You Weren't Seeing Things Last Night

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2010 3:22 PM PDT in Miscellaneous

Jack Wilson looks like the kind of person who should probably always be wearing a helmet, and really, any helmet will do. But with that said, this is just embarrassing.

Alternatively, it's possible the Mariners stuck Wilson with a AAA batting helmet because he's a AAA hitter. And that's the sort of thing I can get behind. You wear the corresponding helmet of the level in which you belong.

It's time to stop treating these players like equals of one another. Baseball isn't a communist game. Let's get rid of the communist rules.

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by Kenneth Arthur on Jun 23, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions

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by lemonverbena on Jun 23, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs

The first thing I noticed was the lady in the background aghast at the sigh of Wilson's ass

Carlos Silvelite

by OceanBird on Jun 23, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs

Holy shit, she is really appalled!

Milton Bradley apologist

by sanford_and_son on Jun 23, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions

The first thing I noticed was the two ladies in the background intrigued at the sight of Wilson's ass

by joey90 on Jun 23, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Also known as "yawning"

by lemonverbena on Jun 23, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions

A common ailment at Mariners game, no doubt

But this is Jack Wilson we’re talking about.

Carlos Silvelite

by OceanBird on Jun 23, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions

It's funny because Everett Memorial is better for left-handers too.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Jun 23, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions

Why not teams as well?

At about this point in the season, take the 3 or 4 worst teams in MLB and switch them for the best 3 or 4 in AAA. They also have to switch salaries. Gives some incentive to perform at both levels prior to that time. Underperforming would have consequences.

Managers and coaches as well, along with the 3 or 4 umpires with the worst ball/strike caling according to the tracer.

by PackBob on Jun 23, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions