36-Oodles, Chart
Biggest Contribution: Milton Bradley, +8.6%
Biggest Suckfest: David Pauley, -17.7%
Most Important AB: Branyan double, +11.5%
Most Important Pitch: Rios double, -23.8%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -21.4%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -33.2%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +4.6%
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I looked up, saw the M's lost, went meh and then got back to what I was doing.
Finally, the soothing balm of the Tropic of Cairo.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
I'm finally there too. However, I do continue to look in at the box score and wonder how a team can suck as much as this one.
I think many of the players have reached the Tropic of Cairo too.
Every day I can count on turning on the game for 10 seconds
Seeing the score is 6-1 with us losing, laugh, and go about my business.
I will watch Felix’s, Fister’s and Vargas’ starts though
Johnson left due to stiffness in his hip.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 19, 2010 10:39 PM PDT reply actions
Believe big!
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Jul 19, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet the downside of being Dave Niehaus or Dave Sims is that you can't completely check out like any other fan does.
Is it wrong to say that I am more or less checked out of the season? I don’t want to sound like a bad fan, but I am just so apathetic now. I still care about any moves the M’s make that affect them beyond this season, but they are just done now. Done.
2010 Safeco Field Record: 1-1 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 11-5
I think that's how most people are
I’m still moderately excited when Smoak or Saunders come up to bat, but I think I’m more interested in our minor league teams than the M’s. Yay future. Yay hope.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Jul 19, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sort of the same. I only care about anything related to the future.
So that includes Smoak, Saunders, Moore, Pineda, and of course the good ones who are staying: Ichiro, Guti, Felix.
Yeah, that's where I am.
So I’m curious even about a longshot like Greg Halman.
ignacio
When it's this bad...
…once in awhile I swear Niehaus will give a home team call to a great play by an opposing team player. Home run, defensive gem, impressive strike out, whichever. He always has a good call for a good play, but he’ll put a little extra on it. Seems like he just starts rooting for good baseball (IMO)
He has always done this, and I love that about him.
He just loves the game. He’ll give 100% to a call for the Mariners and maybe 90% to a nice play for the other team.
Well he has endured enough crappy Mariners seasons.
2010 Safeco Field Record: 1-1 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 11-5
I can't believe that I moderatly paid attention to about 80% of this ballgame.
On the plus side, I think I might like this Justin Smoak fellah.
You're dead to me.
I'm not excited about Moore
I still think we shoulda got Montero…
But Montero means no Smoak
and Moore would still catch over Montero
…they should send down Huntington & Nutting, because they aren’t ready, either. - royshowell
by Marinerfanjake on Jul 19, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope the results are different.
According to my calculations, your problem doesn't exist.
by the other side on Jul 20, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Moore's not going to be exciting.
But there are very few exciting catchers out there. If he can be a decent hitter, he’s a useful piece. Leave the exciting players for the positions where we can get them.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 19, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
BUST!!!
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Jul 20, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm not excited about Rice Krispies. I still think we shoulda got a three-bedroom house.
These things are not related.
by Teej on Jul 20, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
I support this
…they should send down Huntington & Nutting, because they aren’t ready, either. - royshowell
by Marinerfanjake on Jul 20, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
No way we'll get Montero, he's gone to Europe after this season
by Nick S on Jul 20, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Awww :(
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Jul 20, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Oodles is one of my favorite words of all time.
Thank you, sir, for reminding me it exists.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

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