Series Preview: Chicago Cubs @ Seattle Mariners
Seattle: 28-41
Chicago: 31-38
| MARINERS | Δ Ms | CUBS | EDGE | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| HITTING (wOBA) |
-70.3 (28th) | -4.7 | -1.8 (14th) | Chicago |
| FIELDING (UZR) | 4.2 (13th) | -3.2 | 17.2 (6th) | Chicago |
| ROTATION (tRA) |
4.1 (15th) | 5.7 | 33.1 (1st) | Chicago |
| BULLPEN (tRA) |
-12.8 (24th) | 1.3 | -2.8 (18th) | Chicago |
| OVERALL(RAA) |
-74.8 (26th) | -0.9 | 45.7 (10th) | CHICAGO |
Hey, did you know the Cubs are coming to town? And that means Lou Piniella and Carlos Silva are returning? Those might come up once or twice or seven thousand times this week, so prepare yourself. Also prepare yourself for an influx of visiting fans both to the ballpark and to this blog. I urge restraint from all of you in dealing with any drive-bys. If someone is legitimately trolling, you know what the best solution is? Do nothing.
Trolls feed on reactions and there is only two ways they will go away: they either get banned or leave because they do not garner the reactions they desire. We will do our best on our end to ban those that demonstrate a clear intent to troll, but we cannot be everywhere at all times. Luckily, you can proceed to do nothing all day long without our help. You can only control your own actions, but that is all you need to control.
While there was a time when it was in vogue to interact with trolls and tweak them, that time has passed. It is time to mature and just ignore those that act out as small children do when throwing a tantrum. Trolls want attention; it doesn't matter what kind. I have enough respect for each and every one of you to assume that you all can tell a troll when one appears. They will be held responsible and banned when we find them, but in the meantime, I hold each of you accountable as well. You cannot argue with a troll because the troll's goal is the argument itself. Do not troll and do not feed the trolls. Do not feed the trolls!
Tue Jun 22, 17:10: Jason Vargas* vs. Ryan Dempster
Wed Jun 13, 17:10: Cliff Lee* vs. Randy Wells
Thu Jun 24, 12:40: Felix Hernandez vs. Carlos Silva
Jason Vargas is currently on pace to throw 200 innings this season for the Mariners. Over the past five years or so, starting from 2005, he has thrown 182, 112, 135, 0 and 142 innings. Jason Vargas has taken a step forward in proving that he has the stuff and command needed to provide value in an American League rotation. What he has left to prove is that he can sustain that over multiple outings against the same opponents and that his body can hold up to make those starts.
Is this Cliff Lee's final Mariner start? Some people are saying yes. Other people are saying no. Not enough people are saying nothing because wow, like five people are going to know and they are not going to have an interest in telling others. Cliff Lee is almost certainly going to be traded at some point in the near future. I believe that if the Mariners had any chance to sign Cliff Lee to an extension, that time has passed. That may not preclude them from inking him this coming winter, but that is a long shot.
What is the Mariner Front Office looking to get back in a trade of Cliff Lee? We don't know. We really cannot know. I am sure they have several hopes and their demands will be fluid to an extent. No, I don't know if this or that package is enough or not enough to land Cliff Lee. Nobody here knows. I could speculate on what sorts of players or positions Jack Zduriencik will look for, but you all know the general picture already.
Felix Hernandez's last start qualified as his best of the season by tRA and all of a sudden, three of Felix's last four starts have featured a nine strikeout, one walk performance with lots of ground balls. After a middling May, it is comforting to see Felix return to a dominant level.
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My first game back at safeco since 2007!
this time I’m a resident, but of course I have to cheer against the M’s, oh well it’s only 3 games.
CUBS WIN CUBS WIN CUBS WIN
by GarlicFryCubFan on Jun 22, 2010 12:35 PM PDT reply actions
Hernandez-Silva.
Watch the team lose that, only because God hates us.
He's not a big Cubs fan either.
by Eyebrows on Jun 22, 2010 12:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 7 recs
that's the truth!
"You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity...No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball." - Albert Einstein
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Jun 22, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
If Felix loses to Silva, I don't know what I'd do
I really don’t. I don’t want to think about it either.
Don't even joke about that man...
Don’t troll my fanhood
Then the Mariners probably lose
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 22, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Unless Silva walked a bunch of people.
That would still be entertaining.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jun 22, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Got my tickets for Wednesday night
Taking my Dad as a belated Father’s Day gift. I figure that this is Cliff’s last start, and I haven’t seen him in person yet. Plus, Sweet Lou is going to be in town, can’t miss that.
Anybody else going on Wednesday?
I'll be there.
Tonight and tomorrow, but couldn’t get Thursday off work. Fuck Carlos Silva anyway. I hope Milton Bradley goes 4-4 with a couple funk blasts off of him.
Just looking forward to seeing Sweet Lou!
Rooting for lovable losers since 1984.
by seattlecougar on Jun 22, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
What is this "Sweet Lou" and where can I get some?
It seems to get people to their happy place.
by LonelyintheBleachers on Jun 22, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't wait
to see Lee again, I saw him in Tacoma, but this will be the first time I see him in a Mariners uni in person
I need your help doing nothing Matthew.
by Kirk on Jun 22, 2010 1:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
You don't need anyone's help doing nothing
You are a lackadaisical stoner.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 22, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Hey I heard you were some kind of stoner
I also, am, too!
I huff glue
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 22, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh. The best rotation in the majors is only good for 3 wins so far
seems a bit low, especially for this season.
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 22, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions
It's a shame because that Milton Bradley middle finger pic is just too perfect.
Still, message received.
The Reds offense was the tops in NL coming into last weekend.
It’s the NL central, so it’s all relative. Two teams in that division are worse than the M’s.
BLAH BLAH BLAH MILTON BRADLEY BLAH BLAH BLAH CARLOS SILVA BLAH BLAH BLAH
Cubs fans are going to be annoying.
35!
I'd be surprised if many of them come over
as much as the fans seem to be ubiquitous, they don’t post much on other blogs that I have noticed. I also don’t think talking about CS or MB is de facto trolling.
You were obviously not here when we traded for Bradley.
by Eyebrows on Jun 22, 2010 3:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh Christ I forgot about that
prepare yourselves for more of this asshattery.
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 22, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Or when Bradley had his first "incident."
They were here pretty quick.
by Hopefulmsfan on Jun 22, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Going to be?
Surely you don’t know many. Most ARE. It’s a state of being.
"You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity...No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball." - Albert Einstein
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Jun 22, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
If anybody comes by I will just point out that you can count the number of Cubs World Series rings in the last 100 years on Ron Santo's feet.
by Robert on Jun 22, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 11 recs
It is your fault
I just laughed so hard, I got a blast of hot coffee coming out my nose. This line should be in a Tarantino movie or something.
Rec.ing this feels so right, it just can't be wrong.
Tragedy does make for the best comedy in these troubled times after all.
To which the rightful response would be
“At least the Cubs have not only been to a World Series, but won one.”
by Eyebrows on Jun 22, 2010 4:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
The Cubs are 5-2 all-time against us.
That sickens me. Despite the Cubs being a better team on paper, I look forward to a Mariners sweep!
This may be a bit of a challenge,,,
The delineation between Seattle sarcasm and Chicago trolling isn’t always obvious. This may turn out to be a VERY short gamethread
Or a VERY long one…
Just "rec" everything.
They won’t know what to do.
by Hopefulmsfan on Jun 22, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah.
Hasn’t he already played against 3 of them?
by Hopefulmsfan on Jun 22, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You're right.
We don’t play Cleveland this year until August 13.
by Eyebrows on Jun 22, 2010 4:40 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
It might have been
Except that you have a guy hitting at the Mendoza line in the top of the order for a team that is double digits out of first. It might have been a story if he was hitting .295 with 12 and 50 and the M’s were a game out. He has kinda behaved himself (on the MB scale of behavior). I suppose the bigger story might be that Silva, the reclamation project that is putting up some ok numbers, is back in town to face his former team…
In Chicago, MB is *always* a bigger story than it should be.
The media treatment of MB in Chicago was a disaster. It really made me sad/angry.
"You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity...No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball." - Albert Einstein
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Jun 22, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, Mariners fans do the same thing with Silva.
He’s gone. Time to get the hell over it an move on.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 22, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed. I wish Cubs fans would pay attention to Gutierrez, Felix, and Lee this series...
and M’s fans would pay attention to Soto and Castro.
"You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity...No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball." - Albert Einstein
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Jun 22, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't feed the trolls, bears, lions or occasional Tuiasosopo.
It could be in vogue to devour a cub or two though.
A Dumpster, a Well, and a Silva
3 giant holes for disposing of dead animals. .
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Jun 22, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Silva is kind of like Spanish haiku...
Silva, in Spanish poetry, a strophe, laisse (Sp. tirada) consisting of in eleven- and seven- syllable lines, the majority of which are rhymed although there is no fixed order or rhyme, nor is there a fixed number of lines.
So, something like:
Silva is pitching today
Maybe we will see the baseball fly away
Thank god he is now a Cub
So M’s fans don’t need to see that fat tub of blub
by Henry H on Jun 22, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You know what the worst part about having Silva on the Ms was?
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 22, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait for it
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 22, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait for it
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 22, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
The fat jokes!
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 22, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
This is an unnecessary attitude.
...and now I'm here
Sorry, I was looking for the balance between funny and firm
in telling you that the fat jokes were such a dead meme that reminding people of it is a dead meme.
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 22, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The fact that the mound was flat after each of his starts?
by vivaelpujols on Jun 22, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol...
apparently that’s not funny around these parts anymore.
"You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity...No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball." - Albert Einstein
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Jun 22, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
You all have a lot of rules.
i’ll try to play along as best i can but habits die hard and all.
"You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity...No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball." - Albert Einstein
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Jun 22, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
would you prefer me to type "dying laughing"?
"You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity...No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball." - Albert Einstein
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Jun 22, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha works
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 22, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
we actually have a macro set up at another cubs blog
so that LOL automatically turns into (dying laughing). It was put there as a way to make fun of a guy that used to always troll there and insert that into the middle of his sentences.
"You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity...No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball." - Albert Einstein
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Jun 22, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
We haven't been in the same thread for a while...
I wish our boys were giving your boys more competition.
"You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity...No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball." - Albert Einstein
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Jun 22, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Would I be a troll if I suggested you trade for Silva?
I’m getting desperate. The better he does the bigger I fear his inevitable crash will be.
By the way, if you want to chat with some reasonable, LL-like Cub fans check out anothercubsblog. Here’s our (my) preview of your team for the Cubs-Mariners series:
http://www.anothercubsblog.net/2010-articles/june/movable-object-vs-resistible-force.html#comments
"You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity...No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball." - Albert Einstein
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Jun 22, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions
FEED ME!!!!
;-)
"You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity...No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball." - Albert Einstein
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Jun 22, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I was quoting Carlos Silva. That had nothing to do with my being a troll.
"You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity...No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball." - Albert Einstein
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Jun 22, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Silva fat jokes are dead dead dead dead dead around here.
by Eyebrows on Jun 22, 2010 5:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
They won't get old to me for a while.
But I can appreciate that.
"You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity...No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball." - Albert Einstein
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Jun 22, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
whew...
I was terrified the M’s were going to jump all over him and ruin his trade value. Of course, I have that fear before every start… but there would be something poetic about that collapse coming against the M’s.
Did I mention I want the Cubs to trade him before his value goes back down again?
"You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity...No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball." - Albert Einstein
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Jun 22, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you all going to have a game thread?
I’m in the middle of packing up to move out of your wonderful city, but will try to hang out here if I’m watching the game. I respect the hell out of Lookout Landing. The Cubs blogs I respect stopped caring about Cubs games weeks ago. (Yes, I realize that should be a clue.)
"You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity...No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball." - Albert Einstein
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Jun 22, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions

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