There's been a lot of HAHAHAHAing about the 2010 All-Star rosters, so hey let's talk some shit!
At least it's just an exhibition game that doesn't mean anything. The winner earns home-field advantage in the World Series for their future league champion! Baseball!
All-Star line-ups according to WAR via Fangraphs
C Mauer (2.1) / Olivo (3.0!)
1B Morneau (4.9) / Votto (3.6)
2B Cano (4.5) / Phillips (3.1) - Utley (3.3) on DL
SS Gonzalez (2.2) / Ramirez (2.6) - Tulowitzki (2.6) on DL
3B Beltre! (3.6) / Wright (3.9)
RF Ichiro! (3.0) / Torres (3.2)
CF Rios (3.0) / Byrd (3.2)
LF Crawford (4.1) / Holliday (3.4)
DH Guerrero (2.4) / Zimmerman (3.2), Pujols (3.0), etc?