Jose Lopez got braces
I don't want to poke too much fun, since this is probably a very sensitive subject for him, but then, Jose Lopez got braces. If you'd asked me, as Shannon did, which Mariner I thought got braces, Jose Lopez would've been my first guess. It is that fitting. Jose Lopez also got a Tonka truck and a lollipop at the doctor. Jose Lopez signs autographs with crayons.
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Jeff Sullivan
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I feel awful for him and absolutely 100% am in love with this development
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 15, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope he starts destroying the ball.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 15, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Loafie was about due to develop teen angst.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Would you really want that mouth full of metal?
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Jul 15, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
He could have gotten those braces that go on the inside of the teeth.
Unless you were thinking of something else…
Hugo Chavez banned those
Behind the teeth braces are what killed Che Guevara!
That is very unattractive.
…they should send down Huntington & Nutting, because they aren’t ready, either. - royshowell
by Marinerfanjake on Jul 15, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
What?
That is cute as hell.
According to my calculations, your problem doesn't exist.
by the other side on Jul 15, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAA HE CAN'T EAT CARAMEL
...and now I'm here
Should have forced Yuni to get them.
33!
by joof on Jul 15, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Damn, beat me to it.
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on Jul 16, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
And he's a major-league ballplayer.
He can’t afford invisible braces?













