A Series Of Pictures In Which Casey Kotchman Looks Uncomfortable Or Terrified
This one has been a long time coming. Casey Kotchman has never lived a boring day, or done a boring thing.
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My favorite is the face he makes right before swinging.
The terrified/angry screaming squirrel face.
by Teej on Aug 26, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Dude, I think he's going to that face too much.
That’s really all he’s got.
It’s like Jeff photoshopped that one face onto almost all of the pictures. It’s great.
by seattle_since_81 on Aug 27, 2010 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Casey Kotchman looks like a man out of place in time.
Doc Brown inadvertently snatched Kotchman from an 1889 Arizona saloon, and Kotchman’s just played along with it ever since.
I personally like the Nick Markakis one.
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 26, 2010 10:39 PM PDT reply actions
That looks like it has the potential to get really awkward in a hurry.
Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten? Fuck kittens.
by Matt Erickson on Aug 27, 2010 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Remember near the beginning of the year
where you guys were talking in a podcast and were worried that our team would be boring? Remember that? Yea, I don’t think a Mariners team will ever be boring. I suspect something like this will always surface.
Now with more lemon bars!
The Mariners being interesting and Jeff managing to make even the most mundane things interesting are two very different things.
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 26, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Oops apparently it was deleted in my self edit.
I meant it to say “I don’t think a Mariners team will ever be boring personality wise.”
Because yea, it’s boring rooting for a team that has no hope. But Jeff, or Matthew, or Scruffy have a great knack for finding things like this that are quite entertaining. Whether it’s Kotchman, or Byrnes, or Ichiro shenanigans. There’s always something.
Now with more lemon bars!
Love the double ankle break
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 26, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions
I like how he looks in pain in ever single photo
Except for the one where he is injured and leaving the field
by jtopps on Aug 26, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
So good.
What's the deal with corn nuts?
by BaronVonBullshit on Aug 27, 2010 12:17 AM PDT reply actions
Zangeif always sucked at avoiding projectiles.

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
by HititHere on Aug 27, 2010 9:33 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I always liked what he does with his bat when he misses his pitch, doesn't square it up,
and pops up. Kotchman is a lot more intense a player than people give him credit for, maybe because he is a product of being born and raised in a baseball family.
I hate the Texas Rangers
His nickname should be Grimace.
by wazzu93 on Aug 27, 2010 11:12 AM PDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
I just started breaking out into laughter in the office.
He just looks like he’s forever trying to push a turd out of his ass.

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