Hey. Guess what. It's my first off topic thread. I think I'm in good standing. In 2 hours I need to leave to go on a hike on Mount Si and I've slept approximately zero minutes, so if you don't hear from me ever again it's because I died. Let this shitty FanPost be my last hurrah. On a weekend no less when no one comments. God Dammit.

Prompts!

1. Craziest thing a drunk man/woman ever said/did to you at a bar.
2. Best places to hike, trek, hang out in or explore the outdoors for more than 3 hours WITHIN Seattle (or within your major city of residence)
   
3. The first time you ever truly blacked out and had zero memory of the previous night, what was the stupidest thing you ended up doing.
4. Ever not made it to the bathroom in time and how did you recover?
5. Make up a story that involves albino warthogs, string cheese, Febreze and a Frisbee
6. Describe yourself using zero physical or personality characteristics. Think: Metaphor.
7. When you meet someone for the first time that you find attractive physically, what are some examples of something they can do/say right away that causes you to immediately realize you don't even want to be their friend.
8. Do you have the balls to wear a Care Bear shirt in public and where can I find one?
9. When you describe someone as "really funny," what does that mean?
10. See if you can MSPaint your current facebook profile photo in its entirety, including the background and others in the photo.
11. Recommend a restaurant that it is likely no one here has tried before and what they should get.
12. Favorite commercial of all time.
13. One more! Recently had this discussion. Do you believe it is important to wash your hands before you eat? Why/Why not?

I didn't start reading the off topic threads until late 2009, so some of these prompts, especially number 5, may have been done before. Sorry. Luckily, as usual, you can talk about whatever you want as long as you want and weeeee!