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Today's Fun Fact

Batting lines not park-adjusted.

Seattle Mariners, overall: .237/.305/.342
American League, overall:.263/.332/.410

Seattle Mariners after 1-0 count: .241/.353/.352
American League after 1-0 count: .281/.395/.446

Even with a one-ball handicap, the Mariners' offense has still been a little below the overall AL average.

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And the rest of the team besides Ichiro is hitting .226.

I can’t believe we don’t even have a flukey bench player that’s hitting above .300 and that Ichiro is the only one. Hopefully last night gets Guti going.

by Kenneth Arthur on Jul 22, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

And even Ichiro is hitting below the norm.

I’m really starting to reassess the absurdity of some sort of systematic problem. They could have an infestation of Gremlins, or Gyspy Curses, Voodoo, or Thetan Poisoning. Ancient Myan Curse?

by Drew_D on Jul 22, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curses? The answer is Chone Figgins

Figgins, Lackey, and Vlad were sent out to sabatoge their teams. Lackey succeeded in taking down some of his most prolific teammates while Figgins got everyone off soft drinks (Which actually promote baseball skills!). Vlad is just too dumb and probably forgot his mission.

Carlos Silvelite

by OceanBird on Jul 22, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

DH Felix!

He’s a career .282/.379/.430 after 1-0 counts!

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by Hypnofelix on Jul 22, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Welcome to LL!

Your icon is kind of terrifying in a cool way.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Jul 22, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you!

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by Hypnofelix on Jul 22, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, this offense is so piss-poor, I wish they'd think about DHing a pitcher if one of them could hit.

Not Felix, obviously, but if one of the other pitchers shows a Carlos Zambrano-like ability to go up there and hit .220 with a homer every 30 to 40 ABs, I’d do it.

by craig3410 on Jul 22, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

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