51-80, Chart

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners Game Recaps

Biggest Contribution: Russell Branyan, +5.4%
Biggest Suckfest: David Pauley, -13.3%
Most Important AB: Branyan double, +7.5%
Most Important Pitch: Bourjos homer, -16.6%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -16.4%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -42.0%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +24.1%
Total Contribution by Jerry Meals: -15.7%
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"Oh yeah. Grr"

Perfect way to sum up that game.

by c_dowley on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions

I'm so mad I missed this one.

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by the other side on Aug 30, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions

How could this possibly have happened

De Gutibus non disputandum est

by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 30, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions

Kotchman should share the - wpa with Meals.

Half assing it around the bases like that has no defense. I drank a half rack in celebration the day Rojo was sent down. The day I never have to see Kotchman in an M’s uniform again I may just go out and buy a keg.

by Jack Swan on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM PDT reply actions

Dude, Kotchman is slow as hell.

Could he have made it home? Maybe, but still I’m glad he played it safe (after getting thrown out multiple times over the year)

by Cramer05 on Aug 31, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions

What did Meals do?

Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten? Fuck kittens.

by Matt Erickson on Aug 30, 2010 11:01 PM PDT reply actions

Blow a call in the 9th.

by ThundaPC on Aug 30, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions

On running

Why can’t Lopez or Kotchman run? It would seem that someone could become a competent runner. Not necessarily with Ben Johnson speed. But perhaps they could run enough sprints of varying distances (90 and/or 180 feet for example) to not look like total jackasses. Maybe the Mariners could rent that Prefontaine movie with Billy Crudup and Donald Sutherland in it to see how people lift their legs and place them forward at a regular stride and such. Or maybe they could just wait until it is “Kids Run the Bases” day at Safeco and watch three year olds run. Fuck, even a three year old can run. Why can’t Lopez or Kotchman. Fuck, even Forrest Gump ran. And he was retarded.

by RustyJohn on Aug 30, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs