company.

Complicating matters further, the American based company has to respond to their publishing office which is based in Europe.

I would love to fight the system on this and all but its so complicated I don’t know where to begin. And the other problem is that if I decide to go legal on this it pretty much kills my career in the industry.

Would a lawyer talk to me about this stuff for free? I have no money to speak of at the moment.

[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]

by bluemax on Sep 2, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH HELL.

Modesto extended their PDC with the Rockies. That was the best case scenario for us given that Inland Empire is undoubtedly going to re-up with the Dodgers. That leaves us with Rancho Cucamonga or Bakersfield in the Cal League, Rancho Cucamonga being preferred but probably harder to pull away since they’ve been with the Angels for a decade now.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Sep 1, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Rancho Cucamonga.

I want this, just because I love the name of that town.

"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I'm interviewing with a company on Friday for an internship.

It seems kind of like a gimmick product from what i can tell, but I can’t be choosey right now on what I can and can’t take for work.

www.saticsaver.com

1. What’s your first impression?
2. Should I care?

by BigR on Sep 1, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Are they hiring you to fix the website? I hope so.

Experience is experience. Their product will not do anything like Faux said, but keep that to yourself.

by Sec 108 on Sep 1, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, for the first 6mos, it will actually save you money.

But unless you get decent ones, they just don’t have the part quality to hold up over time. If you spend in the 250$ range for a 15A, 4 port, you’ll actually get your money back in energy savings, and your electronics will last longer.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 1, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly have no idea what they want me for, but they're interested, which is the important part.

Also of note they’re selling the product at 50% right now. Probably not a good sign.

Faux, is there other units like this on the market? I had never heard of anything.

by BigR on Sep 1, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Google "line conditioners"

They aren’t even the cheapest ones on the market.
http://www.amazon.com/b?ie=UTF8&node=10967061

I wouldn’t worry about the 1/2 price thing, as that’s a standard ploy. No one really thinks there’s some moron out there buying a 5 pack of pop can toppers for 10$. They sell them “buy one get one free” so the bargain hunting tards think it’s a good deal.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 1, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting stuff, thank you.

I’m really surprised I haven’t run across these before.

by BigR on Sep 1, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most people outside of the IT field don't think about how to care for electronics, so there's no reason to even think about it.

Honestly, if you’re going to get a line conditioner, you might as well spend the extra 25% and get a UPS. That’ll give you a limited battery backup to go along with the line conditioning, and the power will be even cleaner than a straight capacitor set will give.

The only electronics I don’t have hooked up to a UPS at my house are my laser printer and plasma TV, because they draw too much power in surges for the UPS to handle. That’s when a line conditioner comes in handy.

If you have any questions about the technical or practical side of it (like to prep for an interview), let me know, I’ll find some links you might be able to use.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 1, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey that would be great.

I don’t want to talk down to their product and make them think I’m calling it “only a line conditioner”, but some help on understanding what they’re doing with it would be great.

I’ll put an email in my bio if you’d like or you can just reply here, as this thread is probably going to die tonight anyways.

I just received a degree in Energy Technology, so I really should be more up on things like these if I expect to use the degree at all.

by BigR on Sep 1, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll look around tonight and post it here.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 1, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

A couple bookmarks of mine:

Decent beginners read:
http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-a-power-conditioner.htm

In depth, how more than why:
http://www.pscpower.com/Whitepapers/Power%20Quality.pdf

A good summary for the first one is “line conditioners save wear and tear on your gear and protect against bad juice”.

Let me know if you have any questions tomorrow in the OT, as an east coaster I’m not around for games most nights.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 1, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks man,

I’ll read through these tonight and if I have any questions, I’ll throw them up in the morning.

by BigR on Sep 1, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a video? Damn you, Websense.

I highly recommend anyone in need of a laugh to read the bios.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 1, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't make it there often, but I'm sure that distinction belongs to Kermit.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 1, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which one, the video?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 1, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still need to find the one where Homer offers himself to the zombies and they turn him down.

I can only find it in Portuguese. ):

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 1, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was warned on Fieldgulls?

I’m so confused, I recced Wilder’s post and that might be the only thing I’ve ever done there. Jesus, you guys from Indianapolis or something?

by Kermit. on Sep 1, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Don't worry about it, old man, I was complimenting you.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 1, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wikipedia can be edited by anyone.

If you were to keep a list of notable Mariners minor leaguers, who would want mentioned? Here’s what Wikipedia has…

C Steve Baron
RHP Colin Buckborough
RHP Yao Wen Chang
RF Johermyn Chávez
RHP Maikel Cleto
IF Jetsy Extrano
RHP Cheyne Hann
CF Brandon Haveman
RHP John Housey
SS Gabriel Noriega
IF Pedro Okuda
LHP Henry Pérez
RHP Taylor Stanton
LF/3B Nate Tenbrink

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Sep 1, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh and Buckborough was released prior to the season.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Sep 1, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the whole point.

Chang has sometimes interesting tools and just awful performances, Buckborough was 90% projection, Hann has a middling reliever of little interest as is Housey, and neither Okuda nor Perez have played in the states.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Sep 1, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jetsy Extrano should stay in because the name is notable.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 1, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Sep 1, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of notable Minor League names

I was annoyed to see Rowdy Hardy win the moniker madness ahead of Seth Schwindenhammer and Sequoyah Stonecipher

by Eyeball Kid on Sep 1, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much as I love Jetsy Extrano

Sequoyah Stonecipher blow the competition out of the water. There’s no contest. That is a historic name.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Sep 1, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Schwindenhammer had a better first name he could have given it a run.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 1, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Thor or something.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Sep 1, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXACTLY

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 1, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

Mumba Rivera, Mickey Wiswall, Hawkins Gebbers, Kevin Rivers, Tyler Burgoon, Tom Wilhelmson, Eddy Martinez-Esteve, Kuo Hi-Luo, and Joe Dunigan?

by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 1, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that might actually be an improvement.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Sep 1, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking up who has Wiki pages and who doesn't is also entertaining.

Pages: Hawkins Gebbers, Anthony Phillips, Gabriel Noriega, Henry Contreras, Jake Wild, Ralph Henriquez, Andrew Carraway, Cheyne Hann, Kuo-hui Lo, Denny Almonte, Leury Bonilla

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Sep 1, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't want to waste a FanPost on this, but I need 3 people to attend tomorrow's game with me

They’re available for just $15 (half price!) and are great, front-row seats, but I was stiffed by all 3 of the people that were supposed to go with me. Just send me an email (through my profile) and I’ll go over details with anybody that’s interested

by tootthekazoo on Sep 1, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Have you showered recently?

"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you taking your Bean-o then?

Must be some reason your friends don’t want to be around you. Might be that Russian Trout Flu you have…

"I’m taking two beers and popping the slide"

by Thingray on Sep 1, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

I fear for our future.

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I called that Wednesday when I was a kid.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't give a shit if you want to burn your nipple off.

But don’t turn around and sue the school.

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The second seems apparent.

A few years ago I would have denied any possibility they win this. Now…..shit I don’t know.

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Sep 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

How long will we get by when the stupid ones keep surviving?

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Sep 2, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

How long do you think I have?

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

How many times a week do you "test" a light socket?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 2, 2010 5:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm lost...

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Sep 1, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too apparently.

I meant was he showing up the team after getting hit by stealing the two bases.

by Kirk on Sep 1, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh. Thanks!

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Sep 1, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except they were down by 11 runs.

He should have been allowed to steal.

by msb on Sep 2, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hehehe, fuck the 49ers!

Fight!

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Sep 1, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Now if only Pitt's Big Ben could shoot himself in the foot... Wait...

Things are looking up this season.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Sep 1, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Insert Plaxico joke here...

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Sep 1, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Found an honest-to-goodness hobo spider in my house last night.

Had the chevrons on its back, and the nasty bags of venom on its fangs.

I’m going to burn my house down.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 2, 2010 7:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Interesting!

I didn’t realize the fang bags meant it was a male spider. That’s frightening, because it was fucking HUGE, and typically male spiders tend to be smaller.

On second look through this document, I’m no longer sure it was a hobo spider that was in my house. Thanks! This seriously makes me feel better.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 2, 2010 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not drastic enough.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 2, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently we have a fresh infestation in our basement at home.

I don’t know if being 1700 miles away is far enough.

You! Cake or death?

by Torrid on Sep 2, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Just wow.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 2, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so angry

My old job used to contract for Symantec and we would always try to convince them to do stuff like this. Then we fired them as a client and they started doing more ridiculous things.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 2, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Last night I was waiting in line for a comedy show and standing in front of this vegan health food store.

Ron Artest then walked into the store. It was empty so I walked in and said Hi. He seems like a nice guy.

by Kenneth Arthur on Sep 2, 2010 8:59 AM PDT reply actions  

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