There were people who wanted to see Mike Sweeney play first base more often. Real, live people. Mike Sweeney dove twice and hurt himself. This is as injury-prone as you get. In Sweeney's stead, we get a generic righty with a curveball. Mike Carp will go down once Branyan arrives, too, which should be during or after the game. I hope it's during, and we see Carp get lifted away by helicopter.