22-31, All You Need To Know
It'd been a while for Felix. It'd been six weeks. Six weeks since his last win. Seven winless starts was tied for the longest dry spell of Felix's career. Wins, of course, don't mean a lot to us, and it's a statistic that we hold in pretty low regard, but wins mean a lot to pitchers, and wins mean a lot to Felix. Felix wants to get wins. Felix wants to dominate, but more than anything else, Felix wants to get that win.
He came out today with one goal in mind: pitch well enough to earn that W. The M's had been playing better baseball. They were being presented with an opportunity to begin undoing all the mistakes and start clawing their way back into the race. Felix wanted to keep a good thing rolling. He wanted it for himself, and he wanted it for his team. A win tonight would mean a game in the standings, and a win tonight would mean the end of the streak. End that streak and Felix could look ahead to starting a new one. A very different one.
The first inning wasn't encouraging. Joe Mauer hit Felix hard. Justin Morneau hit Felix hard. In an instant, the M's were behind, and one wondered if Felix would crack. Felix, for all of his attributes, has never dealt real well with frustration. There's always some degree of concern about how Felix will respond when something doesn't go his way.
Sure enough, Felix responded tonight.
Felix got mad.
Felix got mad, and Felix retired 23 of the next 27 batters he faced. That the M's blew a chance to score in the first didn't matter. Felix gave up just an infield single in the second. That the M's blew a chance to score in the second didn't matter. Felix gave up just a narrow walk in the third. And then after the M's put a big inning together and seized the lead, Felix slammed the door. Two singles. That was all the Twins would get over the next five innings. Two singles. Two singles, with strikeouts and weak contact. Felix saw it. Felix could feel it. The win was within his grasp, and he wouldn't let it slip away.
It went to the eighth, the score still 4-1. Felix's pitch count stood at 99. This was it. This was Felix's last inning before he'd have to leave it to the bullpen. And in Felix's last inning, he wanted to make damn sure the Twins wouldn't find a spark. So he disposed of Denard Span with a 96mph fastball. And he disposed of Matt Tolbert with a heater at 95. Felix wasn't taking any chances. If you want something done right, and you're Rob Johnson, you leave it to somebody else. If you want something done right, and you're Felix Hernandez, you do it yourself.
All that stood between Felix and eight brilliant innings and a probable win was Joe Mauer. Joe Mauer, the best catcher in baseball. Joe Mauer, the 184 million dollar man. Joe Mauer, who a year ago led the Majors in average and OBP and led the AL in slugging. We'd seen this start before. Felix had had this start before, against Minnesota in 2005. He just needed one more out, and with that out he'd know he did the best job he could do.
96mph. Outer black. That was one. 96mph. Up and in. That was two. One more pitch. One more pitch was all Felix knew he needed to throw. So he put everything he had into that one last pitch. 85mph. Curve. Down. Whiff. With three pitches - three magnificent pitches - Felix sealed the deal by disposing of one of the greatest pure hitters in the game today.
Only Felix's curve was so good that it fell off the table and took a crazy bounce away from Rob Johnson, and Mauer reached base. So Felix went ahead and struck out Justin Morneau, too.
A lot of things happened tonight, a lot of interesting things, but I can't bring myself to give a damn. Long live the King.
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It was awesome
to watch Felix leave the mound after the top of the 8th. He was so excited. It was the most entertaining and enjoyable scene of the game.
Felix's awesome pitching made the terrible, terrible Safeco tolerable.
Almost. That damn LOLcat take me out to the ball game shit the passed out almost broke me.
God I feel so much more confident about this team than I did a week ago
I love you Felix.
Dissenting opinions are welcome, and should be encouraged, at Lookout Landing. -LL Style Guide
That 8th inning was amazing.
Just when I thought I could not love Felix anymore.
I got so frustrated the first inning thinking we were seeing bad Felix again.
God it’s nice to have the good one back.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
Was enjoying Red Dead Redemption to remember that Felix was pitching. :(
Oh well, at least I got to see Cliff Lee make Minnesota his bitch.
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Since I live too far away to actually go to a game.
What, pray tell did the “cheezeburger” festivities consist of?
It's impossible for words to describe what is cheezeburger night to those who do not know what horror means.
Horror… Horror has a face, and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies! I remember when I was in Safeco… seems a thousand centuries ago. We went to a game to see the Mariners. We left the park after Lopez hit his home run, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn’t see. We went back there, and they had come and sang “Take Me Out to the Ball Game.” There they were in the program. A picture of little cats. And I remember… I… I… I cried, I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out; I didn’t know what I wanted to do! And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it… I never want to forget. And then I realized… like I was shot… like I was shot with a diamond, a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought, my God… the genius of that! The genius! The will to do that! Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we, because they could stand that these were not monsters, these were men… trained cadres. These men who photoshopped with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love… but they had the strength… the strength… to do that. If I had ten photoshoppers like that, ICanHazCheezburger would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral… and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to LOL without feeling… without passion… without judgment…without judgment! Because it’s judgment that defeats us.
Judgment, and starting Rob Johnson
by Tube on Jun 4, 2010 3:14 AM PDT up reply actions 13 recs
Holy shit
Dude, are you ok?
Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten? Fuck kittens.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 4, 2010 4:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Ichiro, Milton Bradley. and Ken Griffey Junior made me care about this season again.
As such, I took the time to watch the archived footage of this game despite getting home at 2 in the morning. I haven’t done that since the 2nd week of April.
You're dead to me.
And now I am in pain after reading the game thread.
Scruffy, you sir are a treasure. Never leave us.
You're dead to me.
by Goose on Jun 4, 2010 5:51 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Felix' troubles in May are so random to me.
The calendar changes and the awesomeness re-commences.
I’m also very jealous of Mauer and Morneau, they’re just so…good.
Last year Felix started dominating on May 24th. This season he waited until May 29th.
No biggie. Welcome back King.
Facts about the 'stache
Are located here
by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 4, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks lets try it again
just so I can figure it out LINK

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