You're a bad influence on Felix. Plus you're too fat.
Larry Stone presents: Carlos Silva
"In Seattle, people were worried more about my weight than anything else," he said. "Here, people were worried about how to get me back on track. Since I got to spring training, they don't even talk about my weight. They say, 'You've got to do this and this to get you ready for the season.'
"In Seattle, the only thing I hear is my weight. 'You're out of shape.' Even when I was on the DL, they say, 'Don't go on the road trip because you're out of shape.' What do you mean, out of shape? I'm not even pitching right now. How do you know if I'm in shape? Stuff like that makes you mad, angry."
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"There was one thing that made me so crazy in Seattle," he said. "Pretty much they wanted me out of Seattle. It was very clear they were saying I was a bad influence on Felix.
"I'd say Felix needs a bad influence, because if I was a bad influence — Felix won 19 games. I don't know how he didn't win the Cy Young. To me, he was the best pitcher and the most consistent pitcher in the whole league last year. And they say I was bad influence?"
Asked to specify who "they" was, Silva said, "I don't say names. Some people on the team. That was driving me crazy. If Felix had someone who was always trying to keep him on line, that was me. I feel I was a good influence."
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...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Jun 22, 2010 3:09 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Rot in hell you fat piece of shit.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
That's because its Chicago! They probably thought Silva was a skinny bitch!
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Yeah, dude needs to chow some more deep dish.
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on Jun 24, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I think it should read
You’re a bad influence on Felix, because you’re too fat.
by Mind of no mind on Jun 22, 2010 3:55 AM PDT reply actions
Jokes aside, I wouldn't be shocked if this was true, and I don't think he said anything that bad.
I’m still glad he’s gone.
...and now I'm here
Pitchers who pitch like garbage are a bad influence on Felix
I think we can all agree on this, Carlos.
He's a stupid fatass. I hope the M's light him up.
by I Lick Squirrels on Jun 22, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, like they lit up San Diego for 15 runs earlier this year...
i can dream right? I mean it IS Carlos Silva.
I remember reading that Lou and the Chicago staff was disappointed in the shape Carlos Silva was in when he arrived at Spring Training.
So I think Carlos Silva chooses to remember what he wants to remember.
Hey Carlos!
We didn’t want you gone because you were fat, or because you were a bad influence. We wanted you gone because you were really really terrible at your job.
I hate Carlos Silva. I genuinely hate Carlos Silva.
Go eat a tub of nitric acid you fat, greasy toad.
Notably absent from this screed:
“I really didn’t pitch well and my salary killed Seattle’s payroll flexibility, so I guess I’m not too surprised that they traded me. I’m just glad this move worked out for everybody.”
Also, I really love this part.
Asked to specify who “they” was, Silva said, “I don’t say names. Some people on the team.”
That really sums up his complete lack of credibility. Carlos, we don’t hate you because you’re fat. We hate you because you’re an asshat.
by Chris Hafner on Jun 22, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Yeah, talk shit now that you're not pitching against us.
What a fucking pussy. Go fuck yourself, Silva.
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on Jun 24, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions


















