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8/25: Another Open Game Thread

Seattle Mariners at Boston Red Sox, Aug 25, 2010 4:10 PM PDT





Felix Hernandez

#34 / Pitcher / Seattle Mariners

6-3

225

R

R

Apr 08, 1986



Tim Wakefield

#49 / Pitcher / Boston Red Sox

6-2

210

R

R

Aug 02, 1966



Aw, cheer up, Tim. It isn't that windy.

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This is gonna be televised right?

Or am I going to have to watch Matt Hasselbeck talk about Navajos all afternoon?

What's the deal with corn nuts?

by BaronVonBullshit on Aug 25, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOH, LOOK WHO'S PITCHING FOR THEM!!!

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Aug 25, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

He's what... 63?

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Aug 25, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Down Felix.

Stop with this high everything pitch.

by Double06 on Aug 25, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

That was pretty good

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Aug 25, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

It's nice to see Tui blows again.

Although I’ve always wanted to give him playing time, I also hope he sucks because I really don’t want another Mike Morse situation.

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 25, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Groovy

Praise be to the all mighty Felix

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Aug 25, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

That's pretty incredible

I wonder how many times that has happened before

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Aug 25, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get it.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 25, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought of it as a moustache (on the emoticon).

No wonder I didn’t get it.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 25, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Wikipedia, both <=3 and <=8 mean laughing, big grin

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Aug 25, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well this: :3

isn’t either one of those. Not that I would have recognized it anyway.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 25, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would have made more intuitive sense.

Since my intuition is apparently terrible, I thank you for your parenthesis on this post.

by Double06 on Aug 25, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see Jose Lopez is the hero!

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Aug 25, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck?

Ball two was a strike according to Gameday. Goddamn umpires.

by kennerdoloman on Aug 25, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK JOSH WILSON! I HOPE YOU GET SUPER AIDS AND DIE

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Aug 25, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I wonder if field conditions have anything to do with this.

I only have access to the radio broadcast.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 25, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't look like there were bad hops on either play.

Wet and slippery ball may have been a problem for him though.

by drblacknwhite on Aug 25, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rays fan here.

Please tell your shortstop to stop making errors!

by d.wig on Aug 25, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

JOSH WILSON IS A DOUCHE

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Aug 25, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Trade him for the Seahawks Josh Wilson.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 25, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hit now Josh.

"Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue."

by Thingray on Aug 25, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Gonna break the team record soon

http://prospectinsider.com/view/nick-franklin,-ss/

Link^

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Aug 25, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap 1000 already?

Also, one more strikeout and he finally takes the AL lead in K’s.

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 25, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

We're still winning??

It must be Felix Day.

Karma police, arrest this man.

by wyte_lightning on Aug 25, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Same here.

I finally get to watch a Mariners game on tv for the first time in ages and thank god its a Felix day, that alone will make up for Figgins failing at hitting.

by LeftArrow2 on Aug 25, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck.

First two pitches of the AB were strikes pretty clearly too.

by Happybelly on Aug 25, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe West is one ugly man

Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten? Fuck kittens.

by Matt Erickson on Aug 25, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you for making 2010 tolerable Felix

"you ain't never been no virgin kid you were f@$%ed from the start"

by BW Kropotkin on Aug 25, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

So close...

Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten? Fuck kittens.

by Matt Erickson on Aug 25, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Craig Breslow?

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Aug 25, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Per Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Breslow

“Breslow was captain of the Yale University baseball team.11 As a junior, he led Yale in victories (three) and ERA (2.61, 3rd in the Ivy League), striking out 66 batters in 51⅔ innings (ranking 13th in the nation in strikeouts per nine innings). He earned All-Ivy honors that season, which included a 16-strikeout performance vs. Cornell and a one-hit shutout at Harvard. As a senior, he lead the Ivy Leagues with a 2.56 ERA.12 He graduated in 2002 with a B.A. in molecular biophysics and biochemistry.713

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Aug 25, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is some bullshit

Now the bullpen is gonna come in and give up his runs.

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 25, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Two-point lead!

Sims really can’t wait for football season can he?

by Eyeball Kid on Aug 25, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Football season is the worst season.

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Aug 25, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give me a hockey team that broadcasts all their games here and I might care.

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Aug 25, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

Felix may get the win here.

by Kawnliee on Aug 25, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Just think..

If Brandon League gave up a double there, he would’ve had a chance to tie Felix in the wins category!

Aren’t counting stats great?

by pixburgher on Aug 25, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, League has a record of 8-6 while Felix is 9-10

so even though Felix’s ERA is a bit better, League has been the better pitcher this year.

by Kawnliee on Aug 25, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whew.

Please get lots of runs.

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 25, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

If we don't get this win, I'm going to be mighty upset

Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."

by joof on Aug 25, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Wooooo!!

I think we should just give League the win anyway though… he deserved it!!

by pixburgher on Aug 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Hallelujah.

And the NW team takes a 5-4 lead over Texas in the LLWS. Yay baseball.

by wazzu93 on Aug 25, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

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