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by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 6, 2010 9:59 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners Game Recaps

Biggest Contribution: Casey Kotchman, +11.2%
Biggest Suckfest: Franklin Gutierrez, -19.7%
Most Important AB: Lopez groundout, -16.9%
Most Important Pitch: Betemit single, -15.6%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -0.6%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -52.3%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +2.9%
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And a write in vote for "biggest suckfest" to the Oregon Duck fan.

by Henry H on Jul 6, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

There ought to be stiffer penalties for fan interference to discourage such behavior...

like getting sodomized by Mike Brumley.

by RustyJohn on Jul 6, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Why the hell do people like that even go to the games?

What a stupid thing to do. Teenagers. Get the f off my lawn.

by TrustBaseball on Jul 7, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

At least three times this season.

Dissenting opinions are welcome, and should be encouraged, at Lookout Landing. -LL Style Guide

by MT Olson on Jul 6, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Why yes. He just had it today!

by joey90 on Jul 6, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions

I know this was Hyphen vs. Greinke

But losing a series at home to the Royals is still pretty depressing. For some reason, I actually decided to watch both of the last two games.

by Aly Edge on Jul 6, 2010 11:34 PM PDT reply actions

I would like to present the 2010 Mariners

for your viewing pleasure. It might be more entertaining to watch the Yankees series. At least, I hope it might.

by TrustBaseball on Jul 6, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah

Get to see A-Rod get booed. Can’t miss that.

by Aly Edge on Jul 7, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions

I hope we'll get to see more than A-Rod getting booed and Monopoly money in the wind.

A good team should bring out the best in us. Just as a very team brought out the worst in us.

by TrustBaseball on Jul 7, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions

If we get swept is it the 2010 version of getting swept by the Nationals?

by Hopefulmsfan on Jul 6, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions

The saddest thing is seeing us lose twice now to the Royals on Felix Night.

Once the score was tied yesterday, I didn’t care about the win because it would’ve no longer have gone to Felix anyways.

by Hopefulmsfan on Jul 6, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions

This is the most disappointing part. We signed the King and we aren't worthy.

We can’t have a good season even with Felix and Lee. We are total fuckups. Why would any “great” pitcher ever want to be on this team? Our offense and relief corps are pathetic. I feel bad for Ichiro because he will never get a WS ring with us and I think the $ means nothing to him. He deserves a ring and he’ll never get one as long as he is here. Yeah, he’ll get into the hall, but I think he wants a ring. I know if I were in his position, I would. Many lesser players have one.

CLIFF FUCKING LEE, I love you and will miss you. Thank you for the wins you gave us and the inspiration you may have given some of our pitchers. Get yourself a ring, you deserve one.

by TrustBaseball on Jul 7, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions

really?

crosshairs?

by KENtastic on Jul 7, 2010 12:12 AM PDT reply actions

Yes?

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Jul 7, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions

Metaphoric crosshairs, of course.

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 7, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions

Jeff is secretly an assassin.

He specializes in killing baseball players who are mildly annoying and used to be hot prospects and are now mediocre. He made the mistake of posting that picture and now his oddly specific secret profession is revealed to the world. You have saved the lives of Mark Teahen and Lastings Milledge by outing him, KENtastic.

by Mariner John on Jul 7, 2010 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs